Santa Ek Din Rat Ko 10-15 Gulaab Ke Phool Leke Ghar Aya
Jaisi Hi Biwi Ne Ye Dekha To Biwi Khushi Ke Maare Sare Kapde Utar Ke Nangi Hoke Bed Pe Let Gayi
Santa: “Kyu Sali, Ghar Mein Flowerpot Nahi Hai Kya?“
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- ye gulaab ka
(((‘))) ‘Â¥’ | Ye Gulaab Ka Phool Hmari Dosti Ki Nishani Hy. Is Phool Ko......
- Ek gulaab tha zara der ka koi
Ek Gulaab Tha Zara Der Ka kOi Khwab Tha, Jo Guzar Gaya Si Guzar Gaya......
- Ek gulaab sab kuch keh eta hai
Ek Gulaab Sab Kuch Keh Eta Hai Ek Kahani Ko Patton Pe Likh Deta Hai......
- Baagh mai hai chambeli to kal gulaab
Baagh Mai Hai Chambeli To Kal Gulaab Hoga! Baagh Mai Hai Chambeli To Kal Gulaab......
- Jis ko dekha gulaab ki surat ji
Jis Ko Dekha Gulaab Ki Surat Ji Raha Thaa Azaab Ki Surat Mujh Ko Padh......
- Aarzoo hai gulaab tak pahunchne ki toh
Aarzoo Hai Gulaab Tak Pahunchne Ki, Toh Kaanto Se Guzarna Zaruri Hai-Â… Chahte Ho Suraj......
- Hum aise aashiq hai jo gulaab ko
Hum Aise Aashiq Hai Jo Gulaab Ko Kamal Bana Denge Uski Har Ada Par Gazal......
- Mithi khushbu hai gulaab di asi v
Mithi Mithi Khushbu Hai Gulaab Di. Asi V Puchiye Tabeeyat Jnaab Di. Saanu V Sunao......
- Wo gul farosh kahaan ab gulaab kis
Wo Gul farosh Kahaan Ab Gulaab Kis Se Lun, Nahin Rahaa Meraa Saaqi Sharaab Kis......
- Woh gulaab hai teri yaad ka jo
Woh Gulaab Hai Teri Yaad Ka, Jo Rakhaa Huaa Hai Kitaab Me.N, Woh Tere Hii......
- Kal tak jo gulaab tere pyaar ko
kal tak jo gulaab tere pyaar ko mehkaya karta tha, aaj wo kisi kitab me......
- Vo gulfarosh kahaan ab gulaab kis se
vo gul_farosh kahaa.N ab gulaab kis se luu.N nahii.n rahaa meraa saaqii sharaab kis se......
- Gul ne gulshan men gulaab beja hai
Gul ne Gulshan men Gulaab beja hai…. Sitaroon ney asman se slaam beja hai…. Mubarik......
- Aj bagh may kali hai kal gulaab
Aj bagh may kali hai, kal gulaab ho ga Mujh se shadi karlo,tum ko sawab......
- Mil hi gya gulaab aakhiraa hisaab aakhir
Mil Hi Gya Gulaab Aakhir.Aa Hi Gya Hisaab Aakhir. Pehlaa Bulla To Sijde C Ho......
- Kaaten aaye kabhi gulaab jo bhi wo
Kaate.N Aaye Kabhi Gulaab Aaye Jo Bhi Aaye Wo Behisaab Aaye Rang Udh Jaaye Unke......
- Tere chahere ko gulaab likhta hu mai
Tere Chahere Ko “Gulaab” Likhta Hu Mai Ek Hasin Khwaab Likhta Hu. Jo Yaado Se......
- Kaash vo gulaab ka phool jo tumne
Kaash Vo Gulaab Ka Phool Jo Tumne Kabhi Diya Tha Sookhne Se Pehle Kho Gaya......
- Gulaab ko mat toro kanta lag jaega
Gulaab Ko Mat Toro Kanta Lag Jaega Larki Ko Mat Chairo Chanta Lag Jaega...
- Her aik zekhum ka chehra gulaab jaisa
Her Aik Zekhum Ka Chehra Gulaab Jaisa Hay Mager Yeh Jagta Menzer Bhi Khawab Jaisa......
- Aaj bagh main kali hai kal gulaab
Aaj Bagh Main Kali Hai, Kal Gulaab Ho Ga Mujh Se Shadi Karlo, Tum Ko......
- Gulaab maange hai na maahataab shaoor e fan
Gulaab maange hai na maahataab maange hai Shaoor-e-fan to lahoo kee sharaab mange hai Hawas......
- 1 khushbhu gulaab k sath thori c
1 Khushbhu Gulaab K Sath, Thori c Hansi Mazak K Sath, 1 Yaad Mulaqat K......
- W0 khaar hy shah e gulaab ki mannind
W0 khaar khaar hy Shah-e- Gulaab ki mannind main Zakhm zakhm hooN phir Bhi Galle......
- Tera apne rukh ko gulaab se woh
Tera Apne Rukh Ko Gulaab Se Woh Sehlana Aur Tere Husn Pe Gulaab Ka Who......
- Machal utha hy gulaab bikhrny ky liy
machal utha hy gulaab bikhrny ky liy apna ky andad qiyamt ‘tamashi… jainy kis lmhy......
- Tishnagi ab aab ho jaey katra gulaab
TISHNAGI AB AAB HO JAEY KATRA KATRA GULAAB HO JAEY TUM JO PILA DO APNAY......
- Larki k gaal pr gulaab maarny ka
‘Larki k Gaal pr Gulaab maarny ka response’ Englsh girl: U r 2 naughty sweet......
- Kise ne gulaab se poocha jab tumhe
Kise Ne Gulaab Se Poocha: Jab Tumhe Kisi Ne Toda Tab Dard Nhi Hua.? Gulaab:Hua,......
- Woh ikk chehra gulaab jaisa hai humarey
Woh Ikk Chehra Gulaab Jaisa Hai Humarey Liye Magar Saraab Jaisa Hai Iss Zindagi Say......
- Gulaab haath me hoaankh sitara ho koee
gulaab haath me ho,aankh me sitara ho koee wajood mohobbat kaa istaaraa ho kabhi kabhaar......
- Gulaab ki patiyon se zyada gulabi uskey
Gulaab Ki Patiyon Se Zyada Gulabi Uskey Hont Gulaab Ki Patiyon Se Zyada Gulabi Uskey......
- Phul bhi tum gulaab hussn shabaab nashaa
Phul Bhi Tum Gulaab Bhi Tum Hussn Bhi Tum Shabaab Bhi Tum Nashaa Bhi Tum......
- Ye gulaab maine banaya hain iskaa har
Ye Gulaab Maine Banaya Hain Iskaa Har Aakaar Maine Diyaa Hain Bade Pyaar Se Fir......
- Phule gulaab ka kharaab mat karo dill
Phule Gulaab Ka Kharaab Mat Karo Dill Hain Gharib Ka Inkaar Mat Karo...
- Agar gulaab ki hasrat liye bethe ho
Agar Gulaab Ki Hasrat Liye Bethe Ho To Kaantoin Ko V Dost Bnana Hoga Agar......
- Mehke shabaab ki baaten uski gulaab
Mehke Mehke Shabaab Ki Baaten Uski Baaten , Gulaab Ki Baaten Usko Khona Tha Baat......
- Badan mein aag sii cheharaa gulaab jaisaaa
Badan Mein Aag Sii Cheharaa Gulaab Jaisaaa Hai Ke Zahar-E-Gam Kaa Nashaa Bhii Sharaab Jaisaa......
- Choo leta gar tu gulaab hoti jawaab
Choo Leta Gar Tu Gulaab Hoti Jawaab De Deta Gar Tu Sawaal Hoti Nahi Rota......
- Hasta hua chehra tera gulaab ho jaye
Hasta Hua Chehra Tera Gulaab Ho Jaye, Tujhe Dekhu To Andheri Raat Bhi Chandni Raat......
- Banaa gulaab to kaante chubaa gaya ek
Banaa Gulaab To Kaante Chubaa Gaya Ek Shaks Hua Charaag To Ghar Hi Jalaa Gaya......
- Bana gulaab to kaantay chubhaa gaya ik
Bana Gulaab To Kaantay Chubhaa Gaya Ik Shakhs Hua Chiraagh To Ghar Hi Jala Gaya......
- Khizan ke mousam say gulaab maang raha
Khizan Ke Mousam Say Gulaab Maang Raha Hai Phir Apnay Liey Koi Azaab Maang Raha......
- Gulaab ki basti mein kanten hee shaan
Gulaab Ki Basti Mein Kanten Hee Shaan Se Jeete Hain Musibat Phoolon Pe Aati Ye......
- Gulaab ki kheti mein kanton se bachna
Gulaab Ki Kheti Mein, Kanton Se Bachna Aa Jata Hai. Fasal Ke Saath Khushboo, Ka......
- Ashiq hoon aapka phool gulaab
Ashiq hoon aapka Phool hoon gulaab ka chambeli ka nahi, Ashiq hoon apka, apki saheli......
- Itni nazuk si ho jaise pankhudiya gulaab
Itni nazuk si ho jaise pankhudiya gulaab ki dil darta hai tumko chhoone se bhi……......
- Rukhon ke chaand labon gulaab maange hai
ruKhoN ke chaaNd, laboN ke gulaab maange hai badan kii pyaas, badan kii sharaab maange......
- Patthar zehn gulaab nai hunday korey
Patthar zehn gulaab nai hunday, . . . Korey waraq kitaab nai hunday . .......
- Gulaab haath men ho aankh mein sitaaraa
Gulaab haath meN ho, aaNkh mein sitaaraa ho Koi wujood mohabbat ka iste’aaraa ho MaiN......
- Bana gulaab to kante chuba gaya ek
Bana gulaab to kante chuba gaya ek shakhas hoa chiraag to ghar hi jala gaya......
- Badan main aag si cheharaa gulaab jaisaa
badan main aag si cheharaa gulaab jaisaa hai ke zahar-e-gam kaa nashaa bhi sharaab jaisa......
- Gulaab ko zamaane me gulenayab kehte hain
‘Gulaab ko zamaane me gul_e_nayab kehte hain, salamat rahe wo shehar jis me aap rehte......
- Phool khusboo gulaab le chaly mast
Phool Khusboo Gulaab Le Chaly Mast Nazrein Sharaab Le Chaly Aaj Poochien Gen Saaqi Se......
- Ye gulaab maine banaya hain iskaa
Ye Gulaab Maine Banaya Hain Iskaa Har Aakaar Maine Diyaa Hain Bade Pyaar Se Fir......
- Bahot khoob surat ho gulaab jaisi naazuk
Bahot Khoob Surat Ho Gulaab Jaisi Ho Bahot Naazuk Ho Khwaab Jaisi Ho Honto Se......
- Champa chameli kyaa cheez hain gulaab ke
Champa Chameli Kyaa Cheez Hain Gulaab Ke Saamne… Aji Champa Chameli Kyaa Cheez Hain Gulaab......
- Halka gulaab shabnam ki sharaab zulf gaalon
Halka Gulaab, Shabnam Ki Sharaab, Zulf Gaalon Se Takraayi Thi Khwaab Nahi, Ek Khushbu Thi,......
- Maine tumhare liye kayee rangon ke gulaab
Maine Tumhare Liye Kayee Rangon Ke Gulaab Sanjon Ke Rakhe Hain Unko Indradhanush Ke Rangon......
- Uski khushbu gulaab ho jaise aakhe sharaab
Uski Khushbu Gulaab Ho Jaise, Uski Aakhe Sharaab Ho Jaise. Uski Baate Ho Jaise Gud......
- Phool khusboo gulaab le chaly mast nazrein
Phool Khusboo Gulaab Le Chaly Mast Nazrein Sharaab Le Chaly Aaj Poochien Gen Saaqi Se......
- Na gubaar mein gulaab mujhe dekhana mere
Na Gubaar Mein Na Gulaab Mein Mujhe Dekhana Mere Dard Ki Aab-O-Tab Mein Mujhe Dekhana......
- Pathar zehan gulaab nai hunday korey waraq
“Pathar zehan gulaab nai hunday, Korey waraq kitaab nai hunday Je ker laaiye yaari sajna,......
- Gulaab aankhen sharab ankhen yehi to hein
Gulaab Aankhen Sharab Ankhen, Yehi To Hein La-jawab Aankhen, Inhi Me Ulfat Inhi Me Nafrat......
- Suhaag raatain theen gulaab sa8217atain sahaab baatain
Suhaag Raatain Theen Gulaab Sa’atain Theen Sahaab Baatain Theen Qadam Qadam Khushi Chun Rahe The......
- A man to Santa:
A man to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home. Santa rushes......
- Santa went to see a gal for
Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for......
- Santa went to see a gal for
Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for......
- Teacher to Santa :
Teacher to Santa : Es line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta......
- Santa ke 20 sal bad bacha hua.
Santa ke 20 sal bad bacha hua. Wo udash ho gaya. Banta : Yaar udash......
- Santa ke 20 sal bad bacha hua
Santa ke 20 sal bad bacha hua. Wo udash ho gaya. Banta : Yaar udash......
- Aplication by santa:
Aplication by santa: Dear sir, Sasriyakal, my wife is ill as there is no other......
- Santa what is another difference between a
Santa: WHat is another difference between a mosquito and a fly? ? ? ? ?......
- Q why did santa sing take off
Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT......
- Santa among my 4 sons 3
Santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers Frnd:4th? Santa : Useles,Dnt Study, Becam......
- Santa what is the weather like
Santa: What is the weather like ? Banta: I do not know it is so......
- Santa singh will this bus take me
Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar?? ? ? ? ? ? ?......
- Santa should i buy tickets for my
Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children.? Conductor: Yes! Only If They Are Above......
- Santa tum is office ma kub se
SaNtA tUM Is oFFiCe Ma kUb sE kAM kR rAhE hO ? BaNtA : JUb......
- Can i have your picture so santa
Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy......
- Santa looking at himself in the mirror
Santa looking at himself in the mirror, "I have seen this man somewhere". After half......
- Santa raping a gal in car a
Santa raping a gal in car. A cop came & said: What are you doing?......
- Santa is so rich he has two
Santa is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty?......
- Santa i have swallowed a key
Santa: I have swallowed a key. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 months back! Doctor: What were......
- Santa v need a bridge in our
Santa- V Need A Bridge In Our Village. Minister- How,There Is No River In Ur......
- How did santa tried to kill a
How did santa tried to kill a bird?? He took it to the top of......
- Santa had a dream in which someone
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank......
- Santa had a dream in which someone
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank......
- Santa i have swallowed a kay
Santa: I have swallowed a kay. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 months back! Doctor: What were......
- Can i have your picture so santa
Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy......
- Can i have your picture so santa
Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy......
- Santa ne bus me ek ladki ko
Santa ne bus me Ek Ladki ko ched Diya. Ladki-Tumhre Ghar me Maa Behen Nahi......
- Can i have your picture so santa
Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy......
- Santa Suffering From Constipation,
Santa Suffering From Constipation, Sitting On ToiLet Seat: Oooonh, Oooooooooonh, Ooooh.. Nee Aja Kambakhat Mein......
- Taxi driver to Santa
Taxi driver to Santa: sardarji petrol khatam ho gaya hai gaddi aage nahin ja sakati.......
- Lady to inspector Santa
Lady to inspector Santa : My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he......
- It was Santa’s wedding anniversary.
It was Santa’s wedding anniversary. Preeto : Shall we have butter chicken to celebrate? Santa......
- Santa was fucking a henhen puk
Santa was fucking a HEN, Hen – Puk Puk, Pakaaank Pakaaank Pakaaank, Santa – Ssshh….chup......
- Santa waiting at bus stop in uk
Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women. When bus arrived, conductor......
- Santa on phone maa khushkhabri hai
Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai! Maa: Bolo beta. Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho......
- Santa singh got up in the middle
Santa Singh got up in the middle of the night to answer the telephone. “Is......
- Teacher to santa where were you born
Teacher to santa: where were you born? Santa: Thiruvananthapuram Teacher: can u spell it? Santa......
- Tourist whose skeleton is that santa
Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That? Santa: Tipu Sultan?s Skeleton. Tourist: And Smaller Skeleton Next To......
- Santa was walking thru d forest
Santa Was Walking Thru D Forest He Saw Snake Hanging On D Tree. Santa: Sirf......
- Why did santa keep the door open
Why did santa keep the door open while bathing? Because he was afraid that someone......
- A question from santa to bill
A Question From Santa To Bill Gates: ?Sir, How Is It That Your Name Is......
- Santa do you know english banta yes
Santa: Do You Know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok!Then Tell What Is The Opposite Of......
- Mrs santa dont like to eat green
Mrs. Santa Don’t Like To Eat Green Grass But, Mr. Santa Likes.. Why??? . .......
- Santa apni gf ko i love
Santa apni GF ko I love u kehta aur gir jata. Girl: Yeh kya kar......
- Girl will u marry me santa
Girl: Will u marry me? Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti......
- Santa was caught for speeding and went
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What?ll you take......
- Santa soch raha hu ki usa
Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun, Kitna Paisa Lagega? Banta : Kuch......
- Santa do you know english banta
Santa: Do you know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite......
- Santa phoned his wife i am not
Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of......
- Santa se puchha ki tum next janam me
Santa Se Puchha Ki-?Tum Next Janam Me Kya Ban?na Pasand Karoge? Srdr-?A Cockroach? Why? Bcoz......
- Santa se puchha ki tum next janam me
Santa Se Puchha Ki-?Tum Next Janam Me Kya Ban?na Pasand Karoge? Srdr-?A Cockroach? Why? Bcoz......
- Santa they were married for 25 years
Santa: They were married for 25 years and still in Love. Banta: How? Santa: HE......
- Santa ki amma mar gyi 1 admi
Santa Ki Amma Mar Gyi. 1 Admi Bola-Amma Mujhe Le Jati 2-4 Or Bole-Amma Hume......
- Santa invested 2 lakhs in a
Santa Invested 2 Lakhs In A Business And Suffered Huge Losses. Do U Know What......
- Why did santa throw the butter out
Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see......
- Santa mom last night when i opened
Santa: Mom, last night when I opened the toilet door, the light went on itself.......
- Santa shouting 2 his gf quot
Santa Shouting 2 His GF " U Said V Will Do Register Marriage And U......
- Santa beer bar ch ro riha c bar
Santa: Beer-Bar ch ro riha c. Bar owner: Kyon ro rahe ho? SANTA: Oye ki......
- Santa goes for a interview the post
SANTA goes for a interview for the post of a DETECTIVE. Interviewer Asked- WHO KILLED......
- Santa amp banta sending sms 2 their
Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko......
- Santa 2 banta yar ye t0u morning
SanTA 2 BaNta YaR Ye t0u MoRnInG MorNiNg bukS OThA K KaHA Ja rAhA Hai?......
- Santa bhaisahab time kya hua man
Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua? Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain! Santa: Sala, subah se......
- Santa ask banta why r u watching
Santa Ask Banta: Why R U Watching The Funeral By Binocular. . . ? Banta......
- Santa was caught for speeding and went
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What"ll you take......
- Santa to banta i dont have an
Santa to Banta: I don’t have an internet connection at home. Can you please copy......
- Santa and banta went for a drive
Santa and Banta went for a drive. Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are......
- Santa quotgod if you give me 100
Santa: "God, if you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple".......
- Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho
Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi. Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?......
- Santa singh sent his bio data to
Santa Singh sent his bio data to America to apply for a post in Microsoft.......
- Santa my dad was an extremely brave
Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion"s cage. Banta:......
- Santa my mother in law was bitten by a
Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog! Banta: Oh! That...
- Pappu dad what is an idiot santa
Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot? Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to......
- Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho
Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi. Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?......
- Girl will u marry me santa
Girl: Will u marry me? Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti......
- Santa waiting at bus stop in uk
Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women. When bus arrived, conductor......
- Santa do you know english banta
Santa: Do you know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite......
- Santa apni gf ko i love
Santa apni GF ko I love u kehta aur gir jata. Girl: Yeh kya kar......
- Santa banta sending sms 2 their
Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko......
- Santa look a thief has entered our
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I......
- Santa jab mai mar jaun to samne
Santa: Jab mai mar jaun to samne wali family ko zaroor bulana. Banta: Kyun??? Santa:......
- Santa why are you heating the knife
Santa: Why are you heating the knife. Banta: To do suicide. Santa: But why are......
- Santa was smoking in front of his
Santa was smoking in front of his father. . . Mother-oye papa k samne smoking......
- I never believed in santa claus because
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into......
- More than santa claus your sister knows
More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you’ve been bad and good. ~Linda SunshinePIH...
- An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa:......
- Santa & banta sit in a coffee house…
Santa & banta sit in a coffee house… 1st: “Jaldi pee yaar, coffee thandi ho......
- Santa call frm delhi 2 wife in
Santa call frm delhi 2 wife in Chandigarh. Servant picked phone. Santa-memsab se baat karvao!......
- Santa roj apni kichen me jatasugar box
Santa roj apni kichen me jata,sugar box kholta or band kar deta! Why ? Because......
- A small kid wrote 2 santa clause
A small kid wrote 2 Santa Clause, ?send me a brother.? Santa wrote back, ?send......
- A small kid wrote 2 santa clause
A small kid wrote 2 Santa Clause, ?send me a brother.? Santa wrote back, ?send......
- Santa 2 banta yar road cutting ki
Santa 2 Banta Yar Road Cutting Ki Tecnolgy Aye Ha . . Banta Kia ?......
- A small kid wrote 2 santa clause
A small kid wrote 2 Santa Clause, ?send me a brother.? Santa wrote back, ?send......
- Santa yaar uth bhukamp aa raha hai
Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai. Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar......
- Santa joined nasa after one month the
Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA......
- Santa giving exam while standing at the
Santa giving exam while standing at the door. A man asked "Why are you standing......
- Santa was drawing money from atm banta
Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line......
- Santa yaar a auratein sharab se
Santa- Yaar! A Auratein Sharab Se Nafrat Q Karati Hai? Banta- Islye Ki, Sharab Pine......
- Santa banta se tum ne mujhe subha
SAntA BAntA Se TuM Ne MuJhE SuBhA Se 2oo MiSs CA|Lz Di Ha KyOn ?......
- Santa falls in love with a nurse
Santa falls in love with a nurse… After much thinking, he finally writes a love......
- Santa aaj mera beta first class me
Santa: Aaj Mera Beta First Class Me Aaya.. Master: Very Gud.. Kisme Aaya?? Santa: ?RAJDHANI......
- Santa mobile me kuch mp3 load
Santa : Mobile me kuch mp3 load krna he Servicing Man : Memory card he?......
- Q a man asked santa quotakal badhi
Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? " A: Santa bola, "Pehle date......
- Once professor santa asked a plumber to
Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why? Because......
- Santa tum meri shadi me aaoge na
Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na? Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi ,Jo Musibat Ke......
- Santa my wife died yesterday im
Santa – My wife died yesterday.. I’m trying to cry but tears are not come......
- Nurse congrats santa ji aap papa ban
Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye. Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein......
- An englishman and santa inside the toilet
An englishman and santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa:......
- Just married santa with wife in movie
Just Married Santa With Wife In Movie Hall .. Jo Be Heroine Karegi , Tume......
- Santa amp banta were arrested after raping
Santa & Banta Were Arrested After Raping A Girl Both Were Called For Identification Parade.......
- Santa was in shopping store salesman
Santa Was In Shopping Store. Salesman: Sir Would U Like To Use A Pocket Calculator?......
- Santa and banta were walking suddenly
Santa And Banta Were Walking..! Suddenly Banta Said : Oh.. Look , A Dead Bird…......
- Santa was driving car zigzag and rashley
Santa was driving car zigzag and rashley..! Traffic cop caught him.. Santa- Sir im Learning......
- While walking in the highlands santa fell
While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole. Banta: R u ok?......
- Santa cheel ko english main kya
Santa : Cheel ko English main Kya Kehte Hain. Banta : Eagle Santa : Agar......
- Santa opened a petrol pump but not
Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?......
- Santa kal raat nu film vich ik
Santa: Kal Raat Nu Film Vich Ik Chudail Kade Mere Agge Kade Mere Piche Ghummi......
- Santa opened a college guess the name
Santa opened A College. Guess the Name of College? The Name of the the College......
- Santa joined nasa after one month the
Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA......
- Santa was drawing money from atm banta
Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line......
- An englishman and santa inside the toilet
An englishman and santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa:......
- Jeeto yelled at santa ure gonna b
Jeeto yelled at santa: U’re gonna b really sorry! I’m going to LEAVE you! Santa:......
- Santa opened a petrol pump but not
Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?......
- Santa was shopping in store salesman sir
Santa was shopping in store. Salesman: Sir, would u like to use a pocket calculator?......
- Santa your daughter has died depressed
Santa! Your daughter has died! Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor At 50th floor he......
- Santa sir aap apni patni ko party me
Santa-Sir aap apni patni ko party me kyun nhi le jate? Boss-Bcoz vo gaon ki......
- Santa mujhe shadi me bmw mili he
Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He. Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi......
- Santa goes 2 a petrol pump sees
Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump sees a board Donâ€t use Mobile Here, he Picks......
- Santa found a cigarette in his daughters
Santa found a cigarette in his daughter’s room: ‘Ohh God! She smokes!!!’ Then he found......
- Once santa farted in english class
Once Santa Farted In English Class : . . . Teacher: ‘What is This’? ….......
- Ek din santa raat me late ghar
Ek din Santa Raat me Late Ghar gaya. Agle din Banta ne puchha : Aur......
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Santa ki behen ko daaku utha le gaye. Logo ne kaha ki daaku khatarnak hai......
- Be naughty save santa a trip
Be naughty – save Santa a trip. ~Author Unknown...