I Wonder What I Can’t Do Next?
And Where I Cannot Do It?
And If I Could I Wonder If
I’ve Lost The Urge To Do It?
I Used To Do It Everywhere,
And Everyone Was Happy.
There’s One Thing Left For You To Do,
Supply Me With A Nappy!
I’m Glad You Told Me Where To Smoke
And What Car I Should Drive.
And Now I Know How Much To Drink,
I Feel A Glow Inside.
So Pleased You Tell Me What To Eat
And How Much I Should Weigh,
So Gratefull That You Teach Me How
To Live From Day To Day.
I Know I Can Rely On You
To Tell Me What To Do,
You Make Me Feel So Young Again,
A Child Of One Or Two