Bivi Ne Kele Khaye Or Zor Zor Say Breast Hilane Lagi. Shohar Ne Poocha Ye Kia Kar Rai Ho? Bivi Sharma Kar Boli: Jee Mai Milk Shake Bana Rai Thi Munay K Liye.
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- Yaar aik bat bataa tum kitne
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- Pathan green color ka condom pehin kar
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- Suhag raat ko dulha bra maza aya bv
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- Sonmom ap roz papa pe char k
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- 1 train men dako ghus gay or
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- Husband se wife boli suno kabi toalways
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- Shohr or bv mood mai thy 9
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- In a bath room boy touches girl
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- 1 admi kisi bhoot se mila aur
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- Shikwa nahi kisi se se gila
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- Wife aaj 3 dako aaye or meri
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- Teacher larkian kiya pehn sakti hain
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- He watho tawha ji garmi jo dushman
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- Tmhari x ray report agai he ghabrane ki
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- Hostel may 1 larka dusray se bola
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- Sardar yar ye car k pichey
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- Wife aur andar dalo thora upar left
Wife: aur andar dalo, thora upar, thora left Haan! Aur thora left. Husband: (ghussy se)......
- Aagy sher pechy cheeta wah agy
AaGy sHer peChy Cheeta wah wah AGy sher peCHy Cheeta Maa Ki ChoOt Us Ki......
- Najoomi larki ka haath dekh kar bola
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- Hmare chale jane k bad ye samandr
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- Bakri ki jaan talwar k neeche
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- Serious comedy girl main tumhain apna
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- Sardar ki taxi me nangi larki a
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- Boy to shopkeeper ek black color ka
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- Larki apni daadi se ye pyar ish
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