Pyar na kare wo dil kis kaam

Pyar Na Kare Wo Dil Kis Kaam Ka
Dosti Na Kare Wo Insaan Kis Kaamka
Ye Mobile Ka Dabba To Sab Leke Ghumte Hai
Lekin Jo Sms Na Kare Uska Mobile Kis Kamka

Engineer woh hai jo pak gaya meetings

Engineer Woh Hai Jo Pak Gaya Hai
Meetings Ki Jhelai Mae
Submissions Ki Gehrai Mae
Teamwork Ki Chatai Mae
Engineer Woh Hai Jo Laga Rahta Hai
Schedule Ko Failane Mae
Targets Ko Khiskaane Mae
Roz Naye-Naye Bahane Mae
Engineer Woh Hai Jo
Lunch Time Mae Breakfast Karta Hai
Dinner Time Mae Lunch Karta Hai
Commutation Ke Waqt Soya Karta Hai
Engineer Woh Hai Jo Pagal Hai
Chai Aur Samose Ke Pyar Mae
Cigeratte Ke Khumar Mae
Birdwatching Ke Vichar Mae
Engineer Woh Hai Jo Khoya Hai
Reminders Ke Jawaab Mae
Na Milne Wale Hisaab Mae
Behtar Bhavishya Ke Khwaab Mae
Engineer Woh Hai Jise Intezaar Hai
Weekend Night Manane Ka
Boss Ke Chhutti Jaane Ka
Increment Ki Khabar Aane Ka
Engineer Woh Hai Jo Sochta Hai
Kaash Padhai Pe Dhyaan Diya Hota
Kaash Teacher Se Panga Na Liya Hota
Kaash Ishq Na Kiya Hota
Aur Sabse Behtar To Ye Hota
Kambakht Engineering Hi Na Kiya Hota

Abba nay kaha awara gerdi chod do

Abba Nay Kaha Awara Gerdi Chod Do
Amma Nay Kaha Dair Say Soona chord Do
Friends Nay Kaha Paisay mangna Chod Do
Parosiyun Nay Kaha Jhankna Chod Do
Dil Nay Kaha Study Chod Do
Girl Friend Nay Kaha Free Hona Chod Do
Mainay Kaha Mera Sir‚  Hi Phod Do
Aik Waqt Aaiga Jub God Kahay Ga Ye Dunya Hi Chod Do

Jo ankhoan ke ishare ko samajhtey hain

JO ANKHOAN KE ISHARE KO SAMAJHTEY HAIN,
WO HONTHO KE KHULNE KA INTEZAAR NHI KIYA KARTE ,
HAME TUMSE MUHABBAT HAI KITNI,
YE KHUD HI DEKHLO….
YU PUCH KE MUHABBAT KO RUSWA NHI KIYA KARTE.

Tere pyaar ko paane k khatir hum

Tere Pyaar Ko Paane K Khatir,
Hum Har Had Se Guzar Jayege,
Tujhe Paane K Kosis Me Shayad,
Apna Sab Kch Hum Kho Jayege,
Todte Raho Dil Tum Kaanch Ki Tarah,
Hum Tutkar Bhi Sirf Tumhe Chahenge,
Kya Hua Gr Tumhe Pa Na Sake,
Tumhe Paane K Zid Liye Hi Mar Jayenge,
Gr Keh Do Ek Bar Ki Khush Rahoge Humare Bina,
Hum Apki Is Duniya Se Chale Jayenge,
Maut Bhi Mile Apki Khusi Ki Keemat Par,
Apki Kasam Apki Khusi K Liye Mar Jayenge…
– Pranav

Bhale hi kisi gair ki jaagir thi

Bhale Hi Kisi Gair Ki Jaagir Thi Wo
Par Mere Khwabon Ki Tasveer Thi Wo
Mujhe Milti To Kaise Milti
Kisi Aur Ke Hisse Ki Taqdeer Thi Wo…

Sms woh gyaan hai jo batne se

Sms Woh Gyaan Hai Jo Batne Se Badhata Hai,
Isiliye He Prani Tu Bill Ka Moh Tyaag De Our Karm(Sms) Kar,
Tabhi Tera Manushy Janam Safal Hoga……..

Mein rokeya si tenu bazaar ch ki

Mein Rokeya Si Tenu Bazaar Ch,
Ki Kasoor Seega Enna Wadda Mera,
Ki Fadd Leya Kal Commetee Chowk Te,
Hayo Tere Veeran Ne Kuteya Batera…
Bhajjan Di Koshish Kitti Si Mein Wi,
Nahi Ditta Nassan Meinu Ona,
Saare Bhra Kasayi Warge Si Tere,
Kadd Ditta Ona Ne Mera Rona…
Hath Wich Daanga Si Ona De,
Do Payiaan Te Nazare Aa Gaye,
Vella Beshak Din Da Si,
Par Akhan De Samne Taare Chaa Gaye…
Haye Bhola Jas,
Gaya Pyar Ch Luteya,
Kanjar Si Tere Bhra Saare,
Saaleyan Ne Bada Kuteya…
Nahi Chadeya Chalan Joga,
Pann Ditta Lak Ona Mera,
Kehan Lage Jaan Ni Dena Sukka Enu,
Mein Keha Ki Banuga Hun Jas Tera…
Jatt Seega Kallam Kalla,
Paa Leya On Rakshasan Ne Ghera,
Paa Leya Lamba Ona Jas Nu,
Chah (Kuttan Da) Laaya Sab Ne Ik Ik Vera..
Uche Lambe Naale Tagde,
6 -6 Foot De Bhra Si Onde,
Enj Kitti Ona Dhulaii Meri,
Jiven Dhobi Ne Kapde Dhonde…
Achanak Ik Ne Fadd Litta Mainu,
Dooje Ne Meri Kameez Faad Ke Laayi,
Es Jhagde Ch Meri Pant Wi Lath Jaani Si,
Mein Fadd Ke Massan Bachayi…
Maar Maar Mukke Wigad Ditta,
Haayo Mera Chehra,
Vekh Ke Mainu Maa Meri Kendi,
Eh Nahi Je Puttar Mera…
Mein Keha Mummy Ji,
Mein Haan, Twada Puttar Jasmeet,
Maari Maa Ne Mere Muh Te Chand ,
Kendi Kara Aayan Hai Na Mitti Paleet…
Ho Gayi Bheed Ikkathi Othe,
Loki Tamasaha Si Dekhi Jaande,
Saaleyo, Meri Na Enni Thukayi Hundi,
Jei Kar Tusi Bachan Mainu Aande…
Kuj Khade Ho Gaye Sadkan Te,
Kuj Chadd Gaye Apne Banere,
Nahi Pata Si Gal Da Kisse Nu Wi,
Nahi Te Laane Si Ona Wi Chittar Mere…
Tu Kudi Hor Kisse Type Di,
Tere Naal Gal Karni Pei Gayi Bhaari,
Rok Lei Enn Kasayian Nu Ni,
Mere Ton Galti Ho Gayi Es Waari…
Laa Laye Ne Hath Kanna Nu,
Nahi Karni Gal Kisse Kudi De Naal,
Juttiyan Bahut Hi Paindiyan Ne,
Naale Nahi Rende Ne Sir Te Waal…

Kya kar raha hoo bussy ho kitana

Kya Kar Raha Hoo?
Bussy Ho?
Kitana Bussy Ho.Thoda Ho Ya Bhout Ho?
Agar Thoda Ho To Sms Kioon Nahi Karta Ho?
Gar Zada Ho To Sms Kioon Phad Raha Ho?

Muddat baad aaj fir se unka deedar

muddat baad aaj fir se unka deedar hua
yun laga zinda mere seene me dafan mera pyaar hua…
shayad dua me asar ho gya meri is kadar
ke khatam meri tanha zindagi ka intzaar hua..
firse chaahat si ho gyi zinda rehne ki aye dosto
jaise mujhko firse zindagi se pyaar hua…

When i call you 1st ring mean

When I Call You
1st Ring Mean I Love You
2nd Ring Mean I Miss You
3rd Ring Mean I Care You
4th Ring Mean I Need You
5th Ring Mean
Behre Phone To Utha

Hotho pe hansi aankho me nami jine

Hotho Pe Hansi Aankho Me Nami Jine Ki Aadat Ho Hi Gayi
Mere Liye Tum Hi Sab Kuch Par Tere Liye Ham Kuchh Bhi Nahi
Chehra Tera Dhundhala Dhundhla Khoi Khoi Si Tasveere
Tum Khwabo Me Kaise Aaoge Jab Aankho Me Neend Nahi
– Vinit Tyagi (Basera Taga)

Je toon parhna likhna nee te mitra

Je Toon Parhna Likhna Nee
Te Mitra Baaba Ban Jaa Yaar
Eston Wadhiya Dunia Wich
Piare Koi Nahin Wyopaar
Cancer Hove Ya Pet Dard
Sardi Howe Yaa Bukhaar
Deke Swaah Di Puri
Karde Usda Bera Paar
Meat Nee Khana Sharaab Nee Peeni
Tamaku Ni Khana Roj Nahana
Hor Na Bhawein Kujh Wee Boleen
Dass Dawin Galaan Chaar
Naal Dere Wich Langar Laawin
Chele Cheliyaan Naal Bithawin
Gahak Phasa Ke Liyaaunge Te
Karange Jai Jai Kaar
Char Kahaniyann Naal Rat Lawin
Rab Da Nawan Koi Naam Rakh Lavin
Swarg Narak Ate Mukti Waale
Laare Lappe Dewin Maar
Munde Hon Daa Dewin War
Naal Khwaanwin Seb Katar
Adhiyaan De Vi Bache Hoge
Ho Ju Tera Beraa Paar

Jab aapko raat ki tanhai mein koi

Jab Aapko Raat Ki Tanhai Mein Koi Tang Kare
Aapko Karvate Badalne Par Majboor Kare
Aapke Kaano Mein Sargoshi Kar Aur Gaal Chum Le
To To Aag Our Jalao

Kabhi aapki yaadein dard ban jai hain

Kabhi Aapki Yaadein Dard Ban Jai Hain
Kabhi Aapki Yaadein Dawa Ban Jati Hain
Agar Zindagi Mein Aapki Yaadein Na Hoti
To Na Jane Ye Zindagi Kya Ban Jati

Maine unko dekha angle badal kar us

Maine Unko Dekha Angle Badal Badal Kar
Us Ne Mujhe Maara Sandal Badal Badal Kar
Ek Sher Sunaata Hu Zara Ghaur Se Suniye
Mujhe Yaad Nahi Hai Kisi Aur Se Suniye

Yeh Zulfein Hai Tumhari Ya Resham Ka Jaal
Kitne Khush Naseeb Hai Woh Chuhe
Jinho.N Ne Katre Tumhare Baal
Zamana Saara Aashiq Ko Diwana Kehta Hai
Aashiq Saare Zamaane Ko Diwana Kehta Hai

Biwi ke karchoon ne kabhi chen se

Biwi Ke Karchoon Ne Kabhi Chen Se Rehney Na Diya
Humney Bhi Apney Sab Armaano Ka Gala Daba Hi Diya
Ankh Dikha Ke Dara Damka Ke Bana Dala Murga Humey
Maqiney Bhi Sarm Se Ankhoon Ki Trah Sir Bhi Jhuka Hi Diya

Internet par hogi kheti soch mein baitha

Internet Par Hogi Kheti Soch Mein Baitha Tha Kisan
Sincha Khet Na Mila Pet Bhar Dubi Dharti Khet Khalian
Baingan Aalu Ki Hogi Bharmar Chawal Gehu Ugeinge Har Somwar Shayad Koi Hoga Chamatkar Layega Jo Sanchar Prasar

Mili nahi hai aankh unse abhi tak

Mili Nahi Hai Aankh Unse Abhi Tak ….
Kaisi Ajab Prem Kahani Hai…
Main Dayin Aankh Se Kana Hoon Aur…
Wo Bayin Aankh Se Kani Hai !!!

aapko dekh ke chaand par ghazal likhne

“Aapko Dekh Ke,
Chaand Par Ghazal Likhne Ko Jee Karta Hai….
Aapko Dekh Ke,
Chaand Par Ghazal Likhne Ko Jee Karta Hai….
Magar Kya Karen Kambakhat Ye Khayal,
Amavasya Ki Raat Ko Hi Aata Hai…..

Tum meri zindgi mein to aa na

Tum Meri Zindgi Mein To Aa Na Sakki
Ab Khwabbon Mein Kya Karne Aati Ho
Are Zalim Maine Tumahre Baap Ka Kya Bigaada Hai,
Kyon Mere Sapne Main Apna Yeh Manhoos
Chehra Dikha Kar Unhe Horror-Dreams Bnaati Ho

Includeltstd isd pcohgt includeltlovehgt define cute beautifullady

#Include<Std Isd Pco.H>
#Include<Love.H>
#Define Cute Beautiful_lady
Main()
{
Goto College;
Scanf(“100%”,&Ladies);
If(Lady ==cute )
Line++;
While( !Reply )
{
Printf(“I Love U”);
Scanf(“100%”,&Reply);
}
If(Reply == “Gaali”)
Main(); /* Go Back And Repeat The Process */
Else If(Reply == “Sandal “)
Exit(1);
Else If(Reply == “I Love U”)
{
Lover =cute ;
Love = (Heart*)malloc(Sizeof(Lover));
}
Goto Restaurant;
Restaurant:
{
Food++;
Smile++;
Pay->money = Lover->money;
Return(College);
}
If(Time==2.30)
Goto Cinema;
Cinema:
{
Watch++;
If(Intermission)
{
Coke++;
Popecorn++;
}
}
If(Time ==6.00)
Goto Park;
Park:
{
For(Time=6.30 ;time<= 8.30;time+=0.001)
Kiss = Kiss+1;
}
Free(Lover);
Return(Home);
If(Time ==9.30)
Goto Pub;
Pub:
{
Friends++;
Party++;
Booze++;
Smoke++;
If(Pub.Close())
{
Pay->bill;
Come->out;
}
}
If (Highly->intoxicated)
Goto Friendsroom;
Else
{
Sweetpan++;
Polo++;
Goto Home;
}
Friendsroom:
{
Goto Sleep;
}
Home:
{
If(Mom.Shouts())
{
Reason=(Combinedstudy || Projectwork || Friendsbday);
Say->reason;
}
If(Dad.Shouts())
Shut->yourmouth;
Call->lover;
If(Phone->voice==(Lover_dad->voice
||lover_mom->voice))
{
Hang++;
}
Else If(Phone->voice==lover->voice)
{
For(Time=12:30;time<=1.30;time+=0.001)
{
Say->iluvu;
Scanf(“100%”,&Reply); /* “I Love U” Already Stored In
Reply */
}
}
Goto Sleep;
}
Sleep:
{
*(Dream)=love;
}

Ek ladki ko dekha to aisa laga

Ek Ladki Ko Dekha To Aisa Laga
Jaise Ujda Sa Baag Abandoned Garden
Jaise Sookha Gulab Dried Roses
Jaise Chaand Girhan Lunar Eclipse
Jaise Dil Mein Jalan Heartburn
Jaise Khacchar Ki Laat Mule’s Kick
Jaise Peelay Se Daant Yellow Teeth
Jaise Murgon Ne Ho Ek Garba Kiya Roosters Doing A Garba
Ek Ladki Ko Dekha To Aisa Laga
Jaise Suraj Ghuroob Setting Sun
Jaise Kakdi Ka Soup Cucumber Soup
Jaise Amma Ka Paan Mother’s Paan
Jaise Mota Pehelwaan Fat Wrestler
Jaise Bacchon Ka Khel Kid’s Play
Jaise Sason Ka Tel Mustard Oil
Jaise Takle Ke Sar Pe Ho Ola Pada Hailstone Ona Baldy
Ek Ladki Ko Dekha To Aisa Laga
Jaise Rota Siyar Crying Hyena
Jaise Girti Deewar Falling Wall
Jaise Tirchee Si Aankh Cockeye
Jaise Behti Si Naak Snotty Nose
Jaise Pichke Se Gaal Sunken Cheeks
Jaise Bambai Ki Chawl Bombay Chawl

Duniya mein haseenon ki kami to nahi

Duniya Mein Haseenon Ki Kami To Nahi,
Meri Zindagi Mein Phir Koi Kyon Nahi ?
Sochta Hoon Main Yeh Ho Kar Bekarar,
Kissi Ko To Hoga Mujhse Bhi Sarokar

Falak me apni jannat k sitare nahi

Falak Me Apni Jannat K Sitare Nahi
Hum Unke Hain Par Wo Hamare Nahi
Choti Si Naav Lekar Us Samunder Me Utar Gaye
Jis Me Door Tak Kinare Nahi…
– Sumayya

Tum bin hum aise hain jaise loota

Tum Bin Hum Aise Hain
Jaise Loota Hua Koi Bank
Jaise Paani Ka Khaali Tank
Jaise Bin Cpu Ke Computer
Jaise Bin Pahiye Ke Scooter
Jaise Bin Goli Ke Bandook
Jaise Bin Pages Ke Book
Jaise Bin Battery Ke Torch
Jaise Bin Chaabi Ke Lock
Jaise Bin Dhaar Ka Chaaku
Jaise Bin Daadhi Mooch Ka Daaku
Jaise Bin Petrol Ke Gaadi
Jaise Bin Bagh Ke Maali
Jaise Bin Battery Ke Torch
Jaise Bin Chaabi Ke Lock
Jaise Bin Teeli Ke Machis
Jaise Bin Sugar Ke Sweet Dish
Jaise Bin Sabji Ke Katora
Jaise Bin Besan Ke Pakora
Jaise Bin Namak Ke Daal
Jaise Bin Khopdi Ke Baal

Dil ki dunia se woh door ho

dil ki dunia se woh door ho na sake
paas rahe k bhi woh door ho na sake
door rahe k bhi woh paas ana sake
kabhi hum unke naa woh humare ho na sake…

Agni ko saakshi maan kar liye hai

Agni Ko Saakshi Maan Kar
Liye Hai Saat Phere
Agni Ko Saakshi Maan Kar
Liye Hai Saat Phere
Uff Gol Gol Ghoom Kar Pair Dukh Rahe Hai Mere

Woh jaat humse keh gaya ki aab

Woh Jaat Humse Keh Gaya Ki
Aab Hum Sirf Tumhare Khwabon Mein Ayeenge.
Koi Kehde Unse Ki Woh Ek Baar Vaada To Kare
Hum Zindagi Bhar Ke Liye So Jayenge.

Meri khidki ke samne ek dareecha khulta

Meri Khidki Ke Samne
Ek Dareecha Khulta Hai
Shaam , Doopaher Aur Sawere
Ek Sawnla Sa Chehra Dikhta Hai
Chup Ker Biwi Ki Nazroon Se Akser
Khud Ko Wahan Khada Pata Hun Akser
Husn O Wafa Ka Paiker Hai
Haya 0 Tabassum Uska Gahna Hai
Duniyan Dari Mein Taq Hai Woh
Khanoon Mein Bhi Mashaaq Hai Woh
Halawat Hai Haleemi Hai
Sakhawat Hai Kareemi Hai
Ikhlaq, Tahzeeb Aur Tamaddun
Yeh Sare Dost Ahbab Hain Uske
Phir Mere Kia Majboori Hai
Jo Nazrain Khidki Per Rahti Hai
Han Yeh Baat Kuch
Kahne Mein Ajab See Lagti Hai
Mager Kuin Aakhir
Doosre Ki Biwi Achchee Lagti Hai

Khyalon mein mere tu hi aaye sanso

Khyalon Mein Mere Tu Hi Aaye
Sanso Ko Meri Tu Hi Mehkaye
Juda Kabhi Nahi Hai Tu Mujhse Meri Zindagi
Marne Ke Baad Bhi Tere Sang Honge Mere Saaye

Jas saj sanwar ke ajj dekho date

Jas Saj Sanwar Ke Ajj,
Dekho Date Layi Aaya Si,
Lag Reha Si Khush Bada,
One Kala Suit Ajj Paya Si…
Pehli Date Si Eh Os Di,
Ess Layi Ajj Kaafi Oh Nervous Si,
Dil Di Dhadkan Ho Rahi Si Tez,
Naale Kamb Rahiyan Si Tanga Jas Di…
Mein Lei Gaya Osnu 5 Star Hotel Te,
Meri Jeb Ch Ajj Bahut Maal Si,
Apni Izzat Da Sawaal Si Ajj,
Aakhir Ik Kudi Jo Mere Naal Si…
Shuru Ho Gaya Saada Love Scene,
Jas Taan Os Nu Vekhan Ch Leen Si,
Mein Taan Manga Litti Lassi Apne Layi,
Per Oh Te Yaaro Pepsi Di Shokeen Si…
Ji Bhar Ke Mein Order Kitta,
Os Kudi Nu Mein Poora Rajaya Si,
Sab Wadiya Chal Reha Si,
Achanak Waiter Bill Lei Aaya Si…
Mein Wi Si Poore Josh De Wich,
Style Naal Mein Jeb Ch Hath Paaya Si,
Udd Gaye Osi Waqt Tote Mere,
Syapa…!!! Mein Purse Nahi Leyaya Si…
Ki Karan Mein Sochan Lagya,
Ethe Taan Koi Jaankaar Wi Nahi Si,
Kiven Karanga Mein Payment Yaaron,
Ajj Jas Kol Credit Card Wi Nahi Si…
Mein Karan Laga Os Rabb Nu Yaad,
Jinnu Kinne Chir Ton Mein Bhulaya Si,
Mere Rabb Ne Sun Litti Meri,
Achanak Othe Ik Farishta Aaya Si…
Mainu Vekh Oh Bhajda Aaya,
Khushi Naal Mainu One Gal La Litta Si,
Munda Si Oh Mere Chache Da,
Mere Hotel Da Bill One Bhar Ditta Si…
Mileya Si Mein Onu Kayin Saalan Baad,
Ajj Oh Mere Layi Rabb Da Roop Ban Aaya Si,
Kenda Kuj Hor Chahida Hai Veere,
Mein Keha Haan Jas Kol Jaan Joga Kiraya Ni…
One Kaddeya Purse Ose Waqt,
Te Chupchap Mainu 500 Da Note Fadaya Si,
Majboor Si Mein Wi Bahut Hi Jyada,
Es Karke Chupchap Mein Oh Jeb Ch Paaya Si…
Chadaan Laga Jad Kudi Nu Auto Utte,
Te Yaaro Osne Mainu Hug Wi Kitti Si,
Khilar Gaya Jas Enne Wich,
Upron Osne Taan Kiss Wi Kar Ditti Si…
Kendi Pher Kad Miloge Mainu,
Shayad Oh Ker Rahi Dooji Date Di Tyaari Si,
Mein Keha Sochna Payega Kyunki, Jas Nu
Taan Pei Gayi Apni Pehli Date Hi Bhaari Si…
Chali Gayi Oh Bye Bye Kendi,
Mein Wi Onu Wekh Hath Hilaya Si,
Jad Ho Gayi Oh Akhan To Ojhal,
Pher Mein Apne Layi Auto Bulaya Si…
Pahunch Gaya Aakhir Apne Ghar,
Hun Jas Rabb Da Shukar Manaunda Si,
Nahi Karni Eho Ji Galti Agli Date Te,
Jas Hath Apne Kanna Nu Laaunda Si…

Raat soyi to par nind meri aankho

Raat Soyi To Par Nind Meri Aankho Se Door Hi Rahi,
Palke Band Ki To Thi Par Unme Tumhara Hi Khawab Raha,
Na Chahte Huye Bhi Chhaya Raha Muj Par, Tumhari Baato Ka Ek Nasha,
Or Dhadkanome Tumhara Hi Nam Gunjata Raha,
Har Sans Ke Sath, Jitna Bhi Chaha Tumhari Socho Se Bhagna,
Utna Hi Tum Mere Karib Aate Gaye,
Tumhari Baato Me Khoti Huyi Ye Diwani,
Chupchap Se Piglati Rahi Shama Ke Mom Ki Tarah….
– Shikha

Seham gaya hu andhero se koi chiraag

Seham Gaya Hu Andhero Se Koi Chiraag To Jalaye
Raste Bhi Veeran Manzil Bhi Nahi Hai Aansan
Koi Ek Ishara To Dikhlaye Toot Ke Bikhara Sa Ja Raha Hu
Koi To Rishto Se Jodkar Jaye
Bhut Dino Se Kismat Banzar Padi Hui Hai
Koi Thodi Reham Ki Barish To Kar Jaye
Log Kehte Hain Badle-Badle Se Lag Rahe Hai Hum
Zara Koi Aaina To Dikhaye
Log Kehte Hai Ki Hum Tanhaiyo Me Jiya Krte Hai
Wo Hai Humare Pas Koi Ye Ehsas To Dilaye
Ye Sunkar Har Zakhm Hara Ho Gaya
Waqt In Par Thodi Marham To Lagaye
Nahi Rok Sakte In Chalkti Aankho Se Aansuo Ka Behna
Koi Inhe Poch Kar To Dikhlaye
Kehte Hai Jeet Lenge Zindagi Jo Unka Sath Hoga
Par Koi Ye Wada Nibha Ke To Batlaye
– Shailu

Maina usse kha chod de mera khyal

Maina usse kha chod de mera khyal mujhe pane ke liye,
Usne kha main bhi nahi tujhe chahta,
Bas ek khyal he aata hai, Tujhe sirf pane ke liye.

Usne mohabbat mohabbat se zyada ki thi

Usne Mohabbat, Mohabbat Se Zyada Ki Thi
Humne Mohabbat Us Se Bhi Zyada Ki Thi
Wo Kise Kahenge Mohabbat Ki Inteha
Humne Shuruaat Hi Inteha Se Zyada Kit Thi…

Dekh kar tumhari hasi hum hosh apne

Dekh Kar Tumhari Hasi, Hum Hosh Apne Gwa Baithe,
Dekh Kar Tumhari Hasi, Hum Hosh Apne Gwa Baithe,
Hosh Mein Aane Ko The, Ki Tum Phir Se Haas Diye.

By Puneet

Dhekte ja tu main tujhe kise naachati

Dhekte Ja Tu Main Tujhe Kise Naachati Hoon
Teri Ek Ek Bak Bak Ko Kise Tain Tain Fish Karthi Hoon
Tune Diye Mera Naam Gabar Ki Ladli Haan Main Hoon
Dhek Main Tere Liye Market Main Kise Sher Lati Hoon

Be nighan aankhon se dekhte hain parche

Be Nighan Aankhon Se Dekhte Hain Parche Ko
Be Khayal Haathon Se
Un Bane Se Lafzon Par Ungliyaan Ghumate Hain
Yeh Sawal-Name Ko Dekhte Hi Jate Hai
Har Taraf Kan Aakhiyon Se Bach Bacha Ke Takte Hai
Doosron Ke Parchon Ko Rahnuma Samajhte Hain
Shayad Ais Tarah Koi Rasta Mil Jaye
Be Nishaan Khuwabon Ka Kuch Pata Hi Mil Jaye
Mujh Ko Dekhte Hai To
Yun Jawab Copy Par Hansi Lagate Hain
Dairay Banate Hai
Jaise Ain Ko Parche Ke Sab Jawab Ate Hain
Ais Tarah Ke Manzar Main
Imtehan-Gahon Main Dekhta Hi Rehta Tha
Naqal Karne Walon Ke
Nit Naye Tareequn Se
Aap Lutf Leta Tha Doston Se Kehta Tha

Tum rakh sakey na paas zara apney

Tum Rakh Sakey Na Paas Zara Apney Qaul Ka
Is Baar Bhi Badal Gaey Her Baar Ki Tarah
Waada Kia Tha Raat Ko Aanay Ka Per Na Aay
Jhootay Ho Tum Bhi Shaam Ke Akhbaar Ki Tarah

Zindigi ke safar mein kisi rah dagar

Zindigi Ke Safar Mein
Kisi Rah Mein
Kisi Dagar Mein
Koi Mile To Usse
Apna Bana Lo(G/f)
Use Dil Mein Basa Lo
Kyuki Musafir Hai Ye Zindgi
Aaj Hai Kal Ho Na Ho
Nahi Hota Aagar Ye Kam Mujhse Kaho
Main Hu Na Aani Gf Bhi Mujhe De Do

Mere pyar ko thukraya tune to kya

Mere pyar ko thukraya tune to kya hua
mere zindagi mai gam aur khushiya laya sirf tune to kya hua
kismat waali hu mai jo tujhse ek pal pyar kiya
ab tak mere jaisa sacha yaar na mila tujhe to kya hua….

Toand pet ki ye haalat

Toand ( pet ) ki ye haalat, meri bhi hai, uski bhi,
dil mein ek tasvir idhar bhi hai, udhar bhi
Karne ko bohot kuch hai magar kab kare hum
Kab tak yoon hi is tarah rahe hum
Dil kahta hai Safeway se koi vaccum cleaner la de
ye Carpet jo jine ko zoonz raha hai, fikwa de
Hum saaf rahe sakte hai, logon ko bata dain,
Haan hum roommates hai — roommates hai — roommates hai

Ek baar humme aya nyota raison ki

Ek Baar Humme Aya Nyota Raison Ki Party Ka
Zat Taiyar Hue Hum Bhaiya Pahan Suit Sadi Ka.
Phate Purane Jooton Ko Dekar Ke Naya Roop
Itra Laga Kar Itminan Se Nikhara Apna Roop
Pakad Kar Bus Ootarey Hum Club Se Kooch Aagey
Wanhi Se Taxi Karke Hum Club Mein They Padharey.
Andar Pahoonch Kar Humne Jo Nazara Dekha
Samaj Na Aaya Kaun Thi Ladki Kaun Tha Ladka
Himmat Kar Kar Hum Kuch Aur Andar Ko Padharey
Ek Joomti Huee Jawan Mahila Se Takraye
Hum Apni Nadani Se Thar Thar They Kaampe
Lekin Humme Dekh Kar Woh Kyoon Kar Gabratey
Hothon Ki Lipstick Oonki Aur Adhik Rang Laayee
Do Second Key Andar Mere Chehre Per Jo Chayee
Hayee Re Gabra Kar Hum Andar Ki Aur Bhage
Dekh Wanha Ki Raunak Man He Man Sharmaye
Ke Pi-Kar Sab Masti Men Aise Jhoom Rahe They
Kaise Batayen Kaun Kissse Kanha Choom Rahe They
Aage Jo Nazare Dekhe Wey Kooch Nahin They Achey
Bobby Picture Ka Khel Khel Rahe They Raison Ke Bache
Ek Bana Tha Rishi Kapoor Aur Ek Bani Thi Dimple
Ithni Si Umar Men Chehre Per Kithne Sare Pimple
Ladki Ne Ladke Se Kaha Aisa Kyoon Na Ho Jaaye
Hum Tum Ho Kamre Mein Band Aur Chabhi Kho Jaaye
Aisi Raunak Aaj Tak Humne Kanhi Na Dekhi
Such To Hein Bharat Kar Raha Kithni Oonati
Aur Adhik Kuch Dekhne Key Liye Hum Na Rookey They
Such Kehta Hoon Pal Bhar Key Liye Bhi Hum Na Tike They
Bahar Aakar Hamari Nazar Jis Aur Oothi Thee
Footpath Per Ek Nirdhan Maan Ki Kismat Oosse Roothi They
Baal They Ooske Bikhrey Hue Aur Bahon Mein Thee Ooski Mamta
Pata Nahin Aur Kya Dookh Sehne Oosne Janam Liya Tha
Ek Taraf To Chal Raha Tha Masti Ka Hahakar
Ek Taraf Chilla Rahi Thee Daridrata Ki Pukar
Hey Bhagwan Kaisa Tune Yeh Sansar Banaya
Kyoon Tune Ek Ko Ameer Aur Ek Ko Nirdhan Banaya
Lekar Bozil Man Hum Wapas Ghar Ka Laute
Such Kehta Hoon Raat Bhar Bilkool Na So Sake
Subah Ooth Kar Sabse Pahle Khayee Yahi Kasam
Aaj Se Aise Partiyan Kabhi Na Attend Kare Hum,
Dekh Meri Vyatha Jo Aap Mand Mand Muskurayen
Khuda Na Kare Khuda He Aapke Sare Daant Giraye

Agar aap bus train ya kisi bhi

Agar Aap Bus Train Ya Kisi Bhi Medium Se Travel Kar Rahe Hai
Aur Koi Ladki/ Mahila Ke Haaath Mien Koi Chamakta Dhaaga Dekhe
To Wahan Se Bhaag Jaaye Voh Cheez Rakhi Ho Sakti Hai Aur Aap Ko
Jeevan Bhar Bhai Ban Na Pad Sakta Hai Purush Jan Hit Mein Jaari

Sittam to ye tha wo daiti na

Sittam To Ye Tha Wo Daiti Na Thi
Meray Sawal Ka Jawab
Wo Daiti To Khada Ho Jata Mera
Rom Rom Jazbat Ka
Us Nai Kaha Dhiray Say Dalo
Balon Mai Phool Gulab Ka
Mai Nai Nikala To Gir Gaya
Pata Pata Gulab Ka

Ba 8212 beautiful angel be eyes

B.A — Beautiful angel
B.E — Beautiful eyes
B.Sc– Beautiful structure
B.Com–Beautiful communication
M.BA –Married but available ……

Main ne kaha dil ruba us paise

Main Ne Kaha Dil Ruba
Us Ne Kaha Paise Dikha
Main Ne Kaha Paise Nahi
Us Ne Kaha Aise Nahi
Main Ne Kaha Mehangayi Hai
Us Ne Kaha Ja Tu Mera Bhai Hai

Bahroon say khatab kar rahey ho kyoon

Bahroon Say Khatab Kar Rahey Ho
Kyoon Waqt Kharab Kar Rahey Ho
Ahbab Say Bay Takalufi Hai
Biwi Say Habab Kar Rahey Ho
Monchon Pay Khazab Kar Rahey Ho
Qarza To Ryal Main Lya Tha
Dolar Main Hisab Kar Rahay Ho
Daftar Main Bicha Kar Charpaii
Kis Kisam Ka Jaaab Kar Rahay Ho
Jati Rahi Pit Kar Sab Akarfoon
Ab Aap Janab Kar Rahy Ho
Yah Mail Badan Say Kya Chotay Ga
Kyu Hath Kharab Ho Rahay Ho

Waise to wo vidvaan bahut hai par

Waise To Wo Vidvaan Bahut Hai
Par Jab Se Neha Se Ishq Farmaya Hai
Wo Lagte Pareshaan Bahut Hai
Ek Ghante Se Aaine Ke Saamne Kahde Soch Rahe Hai
Is Aadmi Ko Kahi Dekha Jaroor Hai

Meri sochon ke harpal mein tum kyo

Meri sochon ke harpal mein, tum kyo aa jaati ho,
Mere dil ko anjane mein, tum kyon tadpaati ho,
Is Daman mein to bas, kaanto ka gulshan hai,
Phir is banjar duniya mein, kyon phool sajaati ho,
Dewana bhi kehta hai, ye chand kahan se aaya,
Taaron ke jhurmat mein, jab tum sharmaati ho,
Phir koun na chahega, jeete jee hi […]

Dam hain toh taj mahal hila ke

Dam Hain Toh Taj Mahal Hila Ke Dikhaa
Dam Hain Toh Taj Mahal Hila Ke Dikhaa
Ya Phir Do Ghut Pe Or Dekhh
Taj Mahal Kaise Apne Aap Hilega

Jab tu udaas hota hai koi teer

Jab Tu Udaas Hota Hai,
Koi Teer Jigar Ke Paar Hota Hai,
Jise Tu Samjha Hai Jeet Meri,
Wo Asal Mein Meri Haar Hota Hai…
– Nida Khan

Jab maanga maine usko din raat duaon

Jab Maanga Maine Usko Din Raat Duaon Mein,
Woh Lamha Meri Zindagi Mein Aya Hi Kyoon Tha,
Jab Thi Main Shak Mein Kai Woh Hai Aik Fareb Kaar,
Maine Ussey Dil Lagaya Hi Kyun Tha,
Jab Rakh Na Saka Woh Amanat Meri Char Din Sambhal Kar,
Maine Usko Apna Banaiya Hi Kyoon Tha,
Jab Janti Thi Woh Na Rahega Ban Ke Mera Din Raat,
Mein Ne Uske Dil Mein Ashiyan Banaya Hi Kyoon Tha,
Bohat Chupaya Duniya Se Kaheen Kho Na Jaye Mujh Se Wo,
Pachtati Hun Maine Usko Zamane Say Chupaiya Hi Kyoon Tha,
Jab Thi Na Sakat Bardasht Ki Haqiqat Jaannay Kay Baad,
Sochti Hun Maine Usko Azmaiya Hi Kyoon Tha,
Bas Ik Hi Dukh Hai Zindagi Mein Meri Jana,
Maine Us Pay Sab Kuch Lutaiya Hi Kyoon Tha…
This shayeri is written by me.
– Nasreen

Hye friends i have come back again

HYE FRIENDS I HAVE COME BACK AGAIN,,,
Tere husn ki taarif karte-2 kahin meri umr na baat jaye,
sambhaalo mujhko kahin mera damm na toot jaye,,,,,,,
koi kehta hai aashiq to koi deewana kehta hai,
koi awaara to koi hame ek fasana kehta hai,
tu hi bata kya hoon main?isse pehle ki meri khushi mujhse rooth jaye,
sambhalo mujhko kahin mera damm na toot jaye………..
har leher samundra se puchhti hai thikana mera ,
kahi aise me yaad na aajaye mujhe guzra zamana mera,
jis zamane me  the ham khushi se gungunaye,
sambhalo mujhko kahin mera damm na toot jaye………………..
ye aur baat hai mujhe tumhare  siwa kuchh dikhta nahi,
ye gaur talab hai ki mujhko tumhare siwa kuch soojta hi nahi,
aaj tod do intiha isse pehle ki aaj hadd hi ho jaaye ,
sambhalo mujhko kahin mera damm na toot jaye…………
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Janaze pe uthate gaye jab se ham

Janaze Pe Janaze Uthate Gaye
Jab Se Ham Shaayri Sunate Gaye
Kucch Log Rote Rote Gaye
Kucch Hichkiyaan Lete Gaye

Itne Behaya Ban Gaye ‘Sagar’ Sahab
Fir Bhi Sher Sunaate Gaye

Banalu agar tumhe apni aankhon ka kajal

Banalu Agar Tumhe Apni Aankhon Ka Kajal
Kahin Mooh To Kala Na Karr Dogey,
Ghair Loon Agar Tumhe Zulfon Ke Badal Mein
Kahi Humse Ruth To Na Jaogey,
Banalu Agar Tumhe Apne Haathon Ki Churiyaan
Kahin Toot To Nahi Jaogey,
Lipat Loon Agar Tumhe Apne Aanchal Ke Daman Mein
Kahin Hume Chod To Na Jogey,
Bahrlu Agar Tumhe Banakar Sindoor Maan Mein
Kahin Sookh To Nahi Jaogey

Aaj mere intezar ki jeet hogayi meri

Aaj Mere Intezar Ki Jeet Hogayi
Meri Mohabbat Ki Charcha Khule Aam Hogayi
Kabhi Hum Ko Dhokha Diya Tha Tumne Ishq Mein
Kaise Tum Mere Janaze Mein Shamil Hogayi
Jab Poocha Logo Ne Ki Mera Tumse Rishta Kya Tha
Aankhe Num Ker Humko Apna Pyar Tum Keh Gayi
Jane Kaise Yeh Bin Badal Barsat Hogayi
Mud Ke Bhi Dekho Yaaro Meri Mohabbat Aabad Hogayi…
– Ritesh Modi

Ye dekho to mere daaman mein kya

Ye Dekho To Mere Daaman Mein Kya Nahi
Daulat Ka Chaand Hai Shohrat Ki Chaandni
Magar Tumhe Kho Kar Lagta Hai
Ke Tum Nahi To Kahin Kuch Bhi Nahi

Kagaz ki kashti thy aur pani ka

Kagaz ki kashti thy aur pani ka kinara tha,
Khelne ki masti thy aur dil awara tha,
Kaha aa gye jawani ke daldal main,
Bachpan hi kitna pyara tha,
Utra tha chaand mere aangan main,
Yeh sitaroan ko gawara na tha,
Main toa sitaroan se bagawat kar leta,
Parr chand bhi kaha hamara tha