Door Bell baji,

Biwi ne night dress pehan kar ja k darwaza khola,

Shohar k dost ne andar a kar shohar ka pocha.

Biwi ne kaha,

naha rahe hain.

Dost:

5000 dun ga,

agar apna dress utar k dikhao.

Tangdast biwi ne 5000 le kar badan dikha diya.

Dost:

Sex karne k 6000 aur dun ga.

Biwi ne paise le kar ijazat de di.

Aur wo sex kar k chala gaya.

Shohar:

koun tha?

Biwi:

apka dost JAHANGIR tha.

Shohar:

Us Harami ne mere 11000 deney they,

diye kya…???