Mansoba bandi pe lady worker lecture de rahi thi keh aasan tariqa tu yeh hay keh jab tumhara khawand farigh hony lagy tu neechy se hill jaya karo.
Ek aurat!Main apny ghar waly ko laati hun, tum hill k dikhana.
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Admi,LADY Se:Apke Kitne BACHE Hain? LADY:’10’ MAN:Yani Apki ZAMEEN achi Zarkhez Hy. LADY:BEHNCHOD Meri ZAMIN......
- Dost ko lora kaho ya loray koi
‘Dost’ ko ‘lora’ kaho ya ‘loray’ ko ‘Dost’ kaho koi fark nhi parta Q k......
- Kisan ne nya murgha kharida jaise hi
Kisan Ne Nya Murgha Kharida. Jaise Hi Ghar Aya Murga Pinjry Ki Taraf Bhaga Or......
- Bath room mein baith kar hum jhaantein
Bath room mein baith kar hum jhaantein kaat rahe they. (faraz) k achanak ‘TATTON’ ki......
- Sms na bhejne wale tamaam doston se
SmS na bhejne wale tamaam doston se guzarish hai k wo yahan tashreef rakhen… .......
- Ik admi ka beta 5th clas mae
Ik admi ka beta 5th clas mae fail hua to 4th mein wapis aya. 4th......
- Tum kia hoe hamari yad se ghafil
Tum kia hoe hamari yad se ghafil. Ansu nikal rahe hain bas raste kuch alag......