In front of the person u love,

ur heart beats faster.

But in front of the

person u like,

u get happy

Star-Plus ki sucess k baad new channel Sex-Plus Bohat jald New Sex Serials k sath:

1.Kahani Bistr Ki

2.Kbi condom B phata Hoga

3.Kasoti mammon Ki

4.Kbi To Khara Hoga

5.Wo rehne wali chaklon ki

6.Randi ki ayegi baraat

7.kis choot me hai maira lund

8. Koun banega randi ka pati.

Dekhna na bholain:

*. .Toyota Company ne New car lanch ki hi jiska Name hai LORA,

Ameer ghrano ki larkia preshan hai Q k Kehna Parta Hai Driver LORA Nikalo. .*

rOcKiNgSs, , , ,

Girl to Hakeem:

‘Hakeem sahb me apne boy frend k sath sex ker rahi thi to usny mujhe gali di.’

Hakeem: kyun?

Girl: Pehley many us ko kiss kia

Hakeem: kis tarha?

Girl: aise

phir usnay mujhay kiss kya

Hakeem: (jazbat me aa k) Aise?

Girl: Han

Phir usne mere mammy dabaye

Hakeem: Aise

Girl: Han

Phir usne apna lun mere ander dala

Hakeem: Aise?

Girl: Han

Hakeem: to usne gali kyun di?

Girl: mene usey kaha mujhe AIDS hy

Hakeem: Oo Teri maa nu Lun maru randi’

wife to husband : tum har baar mere sath dogy style me he kiu sex kartay ho??

husband : kiu k mujhay tumhary shakul pasand nahi haye.

Mohabbat phir mohabbat hai,

Kabhi dil se nai jati,

Hazaron rang hain iss k,

Ajab hi dhang hain iss k,

Kabhi sehra, Kabhi darya, Kabhi jugnu, Kabhi aansu, Hazaron roop rakhti hai,
Badan jhulsa k jo rakhday,

Kabhi wo dhoop rakhti hai,

Kabhi ban kar yeh ik jugnu,

Shab-e-Gham k andhairon me,

Dilon ko aas deti hai,

Kabhi manzil kinaray par,

Pyasa maar deti hai,

Aziyyat hi aziyyat hai,

Magar yeh b haqiqat hai,

~~Mohabbat phir Mohabbat hai.

Tum Randi ho or Me FARAZ hun,…

Wah Wah Wah…

.

.

Tum Randi ho aur Mein FARAZ hun,,

Dafa ho Jao bhan chood me Tum se Naraz hun!

Tujhe roz dekhon qarib se

Mere shok bhi hain ajeeb se

Mujhe mangna bus tujhi ko hai

Apny ‘RUB’ aur us k ‘HABIB’ se

Meri ankh main bhi hai sadgi

Mere khuwab bhi hain garib se

Main khush hon bohat jor k

Apna naseeb tere naseeb se

Piyaar ek sona han

Piyaaar ek heera han

Piyaar ek Khuda han

Piyaar ek Duya han.

BUT NOW.

Piyaar ek Matlub han

Piyaar ek Dhookha han

Piyaar ek Faraib han

Kon Kissi ka Hota han

There Are Thousands Of Roses In This World,

Even If I Gave You Every Rose To You,

That Would Not Be Enough To Tell,

How Much I Love You My Dear

Ek larki ka rape ho gia

Uski maa us se boli:

Beti ab tera

kya ho ga

Haramzado ne tere Izzat lot li.

Larki: Maa tu pareshan na ho

Wo sab pathan thay

Izzat b bach gai

ar QABZ b toot gia….

Main wohi hun Jise Tum apna thoko Kaha Karty They,

Din Mei So Bar Mera lund Liya Karty They,

Aaj Kia Baat Hai Kyun Mujh Se choopa k Bathay Ho,

Kiya Kisi Aur se choda k Bathay Ho,

Faslay Itne To Pehlay Na Howa Karty They,

Main Wohi Hoon Jise Tum apna thoko Kaha Karty They.

Tum Agar Bhool Gaye Ho To Koi Baat Nahi,

Hum to phr b tery name ki muth lga kr bethy hen.

Main Wohi Hoon Jise Tum apna thoko Kaha Karty They..

Tum kia hoe hamari yad se ghafil.

Ansu nikal rahe hain bas raste kuch alag hain

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Mis u jani.

You are my sweet sona,

I dont want to u khona,

plz give me your heart ka kona,

Otherwise I will start rona dhona

Agr Hota Yaqen Tery Milny Ka Khawab Mein,

!!!Sagar!!!

To me sone se pehle prani shalwar pehan kr soata.

‘Mene hr Roz DUA m Tjhe Manga hy’

‘Hon BEWAFAA Mgr WAFA se Tjhe Manga hy’

‘Kabi SAJDE m Ja kr Pooch Apne RAB se’

‘k Mne Kis Kis ADAA se Tjhe MAnga hai.

Sher ki Biwi ko Geedar ne Chod dya,Sher ne elan kia k jisne ye harkat ki h me usy is jungle ka Nazim banaunga,Gidar ne Gadhy se kaha k tum kaho k maine kia hai Nazim banjaogy.

Gdhy ne jb sher se kha to sher ne Gdhy ko 1 drakht k sath bandh kr sb janwaro ko 1 k bad 1 us ki Gand marny ko kha..last me Gidar ki bari ayi wo jb Gdhy ko chudny lga to Gdha Guse me us ki tarf nhi dekh rha tha Gidar ne kha…’Lala Nazim ban gya h ab to dekhega b nhe:-)

Yaar aik bat bataa

Tum kitne sharif ho

Parhe likhe ho

Achi family hai

Family statis hai

Decent ho

Khuddar ho

Kabil-e-fakhar ho

paise wale b ho

Lekin phir bhi tum

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| / | | Yeh kam kerwate ho sharam karo yar.

A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.

a man was doig some push up exercises on d beach,a sardar sees him, starts laughing and says,’ANNI DAYA ,ZANAANI THALLLONN NASS GAI AA’

Pathan sex kr raha tha,

ghalti say peechay daal dia.

BV: O g, truck ghalat gudaam may jaa raha hai.

Pathan, bhanchod ab bata rahi ho,jb maal utaar dia..:

Ek train ke dabby me

ek aurat sawar howi

sab seats pe mard bethe te

wo kafi dair tk khari rhi

phr boli:

‘kesa zamana agya hy

Phuddi khari hy 0r LUN bethy Hain.

1 Larki ko exam me koi swal nahi a raha tha usne pas bethe Larkay se kaha: Me apka dekh sakti hun?

Larka chupke se zip khol k bola: Lo dekh Lo Chota sa hai…

I’ve seen angels in the sky,

I’ve seen snow fall in July,

I’ve seen things you could only imagine to see or do,

But I still haven’t seen anything sweeter than you

Koi Drwaza Rang Kita

Wa Wa

Koi Darwaza Rang Kita

Ek Dukh India Da..

Duja Teem Ne Lun Keeta.

Tere Piyar ka kya jawab don,

Teri dosti ko kya khitaab dun,

Koi acha sa phool hota to peish karta.

Magar jo khud ‘GUL’ ho usay kya

‘GUL Khan ka lun’ don.

‘…

Kuchh log aise hote hain jo pal bhar me paraya kar jatey hain

Manzil ko dekhtey hi ek pal me rasta badal jatey hain

Jate jate dil se woh kuchh is kadar khel ke jatey hain

Jiski aag me hum umra bhar baas jaltey hi reh jatey hain..

Pathn Randi Ch0dny Chakly mi chla gia.

Ek Rndi Psnd kr k Sex Shuru kia t0 usy mza na aia jb us ny Phudi k0 Kh0l k andr dkha t0 agy lkha tha

Phudi 5 Fut agy.

MENE NAMAAZ PARH KE KHUDA SE DUA MANGI DUA MEN APNE LEAY KHUDA SE MOUT MANGI KHUDA NE KAHA MOUT TOO MEN TUJHE DE DOON LAKIN USKA KIA JISNE MUJH SE TERI LAMBI UMER KI DUA MANGI

Thanks & Best Regards

waseem_abid2002@yahoo.com

Jara humkadam banke mere sath chalna kabhi

Bahut najuk seene mai DIL hai mera,

Tum andaj mohabbat banke dha’rkna kabh

Koi kuch bhi na kahay to pata kya hai

Is bechain khamoshi ki wajah kya hai

Unhain ja kay koi kahay hum lay lenge zahar bhi

Woh sirf yeh to bata dain meri khata kya hai.

“Nikal Raha Tha Subha Tak Mere Honton Se Lahoo,,,,

“Jana”

Raat iss Qaddar Choma Tha teri Tasveer ko Main Ne.

Mohabton k Fasane Me Nam Hai TERA

MERE Dil Me Bara

Ehtram Hai TRA

MERE Dil Me B Abad

Hai Ek ZAMANA

Us Zamane Me Boht Ouncha Muqam Hai

TeRA.

Bacha:Ammi thori Dair me ap ko mazay aany wala hai.

Ammi:wo kesy?

Bacha:Abbu ne Mujhe Cigrate Petay Dekh liya,

Or kaha Ghar chal Teri Maa ko ‘LUN’deta hu.

Najane teri chahath mein kya asar tha !

Tujhko dekhne ke liye dil betaab rahta tha !

Na din ka pata tha na raat ka !

Har waqt teri yaadon mein khoya rahta tha

Top Law Of Love:

For Every Idiot

There Is An Equal And Opposite Gender Idiot.

Singles Are People

Wid Uncomparable Intelligence. ..!!

ajab tamasha-gar hain matti

k ye putttly SAQI

bewafai karo tow roty hain

wafa karo tow rulaty hain

jeene ki nayi ada di hai,

khush rehne ki usne dua di hai,

E khuda use sara jahan de de,

jisne mujhe apne dil me thodi si jagah di hai.

FARAZ

Sad Story

kal meri Birthday thi

Meri BV bacho ne mje wish nhi kia

Mai kaam pr gya lekin mre dosto ne b wish nhi kia

Mai apne cabin main chla gya

Meri Secretary ne kaha:

Happy Birthday Boss

mjy boht acha lga

Pir usne mjy apne Flat invite kia

She said:

mai 2mint k liye Bedroom main chli jaon

I said

OK

kch wqt k bad wo 1 boht barey Cake k sath bahir aa gai

Uske pechy mre B.V,bche or Dost b thy

or me uske intzar me Sofe p

.

.

Nanga betha tha.

‘I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.’

KABI KHUD HI MERE PASS AA MERI BATT SON MERA SATH DE JO KHALISH HAI DIL SE NIKAL KE MUJE

OLJANO SE NIJAT DE

TUJE SOCHNA MERA MUSHGHLA

TUJE DEKHNA MERI ARZU

MUJE DIN DE APPNE KHIYAL KA

MUJE KURB KI IK RAT DE

MERI ZINDAGI MERE SATH CHALL

MERE HATH MAIN APPNA HATH DE

If anyone like this then send me reply in waseem_abid2002@yahoo.com

mohabbat ki bemasal saza di usne

udas rehne ki adat daal di usne

wo mere baden pe apne zakham dekh chuka tha

jaan bouj k kantoon ki shaal di usne

Bivi Ne Kele Khaye Or Zor Zor Say Breast Hilane Lagi. Shohar Ne Poocha Ye Kia Kar Rai Ho? Bivi Sharma Kar Boli: Jee Mai Milk Shake Bana Rai Thi Munay K Liye.

Tez barish me kabhi sard hawaon me raha

Ek tera zikr he meri sadaon me raha

kitne logon se mere gehre marasim thy magar

tera chehra he faqat meri duaon me raha.

Luck and Fuck are Directly Proportional to each Other

When Luck favors, You can Fuck the Whole World

But

When Luck Fails, The Whole world begins to Fuck u.

1 Sardar ghusse me apni Bv se bola…

dil karta hai k aaj tere tukre tukre kr dun

achanak paroos se awaaz aae…

Paa je ‘Mummay’ menu de dena..!

1 aadmi park m apni BV k sath betha tha k

itny m 1 or aurt aai uski BV ko pas bula kr boli:

Paisy pehly Le Lena ye Begharat bad m boht drama krta hai.

Usne utari saree

fir aayi peticoat ki bari

blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar

ziyadah excited mat ho yaar

yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….!

Sardar ki Taxi me nangi larki a k beth gai

Sardar usy ghoorny lga

Larki:

Kbi nangi larki nhi dekhi?

Srdar: Main ye dekh rha hon tm karaya kahan se nikalo gi!

Zindagi Ne bi aaj Hum Se Ye Keh Dala …

kahan Gya Wo Shakhs Jo Tme Muj Se b ziyada Azez Tha…

Pathan green color ka condom

Pehin kar larki

sy sex kerny laga

Larki: ye kya hai?

Pathan:

Haraa,,

kaam men khara.

Naswar ki taqat se bhara’

khamosh rahoon mien tera saath chahiyey

tanha hai mera haath, tera haath chahiyey

mujhko mere muqadar per itna yakeen to hai

tujhko bhi mere lafz, meri baat chahiyey

main khud apni shairi ko kiya acha kehta

mujhko teri tareef, teri daad chahiyey

ehsaas-e-mohabbat tere waste hai lakin

junoon-e-ishk ko teri soghat chahiyey

Jitna tum ko chaaha tha hum nay

Utnaa kisi ko chaah na sakay

Socha tha bhool jaaingay kabhi na kabhi

Lekin najaanay kyoun bhulaa na sakay

Honton nay to chupa liye armaan dil ke

Lekin ankhon say chupa na sakay

The pure Urdu name for condom:

Ghilaaf-e-auzaar-e-mazaa-e-mohabbat -e- bandish-e-izaafaa-e-nasal.

Kuch tamiz seekh lo.

Gubbaara gubbaara karte rehte ho.

Log kehtey hain ke ishq itna mat karo,

Ke husn sar pey sawaar ho jaaye,

Hum kehtey hain ke ishq itna karo,

Key patthar dil ko bhi tumse pyaar ho jaye.

Unke chehre pe is kadar noor hai

k unki yaad mein rona bhi manzoor hai

bewafa bhi nahin keh sakte unko

pyaar to humne kiya, wo to bekasoor hai-Hassan

Givin sum1 all ur Luv nvr an assurance

that they wil Luv u back.

Nvr expect Luv in return,

but juST wait 4 it to grow in their Heart.

Main Bhi Love Tumse

Really Kasam Se

Ask Mere Heart Se

Each And Every Part Se

Inside Sapno Mein

Outside Samne, You Hai

You Hai, Only You Hai

Wrong Nahin Right Hai

Love Two Side Hai

Without You My Zindagi

Black And White Hai

I Bhi To Jaanu

Tere Liye Mad Hai

You Na Ho Front Mein

To Full Day Bad Hai

With You Mere

Chehre Pe Shine Hai

Along With Tere

Meri Life Design Hai

Every Thing Anything

Tere Liye Kar Doon

Bas Mere Love Ki

Yahi Dead Line Hai

Main Love Tumse

Really Kasam Se

Ask Mere Heart Se

Each And Every Part Se

Inside Sapno Mein

Outside Samne, You Hai

You Hai, Only You Hai

A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.

Biwi: Maine khwab me LUN ka Hafta Bazar dekha,her Trah k Lun thy, Lambe, Motay, Kalay, Sakht, Goray, Maza aa gya

Sardar: Uss me mera Lun b dekha hoga?

Wife: Han, Murjhaya hua Chota sa, sardar ko ghussa aaya,

Agli subah sardar: Maine khwab me phudi ka Etwar Bazar dekha, wah kya phudiyan thein, Chikni, Choti, Gori, Kali, Tight, Maza aagya,

Wife: Wahan meri phudi b dekhi hogi?

Sardar: Han ussi me to Bazar lga hua tha.

Madam bathroom se naha k nikli to dekha nokar jhank raha tha,

Madam-kyu jhank rahe the?

Nokar-Apne hi to kaha tha me naha rahi ho tum DOODH

dekhte rehna:-D

Is Raat Ki Tanhaiyo Ky,Sab Rang Badal Gay Hai,

Chand Nikla Hai Waisy Hi,Andhery Badal Gay Hai,

Jinky Bharosy Thi Khushiyan,Wo Badal Gay Hai,

Manzil To Ab Bhi Wo Hi Hain,Kuch Rasty Badal Gay Hai,

Jin py Kiya Tha Bharosa Humny,Wo Dost Bichhar Gay Hai,

Dekhy Thy Kabhi Jo Humny,Wo Khawaab Badal Gay Hai,

Jo Bany Thy Kabhi Ham safar,Aaj Wo Hi Mukar Gay Hai,

Aisy Tooty Huy Dil Ky Saary,Jazbaat Badal Gay Hai,

Na Badly Kabhi Hum,Na Badly Hamary Khayalat,

Bas Rona Hai Yahi,Kuch Log Badal Gay Hai

Har dhadkan mein ek raaz hota hai,

Har baat bataane ka ek andaaz hota hai,

Jab tak thokar na lage bewafaai ki,

Har kisiko apne pyar pe naaz hota hai!

har kisi na kisi ko apne chahat par naaz hota hai

dureyan hone ke bad bhi dil dil ke paas hota hai

mana ke chahat zindagi ka ahesas hai

log to jlte hai hum to sath jab taq sans men sans hai

In a bath room,

a boy touches a girl everywhere!

You Know whose that boy?

Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap!

Dirty people always think dirty.

Humein unki ebadat se fursat nahi milti ,

log na jane kisko khuda kehte hain ,

dil mein rakha hai unko,

log na jane kyon juda kehte hain.

EO ROOH MEIN KHUSHBO KI TARHA HO GEYA TEHLEL

JO DOOR BOHT CHAAND K HAALON KI TARHA THA

Suljha Huwa Sa Fard

Samajhte Hain Mujhko

Log

Mager !

Koi Janta Nahi..

K

Uljha Huwa Sa Mujh Me

Koi Doosra Bhi Hay!!!!M~E!!

:AajKal Ki Larkian Ye Soch Kr Apne Boy Frend K Sath So Jati Hen.!

Daag To Chala Jay Ga Ye Waqat Phir Nahi Ay Ga.!

Apni zindagi se kuch pal de do muje

aaj na sahi apna kal de do muje

khushi do ya na do marzi tumhari.

apna dukh aur dard hi da do mujhay

kal fursat na mili tu kya karo gay,

itni mohabat na mili tu kya karo gay.

roz humain rula dete ho kar k udaas,

kal agar humari ankhain na mili tu kya karo gay.

Love has nothing to do

with wht you r expecting to get.

Its wht u r expected to give,

which is everything.

Suhag-Raat ko dulha ko bra maza aya bv se bola:

Shabash boht snbhal k rakhi thi tm ne phudi

bv : Shabash do meri Gaand ko jis ki vja se ye bachi rahi.

What’s Love?

Shakespeare says:

“Don’t ask da person who loves someone,

But

Ask da person who have lost someone.”

They only can feel da true love!

~~M*E~~

Obama ne apne safeer ko Pakistan mein 3 baten pta krny bheja.

1. Sb se strong cheez kia hai?

2. Sb se weak cheez kia hai?

3. Wo cheez konsi hai jo pakistan me ho dunya me nai ho?

Safeer wapis a k bola, Obama g!

‘Sb se strong hai LUN

Jisko dekho bolta hai k tu mera LUN b nai ukhar skta!

Sb se weak hai GAND.

Jisy dekho, bolta hai, GAND pht gai!

Or wo cheez jo Pakistan me hai dunya me nai.

Wo hai behn ka lora.

Tum ko Dilse Juda Kabhi Hone Nahi Denge

Tum ko Nend B Aye To Sonay Nai Denge

Appki ‘MUSKAAN’ Hamen Itni Piyari Ha K

Hum Mar B Gye To tum ko Ronay Nahi Denge.@

Ägar

”MÖhäbbät”

Un sè nä milè jö tùmhärè ‘pyärè’ hain,

Tö phir,

‘Möhäbbät’

Un kö zärrör dènä jin k tùm

‘Pyärè’ho.

BOY:Me 20 years ka hon tm ketny ki ho?

GIRL:Me B 20 ki hon

BOY:To phir chalen

GIRL:kaha

BOY:bed room

GIRL:Q

BOY:ho jay twenty twenty match.

‘Khush raho’

Is liye nahi k

App khush rehna chahty hay

Balke

Is liye k kuch log

App ko khush daikna chahty hain.

‘History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.’

Nafratain Lakh Sahi us ko Meri Zaat se,,

Mere Zikar Pay Usaka Dil Tu Dharata Hoga….

R.F

‘Apno ne zeher ka ‘JAAM’ de diya,,

‘Ghairon ne bewafa ka ‘NAAM’ de diya,,

Jo kehte thay humey ‘BHOOL’ na jana,,

Aaj ois ne hi bhool janay ka ‘Pegham’ de diya…..

R..F

Sapne ki tarha tumhen saja k Chodun

Chandni raat ki nazron se chupa k Chodun

Mere haath tum nahiñ aate warna,

Sari raat tumheñ MURGHA bana k Chodun.

Definition of An Adult.

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.

.

ADULT:

A person who has stopped growing at both Ends

And is now growing in the middle.

Dard hi sahi mere ishq ka inaam to aya,

khali hi sahi hathon me jaam to aaya

main hoon bewafa sabko bataya usne,

yun hi sahi uske labon pe mera naam to aaya

Its not your mistake

if u can’t read d eyes which cheats u.

But Its realy ur mistake

if u can’t read d eyes which loves u.

English na aanay ka nuksaan!

Boyfrind apni girlfriend se

Darling

R u free tonight?

Girlfriend:

Haramkhor

Free k bache

Aaj se pehle kbhi paise liye hain???

wo uktaya sa rahta hai hamari wafaon se,,, ,,,,,,

MEER

usay kahna hamain dikhawy ki muhabbat achi nahi lagti