I heard about an older widowed lady

I heard about an older, widowed lady.
This energetic woman loved to dance
but underneath her rapture something shady
had sought the Doctor, such was circumstance.

“It isn’t all that serious”, she told him,
“but every time I dance with male friends,
if I should snuggle close to one, and hold him,
I break wind as my body twists and bends”.

“It’s not so bad – they’re never ever smelly.
They don’t make any noise that you can hear,
but I am so embarrassed. If my belly
is ailing, are there pills to ease my fear?”

The doctor said “I’ll give you this prescription.
Two pills each night. Come back in ten more days”.
He smiled at her and finished his transcription.
Days later she was back with anguished phrase –

“Doc. what was in those pills? The floor was clearing
last night because the sound was loud as hell!”
He answered “Great! The pills have fixed your hearing.
And now to just regain your sense of smell!”

ایک ناکام شاعر Ú©ÛŒ Ø-Ù¾ بیتی App beti – F

ایک ناکام شاعر Ú©ÛŒ Ø-Ù¾ بیتی
App beti – Funny Poetry of Poet
Øس کسی Ú©Ùˆ فون کرتا ہوں اٹھاتا نہیں کو؅ی
اب پیار سے Ù…ØÚ¾Û’ Ú¯ÙÛ’ Ùگاتا نہیں کو؅ی
Øھوٹی تعریفوں سے Ø-سماں پہ چڑھاتے تھے ÙÙˆÚ¯
ان دنوں Ù…ØÚ¾Û’ سر پہ بھی چڑھاتا نہیں کو؅ی
میری شاعری سن کر ØÙˆ بڑے مسکے Ùگاتے تھے
اب تو منہ زبانی Ù…Ú©Ú¾Ù† بھی Ùگاتا نہیں کو؅ی
میری راہ میں اپنی Ù¾Ùکیں بچھاتے تھے ÙÙˆÚ¯
Ø-Ø ØªÙˆ سوکھے پھو٠بھی بچھاتا نہیں کو؅ی
میرے سینے میں تو سبھی Ú©Û’ Ùیے محپت بھری ہے
میری Øانب دوستی کا ہاتھ بڑھاتا نہیں کو؅ی
پہÙÛ’ پہ٠طرح طرح Ú©Û’ کھانے Ú©Ú¾Ùاتے تھے ÙÙˆÚ¯
Ø-Ø Ú©Ù ØªÙˆ زبانی Ù¾Ùاؤ Ú©Ú¾Ùاتا نہیں کو؅ی
اصغر Øیسے بے روزگار سے پیار کر Ú©Û’
ایسا بھÙا کام کر Ú©Û’ ثواب کماتا نہیں کو؅ی

Because you made me happy youmade cry

Because You Made Me Happy,
Because Youmade Me Cry,
Because You Made Me Angry,
Because You Ignorant.
And You Smile,
And You Cry,
And You Re Destructive.
Your Character Is Your Flaw.
I Want To Pinch It Off Your Skin To Make You Prefect.
I Shed Tears When You Prove Me True.
But I Wont Allow Myself To Reveal You.
So Ill Think About Something About Something Else Now.
And As I Wait Here To Cover You With My Clouds Of Forgetfulness,
Ill Save My Emotion For Someone Who Deserves Them.
Someone Not So You.

Aapke pyar me hum mashoor ho gaye

Aapke Pyar Me Hum Mashoor Ho Gaye
Aapse Kareeb Hokar Auro Se Door Ho Gaye
Apni Keemat Kuch Thi Kahan
Tute Kanch The Par Kohinoor Ho Gaye…

Zindagi main agar aise bikhroge to log

Zindagi main agar aise bikhroge to log tumhe pagal samjhenge,
Aapni chahat ka tumko kaatil samjhenge,
Chahat me bikhro nahi usme seemat jao,
Arre yaar thodi si aur apni akal ladao …

Hume kya pata tha ke tum itne

Hume Kya Pata Tha Ke Tum Itne Ho Selfich
Aur Tumhe Abhi Bhi Nahi Pata Ke Kya Hai Meri Wish
Tumhe Pakake Khilaun Ek Achchisi Naee Dish
Baho Me Lu Tumki Aur Du Ek Hot Kiss

Har ek baat pe kehte ho ki

Har Ek Baat Pe Kehte Ho Ki Tu Kya Hai,
Tumhi Kaho Ki Yeh Andaze Guftgu Kya Hai,
Hum Hai Betaab Aur Woh Hai Bejaar,
Yaa Khuda Yeh Majra Kya Hai

Zaroor kisi ne dil se pukara hoga

Zaroor kisi ne DIL se pukara hoga,
Ek bar to chand ne bhi aapko nihara hoga.
Mayus ho gaya hoga aasma ke tare bhi us din,
jab zami par aapko khuda ne utara hoga?

Aapke dil pe ek din raj karenge

Aapke Dil Pe Ek Din Raj Karenge
Kabhi Hum Is Baat Per Naaj Karenge
Aapke Liye Us Khuda Se Saari Khushiyan Maang Kar
Aapko Ek Aansoo Ke Liye Mohtaj Karenge

Zindagi to khoob jee hamne gujre waqt

Zindagi To Khoob Jee Hamne,
Gujre Waqt Me Kisi Ke Pyaar Ki Kami,
Kabhi Mehsoos Nahi Ke Humne,
Par Ab Ye Akelapan Sataane Laga Hai,
Kahi Akele He Na Gujar Jaye Zindage
Is Baat Se Daraane Laga Hai,
Kuch Armaan Humne Bhi Sajaye Hue Hai,
Dil Ke Kayi Raaz Chhupaye Hue Hai,
Mile To Kayi Lekin Bayaan Na Kar Paaye,
Aaj Us Nakami Ka Afsos Sataane Laga Hai,
Zindagi To Bahut Jee Hamne,
Par Ab Ye Akelapan Sataane Laga Hai…
Ek Baar Mila Bhi Mauka Kisi Ki Chahat Ban-ne Ka,
Lekin Hum Use Bhi Gawa Baithe,
Usne Khud Apne Pyaar Ka Izhaar Kiya,
Lekin Hum Uske Pyaar Ko Hi Nakaar Baithe,
Us Samay Pyaar Se Mahroom The,
Aaj Use Khone Ka Dard Dil Ko Rulane Laga Hai,
Zindagi To Khoob Jee Hamne,
Par Ab Ye Akelapan Satane Laga Hai…
– Ashwyn Kala

Khidki pe hasti tu nazar aayi mere

Khidki Pe Hasti Tu Nazar Aayi Mere Halat Pe
ki ab oont pahad ke neeche to aaya…
kaise maine ek pagal deewane aashique ko
apne peeche peeche pille sa doudaya

Unhai jab dekha humne to dekhte reh

Unhai Jab Dekha Humne To Dekhte Reh Gaye,
Apna Dil Na Jane Kab De Gaye,
Pyar Kya Hota H Ye Mil Ker Jana Unse,
Is Me Dard Bhi Hota H Dur Reh Ker Jana Unse,
Is Dard-E-Dil Ki Wo Dawa Bangayi,
Dil Ka Sukun Rooh Ki Pyaas Bangayi,
Apne Pyar Ka Izhar Kaise Ker Dete Unse,
3 Lafzon Me Seemat Jaye Aisa Pyar Hi Kaha Tha Unse,
Pehla Pyar Banke Is Dil Me Dhadakne Lagi,
Socha Maang Lu Sath Uska Us Se Hi,
Per Kaha Tha Raaz-E-Wafa Aana Mere Mukaddar Me,
So Tod Diya Dil Aur Chali Gai Chhod Ke,
Is Be-Dard Tanhayi Aur Bebasi Ke Sheher Me,
Bus Bechaniyo Ka Hi Sath Tha Akhir Tak,
Yehi Sabab Bani Pehli Galti Ka Ab Tak….
– Mohammad Samy

1st ever intelligent sardar teacher what

1st Ever Intelligent Sardar.
Teacher : What Do U Call A Person
Who Cannot Hear Anything?
Sardar : U Can Call Him Anything,
Because He Cannot Hear Anything:-)

Petrol bachane ke liye ladki ne gaadi

Petrol Bachane Ke Liye Ladki Ne Gaadi Band Kar Di,
Raste Se Ja Raha Tha Dhakka Maarne Ko Kehne Lagi
Dhakka Maarte Maarte Haathon Mein Chhale Pad Gaye,
Mujhe Bye Kehkar Kisi Aur Ke Saath Chali Gayi
Zalim Ne Jane Se Pehle Thank You Tak Na Kaha,
Mein Dhobi Ka Kutta, Na Ghar Ka Na Ghat Ka Raha

Suraj ki tapish aajkal mehsoos nahi hoti

Suraj Ki Tapish Aajkal Mehsoos Nahi Hoti,
Uske Khyalon Mei Hum Is Kadar Khoye Rehte Hain,
Madhoshi Ka Aisa Aalam Har Pal Chhaya Rehta Hai,
Har Mod Pe Girte Hain, Kuch-Kuch Soye Se Rehte Hain,
Usse Haseen Ab Is Zamane Mein Kuch Aur Nahin Lagta,
Isiliye To Apne Gam Ko Uski Khushi Se Sanjoye Rehte Hain….
– Akash Chauhan

Gujra hoon us gali se to phir

Gujra Hoon Us Gali Se To Phir Yaad Aa-Gaya
Uska Woh Intefaaq Ajeeb Intefaaq Thaa
Rangeen Ho Gaya Thaa Bhohut Hi Maumla….
Phenka Jo Usne Phool To Gamla Bhi Saath Tha

Zindagi gamon ki laher bhi hai dilon

Zindagi gamon ki laher bhi hai,
Zindagi dilon ke kareeb hi to hai,
Zindadi tumhare saath ek mahak si hi to hai,
Jo phelkar tumhe pukarte hai,
Aur tum chale aate ho,
Yeh dosti pyar ka izhar hi to hai

Hey dear kaha ho yaar pata hai

Hey Dear!
Kaha Ho Yaar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait Kar Raha Hoon
Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayaar Ho Kar Aana
Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna Chahiye
Aaj Mera Yaar Phir Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga

Meri har aawaj tere liye dua maangti

Meri Har Aawaj Tere Liye Dua Maangti Hai,
Meri Har Saans Tere Liye Fariyaad Mangti Hai,
Har Khusi Mile Tujhey Is Jahan Ki,
Har Gam Tera Mujhe Tohfey Me Mil Jaye,
Baar Baar Aye Ye Din Teri Zindagi Me,
Aur Har Baar Teri Khusi Parwaan Chad Jaye…
– Jak

Lovers sitting in a park boy tries

Lovers Sitting In A Park,
Boy Tries To Kiss The Girl..
Girl Says No Dear Not
All This Before Marriage..
Boy : Don¯Â¿Â½t Worry Darling
¯Â¿Â½ I Am Already Married?

Ek baar har religion key aadmi ko

Ek Baar Har Religion Key Ek Ek Aadmi Ko Maut Ki Saza Di Gayi
Unki Gardan Ek Auto Matic Machine Sey Qalam Karni Theen
Pehley Hindu Bhai Sahab Ka Nambar Tha
Jailer Ney Poocha Tumhari Aakhri Khwahish Kya Hai
Woh Boley Main Geeta Parhna Chahta Hoon
Jailer Ney Kaha Theek Hai Parh Lo
Unhon Ney Geeta Parhli Pahir Unhein Machine Par Litaya Gaya
Jallad Ney Button Dabaya Machine Ki Aari
Unki Gardan Par Aakar Ruk Gayi
Woh Buch Gayey Jailer Ney Kaha Aap Buch Gayey
Bhagwan Nahin Chahta Aap Marein Aap Jaa Saktey Hain
Ab Musal Bhai Ka Number Aaya Jailer
Ney Poocha Aapki Aakhri Khwahish
Unhon Ney Kaha Main Quraan Parhnachahta Hoon
Jailer Ney Kaha Theek Hai
Quran Parhwaney Key Baad Unhein Bhi Machine Par Litaya Gaya
Button Dabaya Par Phir Aari Gardan Par Aakey Ruk Gayi
Jailer Ney Kaha Yeh To Chamatkar Par
Chamatkar Ho Rahey Hain Allah Nahin Chahta Aap Marein Aap Ja Saktey Hain
Ab Surdarji Ka Number Tha Unsey Jailer Ne Kaha
Sardarji Aapki Aakhri Khwahish Kya Hai
Sardar Ji Boley Aakhri Khwahish Baad Mein Poochiyo Pehley Apni Machine Theek Kara

I want u 2 know dat our

I Want U 2 Know Dat
Our Friendship Means Alot 2 Me.
U Cry I Cry.
U Lauf I Lauf.
U Jump Out Of Da Window…
I Look Down And Den…
I Lauf Again!

Lazim to nahin k zuban izhar kare

Lazim to nahin k zuban izhar kare.
Kuch juzabon ko —EHSAS– bhi hawa detay hein.
Khamosh mohobbat bhi ibadat hai.
Aisee mohobabat ko duniya wale bhi dua detay Hein
Happy Propose Day
*****ANMOL ARORA *****

Meri mohabbat ki badi chhoti kahani hai

Meri Mohabbat Ki Badi Chhoti Kahani Hai,
Dil Toota Hua Aur Aankho Se Behta Paani Hai,
Kuch Bikhre Armaan Aur Beechada Saathi,
Dekh Mera Haal, Yaar Ka Aankhon Mein Aata Paani Hai,
Kabhi Samjhane Aaya Mera Yaar “Ke Bhool Ja Mujhe”,
Laut Gaya Mayoos Jab Pucha, “Yeh Ashq Kiski Nishani Hai”,
Log Kehte Hain Majnoo Tha Deewana Aur Laila Deewani Hai,
Puchta Hu Khuda Se Kyon Ishq Banaya, Kya Aashiqo Se Koi Dushmani Purani Hai…
– Ritesh Modi

Hal e dil zuban per lane se pehle kaha

Hal-e-Dil Zuban Per Lane Se Pehle
Kaha usne Apna Banane Se Pehle,
Ke Tere Dil May Jagha Chahata Hon
Bata Don Tumhae Dil Lagane Se Pehle,
Ke main Tujh main Khud Ko Ayaan Chahta Hon
Bata Du Tumse Tumko Churane Se Pehle,
Ke Main Tere Ansoo Palkon Pe Sajana Chahta Hon
Bata Don Tumha Muskurane Se Pehle,
Ke main Tujmay Rang-e-Wafa Chahta Hon
Bata Du Tumhe Azmanay Se Pehle,
Ke Main Umer Bhar Saath Tera Chahta Hon
Bata don Tumhe Door Janay Se Pehle,
(Nargis Khalid

Kiraya makaan ka ada karne jaoun ke

Kiraya Makaan Ka Ada Karne Jaoun
Ke Bazaz-O-Khyaat Ka Bil Chukaoun
Dava Laoun Ya Daktar Ko Bulaoun
Ke Main Tax Walon Se Peecha Chudaoun
Khudara Batao Kahan Bhag Jaoun
Main Is Ded Ane Mein Kya Kya Banaoun
Bahut Badh Gaya Hai Makan Ka Kiraya
Idhar Nal Ke Ab-E-Ravan Ka Kiraya
Baqaya Hai “Barq-E-Tapan” Ka Kiraya
Zameen Par Hai Ab Asman Ka Kiraya
Muzalim Kirayo Ke Kya Kya Sunaoun
Main Is Ded Ane Mein Kya Kya Banaoun
Hai Bachchon Ki Fees Aur Chanda Zaroori
Kitab Kapiyon Ka Pulanda Zaroori
Shikam Parvari Ka Hai Dhanda Zaroori
Ye Adam Ki Eejad Banda Zaroori
Bala Ke Musarif Hain Kya Tab Laoun
Main Is Ded Ane Mein Kya Kya Banaoun
Azeezon Ki Imdad Mahman Navazi
Gharibon Ko Khairat Ahsan Tarazi
Khurak Aur Poshak Mein Dunya Sazi
Udhar Film Ka Shauq Aur Ishq Bazi
Zaroori Yahan Sigrat Aur Pan Bhi Hai
Adalat Mein Jane Ka Imkan Bhi Hai
Hai Bhangi Bhi Dhobi Bhi Darban Bhi Hai!
Aur Ik Sadi Vale Ki Dookan Bhi Hai
Kahan Jaoun Kis Kis Se Peecha Chudaoun
Main Is Ded Ane Mein Kya Kya Banaoun
Hain Mele Bhi Aur Tyohar Bhi Hain
Ham Aise Muaqqe Pe Khuddar Bhi Hain
Bahut Kharch Karne Ko Tayyar Bhi Hain
Bala Se Jo Be-Barg-O-Bebar Bhi Hain
Kise Dastan-E-Musarif Sunaoun
Main Is Ded Ane Mein Kya Kya Banaoun

Main dil banke tujh me dhadkungi khushbu

Main Dil Banke Tujh Me Dhadkungi
Main Khushbu Ban Ke Teri Saanso Me Mehkungi
Tere Har Aansu Ko Pee Jaungi
Tere Chehre Ko Muskaan Se Sajaungi
Na Tujhe Khud Se Dur Jaane Dungi, Na Khud Tujhse Dur Jaungi…
– Gulnaz

Woh bhi kya din they jab

Woh Bhi Kya Din They ….
Jab Hum Hasino Ke Gale Mila Karte They …
Ye Un Dino Ki Baat Hain ….
Jab Hum 2 Saal Ke Hua Karte They

Aaj shadi mein maizbanon na daigon gosht

Aaj Shadi Mein Maizbanon Na Daigon Gosht Banaya Hai
Mota Aa Gaya To Samjho Gosht Ka Safaya Hai
Mota Hai Itna Kai Dekh Kai Guman Hota Hai
Jaisay Kisi Nay Is Mein Gas Ka Cylinder Fit Karaya Hai
Us Say Pocho Kay Too Khata Hai Kyon Itnna To
Kehta Hai K Allah Nay Mujhay Khanay Ke Liya Banaya Hai
Weight Machine Pay Khara Hai Wazan Malom Karnay Ko
Aik Admi Khara Ho Machine Say Paigham Yeh Aaya Hai
Is Say Ziada Kuch Keh Nahi Sakta Us Ke Baray Main
Kionk Sara Gosht Us Nay Meray Samnay Beth Ke Khaya Hai

Rab se dua karta hun her janam

Rab Se Dua Karta Hun,
Her Janam Me Tujhe Khushiyon Ka Sansar Mile,
Jo Muje Abhi Messages Na Kare ,
Use Apni Girl Friend Se Puri Zindagi Behan Jaisa Pyar Mile.

Usne meri hatho ki kalaio ko is

Usne Meri Hatho Ki Kalaio Ko Is Tarah Se Pakda Hai
Usne Meri Hatho Ki Kalaio Ko Is Tarah Se Pakda Hai
Kee Uskee Zuba Bus Yehi Keheti Hai
Kee Bhaisahab Time Kya Hoa Hai?

Hasino ke chehre pe har waqt khushi

Hasino Ke Chehre Pe Har Waqt Khushi Hoti Hai,
Unnke Labon Pe Har Waqt Hansi Chaai Hoti Hai,
Doston Parr Jiss Hassina Pe Yeh Dil Aata Hai,
Aray Woh Kambakht Pehle Se Hi Fansi Hoti Hai.
By Saurabh

Mere pass sey guzar kar meri baat

Mere Pass Sey Guzar Kar Meri Baat Tak Na Pucchey,
Main Ye Kaise Maan Jaun Ke Woh Door Jaakar Roye,
Mujhe Aazmane Wale Mujhe Aazma Kar Roye…
– Shaheeda

Kaun kaheta hain ke tajmahel sirf shahajnha

Kaun Kaheta Hain Ke Tajmahel Sirf Shahajnha Hi Bana Sakta
Arey Taj To Hum Bhi Bana Sakte Hain
Per Kya Karey Hume Koi Mumtaz Hi Nahi Milti
Aur Mil Bhi Gai To Kise Pata Woh Kab Maregi

Mehil saji thi msgs ka tha daur

Mehil Saji Thi Msgs Ka Tha Daur,
Sms Maine Kia Tha Kisi Ne Na Kia Ghor,
Sms Mai Paise Lagey Thay Meray Halal K,
Or Sab Kanjoos Keh Rahay They 1 Aur 1 Aur

Ek bar patrkar ne netaji par chalayi

Ek Bar Ek Patrkar Ne Ek Netaji Par Chalayi Rang Bhari Pichkari,
Netaji Ki Thi Lachari Unke Pas Na Tha Rang Na Tha Gulal,
Par Badle Ki Bhawana Se Unka Ho Raha Tha Bura Haal,
Tabhi Unhone Pas Hi Padi Kichad Dekhi Aur Patrkar Par Pheki,

Ishq ke khatir jane kya log kar

Ishq Ke Khatir Jane Kya Log Kar Gaye
Kuch Bane Paagal To Kuch Katl Kar Gaye
Ek Hum Hi Nahin Shaayad Jo “Isse” Dar Gaye
Kuch Aur Nahin Kar Sake To Shayar Ban Gaye

Once james bond met a dog in

Once James Bond Met A Dog In Jungle
He Said,- I Am Bond.!! James Bond..!!-
The Dog Bites Him & Replies,- I Am Kutta..!!!-
-ŗ Pagal Kutta-…!!-

Kya ishq ne samjha hai husn jaana

Kya Ishq Ne Samjha Hai, Kya Husn Ne Jaana Hai…
Kya Ishq Ne Samjha Hai, Kya Husn Ne Jaana Hai…
Saamne Ek Hi Sandaas Hai ,Aur Chaar Jan Ko Jaana Hai !

Shadi karni chahi par kismat na khuli

Shadi Karni Chahi Par Kismat Na Khuli
Taj Mahal Banana Chaha Par Mumtaz Na Mili
Ek Din Kismat Khuli Shadi Hue
Ab Taj Mahal Banana Chata Hu
Par Yeh Mumtaj Hai Ke Marti Hi Nahi

Yu dekha na karo tum hume haste

Yu Dekha Na Karo Tum Hume Haste Haste
Yu Dekha Na Karo Tum Hume Haste Haste
Mere Dost Bade Khraab Hain
Keh Denge Bhabhi Ji Namaste

Mere dardo ko tujhe is tarah saza

Mere Dardo Ko Tujhe Is Tarah Saza Mile
Kash Mere Dardo Ki Tujhe Is Tarah Saza Mile
Tujhe Su Su Aaye Bari Jor Se
Aur Karne Ki Jagah Na Mile

Tere pyar ka e mail mere dil

Tere Pyar Ka E- Mail Mere Dil Ko Lubhataa Hai
Par Bicch Main Tere Baap Ka Virus Aa Jataa Hai
Aur Karvaaoge Humse Kitnaa Integaar
Hamaare Dil Ke Site Pe Kabhi Enter To Maro Yaar
Apne Insult Ka Badalaa Dekho Kaise Loonga
Jaaneman Tere Baap Ko Shift Delete Kar Doonga
Aapke Nakhare Apne Dil Pe Bang Ho Gaye
Do(2) Pc‚  Judte Judte Hang Ho Gaye
Aap Jaiso Ke Liye Dil Ko Cut Diya Karte Hai
Warna Baaki Cases Main To Copy Paste Kiya Karte Hai
Aapka Hasnaa Aap Ka Chalnaa Aap Ki Woh Style
Aapke Adaaon Ki Hamne Save Hai Kar Li File

Koi mil gaya mera dil haan hi

Koi Mil Gaya Mera Dil Gaya Koi Mil Gaya
Haan Mil Hi Gaya
Mujh Ko Kia Huwa Hai Kyun Main Kho Gaya Hoon
Pagal Tha Main Pehle Ya Ab Ho Gaya Hoon
Behki Hain Nigahain Aur Bikhre Hain Baal
Tum Ne Banaya Hai Kia Apna Yeh Haal
Koi Mil Gaya

Agar hamara andaz ko dekhna hai to

Agar hamara andaz ko dekhna hai to
asman ko kaho thoda or jhuk jaye
agar hamari mohabat ko dekhna he
to tumhari yad me likhe wo her shabd dekho
yad karte he har pal,ham tumhe ibadat ki trah,
zara hame apna bna kar to dekho

Suhag raat thi phoolo se saji sej

Suhag Raat Thi Phoolo Se Saji Sej Thi Aage Bhi Bohat Kuch Hota
Kambakht Is Alarm Ne Agar Hame Na Jagaya Hota‚  Giggle
Aiswarya Thi Katrina Thi Kisi Ek Ne To Hath Thama Hota
Kambakht Yeh Salman Na Agar Beech Me Aaya Hota‚  Crying
Ambani Hain Mittal Hain Tata Hain Mukadam Bhi Hota
Kambakht Economics Pade Hote Miya Ghalib Ko Na Padha Hota‚  Banghead
Majnu Hain Farhad Hain Ranjha Hain Ghayel Bhi Hota
Kambakht Uska Baap Jo Police Me Na Hota

Panch sapoot bharat maa ke dushman tha

Panch Sapoot Bharat Maa Ke Dushman Tha Khoonkhaar
Goli Khaa Kar Ek Mar Gayaa Baaki Reha Gaye Chaar
Chaar Poot Bharat Maata Ke Chaaro Chatur Praveen
Desh Nikalaa Mila Ek Ko Baaki Reh Gaye Teen
Teen Poot Bhaarat Maata Ke Ladne Lag Gaye Wohh
Alag Ho Gayaa Ek Unme Se Baaki Reh Gaye Do
Do Poot Bharat Maata Ke Chhod Puraani Tek
Chipak Gayaahai Ek Gaddi Se Baaki Reh Gayaa Ek
Ek Poot Bharat Maata Ka Kandhe Par Hai Jhandaa
Polish Pakad Kar Legayi Jell Baaki Reh Gayaa Andaa

Ishq tujhse karta hoon main zindagi se

Ishq tujhse karta hoon
main zindagi se zyada
Main darta nahi maut se
teri judaii se zyada
Chahe to aazmale mujhe
kisi aur se zyada
Meri zindagi me kuch nahi
teri mohabbat se zyada…
`
Band Rakhte Hai Jubaan Lub Khola Nhi Karte
Chand Ke Samne Sitare Bola Nhi Karte
Yaad Karte Hai Tumko Har Pal Lekin
Ye Raaz Hotho Se Kabhi Khola Nahi Karte…
`
Dil ki baat jubaan pe aane ki hai baari
Pyar ki manzil dhoondti hai apni ye sawari
Dil ko dil se milane ki hai taiiyari
Aur in lamho ki khushboo mein doobi hai duniya saari…
`
Ye Aur Baat Hai Hum Tumko Yaad Aa Na Sake
Sharab Pi Ke Bhi Hum Tumko Bhula Na Sake
Ye Fasalo Ki Hai Basti Isi Liye Yaaron
Wo Paas Aa Na Sake Hum Bhi Paas Ja Na Sake
Suku Diya Hai Zamane Ko Mere Nagmo Ne
Azeeb Baat Hai Khud Ko Hi Hum Hassa Na Sake…
14th Feb Special Love Shayari

Main udaas hu mujhko udas rehne de

Main Udaas Hu Mujhko Udas Rehne De
Abhi Thoda Aur Waqt Mujhe Apne Paas Rehne De
Na Bujh Sakegi Ye Shabnam Ke Katro Se
Mere Labon Pe Tu Sehra Si Pyas Rehne De

Rehnewalon se nahi jaanewalon pucho ki zindgi

Rehnewalon Se Nahi,
Jaanewalon Se Pucho
Ki Zindgi Kya Cheez Hoti Hai.
Panewalon Se Nahi,
Khonewalon se Pucho
Ki Izzat Kya Cheez Hoti hai.
Amiron Ko Kya Dekthe Ho,
Zara Garibon Se Pucho
Ki Daulat Kya Cheez Hoti Hai,
Arre Jiss Ne Dil Diya Hai Usse Nahi,
Jiska Dil Toota Hai Usse Pucho
Ki Mohabbat Kya Cheez Hoti Hai.

Tum jo hamarey meet na hotey hum

Tum Jo Hamarey Meet Na Hotey
Tum Jo Hamarey Meet Na Hotey
Hum Bhi Itney Dheeth Na Hotey
Tumsey Hi Seekha Humney Dhokha Denaa
Warna Hum Itney Badey Cheat Na Hotey

sher shayari karne main toh bada maja

“Sher Shayari Karne Main Toh Bada Maja Aata Hai”
“Sher Shayari Karne Main Toh Bada Maja Aata Hai”
“Jab Asli Ka Sher Saamne Aata Hai,
To Saam Ne Ki Gili Aur Piche Ki Pili Ho Jati Hai”
By Bosco Khan

Kisi ne kaha hai ki mere marne

Kisi Ne Kaha Hai Ki Mere Marne Ke Baad,
Meri Kaber Par Aaloo Ka Ped Laga Dena,
Kyunki,
Phir Aate Jate Log Sochnege ,
Ki Chat Ka Bahut Shoken Tha

Kisne mujhko sada di bata kaun hai

Kisne Mujhko Sada Di Bata Kaun Hai
Ae Hawa Tere Ghar Mein Chipa Kaun Hai
Barishon Mein Kisi Ped Ko Dekhna
Shaal Odhe Hue Bheegta Kaun Hai
Khushbuon Mein Nahayi Hui Shakh Per
Phool-Sa Muskurata Hua Kaun Hai
Main Yahan Dhoop Mein Tap Raha Hoon Magar
Voh Paseene Mein Dooba Hua Kaun Hai
Dil Ko Pathar Hue Ik Zamana Hua
Is Makaan Mein Magar Bolta Kaun Hai
Aasmano Ko Humne Bataya Nahi
Doobti Sham Mein Doobta Kaun Hai
Tum Bhi Majboor Ho, Hum Bhi Majboor Hain
Bewafa Kaun Hai, Baawafa Kaun Hai
– Bashir Badr

Dekho koi wada na karo bhool jaoge

Dekho Koi Wada Na Karo Bhool Jaoge
Mujhe Yaad Jyada Na Karo Bhool Jaoge
Jab Aao To Kar Lena Gile Sikwe Saare
Abhi Se Irada Na Karo Bhool Jaoge…

Raste mein mili mujhe larki ik din

Raste Mein Mili Mujhe Larki Ik Din
Bohat Hi Sunder Lagi Mujhe
Naam Pata Jab Maine Puchha
Zor Se Sandal Lagi Mujhe
Maine Kaha Jee Teher To Jaaiye
Sandal Apni Lete Jaaiye
Yaan Main Hi Ghar Pe De Jaunga
Naam Pata Bas Dete Jaaiye
Unho Ne Kaha Ye Tum Hi Pehno
Balon Ke Gajre,Zever Mein Khil Lo
Agar Yeh Bhi Kam Par Jaaen
To Jake Mere Shohar Se Mil Lo
Yaaron Ab Phir Mein Kya Karta
Ghar Ko Bhaaga Girta Chalta
Theek Hui Jo Sans Phul Gayi
Aur Phir Meri Neend Khul Gayi

Aao sikhao tumhe ande ka funda ye

Aao Sikhao Tumhe Ande Ka Funda
Ye Nahi Pyare Koi Mamuli Banda
Ek Anda Chara Pahar Per Niche Kuda Ke Shayad Main Mar Jao
Lekin Wo Bach Gaya Or Aasman Se Aawaz Aayi
Jako Rakhe Saiya Maar Sake Na Koi
Ab Wo Phir Chada Or Niche Koodh Gaya
Aaise Usne 5 6 Bar Kiya
Lekin Wo Phir Chada Or Niche Koodh Kaya
Is Bar Wo To Gaya
Pata Hai Kyu Use Over Confident Ho Gaya Tha

Unki khushbu bas gayi hai saanso me

Unki khushbu bas gayi hai saanso me is kadar;
Khoya rehta hu main har ghadi har pehar;
Itne karib aaye the wo mere dil ke us pal me;
Meri mohabbat pe hone laga tha ek ajnabi sa asar

Tumhari belt ke daayre se kamar na

Tumhari Belt Ke Daayre Se
Tumhari Kamar Na Barhne Pae,
Chaati Hardam Aage Rahe Pet Se
Jhukna Chaaho Gar Kabhi
To Ye Boree Aade Na Aae, (Boree= Tummy)

Tera sms jab mobile pe aata nahi

Tera Sms Jab Mobile Pe Aata Nahi Tha,
Mera Mobile Suna Tha Par Itna Nahi Tha.
Email Bhej Kar Hi Main Karta Tha Baatein,
Mobile Pe Incoming Outgoing Free Nahi Tha.

Mobile Ne Mujhe Disconnected Hi Rakha
Jab Yahoo Pe Tha Disconnected Nahi Tha.
Sms Send Receive Karne Ke Khel Main
Mobile Ka Bill High Hoga Yeh Socha Nahi Tha.
Suna Hai Band Kar Diya Usne Mobile Apna,
Uske Mobile Pe Koi Call Karta Nahi Tha.

My eyes miss u love feels hand

My Eyes Miss U
My Love Feels U
My Hand Need U
My Mind Calls U
My Heart Just 4 U
My Life Is U
I’ll Die Without U
I Love You
U Know Asa Meri Mummy Mujhe Bolti Hain

Its a joke as long you laugh

It’s a joke; as long as you laugh on it
it’s a hope, as long as you count on it.
It’s nothing but a simple illusion
As long as you do not step on it.
It would take him a moment
to make you believe the lie- that he loves you
but believe me, your entire lifetime will be less
to live the lie through.
Cause, whenever you will see with your eyes
your eyes will see what you want
you can easily leave everything for him, but actually, he can’t!
– Rayana

Betaab se rehte hain teri yaad mein

Betaab Se Rehte Hain Teri Yaad Mein Aksar
Raat Bhar Nahi Sote Teri Yaad Mein Aksar
Jism Mein Dard Ka Bahana Sa Bana Kar
Hum Toot Ke Rote Hain Teri Yaad Mein Aksar…

Ishq telephone per kaarobaar kya nahi hota

Ishq Telephone Per Kaarobaar Telephone Per
Kya Nahi Hota Mere Sarkaar Telephone Per
Hadh To Yeh Hai Ke Raat Operation Kara Ke Chal Diya
Doctor Sahab Se Ek Mareez Telephone Per

Woh gori hai uski zulfe hain kali

Woh Gori Hai Uski Zulfe Hain Kali
Wo Pari Hai Ya Pariyo Ki Rani
Uski Har Baat Hai Nirali
Par Kya Karu Yaaro Wo Larki Kisi
Aur Ne Pata Li

Thaam lo baahe meri o mere sajna

Thaam Lo Baahe Meri O Mere Sajna
Kya Khata Hai Meri Ye Bta Mere Sajna
Pyar Hi Hai Dil, Pyar Hi Hai Pooja
Aap Bina Ek Pal Bhi Hai Jina Mushkil
Chandni Waha Chand Hai Jaha
Hum Hai Waha Aap Hai Jaha
Bitha Nigah Me Teri O Mere Sajna…
– Shikha