Tum itni pyaari ho ke tumhe palkon

Tum Itni Pyaari Ho Ke
Tumhe Palkon Par Bithaa Rakhaa Hain
Tum Itni Pyaari Ho Ki,
Tumhe Palkon Par Bithaa Rakhaa Hain
Tum Geer Naa Pado Isliye Chashma Lagaa Raka Hain

Dhobi ka kutta leke bhaga malik jutta

Dhobi Ka Kutta
Leke Bhaga Malik Ka Jutta
Nikal Pada Jungle Ki Side
But He Reached Beside
Jungle Ki Ghat
Socha Char Banunga
Aur Khaunga Chaat
Par Khayi Laat Kyonki In The Ghaat
Rahta The Magarmachon Ki Jaat
Pehle Hi Sec Mein Nikaal Feinka Usko
Nikal Pada Woh Wapas Ghar Ko
Malik Ne Bola Nikal Ja
Kutta Bola Yeh Dhobi Ka Kutta Na Ghar Na Ghaat Ka
Kya Kare Bechara
Tabhi Mucipality Ka Aadmi Mila
Tees Rupe Ka Inam Hai Bola
Aadha Tera
Aadha Mera
Vichar Karne Par Pasand Aya
Kutte Khoob Kamaya
Is Se Humein Yeh Seekh Milti Hai
Is Kutte Ki Tarh Kabhi Bhi Mauka Gavana Nahin Chaiye
Cauz Maut Aur Mauka Ek Hi Baar Ate Hain

Zist imtihan hai koi khail nahi mandhi

Zist Imtihan Hai Koi Khail Nahi
Mandhi Jo Chadh Jaye Ishq Woh Bail Nahi
Main Hoon Naram Aur Woh Garm
Un Ka Aur Mera Koi Mail Nahi
Khloos Miltaa Hai Bahut Mehnge Damon
Kisi Bazar Main Ais Ki Koi Sail Nahi
Nishana Le Sakoon Kisi Hasina Ke Dil Ka
Mere Paas Aisi Koi Gholail Nahi
Pis Chuka Asgher -E- Nadan Ais Qadar Sitam Main
Ab Ain Tilon Main Koi Tail Nahi

1 ae ji 2 o 3 sunte

1. Ae Ji
2. O Ji
3. Sunte Ho Ji
4. (Name) Ke Papa
5. Darling
6. Suniye Ji
7. Maine Kaha Sunte Ho
Main Kiya Kitthe Mar Gaya Satt Awajaan Mariyaan Sunda Ki Nahi
Hun To Aavenga Ya Main Aawaan……….

Yeh kon meri kabar par aake muskraaya

Yeh Kon Meri Kabar Par Aake Muskraaya Diya,
Yeh Kon Meri Kabar Par Aake Muskraaya Diya,
Bizli Si Girri Us Ki Husssi Ki,
Kumwaqt Ne Saara Kafan Hi Jala Diya

Main keha tusi mitha aam ho coca

Main Keha Tusi Mitha Aam Ho Coca Cola Da Jam Ho Sir Dard Ka Balm Ho
Sab Kuch Badhiya Hai Bas Sms Nahi Karte Is Waaste Badnaam Ho.

Aik din achanah hi phone aa gaya

Aik Din Achanah Hi Phone Aa Gaya Us Ka
Lehje Ki Malamat Se Ho Raha Tha Sab Zahir
Ro Rahi Thi Shidat Se Ladkhadate Lafzon Se
Kar Rahi Thi Batain Woh Tum Kahan The Itne Din?
Roz Phone Karti Thi Baat Tum Se Kar Ni Hai
Jo Bahut Zaroori Hai Khush Nahi Hoon Main Bhi Kuch
Pyaar Tera Thukra Kar Sara Din Tadapti Hoon
Chain Hi Nahi Milta Jagti Hoon Shab Bhar Main
Neend Hi Nahi Aati Jo Nahi Kaha Kal Tak
Aaj Tum Se Kehti Hoon Pyaar Tum Se Karti Hoon
Main Ne Phir Kaha Us Se Main Na Kehta Tha Tum Se
Aik Din Tu Aana Hai Lot Kar Tumhain Wapis
Kaise Tum Bina Mere Zindagi Guzaro Gi
Zinda Tu Raho Gi Par Zindagi Na Ho Gi Woh
Aik Aik Lemhe Main Yaad Meri Aaye Gi
Doosri Taraf Se Phir Qehqeha Sa Aaya Aik
Aur Woh Kehne Lagi Tum Bhi Kitne Pagal Ho
Jante Nahi Itna Aaj ‘First April’ Hai

Kuch left hand side baithi hain right

Kuch Left Hand Side Baithi Hain
Kuch Right Hand Side Baithi Hain
Magar Jin Pe Hume Maarni Hai Try,
Usne To Haathon Mein Hocky Hui Hai Uthaayi,
Dekh Lenge,Chodoenge Nahi Kal Maar Lenge Try,
Agar Vo Pat Gayi To Theek Hai,
Warna Aashqi Mein To Zutte Bhi Lagte Hain Mithaayi

This dog is a good way to

This Dog, Is Dog, A Dog, Good Dog, Way Dog, To Dog, Keep Dog,
An Dog, Idiot Dog, Busy Dog, For Dog, 20 Dog, Seconds Dog! .
Now Read Without The Word Dog

A rabbit and lion entered restaurant sat

A Rabbit And A Lion Entered A Restaurant And Sat
Together At A Table. I Will Have A Bowl Of Hay And A
Side Order Of Carrots, The Rabbit Told The
Waiter.Waiter: And What Will Ur Friend Have?rabbit:
Nothing.Waiter: Isnt He Hungry? Rabbit: If He Were
Hungry, Wud I Be Sitting Here??

Barbaad mohabbat ki dua saath liyeja yeh

Barbaad Mohabbat Ki Dua Saath Liyeja,
Yeh Kaam Na Aaye Toh Dawaa Sath Liyeja;
Sardi Mein Sukadne Ki Nahi Koi Zarurat,
Hai Coat Jo Deemak Se Chata Saath Liyeja;

Tum Meri Razaai Ko Yaheen Chod Ke Jana,
Maike Ka Jo Kambal Hai Phata Saath Liyeja;
Hain Paanch Toh Bacche Tere Amma Hi Ke Gharmein,
Baaki Jo Bacha Hai Yeh Chata Saath Liyeja;
Shaadi Mein Tumhe Bhai Ko Dena Hai Jo Joda,
Pyjame Ka Rakkha Hai Patta Saath Liyeja.

Teen bandar zoo se bhag gaye ek

Teen Bandar Zoo Se Bhag Gaye,
Ek Bandar Pizza Khate Hue Pakda Gaya,
Dusra Burger Kha Raha Tha,
Aur Teesra Bander Bade Dhyan Se Yeh Sher Padh Raha Tha!!

Chhod kar main taash aadhi shab mein

Chhod Kar Main Taash, Aadhi Shab Mein Jab Uthney Lagaa
Yaar Boley, “Bhaabi Tum Par Zulm Karti Hai Bahut
Mard Ho Tum Ya Ho Chohey?” Main Ne Ye Sun Kar Kahaa
“Mard Hoon Kyon Ke Wo Choohey Se To Darti Hai Bahut

Jiya bekarar hai ayl bahar aja more

Jiya Bekarar Hai,
Ayl Bahar Hai,
Aja More Sajna,
Tera Intazar Hai,
2005′s Girl
Jiya Bekarar Hai,
Ayl Bahar Hai,
Aja More Sajna,
Verna Dusra Tayyar Hai !

Dil ki raahon ke yaar ho tum

Dil Ki Raahon Ke Yaar Ho Tum
Mahoobat Ki Fizeo Ke Behar Ho
Tummeri Dubti Nav Ki Patwar Ho Tum
Bus Itna Bata Do Ki Kis Pagal Kahane Se Frar Ho Tum

Dear friend when i ask u flower

Dear Friend,
When I Ask U Flower,
U Give Me Bouquet
When I Ask U A Stone
U Give Me A Statue
When I Ask U A Feather
U Give Me Peacock
Are U Really Deaf ?

Kabhi moongfali kathal khilati kash koi alka

Kabhi Moongfali Kabhi Kathal Khilati
Kash Koi Alka Mujhe Bhi Pata-Ti
Main Badaam Deta, Woh Chuhare Lati
Mai Usko Khilata, Woh Mujhko Khilati
Bat Humari Kuch Aise Ban Hi Jati
Kash Koi Alka Mujhe Bhi Pata-Ti
Pahadi Aalo Tohfe Main Deta
Himachal Se Laya Hun Sath Kahta
Bhindi Ko Kahta Anguli Hai Teri
Khane Ke Bad Jise Chat-Ta Rahta
Sunti To Tamatar Sa Lal Ho Jati
Kash Koi Alka Mujhe Bhi Pata-Ti
Teri Yadon Ke Belan Hai Mujhko Padte
Teri Ahat Jaise Do Bartan Ho Khatkte
Kadoo Sa Hai Hoobhoo Tera Chehra
Tinde Se Tere Do Naina Chamkte
Sun Ke Tarifen Bhaav Apne Badhati
Kash Koi Alka Mujhe Bhi Pata-Ti

Siskate huye tere haathon ki kalayi ko

Siskate Huye Tere Haathon Ki Kalayi Ko
Tere Boyfriend Ne Chuaa Hai…
Siskate Huye Tere Haathon Ki Kalayi Ko
Tere Boyfriend Ne Chuaa Hai…
Jaise Uske Dil Ki Dhadkan Pooch Rahi Ho
Didi Time Kya Hua Hai

Zik8217r jab qayamat ka hota hai tab

Zik’r Jab Qayamat Ka Hota Hai
Tab Jalwo Ki Teri Baat Hoti Hai
Talaab Jab Rooh-E-Sharab Ki Hoti Hai
Teri Ankhoon Ki Baat Hoti Hai

Raat Ke Andher Ki Baat Jab Hoti Hai
Teri Ghani Zulfo Ka Zik’r Chir Jata Hai
Baat Jab Ghulab Ki Khubsurti Ki Hoti Hai
Tere Honto Ki Baat Shuru Ho Jati Hai
Ayee Mere Sanam Kya Hai Tujh Mei Ase Khuubi
Ke Tareef Jab Kisi Chez Ki Hoti Hai Zik’r Tera Bech Mei Aajata Hai

Miyan chhuttan bane dulha sitara ho toh

Miyan Chhuttan Bane Dulha, Sitara Ho Toh Aisa Ho…
Bandha Hai Kya Hasin Chehra… Nazara Ho Toh Aisa Hoo.
Jo Unki Ban Gayi Dulhan Hui Allah Ko Pyari..
Hui Hai Panchvi Shadi …. Kunwara Ho Toh Aisa Ho…

Is kader hum apko chahte hai ki

Is Kader Hum Apko Chahte Hai Ki,
Duniya Wale Dekhkar Jal Jate Hai.
Yu To Hum Sabeko Ullu Banate Hai,
Lakin Aap Thoda Jaldi Ban Jaate Hai

Som and sheela went for skiing brought

Som And Sheela Went For Skiing, Som Brought Along A Big Thermos.
Sheela Had Never Seen One,So She Asked What It Was.
Som: Its A Thermos.The Shopkeeper Told Me Its Used For Keeping
Hot Things Hot And Cold Thingscold.
Sheela: Thats Great! What Do U Have In It? Som: 3
Coffees And An Ice-Cream.

Dil ke arman ansuo me beh gaye

Dil Ke Arman Ansuo Me Beh Gaye,
Hum Gali Me The Gali Me Reh Gaye…
Light Chali Gayi,
Jo Baat Unse Kehni Thi Wo Unki Mummy Se Keh Gaye….

Tamanna hi hamare liye khushi lati hai

Tamanna Hi Hamare Liye Khushi Lati Hai
Tamanna Hi Hamare Liye Gum Lati Hai
Jo Bhi Hai Par Kahi Na Kahi Tamanna Hi Jingi Jilati Hai..
To Phir Tamanna Kyun Chhodna??

Dating karne ke liye hi tum karti

Dating Karne Ke Liye Hi Tum Karti Ho Chatting
Papa _tumhare Dekh Lenge To Tumhare Gaal Pe Kar Denge Batting.
Ghar Se Gayab Hui Tum Lekar Padai Ka Bahana
Cafe Me Aakar Baithi Ho Kya Ghar Nahi Jaana
Bhej Raha Hoon Ye Sayariyan Apna Time Waste Karke
Bhej Na Dena Kisi Aur Ko Tum Cut , Copy, Paste Karke

Hye yaad hai hum pehle kabhi mile

Hye Yaad Hai Hum Pehle Kabhi Mile The,
Train Rukhi Khidki Khuli Nazro Se Nazre Mili,
Aur Aapne Hume Kahan Ki,
Bagwan Ke Naam Pe Kuch De De Baba!

U have good style class looks face

U Have Good Style..
U Have Good Class..
U Have Good Looks..
U Have Good Face..
U Have Good Charm..
Oops Sorry Boss Galat No. Per Bhej Diya.

Deewaano se yeh mat poochho diwaano pe

Deewaano Se Yeh Mat Poochho
Diwaano Pe Kyaa Guzri Hai
Deewaano Se Yeh Mat Poochho
Diwaano Pe Kyaa Guzri Hai
Diwaangee Ki Saari Masti Abhi Abhi Biwi Se Jootey Kha Ke Utri Hai

Shadi se pahale hero no 1 ke

Shadi Se Pahale: Hero No. 1
Shadi Ke Baad: Coolie No. 1
Shadi Se Pahale: Meine Pyar Kiya
Shadi Ke Bad: Yeh Meine Kya Kiya

Apni hathon ki lakiron main saja le

Apni Hathon Ki Lakiron Main Saja Le Mujh Ko
Apni Desi Se Seting Kar Wade Mujh Ko
Chand Mod Doon Ga Suraj Ko Phore Doonga
To Haan Kar Pehli Wali Chod Doon Ga

Jahan dekho wahan himesh sunai deta hai

Jahan Dekho Wahan Himesh Sunai Deta Hai..
Aur Apna Yeh Dimag Din Bhar Dhulai Sehta Hai…
Rickshaw, Bus, Car Aur Na Jaane Kahan Kahan Se Awaaz Aati Hai..
Mere Zindagi Ka Sukh Chain Uda Le Jaati Hai..
Suna Hai Abhi To Uski Kaafi Films Aur Aane Waali Hain..
Bhagwan Jaane Himesh Ki Naak Aur Kya Sunakar Kahar Dhane Wali Hai..
Kiye Honge Hum Ne Paap Pichle Janam Main Zaroor..
Tabhi To Roz Char Baar Sunte Hain..”Tera Tera Tera Suuroooor” !!!!

Dekhne mein leg raha hon bess ka

Dekhne Mein Leg Raha Hon Bess Ka
Ho Geya Hoon Is Bars Chaliess Ka
Souchta Hoon Shadi Kar Ke Dekh Loon
Aik Din Merna Hai Mer Ke Dekh Loon
Biwi Lane Hai Mujay Wo Chanth Kar
Rakh Sakon Ghir Mein Jisay Daanth Kar
Jisam Is Ka Bad Mein Pooley Nahi
Jab Chale Seede Rahe Jhuke Nahi
Kum Say Kum Sir Ke Baal Tu Seeday Ho
Aankhie Nele Our Kalee Baal Ho
Jeeb Ous Key Baap Ke Khalee Na Ho
Bap Maa Kalee Hoon Wo Kalee Na Ho
Her Taraf Say Chahe Heavy Weight Ho
Oumer Kum Ho Kum Zuban Kum Paitt Ho
Baat Karti Ho Hamesha Pyar Say
Nurs Jaisay Karti Hai Baymaar Say
Bheine Chahe Jitne Hon Bhai Na Ho
Radio,Tv Per Wo Aaiye Na Ho
Aik Taraf Chadar Latkati Na Ho
West Open Kapre Silwati Na Ho
Ho Ghazal Lambe Se Sukan Mota Sa Ho
Shair Waznee Kafia Chota Sa Ho
Biwi Is Surat Ke Mujko Chaieye
Ho Nazar Mein Koi To Farmeye

Hamari khushi to ek chhoti si cigrate

Hamari Khushi To Ek Chhoti Si Cigrate Main,
Do Kas Liye Ki Bus Hum To Khush,
Hamari Khushi To Chay Ke Ek Pyale Main,
Do Gunt Liye Ki Bus Hum To Khush,
Yaro Dosto Ki Mahefil Main Do Gane Gaye,
Ki Bus Hum To Khush,
Aapki Absens Main Apke Gun Gaye,
Ke Bus Hum To Khush

Kash mein teray desktop ka icon hota

Kash Mein Teray Desktop Ka Icon Hota
Tu Baray Pyar Say Chahowo Say Baray Maan Kay Sath
Mujhe Ko Deeray Say Double Click Kiya Karti
Aur Win 98 Kay Cool Taskbar Per
Jab Khabi Mujh Ko Add Kiya Karti
Mein Teray Ahsan Talay Doob Sa Jata…
Jab Khabi Mood Mein Akar Esay He Mujhe Select Kiya Karti
Mein Teray Click Ki Waja Say Neela Sa Ho Jata
Jab Bi Tu Meri Properties Dekha Karti
Mein Ike Window Kay Saharay Tuj Say Kaee Baatein Karta
Teri Lafzoon Ko Teray Chehray Ko Takta Rehta
Ghar Tu Khabi Jo Mujhe Recycle Bin Mein Daalti
Mein Apni Bichari Kismaat Per Ahsoo Bahata
Mein Teray Desktop Per Drag Hota Rehta.
Khabi Line Up Khabi Auto Arrange Hota Rehta
Kuch Nahi Tu Recycle Bin Ka He Icon Hota.
Kash Mein Teray Haseen Desktop Ka Icon Hota
Kash Mein Teray Haseen Desktop Ka Icon Hota
Jab Bi Tu Meri Properties Dekha Karti
Mein Ike Window Kay Saharay Tujh Say Kayee Baatein Karta
Teri Lafzoon Ko Teray Chehray Ko Takta Rehta.
Kash Mein Teray Haseen Desktop Ka Icon Hota
By Asif Habib

Hotho se jo choo liya ehsaas aab

Hotho Se Jo Choo Liya,
Ehsaas Aab Tak Hai,
Aankhe Nam Hai, Aur Sanso Mein Aag Aab Tak Hain…
Aur Kyo Na Ho… Khayi Bhi To ‘Hari Mirchi…’-Hai…

Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata

Tum Paas Hot To Tujhpe Pyar Aata Hai,
Tum Door Ho To Tera Intezaar Satata Hai.
Kya Kahe Is Dil Ki Haalat Ki,
Tujhe Yaad Kar Karke Hume Bukhaar Ho Jaata Hai.

Jalate hai bade shauk se dilon main

Jalate Hai Bade Shauk Se Dilon Main “Saccha_pyar”…
Ek Din Khathm Ho Jata Hai Iska Wajood Jal Jal Ke Yaar…
Sacccha_(‚¯‚Â¥‚¯)_pyar—‚»(Sirf Khwabon Ki Duniya..)

Hamne jab aapni ishq ka afsana duniya

Hamne Jab Aapni Ishq Ka Afsana Duniya Ko Sunaya,To Logo Ne Pucha..
Aap Unke Dil Me,Ya Wo Aap Ke Dil Me Rehte Hain?……
Hamne Kaha ,Kya Fark Padta Hai Isme!!!………
Parwana Shama Par Gire,Ya Shama Parwana Par!,
Dono Hi Surat Me Parwana Hi To Jalte Hain!

Aaj tha mai aabhi bus me baitha

Aaj Tha Mai Aabhi Bus Me Baitha….
Bus Ko Raste Me Traffic Wale Ne Roka…..
Bus Ka Driver Uter Ker Bola…
Oye Chotu La Sahabji K Liye Tu Cocacola……
Inspector Bola Na Dilha Tu Mujhe Aaj Coka Cola…..
I Am Insperter Mr Bhola……..
Bhara Hua Hai Aaj Mera Jhola…..
Aaj Mai Chalan Ker Aapna Farz Nibhaunga……..
Waise To Leta Hu Tujhse 100-200 Aaj 2000 Ka Chalan Banayunga….

Phirta raha dili mein magar dil wali

Phirta Raha Dili Mein,
Magar Dil Wali Nahi Milli
Marta Tha Jiski Yaad Mein
Who Ghar Wali Nahi Milli.
Who Aye Meri Kabra Pe Diya Bhuja Gaye
Baki Jo Tel Bacha Tha Who Sar Pe Lage Gaye

Is jami se lekar us aasman tak

Is Jami Se Lekar Us Aasman Tak
Is Jami Se Lekar Us Aasman Tak
Is Jami Se Lekar Us Aasman Tak
Is Jami Se Lekar Us Aasman Tak
Hawa Hi Hawa Hai

Problems shuro hui to aayi ammi ki

Problems Shuro Hui To Aayi Ammi Ki Yaad
Beach Probelem Ke Abba Ki Aayi Yaad
Abhi To University‚  Ke Bhi Baqi Hain
Aayengi Yaad Nani Bhi Kuch Dinnon Ke Baad

Aaj tum kitni maasum lag rahi ho

Aaj Tum Kitni Maasum Lag Rahi Ho
Yaa Humare Dil Se Sharat Kar Rahi Ho
Aur Na Dekho Tum Gaur Se Aaina Itna
Aise Toh Tum Humari Wife Kam
Girl Friend Jiyada Lag Rahi Ho.

Tere naam zindigi ki kahani kar di

Tere Naam Zindigi Ki Kahani Kar Di
Apna Bachpan Or Jawani Ker Di
Ab Aaya Burapa To‚  Kaha Chali Gai
Hum Se Aacha Tujhe Wo Kya Wo Dhobi Lagta Tha

Main shohar number 420 khirki se bahar

Main Shohar Number 420
Khirki Se Bahar Dekhta Hoon
Rang Birangi Ladkiyon Ko
Paas Se Guzarte Dekhta Hoon
Unke Shokh Kapde Unki Tight Jeans
Mujhe Jawani Ki Yaad Dilati Hain
Unka Chalne Ka Andaz Unki Patli Kamar
Mere Seene Ki Aag Bhadkati Hain
Wo Kehte Hain Yeh Teri Umar Nahi Ishq Karne Ki
Phir Kyun Ladkiyan Muhje Paas Bulati Hain
Wo Kehte Hain Tera Waqt Guzar Chuka
Phir Kyun Wo Meri Neendein Udati Hain
Main Shohar Number 420
Khdrki Se Bahar Deikhta Hoon
Mere Saamne Wali Chat Par
Ek Ladki Ko Khada Deikhta Hoon
Roz Chat Pe Wo Aati Hai
Apni Zulfon Ko Lehrati Hai
Uski Adaayen Deikh Kar
Kuch Karne Ko Jee Karta Hai
Uske Gulabi Honton Par
Aaj Marne Ko Jee Karta Hai
Ankhon Hi Ankhon Mein Isharon Se
Baat Karne Ko Jee Karta Hai
Wo Kehte Hain Yeh Kaam Chor De
Phir Kyun Khud Yehi Kaam Karte Hain
Wo Kehte Hain Biwi Ko Cheat Na Kar
Phir Kyun Khud Cheating Karte Hain
Main Shohar Number 420
Khirki Se Bahar Deikhta Hoon
Ladkiyon Se Bhari College Ki Bus
Jab Unhain Chor Ke Jaati Hai
Ek Ladki Jo Pados Mein Rehti Hai
Mere Saamne Aati Hai
Khud Ko Chandni Kehti Hai
Mujhe Uncle Bulati Hai
Aisi Pariyon Ko Deikh Kar
Bahar Jaane Ko Jee Karta Hai
Khidki Se Neeche Kood Kar
Hath Milane Ko Jee Karta Hai
Apni Biwi Ko Chor Kar
Bhaag Jaane Ko Jee Karta Hai
Wo Kehte Hain Uska Bhai Tandrust Hai Bohat
Phir Bhi Maar Khane Ko Jee Karta Hai
Wo Kehte Hain Ab Kuch Hath Nahin Aaye Ga
Phir Bhi Kuch Paane Ko Jee Karta Hai
Main Shohar Number 420
Khidki Se Bahar Deikhta Hoon

Apni khidki se unki khdki ka nazara

Apni Khidki Se Unki Khdki Ka Nazara
Yoonto Saaf Hi Nazar Aata Tha,
Ye Baat Or Hai Ke Nazrein, Kamjor Thi Apni
Or Chashma Hame Footi Aankh Na Bhaata Tha,

Appni bhi ekk wife ho colour jis

Appni Bhi Ekk Wife Ho
Colour Jis Ka Bright Ho
Lambi Jis Ji Height Ho
Jean’s Jis Ki Tight Ho
Weight Jis Ka Light Ho
Smile Jis Ki Wide Ho
Karti Bilkul Na Fight Ho
Har Kam Jis Ka Right Ho
Aisi Appni Wife Ho
Bas Pyar Jis Ki Diet Ho
Aisi Biwi Pa Kar
Appni Swarg Ki Flight Ho
Appni Bhi Ekk Wife Ho
Smile Jis Ki Wide Ho

Kya yaar tum bhi ajeeb ho mere

Kya Yaar Tum Bhi Ajeeb Ho, Mere Dil Ke Kitne Kareeb Ho,
Na Milte Ho, Na Sms Karte Ho, Kya Tum Mujhe Se Bhi Zayzda Garib Ho

Apni mohabat ka izhar karne wala hun

Apni Mohabat Ka Izhar Karne Wala Hun…
Chitthi Nahi Taar Karne Wala Hun …
Koi Haseena To Ab Ghas Dalti Hi Nahi
Koi Haseena To Ab Ghas Dalti Hi Nahi
Isi Liye Ek Budiya Se Ishq Karne Wala Hun

Plate main biscuts hai khaati kiyoon nahein

Plate Main Biscuts Hai Khaati Kiyoon Nahein
Paaet Main Baby Hain Batati Kiyoon Nahien
Aankhon Main Sharam Hain To Kiya
Dil Tera Naram Hain To Kiya
Badan Tera Chikna Hain To Kiya
Aaj Tujhe Khane Ka Man Hain Jaana
Aa Meri Machli Frypan Main Hain Tujh Jaaana

Sabarmati ke sant tooney kar diya kamaal

Sabarmati Ke Sant Tooney Kar Diya Kamaal
De Di Hamey Aazaadi Bina Khadag Bina Dhaal
Par Ab Dekh Bapu Yahan Desh Ke Neta Karein Dhamaal
Naam Tera Le – Le Kar Khaa Jaayen Yeh Janta Ka Maal
Inkey Kaaran Garib Sookhtaa Jataa Hai Aur Janta Hui Behaal
Neta Ban Kar Chunaaw Jeet Kar Inkey Lal Ho Gaye Gaal
Tuney Mara Tha Woh Chhak Ke Daaw Ke Ghayal Thaa Firangee!
Bataa Kya Ho In Netaon Karoz Karen Jo Manavtaa Ko Nangee
Ek Baar Phir Aa Jaa Bapu Teri Phir Dikhlaza Chaal
Yeh Desh Jaa Raha Gart Mein Bapu Aakar Isey Nikaal

Ha to bacho kis ko pasand hai

Ha To Bacho Kis Kis Ko Pasand Hai
Wwe Zara Haath To Uthana
Hum Phir Se Ye Topic Shuru Kar Rahe Hai
Zara Unko To Batana