Ek orat murgi walay k pas gai..or boli koi achi c murgi dikhao?..
Murgi wallay ne pehli murgi dikhai’
Orat ne usay kiss kia boli nahi ye karachi ki hai koi or dikhao,
Dusri murgi ko kiss krnay k baad boli ye faisalabad ki hai,
Teesri murgi ko kiss krnay k baad boli haan ye Lahor ki hai,ye de do..
Pesay denay k bad orat boli ay bhai tum kahan k ho..?
Murgi walla sharmatay huay ab ye bhi ap khud hi check kar ke bta di jiay…..
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