Bacha:Ammi thori Dair me ap ko mazay aany wala hai.
Ammi:wo kesy?
Bacha:Abbu ne Mujhe Cigrate Petay Dekh liya,
Or kaha Ghar chal Teri Maa ko ‘LUN’deta hu.
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