Ladka bola kash ein hasinao ke

Ladka Bola : Kash Ein Hasinao Ke Baap Mar Jate,
Bahana Gum Ka Hota, Hum Inke Ghar To Jaate.
Ladki Boli: Bewkuf, Yeh Sochana Bhi Paap Hoga,
Kisi Din Tu Bhi Kisi Hasina Ka Baap Hoga. Irshaad! Irshaad!

Agar mujhse mohabbat hai mujhe sab apna

Agar Mujhse Mohabbat Hai Mujhe Sab Apna Dhan De Do
Jo Haathon Se Na De Pao To Chequo Se Sanam De Do
Tumhare Dhan Ko Apna Dhan Banaloo To Qarar Aaye
Tumhari Jeb Ko Halka Kara Loo To Bahar Aaye
Jo Ab Tak Jod Rakhi Hai Mujhe Saari Raqam De Do
Kyu Apne Bank Khate Mein Shareeke Ham Nahi Karte
Rupaye Aapas Mein Apne Baant Kar Kyu Kam Nahi Karte

Darguzar uski har khata kar di humne

Darguzar Uski Har Khata Kar Di Humne
Uske Haq Mein Aaj Phir Dua Kar Di Humne
Ek Lamha Bhi Nahi Laga Khone Mein
Jisko Pane Mein Sari Zindagi Gujar Di Humne

Aaj ka zamana aisa hai ki subha

Aaj Ka Zamana Aisa Hai
Ki Subha Uthoge To Kutta Ko Utana Padega
Use Nasta Kilana Padega ,Nilana Padega
Aur Woh Kehega…
Iske Bad Tota Chileaga “Me Too Me Too” (Mithu Mithu)
Phir Woh Hee Shararatein…

Bheeg gayi aankhe jiski yaad mein barsat

Bheeg Gayi Aankhe Jiski Yaad Mein Barsat Ki Tarah
Wo Badal Gaye Mere Halaat Ki Tarah
Jeete Jee Kabhi Haal Koi Puchha Hi Nahi
Fir Maut Pe Kyu Aaye Wo Barat Ki Tarah

Raahon mein kaun aa gaya kuch pata

Raahon Mein Kaun Aa Gaya Kuch Pata Nahi
Usko Talash Karte Rahe Jo Mila Nahi
Be-aas Khidkiya Hain Sitare Udas Hain
Aankho Mein Aaj Neend Ka Koson Pata Nahi
Main Chup Raha To Aur Galatfehmiyan Badhi
Voh Bhi Suna Hai Usne Jo Maine Kaha Nahi
– Bashir Badr

Doosro ko humari sazayein na de chandni

Doosro Ko Humari Sazayein Na De
Chandni Raat Ko Bad-Duaein Na De
Phool Se Ashiqui Ka Hunar Sikh Le
Titliyan Khud Rukengi Sadayein Na De
Sab Gunaho Ka Ikrar Karne Lage
Is Kadar Khoobsurat Sazayein Na De
Main Bikhar Jayunga Aasuon Ki Tarah
Is Kadar Pyar Se Bad-Duayein Na De
– Bashir Badr

Dil se ek ishq ki application kar

Dil Se Ek Ishq Ki Ek Application Kar Raha Hoon.
Pyaar Se -Ë—Debug-‘ Karna Mein Wait Kar Raha Hoon.
Tumhaare Intezaar Mein Neend Aayee So Gaya.
Yeh Dekho Mera Connection -‘Time Out-‘ Ho Gaya.

Tadapti hain yeh saansein har pal teri

Tadapti Hain Yeh Saansein Har Pal Teri Judaai Mein
Paresaan Hai Yeh Dil Har Taraf Faili Tanhai Mein
Na Jeene Ki Tamanna Hai Na Koi Khwabon Ka Basera Hai
Bejaan Ban Gaya Hai Dil Teri Ruswai Mein….
– Akash Chauhan

Zindagi khubsurat thi sajaya tha aisa aapke

Zindagi Khubsurat Thi, Sajaya Tha Aisa Aapke Pyar Ne
Basta Tha Gulistan, Mehkaya Tha Aapke Pyar Ne
Aur Zindagi Se Koi Aash Na Rakhi Humne
Paane Ke Baad Tumhe Koi Pyaas Na Rakhi Humne
Lekin Jaane Kya Khuda Ko Tha Manzur
Ke Paane Ke Baad Apko Kho Diya Humne
Ab Saari Saari Raat Yehi Sochte Guzar Jati Hai
Kyu Khusiyon Ko Nazar Lag Jati Hai
Hum Phir Aisa Khuda Ka Hukum Maan Ker Ro Liya Kerte Hai
Unki Yaadon Ko Seene Mein Dabaye So Liya Kerte Hai
Ab Dard Seene Mein Chupaye Chupte Nahi
Band Aankhon Mein Aansu Rukte Nahi…
– Ritesh Modi

Husn ki mehfil thi ishq ka tarana

Husn Ki Mehfil Thi, Ishq Ka Tarana Tha
Pahunch Gaye Hum Wahan, Jahan Bewafai Ka Thikana Tha
Dil Ne Chuna Bhi Use, Jise Bewafa Kehlana Tha
Chalo Koi Baat Nahi
Zakham Hame Milna Tha Aur Dard Ko Pana Tha…
– Ritesh Modi

Karoge yaad ek din is pyar ke

Karoge Yaad Ek Din Is Pyar Ke Zamane Ko
Chale Jayenge Jab Hum Kabhi Na Vapas Aane Ko
Chalega Mehfil Mein Jab Zikr Hamara Koi
To Tum Bhi Tanhai Dhundoge Aansu Bahane Ko

Aansuon se meri hatheli per kaun padhta

Aansuon Se Meri Hatheli Per
Kaun Padhta Ki Usne Likha Kya
Ik Mehak Jaise Raat Ki Rani
Kya Batayun Ki Maine Socha Kya
Jab Bhi Dekho Usi Taraf Nazrein
Chand Bhi Hai Kisi Ka Chehra Kya
Tum Meri Zindagi Ho Ye Sach Hai
Zindagi Ka Magar Bharosa Kya
– Bashir Badr

Koi hath nahi khaali hai baba ye

Koi Hath Nahi Khaali Hai
Baba Ye Nagri Kaisi Hai
Koi Kisi Ka Dard Na Jane
Sabko Apni Apni Padi Hai
Uska Bhi Kuch Haq Hai Aakhir
Usne Mujhse Nafrat Ki Hai
Jaise Sadiyan Beet Chuki Hon
Fir Bhi Aadhi Raat Abhi Hai
Kaise Kategi Tanha-Tanha
Itni Saari Umar Padi Hai
Hum Dono Ki Khoob Nibhegi
Main Bhi Dhukhi Hoon Voh Bhi Dukhi Hai
Ab Gham Se Kya Nata Tode
Zalim Bachpan Ka Sathi Hai
– Bashir Badr

Aur kitni karun main tujhse eiltza teri

Aur Kitni Karun Main Tujhse Eiltza,
Teri Be-rukhi Se Hu Main Paresaan,
Mohabbat Khel Hai Fareb Ka,
Par Samjhta Hi Nahi Mera Dil-e-Nadaan…
– Amrit Raj Chouhan

Aaj ye kaisi udaasi chahyi hai tanhai

Aaj Ye Kaisi Udaasi Chahyi Hai
Tanhai Ke Badal Se Bheegi Judai Hai
Roya Hai Phir Mera Dil
Jaane Aaj Kiski Yaad Aayi Hai.
Bechain Shaam Ko Udaas Raat Ne Aawaaz Lagayi Hai
Koi Bhooli Hui Baat Phir Yaad Aayi Hai
Dard Uthha Hai Aaj Phir Seene Mein Mere
Jaane Kisne Chott Lagayi Hai.
Apna Samajh Kar Har Khushi Uspe Lutayi Hai
Badle Mein Chaha Pyar Toh Mili Bewafai Hai
Hue Iss Kadar Rusva Hum Ki
Aaj Khud Pe Sharam Aayi Hai.
Uske Intezar Mein Baithi Meri Parchhai Hai
Kuch Sochkar Aaj Phir Aankh Bhar Aayi Hai
Jal Rahi Thi Shama Bade Shaan Se
Jaane Kisne Aakar Bujhayi Hai.
Aaj Wahi Taarikh Lautkar Phir Aayi Hai
Par Wo Nahin Saath Sirf Meri Tanhai Hai
Yahi Sochenge Umr Bhar Ki
Kyon Usne Ki Meri Rusvai Hai.
Roya Hai Phir Mera Dil
Koi Baat Aaj Phir Yaad Aayi Hai.

Aasmaa me sitaron ki chamak baki rhi

Aasmaa Me Sitaron Ki Chamak Baki Rhi
Uski Choodiyon Ki Khanak Baki Rhi
Ab Kaha Zindgi Baaki Rhi E Dost
Maaf Krna Yeh Kahani Baki Rhi
Mana Ki Iss Safar Ki Koi Manzil Nhi
Ek Raat Ki Aur Zindgi Baki Rhi
Yeh Sard Hawaon Ka Mousam Hai Dost
Begharon Ko Peimaano Ki Rahat Baki Rhi
Yun Hi Khatam Ho Jayega Hr Ek Intezaar
Kya Hua Jo Kuchh Hasraten Baki Rhi
Naa Afsos Kr Judaai Ka, Fir Kbhi Mill Lenge
Meri Zindgi Ki Aakhri Dua Baki Rhi
– Samarth Mayuur

Darwaje per har dastak ka jana pehchana

Darwaje Per Har Dastak Ka Jana Pehchana Chehra Hai
Roz Badlati Hain Taarikhen Waqat Magar Yun Hi Thehra Hai
Har Dastak Hai ‘Uski’ Dastak
Dil Yun Hi Dhoka Khata Hai
Jab Bhi Darwaja Khulta Hai Koi Aur Nazar Aata Hai…
– Nida Fazli

Mitra banata jab kabhie chalaye pahila baan

Mitra Banata Jab Kabhie, Chalaye Pahila Baan,
Saari Ghaghri Loot Ta Phir Mangat U Daan,
Fir Maanga U Daan, Jo Deve Toh Pachh Tayii,
Na Deve Jajmaan, Toh Woh Peechhay Pad Jayii,
Kahe ‘Harash’ Kavirai, Anokha Hai Wo Charitra,
Rahina Bach Ke Bhayi, Miliye Jo Aisa Mitra.

Sabse usne dostana bana rakha hai har

Sabse usne dostana bana rakha hai
Har kisi ko apna deewana bana rakha hai
Har koi dekh leta hai uski surat me apni surat
Jaise usna apni surat pe koi aina laga rakha hai
Lakho gayal hue uski teero nazar se
Laakho ko usne nishana bana rakha hai
Are jagmeet tu kyu shamil hota hai un bewkuffo me
Bewkoof to usne sara jamana bana rakha ha

Kisi ka pyar milta hain erader ker

Kisi Ka Pyar Milta Hain Erader Ker Nahi Pata,
Kahi Samman Milta Hai,Aaderker Nahi Pata
Kahi Barat Sajtihai,Mager Khushia Nahi Hoti
Kahi Kuch Phool Hai Jenma Kabhi Khushbhu Nahi Hoti
Kahi Adhar Melta Hai Sahara Ben Nahi Pata
Bhaver May Jud Gaya Rishta Kinara Ban Nahi Pata

Maine us khat ko chipaye hue rakha

Maine Us Khat Ko Chipaye Hue Rakha H
Andhero Me Khwabo Ko Sajaye Hue Rakha H
Baad Tere Ye Dil Na Kabhi Dhadka Magar
Us Mazmoon Se Sanso Ko Bachaye Hue Rakha H
Mujhko Dar H Kahi Baat Sare Aam Na Ho Jaye
Mere Naam K Sath Tera Naam Na Ho Jaye
Khairiyat Puchne Bhi Main Is Tarah Pahuncha
Ki Khwabo Me Qadmo Ko Dabaye Hue Rakha H
Log Kehte Hain Tum Usko Bhula Kyu Nahi Dete
Apni Zindagi Ko Ek Nayi Raah Dikha Kyun Nahi Dete
Bhoolna Chahun Main Tujhe To Khud Ko Bhulana Hoga
Har Lamhe Me Jo Tera Naam Sajaye Hue Rakha H
– Sahil Azad

Phool sa kuch kalaam aur sahi ek

Phool Sa Kuch Kalaam Aur Sahi
Ek Ghazal Uske Naam Aur Sahi
Uski Zulfein Bahut Ghaneri Hain
Ek Shab Ka Kyam Aur Sahi
Zindagi Ke Udas Kissey Hain
Ek Ladki Ka Naam Aur Sahi
Kursiyon Ko Sunaiye Ghazalein
Katal Ki Ek Sham Aur Sahi
Kampkpati Hai Raat Seene Mein
Zeher Ka Ek Jaam Aur Sahi
– Bashir Badr

From mon to sun jan dec birth

From Mon To Sun, From Jan To Dec
From Birth Till My Death
My Feelings 4 U Have Never Changed
For Me, You’ve Always Been
……….A Headache

Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai

Aahat Si Koi Aye To Lagta Hai Ki Tum Ho.
Hawa Koi Lehrayi To Lagta Hai Ki Tum Ho.
Ab Tum Hi Batao,
Kya Tum Kisi Bhoot Se Kam Ho ?

Dil magar kam kisi say milta hay

Dil magar kam kisi say milta hay…!
Aadmi, aadmi say milta hay…
Dil magar kam kisi say milta hay…
Bhool jaata hoo’n mai’n sitam us k…
Woh kuch is saadgi say milta hay…
Aaj kya baat hay k phoolo’n ka…
Rang tairi ha’nsi say milta hay…
Mil k bhi jo kabhi nahee’n milta…
Toot kar dil usi say milta hay…
Rooh ko bhi maza […]

Aaya wapis to laga ke sab hai

Aaya Wapis To Laga Ke Sab Hai
Gaya Tha Yaha Se To Bhi Sab The
Aaya Wapis To Laga Ke Sab Hai
Gaya Tha Yaha Se To Bhi Sab The
Gaye To Nahi Hai Koi
Par Lagta Hai Yaha Pe Sab Ab Bhi Hai

Door jab gav me bacha rota hai

Door Door Jab Gav Me Bacha Rota Hai Tab Uski Maa Kehti Hai.
Beta ,Uuu…Uuu…Uuu…Uuuu..
Mat Kar ,Warna Bada Hokar .
Himesh Reshamiya Banega.

Ae mere unborn beti would be pisar kaun

Ae Mere Unborn Beti Ae Mere Would-Be Pisar
Kaun Kahtaa Hai Ke Tujhko Haq-E-Paidaaish Nahi
Sirf Itni Arz Hai, Kuchh Der Muhlat De Mujhe
Is Maheene Ke Budget Mein Koi Gunjaaish Nahi
[Pisar = Son, Boy
Haq-E-Paidaaish = Paidaa Hone Ka Haq, The Right To Be Born]

Humne bhi pyaar se khat likha thaandheron

Humne Bhi Pyaar Se Khat Likha Tha…Andheron Mein
Khat Mein Pata Aur Kisi Ka Likh Dala…Andheron Main
Dosre Din Joh Aakar Pita Mujhe Os Ne…Andheron Mein
Boli Pata Mera, Ye Khat Kise Likh Dala…Andheron Mein

Humari life us waqt complete hoti hai

Humari Life Us Waqt Complete Hoti Hai
Jab Aap Hon Or Main Hoon Or Humaare
Chhothe Chhothe Pyare Pyare Sweet Sweet
Nanay Munay Aur Sharaarty Sms Hon.

Unki gali se jab mera janaaza niklaa

Unki Gali Se Jab Mera Janaaza Niklaa
Woh Na Nikle Jinke Liye Janazza Niklaa
Jab Uska Ghar Aaya Mera Dost Sitiyaan
Bajaane Laga Rakh Ke Mera Janaaza
Saala Use Pataane Laga

Hello darling hum tumpe marela hai peeche

Hello Darling Hello Hum Tumpe Marela Hai
Peeche Mud Ke Dekh Tera Deewana Khadela Hai
Ji Karta Hai Tumko Coffee Pilane Ko
Coffee Bhi Ready Sugar Bhi Ready
Doodh Fatela Haifatela
Hello Darling Hello Hum Tumpe Marela Hai
Ji Karta Hai Tum Ko Sair Karane Ko
Gadi Bhi Ready Driver Bhi Ready
Tyre Fatela Haifatela
Hello Darling Hello Hum Tumpe Marela Hai
Ji Karta Hai Tumko Kiss Karne Ko
Tum Bhi Ready Hum Bhi Ready
Public Khadela Hai Khadela
Hello Darling Hello Hum Tum Pe Marela Hai
Ji Karta Hai Tumhare Sang Shaadi Manane Ko
Pandit Bhi Ready Hum Bhi Ready
Baap Adela Haiadela
Hello Darling Hello Hum Tum Pe Marela Hai
Peeche Mud Ke Dekh Tera Deewana Khadela Hai

Maths teacher tell me rohan if u

Maths Teacher: Tell Me Rohan, If U Have 4 Mangoes And
I Ask U To Give Me 3, What Will Be Left?
Rohan: Four.
Teacher: How?
Rohan: Well, Im Not A Fool To Give U The Mangoes!

Saara din yaadon me guzar jaata hai

Saara Din Yaadon Me Guzar Jaata Hai,
Phir Bhi Raat Ko Aapka Hi Khawaab Aata Hai,
Kuch Yaadein Is Kadar Ban Jaati Hain Ki,
Aaine Me Bhi Chehra Aapka Nazar Aata Hai.

Koi is chilman se jhanke us aag

Koi Is Chilman Se Jhanke
Koi Us Chilman Se Jhanke
Aag Lagaa Do Is Chilman Ko
Na Koi Is Chilman Se Jhanke Na Us Chilman Se Jhanke

Chhup gaya badli mein jaake chaand bhi

Chhup Gaya Badli Mein Jaake,
Chaand Bhi Sharma Gaya
Chhup Gaya Badli Mein Jaake,
Chaand Bhi Sharma Gaya
Bhoot Ne Jab Tumko Dekha,
Bhoot Bhi Ghabra Gaya !!!

Ro reha hai dil karaan ta ki

Ro Reha Hai Dil Karaan Ta Ki Karaan,
Ban Gayi Mushkil Karaan Ta Ki Karaan,
Ditta Si Pyaar Da Parcha Mar – Mar Ke Asaan,
Number Aaye Nill Karaan Ta Ki Karaan.

Hum samajhte the woh ladki hai seedhi

Hum Samajhte The Woh Ladki Hai Seedhi Saadi
Uska Blueprint Dekha To Cuboid Nikla
Socha Tha Kuch Bhaav Denge To Return Milega
Uska To Prototype Hi Void Nikla

Teri kushbu se bharey mail mein udata

Teri Kushbu Se Bharey Mail Mein Udata Kaise
Is Chotey Se Mailbox Ko Samjhata Kaise
Tum Isey Kaho Diwangi Ya Kaho Dard-E-Judai
Sach To Yeh Hai Ke Tum Mails Ke Thru Mere Dil Mein Samayeen
Aaj Meri Hard Disk Bhi Ho Gayi Naraz
Ismein Sirf Teri Mails Hi Bhari Hai Aati Hai Aawaj
Mails Jo Tunne Mujhe Baar Baar Likhey
Kabhi Sirf Ek To Kabhi Hazar Hazar Likhey
Mails Voh Ke Jinhey Maine Pm Ki Nazar Se Bachakar Rakha
Kabhi Is Server To Kabhi Us Server Mein Chupakar Rakha
Teri Khusbu Mein Bassey Mail Aaj Mein Cd Pe Dump Kar Aaya Hoon
Teri Yadoon Ka Back-Up Bhi Bana Laya Hoon

Aarzoo e tamanna hai tujhe pane ki ki par

Aarzoo-E-Tamanna Hai Tujhe Pane Ki…
Aarzoo-E-Tamanna Hai Tujhe Pane Ki,
Par Tujhe To Baatein Aa Rahi Hain Zamaane Ki,
Chaha K Tujhe Bhaga K Le Jaun…
Chaha K Tujhe Bhaga K Le Jaun,
Par Tujhe To Padi Hai Abhi Bhi Khane Ki.
Na Tassvir Hai Tumhari Jo Deedar Kiya Jaaye,
Na Tum Paas Ho Jo Pyar Kiya Jaaye,
Yeh Koun Sa Dard Diya Hai Tumne,
Na Kuch Kahaa Jaye Aur Na Tum Bin Raha Jaaye….

Pait main ek lahar si uthi hai

Pait Main Ek Lahar Si Uthi Hai Abhi
Koi Tazza Hawa‚  Chali Hai Abhi
Shor Barpaan Hai Ghusalkhaana-E-Train Mein
Koi Motorcycle Si Chali Hai Abhi
Kuch To Nazuk Hisaab Hai Apnaa
Aur Kuch Bheed Bhi Nahi Hai Abhi
Soch Ke Ye Jo Humne Ki Himmat
Ek Afraatafrisi Train Mein Machi Hai Abhi
Pait Main Ek Lahar Si Uthi Hai Abhi
Koi Tazza Hawa‚  Chali Hai Abhi
Station Ki Be-Charaag Khuddiyon Mein
Public Tujh Ko Dhoondti Hai Abhi

Banke dulhan aaram se soya nahi jaata

Banke Dulhan Aaram Se Soya Nahi Jaata,
Daaman Ko Bhi Aankho Se Bhigoya Nahi Jaata,
Barbaad Na Kar De Kahin Make Up Mera Yeh Aansu,
Is Khauf Se Jee Khol Ke Roya Nahi Jaata

Aap ke desktop pe hai kitne saare

Aap Ke Desktop Pe Hai Kitne Saare Icon,
Usme Ek Hai Humaare Pyaar Kaa Icon,
Kabhi To Us Icon Par Double Click Karo
Aur Hume Apne Pyaar Se Nawaazo.

Likh ke tum ne haath par hamaara

Likh Ke Tum Ne Haath Par Hamaara Naam Ghis Diya
Surya Jaise Badaria Ne Sar-E-Shaam Ghis Diya
Hamane Chaand Kahke Tum Ko Aasmaan De Diya
Tumne Bhaiya Kahke Hamko Sar-E-Aam Ghis Diya.

Janaaza mera uth raha tha phir bhi

Janaaza Mera Uth Raha Tha,
Phir Bhi Taqleef Thi Unhe Aane Me,
Bewafa Ghar Me Baithey Puch Rahe The,
Aur Kitni Der Hai Unko Dafnaane Mein?

Aye baghwan mujhe bhi us motu ke

Aye Baghwan Mujhe Bhi Us Motu Ke Tarah Lift Kara De
Bangla Motar Car Mujhe Nahi, Chahiye
Mujhe Tu Kisi Dil Main Shift Kara De
Miss India Dinesh Bhai Ko Tum De Dena
Mujhe To Kisi Kaali Bhootni Ko He Gift Kara De ,

Someday u may lose ur hair teeth

Someday U May Lose Ur Hair.
U May Lose Ur Teeth- Ur Money & Even Lose Ur Mind.
But 1 Thing U Will Never Loose Is Ur Good Looks.
Coz U Cant Lose Wot U Don’t Have!

Smile is a language of love way

Smile Is A Language Of Love,
Smile Is A Way 2 Get Success.
Smile Is 2 Win Hearts,
Smile Improves Ur Personality.
So Please
Brush Daily!

Pichle zamane ki ladkiyan yeh kehti thi

Pichle Zamane Ki Ladkiyan Yeh Kehti Thi:
Pehla Pehla Pyaar Hai, Aankhon Me Khumaar Hai, Aaja Mere Saajna Tera Intezaar Hai
But Aaj Kal Ki Ladkiyan Kehti Hai:
Pehla Pehla Pyaar Hai, Aankhon Me Khumaar Hai, Aaja Mere Saajna, Nahi To Dusra Taiyaar Hai

Jab hota hai tera didaar dil dhadkta

Jab Hota Hai Tera Didaar,
Dil Dhadkta Hai Baar-Baar
Jab Hota Hai Tera Didar,
Dil Dhadkta Hai Baar-Baar
.Aadat Se Majboor Ho Tum Jane Kab Maang Lo Udhaar

Tu chaand maange main de du raat

Tu Chaand Maange Main Chaand De Du,
Tu Raat Maange Main Raat De Du,
Tu Dil Maange Main Dil De Du,
Tu Jaan Maange……
Abe Bas Departmental Store Samajh Rakha Hai Kya???

Tujhse pyar kerne ki aaisi saza payi

Tujhse Pyar Kerne Ki Aaisi Saza Payi Hai…….
Tujhse Pyar Kerne Ki Aaisi Saza Payi Hai…….
Tujhse Pyar Kerne Ki Aaisi Saza Payi Hai…….
Ek Beta Mera Nayi(Barber) To Dusra Halwai Hai…….

Cheti katao ticket saare te baijo bus

Cheti Katao Ticket Saare,
Te Baijo Bus De Ander,
Jas Driver Hai Punjab Roadways Da,
Jisda Route Hai Delhi To Jallandher…
Leike Rabb Da Naam Ditti Speed Pher,
Wadha Ke Speed Osne Paa Ditta Top Gear,
Kehn Lage Lokki Onu, Ki Dekhi Jas,
Rakhi Khayal, Kithe Ho Na Jaaye Deir…
Ik Taan Bheed Wi Enni Si Bus Ch,
Lokkan Ne Ek Dooje Nu Thake Mukke Maare,
Ho Gayi Ladayi Ona Di Aapas Ch,
Ona Conductor Wi Sut Ditta Bahare…
Ghabrahat Ch
De Ditti Ik Cycle Thalle Jas Ne,
Loki Chikkan Lage Saare De Saare,
Pichon Ik Truck Ne Thok Ditta Bus Nu,
Loki Wadd Gaye Seatan Thalle Darr De Maare…
Full Speed Te Jas Ne Bade Bhunde Cut Maare,
Dekh Ke Enni Speed Rabb Nu Yaad Karan Lage Saare,
Cut Maar Maar Jas Si Jaayi Jaunda,
Naale Tod Ditte Osne Signal Wi Saare…
Darr Nahi Kise Da Wi Ajj,
Ban Gaya Jas Driver Mast Kalander,
Full Speed Te Jaa Reha Si,
Achanak Thalle Aa Gaya Ik Bander…
Agge Pei Gaya Police Da Naaka,
Te Police Ne Ghera Paa Leya,
Jas Nu Laa Ke Bus Ton Thalle,
Ona Sadak Te Lamba Paa Leya…
Ik Pulsiye Ne Maareya Thudd,
Kissi Ne Maariyan Chandan,
Hath Jod Jas Maafiyan Mange,
Peher Wi Pei Gya Pullse Da Danda…
Hondi Thukayi Vekh Ke Jas Di,
Othe Ikaththi Ho Gayi Bheed,
Kehn Laga Inspectar Jas Nu,
Kaka Aggon Karenga Enni Speed…
Hun Jas Si Sochi Jaaunda Ki
Kaanu Eh Wella Syapa Paa Leya,
Nahi Karni Drivery Hun Kade,
Jas Ne Hath Kanna Nu Laa Leya…

If u like my sms it means

If U Like My Sms,
It Means I-‘m Smart
If You Save,
U Agree I-‘m Smart
If U Forward,
U Spread That I-‘m Smart
&
If U Delete,
U R Jealous, Because I-‘m Smart.

Aap ka deedar huwa to dil pardesi

Aap Ka Deedar Huwa To Dil Pardesi Ho Gaya
Main Muhabbat Ke Khel Main Anadi Hoon Lekin
Tumhare Khubsoorat Muskaan Ka Kia Kehna
Yeh Dil Ko Ab Bas Tere Naam Ki Khuwahish Hai
Ais Deewane Ki Deewangee Ka Sailaab Dekh Lo
Teri Kasam Ab Rehna Hai Tere Dil Main
Yeh Shabd Mere Dil Se Hain Janam Main Kunwara Pakistani Hoon
Kia Tum Mujh Se Shadi Karogi?
Ho Sakta Hai Tumhein Krodh Aaye Par
Mere Mehboob Dil Deke Dekho Mere Love Story Ko Stop Mat Karna
Warna Yeh Devdas Sanyasi Ban Kar Dam Tod Dega

Tu lagdi te inni sohni hain tainu

Tu Lagdi Te Inni Sohni Hain Tainu Heer Na Aakhiye Te Ki Aakhiye,
Tu Lagda Ta Meri Maassi De Put Warga Tainu Veer Na Aakhiye Te Ki Aakhiye,

Ye labz bhi tumhi se hai khayalat

Ye Labz Bhi Tumhi Se Hai
Ye Khayalat Bhi Tumhi Se Hai
Tum To Hamesha Tarif Karte Ho Shayri Ki
Are Yaar Ye Shayri Bhi To Tumhi Se Hai

Wada tor diya hai usne jise hum

Wada Tor Diya Hai Usne Jise Hum‚  Pyar Bahut Karte Hai
Pahale To Milne Jate The Unse
Ab Ashq (Ansu)‚  Baha Karte Hai
Ab To Hum‚  Use Yaad Karke Roz Hasa Karte Hai
Bcoz‚  Yaaro(Dosto Ab To Hum Mentel Hospital Mein Raha Karte Hai

Shahjahan ne taj mahal ki har deewar

Shahjahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha,
Har Meenar Ko Dekha,
Har Kaleen Ko Dekha,
Har Khidki Se Dekha… Aur Bola…
Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!

Ek ladki thee dewani si mobile lekar

Ek Ladki Thee Dewani Si
Mobile Lekar Chalti Thi
Nazre Jhukake
Mobile Mein Kuch Karti Thi
Jab Bhi Milti Thi Mujhse
Yehi Pucha Karti Thi
Ye Chalu Kaise Hota Hai

Ji chahta hai le lu tumhari duaye

Ji Chahta Hai Le Lu Tumhari
Duaye Umar Bahr Ke Liye.
Tumhen Dekh Kar Khda Hota Hai Mera
Hath Salam Karne Ke Liye,
Magta Hun To Deti Nahi Hai
Javab Meri Baat Ka,
Or Deti Hai To Khda Ho Jata Hai Keya To Bolo Yar
Rom Rom Jazbat Ka,,

Dil lagaana hain is zamaane mein toh

Dil Lagaana Hain Is Zamaane Mein Toh Pehele Tajmahal Bana Lena,
Ek Mumtaaz Agar Nikali Toh Doosri Koh Mumtaaz Banaa Dena,
Har Ladki Banegi Mumtaaz Tumhaari,
Ek Baar Usey Apnaa Tajmahal Bataa Dena

Aap ko kya maloom ki gum cheez

Aap Ko Kya Maloom Ki Gum Kya Cheez Hai
Aap Ko Kya Maloom Ki Gum Kya Cheez Hai
Aapne To Hamesha Cellotape Ka Use Kiya Hai

Dubai chalo a family in southern

Dubai Chalo !!
A Family In Southern India Was Puzzled When The Coffin Of Their Dead Grandmother Arrived From The Gulf. It Was Sent By One Of The Daughters. The Dead Body Was So Tightly Squeezed Inside The Coffin With No Space Left In It! When They Opened The Lid, They Found A Letter On Top, Which Read As Follows: Dear Brothers And Sisters, I Am Sending Our Grandmother’s Body To You, Since It Was Her Wish That She Should Be Cremated In The Compound Of Our Ancestral Home In Andhra. Sorry, I Could Not Come Along As All Of My Paid Leaves Are Consumed. You Will Find Inside The Coffin, Under Amma’s Body, 12 Cans Of Cheese, 10 Packets Of Chocolates And Packets Of Badam. Please Divide These Among All Of You. On Amma’s Feet You Will Find A New Pair Of Reebok Shoes (Size 10) For Mohan. Also, There Are 2 Pairs Of Shoes For Radha And Lakshmi’s Sons. Hope The Sizes Are Correct. Amma Is Wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The Large Size Is For Mohan And The Others Are For My Nephews. Just Distribute Them Among Yourselves. The 2 New Jeans That Amma Is Wearing Are For The Boys. The Swiss Watch That Rema Wanted Is On Amma’s Left Wrist. Shanta Aunty, Amma Is Wearing The Necklace, Earrings And Ring That You Asked For. Please Take Them. The 6 White Cotton Socks That Amma Is Wearing Must Be Divided Among My Teenager Nephews. Please Distribute All These Uniformly And If Anything More Required Let Me Know, Since Our Appa Is Also Not Keeping Well Nowadays I Can Send All Required Things When Our Appa Also…