Sexy SMS Collection

Bohat logone humay bataya magar hum gafil

Bohat logone humay Bataya Magar hum Gafil neklay,, Jenhe pelaya khoon Jigar ka whe humara Qateel neklay….. ~R.F~

Koi suraj jagy meri dherti py

Koi Suraj Jagy Meri Dherti Py Kuch Aisa Ho Ye Rat Dhaly Koi Hath Main Thamy Hath Mera Koi Le Ker Mujh Ko Sath

Its the thing that satisfies ur mind

It’s the thing that satisfies ur mind, body & soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere! It’s called

How did an intelligent boy propose to

How did an intelligent boy propose to girl? He took the girl along wid him on a boat and at the middle of river

The comic is the perception of opposite

The comic is the perception of the opposite; humor is the feeling of it.

Larki injecton lagwaty huy zara ahista

Larki injecton Lagwaty huy: zara ahista lagao dard ho rha hy DISPENCER: jab chudwati ho to dard nai hota Larki: bhosri k us time

Bachey ki sehat k liye zaruri hai

Bachey Ki Sehat K Liye Zaruri Hai Bachey Ki ‘MAA KA DOODH’ 0R Bachey K Baap Ki Sehat K Liye Zaruri Hai Bachey Ki

Mai karta raha tujh se payar ka

Mai Karta Raha Tujh Se Payar Ka Izhar Tu Todti Rahi Mera Dil Bar Bar Tadapta Raha Mai Teri Ek Haan K Liye Aur

Phool shaakh se bichhray to kahin ka

Phool Shaakh se Bichhray to kahin ka nahi rehta, Tum khud ko juda Meri zaat se kuch soch k karna..!!

Girlmom samne wala larka mujhe dekta hai

Girl:Mom samne wala larka mujhe dekta hai to meri Brizer tight ho jati hai MOM:dont wory ab ki bar Brizer neche kr dena SALAY

Ly bosri ky shair sun mana

Ly bosri ky shair sun Mana k bachodiyon main tu jeet jaye ga wah wah magar aik bar teri GAND pe rakh diya TOPA

When your heart gets broken you

When Your Heart Gets Broken, You Tend To See Cracks In Everything Else Sometimes The Two People Most Meant For Each Other Are The

kismat se

*”*.*”*. * kismat * ‘*. Se .*’ ‘*.*’ .*”*.*”*. * Miltay * ‘*. Hain .*’ ‘*.*’ Fraaz Zindagi K Sbhi Rnj.o.Gham. .*”*.*”*. * Arzu

Gajjar or bnd gobhi ki shadi hui

Gajjar or bnd gobhi ki shadi hui. Subha uth kr dost ny pocha .suhag raat kaisi rhe. Gajjar ny kaha suhag raat kaisi yaar

Serious comedy girl main tumhain apna

Serious Comedy: Girl: Main tumhain apna dil nahi day sakti ! Boy: Main itnay uper ka soch bhi nahi raha 😉

Din aate hai din jaate hai kuch

Din aate hai din jaate hai, Kuch lamhe aapke bin guzar nahin paate hai, inhi lamho ko samet kar dekhun toh aap bahut yaad

Lrki boy friend ko bta rhi thi

Lrki Boy Friend Ko Bta rhi Thi Mri Jeans 2500,Shirt 2200 or Shoes 3000 K hain . Larka: Bs Krdo Phle zip Bnd Krlo

Jb wife pregnant ho to us ki

Jb Wife Pregnant ho to us ki sari Sahailiyan us k pait pe hath pher k kehti hein Congratulations Lekin koi B husband ka

Boy 2 girl aaj kal phuddi ki

Boy 2 Girl:- ‘Aaj Kal Phuddi Ki Bari Demand Hai,,,’ Girl:- Is Ki Or B Ziyada Demand Honi Thi Agar Tum Jaise Larke Gaand

Arz kia hy kanch ki shishi pathar

Arz kia hy Kanch ki shishi pathar pe tor dun wah wah, kanch ki shishi pathar pe tor dun. Beth mere LUN pe tuje

5 laws of girls 1love me

5 laws of Girls 1)Love me but dont touch me 2)Touch me but don kiss me 3)Kiss me but don fuck me 4)Fuck me

Miss wo konsi raat hai jis me

Miss Wo konsi raat hai jis me asmaan girny ka khatra nai hota Girl: Saturday Night Miss: Kesy Girl: Us raat bohot saari taangain

Gadha sherni say darling i love u

Gadha, Sherni say: Darling, I Love u. Sherni: Tu ne apni shakal dekhi hy? Gadha: Shakal di pehn nu yeh, Thalay vekh thallay sherni

I believe that god above created u

I believe that GOD above created u for me to love… HE picked u out from all the rest…because HE know Ill Love u

Parosi khan sahab apne kamray ki khirki

Parosi: khan sahab apne kamray ki khirki band kr k soya kro,maine kal sb dekh liya jo ap apni bv k sath kr rhe

Husbnd or wife talaaq k bad

Husbnd or wife Talaaq k bad.. Husband: Bacha mera hy, Wife: Wah g wah, Sari sari raat phudi meri enj wajdi rahi, jiwein dhol

Boss ne apni seceratary ko bulaya aur

Boss Ne Apni Seceratary Ko Bulaya Aur Bola Boss: “Meri London Ki Ticket Book Kara Do, Aur Is Baar Mera Naam D.K. Bhos Likhwana,

Pathan imported condom hai dukandar han

Pathan: Imported condom hai.? Dukandar: Han, size batao.? Pathan: Nahi pata Dukandar: Samny room mai table mai surakh hai us mai daal kr size

Mai dil se baatain karta tha

Mai DiL Se Baatain Karta Tha, DiL Mujhse Baatain Karta Tha, Mai Uski Sunta Rehta Tha, Woh Meri Sunta Rehta Tha, Hum Dono Apni

A girl touched the horse p3nis horse

A girl touched the horse p3nis. Horse excited jumped & ran away very fast. Pathan, (the horse owner): bibi ab hamara bi pakro,hum ko

Lovers sitting in a park boy tries

Lovers sitting in a park, boy tries to kiss the girl.. Girl says No dear not all this before marriage.. Boy: Don’t worry darling

2 pistol te 1 gundhoni di

2 Pistol te 1 GunDHONI di Maa nu LUN 2 Pukhey te 1 Malang ZAHEER di Pehan nu LUN 2 Sitary te 1 Chann

Prescribed viagra dosages new girlfriend no

Prescribed Viagra dosages: New Girlfriend: No need. Old Girlfriend: Half tablet Mistress: One tablet Wife: 2 tabs + whiskey + blue film + heating

Suna hai eshq main neenden urr jateen

suna hai eshq main neenden urr jateen hain ‘JAN’ hum bhi raton ko jagna chahte hain

Beautiful sentence but i luv u and

Beautiful sentence BUT, I LUV U and World’s most selfish/painful sentence I LUV U, BUT..

Bhool jaon usay kaisi baat karty ho

bhool jaon usay kaisi baat karty ho MEEER bkabhi din ne b aaghaz kiya hai sooraj k begair

Hai haqiqat me wohi pyaar ko pane

Hai Haqiqat me wohi pyaar ko pane wale Apne mahboob ko palkon pe bitahne wale Dil ki wirani ko qushion se sajane wale Ishq

Maalik khabis admi tm bathroom main ghuss

Maalik: Khabis admi Tm bathroom main ghuss aae ? jab k main naha raha hun. Noker: Ghalti ho gai maaf ker den. Mein samjha

When i pray dont see god but

When I pray I don’t see God, but I know he listens As such, When I SMS U I don’t see you, but I

Chodtey waqt mard ki taqat ka

‘Chodtey Waqt Mard ki taqat Ka Andaza Hiltey Huey ‘TATT0N’ se Nahi Balkey. LARKI K ‘Uchaltey huey’ ‘MAMMON’ se hota hai jis tarah Chudai

Ishq aisa karo ki dhadkan mein bas

ISHQ AISA KARO KI DHADKAN MEIN BAS JAAYE, SAANS BHI LO TO KHUSHBOO USI KI AAYE, PYAAR KA NASHA AANKHON PE CHHAAYE, BAAT KOI

Najoomi larki ka haath dekh kar bola

Najoomi Larki Ka Haath Dekh Kar Bola: ‘Beti Tum Bohat Chudwaogi’ Larki:’Abay harami, Chudwa To Main 5 Saal Se Rahi Hoon, Yeh Bata Baccha

Jigar ki grmi masany garmi aur ehtilam

Jigar Ki Grmi Masany Ki Garmi Aur Ehtilam Ka Wahid Elaj, Qarshi Ki Thanda Krny WaliArshi ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, (((~_~))) ))) ((( /( . ) (

Oye bachi ka msg dekh k mobile

Oye Bachi ka msg dekh k mobile ki Chumiyaan lene wale Khasi, Gand se sariye seedhe kerne wale Engineer, Lun pe Sona uria dal

Mohabbat k sapney dekhata boht hy

Mohabbat K Sapney Dekhata Boht Hy, Wo Raaton Ko Mujh Ko Jagata Bhi Boht Hy, Me Aankhon Me KajaL Lagaon Tu Kese? In Aankhon

I will wait till the

I Will Wait … Till The Day ‘I’ Can Forget ‘You’ … Or The Day You Realize ‘You’ Cannot Forget ‘Me’ …

Judge kia ap wo jaga bata sakty

Judge: Kia ap wo jaga bata sakty ho Jahan Apki BV k sth Rape hua? Sardar ne Apni BV ki SaHri uthai Undrwear nechy

Success hurts when you dont have a

SuCcEsS hUrTs WhEn YoU dOn’T hAvE a LoVeD oNe To ShArE iT wItH… BuT fAiLuRe AlSo LoOkS bEaUtIfUl WhEn YoU hAvE a LoVeD oNe

Thes r amazng statements d just to

Thes r amazng statements! =D just to bring back smiles on our faces ‘Aur na bananay do mujhe century’- Sachin Tendulkar :p ‘Meri chai

Har bichra howa paunchi isi umeed py

Har bichra howa paunchi isi umeed py aagaz-e-subah karta hy Dost k qismat mila dy gi ham-nasheen sy mujko groob-e-Aftab sy pehly…

Whats an average 6 inch long inside

What’s an average 6 inch long Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up? ? ? ? ? A:1000- rupee currency

Ek baar ek nanga aadmi aur haathi

Ek baar, ek nanga aadmi aur ek haathi amne saaamne aa gaye. Haathhi ne nange aadmi ko thodi der dekha, aur kaha… ‘Tum itni

Mujhe teri mohabbat mein kho jaane do

Mujhe teri mohabbat mein kho jaane do, Har lamha mar ke aaj phir jee jaane do, Isse mahobbat ne dil ko aaj phir dhadkaya

Pehli bar iss tarah chodo jaise doosri

Pehli bar iss tarah chodo… Jaise doosri bar kabhi milenge nahin… Doosri bar iss tarah chodo jaise pehle kabhi choda hi nahin…

The person who tries to live alone

The person who tries to live alone will not succeed as a human being. His heart withers if it does not answer another heart.

Ay maa yeh kaamyabiyan izzat yeh naam

(AY MAA) Yeh kaamyabiyan izzat yeh naam tum se hai Khuda ne jo bhi diya hai maqam tum se hai Tumhare dam se hain

Har dhadkan mein ek raaz hota hai

Har dhadkan mein ek raaz hota hai, Har baat ko batane ka ek andaz hota hai, Jab tak thokar na lage bewafai ki, Har

Aaj b raat ko jub bacha nahi

Aaj b raat ko jub bacha nahi sota to maa kehti hai, So ja Munna so ja., Werna, . . . . Werna.. Doosra

Wife subha naha kar apni shalwar k

WIFE Subha Naha Kar Apni Shalwar K Andar Agrbati Ghuma Rahi Thi HUSBAND: Ye Kya Kar Rahi Ho? WIFE: Tum Jao Office. Mera b

Suno larki kisi ne such kaha tha

Suno Larki, Kisi Ne Such Kaha Tha, Ye, Mohabbat Mer Nahi Sakti, Magar, Adhora Such Suna Humne, Mukamal Such To Ye Hai K Mohabbat

Jungle mai 1 shikari ko shikar na

Jungle Mai 1 Shikari Ko Shikar Na Mila To Wo ‘Muth’ Marne Beth Gaya. 1 Sher Ne Dekha To Bhaagte Hue Tamam JanwarOn Se

1 sawal kiya insan gand sey

1 sAWAL KiYA INSAN GAND SEy PEPSI KA DHAKAN KHOL SAKTA HAi ?? . . . . . . . Jawab Deney K Chakar

Us k sath rhte hame chahat c

Us k sath rhte rhte hame chahat c hogai,Us se bat krte krte hame adat c hogai,1 pal na mily to becheni c hoti

Lehron ko shaant dekh kar yeh mat

Lehron ko shaant dekh kar yeh mat samjna Ki samandar maen ravani nahi hae, Jaab bi uthe ge tuffan ban kar uthe ge, Abhi

Un dino kafi dar lgta tha nachna

Un dino kafi dar lgta tha nachna gana khelna kodna uff bahar jana geelay pan ka dar…. Phr mjy mila bas 25 RS me

Aagy sher pechy cheeta wah agy

AaGy sHer peChy Cheeta wah wah AGy sher peCHy Cheeta Maa Ki ChoOt Us Ki Jo Bhi Ye WOrld Cup Jeeta.

Sindhi koi aisi cheez bata jo 1

Sindhi: Koi aisi cheez bata jo 1 jesi b ho aur un mai farq b ho Pathan: Koiley ki kan or Altaf Bhai ki

An inexhaustible good nature is one of

An inexhaustible good nature is one of the most precious gifts of heven, spreading itself like oil over the troubled sea of thought, and

Girl dekhain aap ne meray mummay choos

Girl: Dekhain Aap ne meray Mummay Choos Choos ke kitney barey kr diye hain.. Boy: Darling! Agr is tarha hota to aj mera LUN

Hamain neend nahi aati unko yaad kiey

Hamain neend nahi aati unko yaad kiey baghair Wo aksar so jatay hain hamara naam Liey baghair Qasoor unka nahi Qasoor tou hamara hay

Pehlay kabhi ye yadain tanhai na thi

pehlay kabhi ye yadain ye tanhai na thi; kabhi dil ma madhoshi chai na thi; jane kya asar kar gayi ap ki batain; warna

Milna itifaak tha bicharna naseeb wo utna

milna itifaak tha bicharna naseeb tha wo utna he door ho gaya jitna kareeb tha hum usko dekhne k liye taraste he rahe jis

Larki apni daadi se ye pyar ish

LARKI APNI DAADI SE DAADI YE PYAR ISH MUHABBAT SAB KYA HY DAADI:HANSTE HOYE KUCH NAHI BETA YE SAB MUFT PHUDI LENAY K BAHANAY

Always start your day with a lot

Always start your day with a lot of… S E X S – SMILE E – ENERGY X – XCITEMENT so make S E

Shaam dhali phir raat ayee dil dharka

SHAAM DHALI PHIR RAAT AYEE DIL DHARKA PHIR AP KI YAAD AYEE AANKHOON NE MEHSOOS KIA US HAWA KO JO AP KO CHOO KAR

Boy to shopkeeper ek black color ka

Boy to Shopkeeper: Ek Black Color ka Condom dena.. Shopkeeper: Black hi Kyun? Boy: Wo girl friend ka husband mar gaya hai, Afsos karnay

Khoobain itni to nahi hai hum

Khoobain Itni To Nahi hai Hum Main,, Ke Hum Aap ko Har Paal Yaad aye ge,, Par Itni Aitbaar hai humian khud pe,, Ke

U menothing umeeverything i love u

U-ME=NOTHING U+ME=EVERYTHING I LOVE U

Agher hum na hotay to app ko

Agher hum na hotay to app ko gazal kon kahta app ka chray ko gulab kon kahta, yea to karshma hia hum pyar karnay

Boy and girl sex kar rahay thay1

Boy and Girl sex kar rahay thay.1 babay ne unhen pakar liya. Baba- Tohadi shakait laggay gi. Girl:baba g ,aap bhi kar lain magar

Girl janu mere moun me dalo na

GIRL: Janu Mere moun me Dalo na, me Chusongi BOY: Nahi agar tum kha Gai to me Kya Karonga? GIRL: Tum Dosri kulfi Le

Main apni rooh tere jism main he

Main Apni Rooh Tere Jism main He Choor Aaei… Tujhy Galay Se Lagana To ek Bahana tha…. .qasam se.

Yaad teri yad bohat ab aane lagi

‘YAAD’ TERI YAD BOHAT AB AANE LAGI HA EK JAAN HY AB WO BHI JANE LAGI HY TANHA TANHA ABRHNE LAGA HON TANHAI BOHAT

Kiya hai tumne hum se ek waada

Kiya hai tumne hum se ek waada yaad rakhna, Bhool na jaana kahin apna irada yaad rakhna. Ab na hamain rulana tum, ab na

Ek admi dost k ghr gya tu

Ek admi dost k ghr gya tu uski bv chae le i. Admi bola chae boht achi hai. kya apna dhod dala hai? She

4 saal ka bacha aur bachi ek

4 Saal ka bacha aur bachi ek sath naha rahay thay Bachi: Main tumhari NoNo pakron Bacha: Chal pagli apni to tor di ab

Yar tere number ko kya howa hai

Yar tere Number ko kya howa hai Bhai? Maine abhi call ki to Pathan Bola ‘Welcome 2 Peshawar ap ka matlooba larka hmary istmaal

Socha tha ik zakham hay bhar jaiga

SOCHA THA IK ZAKHAM HAY BHAR JAIGA… KIA KHABAR THI RAG-O-JAN MAIN UTAR JAIGA… THEEK LIKHA THA MERAY HATHON KI LAKIRON MAIN… TU AGAR

Us ne kaha tmhain mjhse ktna pyar

Us ne kaha tmhain mjhse ktna pyar hy Maine kaha sitaro ka koi shumar hy Usne kaha kon tmhe subse ziada azeez hy Maine

Pathan hum reema se shadi krega

Pathan: ‘Hum Reema se shadi krega.’ Admi: ‘Reema usi se shadi kegi jus ka 8inch ka hoga.’ Pathtan: ‘Koi bat nai kochaa hum 2inch

Evrythng has its replacement pain 2 reliefe sad 2 happy cry 2 smile

Evrythng has its replacement Pain-2-Reliefe sad-2-Happy Cry-2-Smile Fail-2-Pass Hot-2-Cold Hate-2-love but nothing can be replaced with -YoU-

Hamari men chahatchahat me khalos piyar

Hamari ??? men chahat Chahat me ???? Khalos me ???? Piyar me ????? Ibadat me ??? Khuda se ??? Dua meAAp ??? raho sada.

Dosti boobs nahi jo dab jaye

Dosti BOOBS Nahi Jo Dab Jaye Dosti LUN Nahi Jo Thak Jaye Dosti GAAND Nahi Jo phatt Jaye Dosti To PHUDDI Hai Mere Dost,

Mouhabat tum say ki hai dulhan k

Mouhabat Tum Say Ki Hai Dulhan K Roop Mai Pana Cahata Hon Bus Tumhain Chahta Hon Tumhain Paa K Dunya Say Chupana Cahata Hon

Hamein tum se mohabbat hai hamara imtihaan

Hamein tum se mohabbat hai, hamara imtihaan le lo, Agar chaho to dil le lo, agar chaho to jaan le lo. Hamein tum bhool

Tendulker wife k sath sex krte hue

TENDULKER wife k sath sex krte hue: Darling PITCH sahi nhi, GHASS boht hai, SHORT nhi lag rahe. Wife: Jhooty! Abi isi PITCH per

Tum ne jo dil se qadar ki

Tum Ne Jo Dil Se Qadar Ki Humari Ab Se Hai Meri Jaan B Tumhari Rakhna Khayaal Sirf Itna Sa K Hum Hai Tum

Kisi kisi ko koi itna pyar deta

Kisi kisi ko koi ITNA PYAR deta hy Falak se CHAND SITARE utar deta hy Tery milne ki talab mujko ZINDA rakhti hy Par

Wen stars shine at nite in sky

Wen stars shine at nite in sky My body blasts like bomb Nahi samjay? Professor Naseebo Lal explains it Jadun rat nu niklan taray,