The pure Urdu name for condom:
Ghilaaf-e-auzaar-e-mazaa-e-mohabbat -e- bandish-e-izaafaa-e-nasal.
Kuch tamiz seekh lo.
Gubbaara gubbaara karte rehte ho.
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