I Cannot See
I Cannot Pee
I Cannot Chew
I Cannot Screw
Oh My Gosh, What Can I Do?
My Memory Shrinks
My Hearing Stinks
No Sense Of Smell
I Look Like Hell
My Mood Is Bad – Can You Tell?
My Body’s Drooping
Have Trouble Pooping
The Golden Years Have Come At Last
The Golden Years Can Kiss My Ass.
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