Girl to Hakeem:

‘Hakeem sahb me apne boy frend k sath sex ker rahi thi to usny mujhe gali di.’

Hakeem: kyun?

Girl: Pehley many us ko kiss kia

Hakeem: kis tarha?

Girl: aise

phir usnay mujhay kiss kya

Hakeem: (jazbat me aa k) Aise?

Girl: Han

Phir usne mere mammy dabaye

Hakeem: Aise

Girl: Han

Phir usne apna lun mere ander dala

Hakeem: Aise?

Girl: Han

Hakeem: to usne gali kyun di?

Girl: mene usey kaha mujhe AIDS hy

Hakeem: Oo Teri maa nu Lun maru randi’