Sexy SMS Collection

Yaadon ki barsaat liye duaaon soghat dil

Yaadon ki barsaat liye Duaaon ki soghat liye Dil ki gehrayee se Chand ki roshnai se Pholon k kaghaz per Aap k liye sirf

Kisne kaha tujhe k anjan bn aya

Kisne kaha tujhe k anjan bn k aya kr Mere dil k aine me mehman bn k aya kr Ek tujhe hi to bakhshi

Phool murjatay achay nahi lagtay aap

Phool Murjatay Achay Nahi Lagtay, Aap Lun Khujatay Achay Nahi Lagtay, Ab To Koi Larki Pata Lo Meri Jan, Roz Bathroom Main Hath Chalaatay

Ya sms mera khas hai khaaf

YA SMS MERA KHAS HAI Khaaf kehar paway eana sunayautay Koi suna raway na aas jahan utay Koi subha maray koi shami maray Melaa

Pathan hum reema se shadi krwae ga

Pathan: ‘Hum Reema se shadi krwae ga.’ Admi: ‘Reema usi se shadi kre gi jiska 8inch ka hoga.’ Pathan: ‘Koi bat nai kochaa hum

Mere dil ki kitab ko padhna kabhi

Mere dil ki kitab ko padhna kabhi, Sapno me aake mujh se milna kabhi Maine duniya sazai hai tere liye, Meri nazro ki ummed

Pehlay kabhi ye yadain tanhai na thi

pehlay kabhi ye yadain ye tanhai na thi; kabhi dil ma madhoshi chai na thi; jane kya asar kar gayi ap ki batain; warna

Aik couple honeymoon mana kr wapsi train

Aik Couple Honeymoon Mana kr wapsi train ma bary romantic Mood ma aa raha tha Wife: janu sar ma dard ho raha ha, Husbnd

l o v e y SMS# 304008

……..*………* l o v e l y …..*………….. .* l o v e l y …*……………. ….* l o v e l y ..*……………..

The one thing we can never get

The one thing we can never get enough of is love. And the one thing we never give enough is love.

Sardar apki beti mjhe sex nahi karne

Sardar: Apki Beti Mjhe sex Nahi Karne Deti, Susar: Putar Ae Te Nasib Nasib Di Gal Ay, Ethay Tay Pooray Pind Dyan Mojan Lagian

Soch ko badlo sitare badal jayenge najar

Soch ko badlo, sitare badal jayenge, Najar ko badlo, nazare badal jayenge, Kashtiya badalne ki jarurat nahi, Dishaon ko badlo, kinare badal jayenge

A relationship is like a rose

A relationship is like a rose, How long it lasts, no one knows; Love can erase an awful past, Love can be yours, you’ll

Agher hum na hotay to app ko

Agher hum na hotay to app ko gazal kon kahta app ka chray ko gulab kon kahta, yea to karshma hia hum pyar karnay

Ye dosti hm nhi chorein gy

Ye Dosti Hm nhi Chorein Gy . Toreinge Dum Mgr Tri Gand Mei Ungli Krna Na Chorein Gy (.’) /\ (.’) ) )_/_|,| /”

Ek baar ek nanga aadmi aur haathi

Ek baar, ek nanga aadmi aur ek haathi amne saaamne aa gaye. Haathhi ne nange aadmi ko thodi der dekha, aur kaha… ‘Tum itni

Ajab lutf aaraha tha deedar ki dil

Ajab lutf aaraha tha deedar ki dil lagi ka ‘ K nazrain bhi mujh per thee aur parda bhi mujh se tha…..

Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hain hum

Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hain, Hum hain ki unse pyar kiya karte hain, Khuda ne takdir me ek tuta tara nahi likha, Aur

Kabi nsu muskurht se ziyada specil

Kabi Kabi ‘Ã…Ã…NSU’ MUSKURÃ…HÃ…T Se Ziyada ‘SPECIÃ…L’ Hote Hen Q k”MUSKURÃ…HÃ…T To Sb K Liye Hoti Hy Pr Ã…Ã…NSU Sirf Un K Liye Hote

Yaadain teray khluuse ki dustti hain aaj

Yaadain teray khluuse ki dustti hain aaj bhi Milnay ki aarzooain trastii hain aaj bhi Ankhain hazaar zabt ki koshish kay bawajood Ruk ruk

Ek larki ka rape ho gya uski

Ek larki ka rape ho gya… Uski maa us se boli: Beti ab tera kya hoga? Haramzado ne teri Izzat loot li.. . .

Woh apni bebasi ka qissa kis ko

Woh Apni bebasi ka Qissa kis kis ko sunata FARAZ, BAVASEER ka operation tha aur doctor pathan nikla…

Bakri ki jaan talwar k neeche

Bakri Ki Jaan Talwar K Neeche, Larki Ki Jaan Shalwar K Neeche, Jo Chali Jae, Mat Bhago Us K Peeche, Pyar Karo Bas Usi

Prescribed viagra dosages new girlfriend no

Prescribed Viagra dosages: New Girlfriend: No need. Old Girlfriend: Half tablet Mistress: One tablet Wife: 2 tabs + whiskey + blue film + heating

Ankhen to pyar me dilki zuban hoti

Ankhen to pyar me dilki zuban hoti hai, sachi chahat to sada bezuban hoti hai, pyar mai dard bhi mile to kya gabrana, suna

Deedar ishq ki khatir jab kisi ka

Deedar ishq ki khatir jab kisi ka dil tadapta hai, Shayad isi ka naam mohabbat hota hai!!!

In the arithmetic of love one plus

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing. ~ Mignon McLaughlin

Boy to shopkeeper ek black color ka

Boy to Shopkeeper: Ek Black Color ka Condom dena.. Shopkeeper: Black hi Kyun? Boy: Wo girl friend ka husband mar gaya hai, Afsos karnay

Nazar mila k meree pass aa loot

nazar mila k meree pass aa k loot liyaa..nazar haati thi k phir muskara k loot liya

Agar sex krnay ka mood nahi ho

Agar SEX krnay ka mood nahi ho or mard zabrdsti ker rha ho to Orat ko chahiye k SEX k doran Mard ki Gand

Najane kis baat ki mujhe tu saza

Najane kis Baat ki Mujhe tu saza Deta he Mere khare Lund ko sula deta he Muddat se teri Gaand nahi Dekhi GANDU Kya

If you cannot read this please ask

If you cannot read this, please ask the flight attendant for assistance.

Question aap 1 surakh mein 9 kese

Question: Aap 1 surakh mein 9 surakh kese daal sakte hein?I think u don’t know! Ok I tell u. Answer: Very simple! Baansuri apni

Mana k tere shehr me hamse gareeb

Mana K Tere Shehr Me HamSe Gareeb Kam Honge Agr Biki Teri Wafa To Pehle Kharidar Hm Honge tujhe khabr Na Hogi Apni kemat

Ki kabrein udaas na hoti meri

ki kabrein udaas na hoti…….. . Meri mohabbat ne unhe khushi de di, Badle mein mujhe khamoshi de di, Khuda se dua mangi thi

Zara hum kadam banke mere sath chalna

Zara hum kadam banke mere sath chalna kabhi Bahut najuk seene mai DIL hai mera, Tum andaj mohabbat banke dha’rkna kabhi

A very nice sentence said by someone

A very nice sentence said by someone in LOVE: ‘I’m jealous of the people ever hugged you, b’coz for a moment they hold my

Old man yar ek time tha jab

Old Man: Yar Ek Time tha Jab BV Sar k Balon me Hath Pherti thi To Lorra Khara Ho jata tha! Ab BV Lorre

Cycle k mistri ne suhag rat ko

Cycle k mistri ne suhag rat ko apni BV ko pani valy tub me bethaya, BV boli ye kia kr rahe ho, Mistri! Mujy

Pucho na us kagaj se jis pe

Pucho na us kagaj se, jis pe hum dil ke bayan likhte hai, Tanhayino me beeti baate tamam likhte hai, Wo Kalam bhi dewani

Apny halaat ka bhi ehsas nahi

~^’Apny Halaat ka bhi Ehsas Nahi hai Mujh ko ‘Rahi’ ~^’Maine Auron se Suna Hai ka Pareshan hoon Main……. R..F

Maa soja warna gabbar ajaiga bacha

Maa: Soja warna gabbar ajaiga, Bacha: Pehle 100 rupeye do, Maa: Q? Bacha: warna me papa ko bata dunga mere sone k bad gabbar

How did an intelligent boy propose to

How did an intelligent boy propose to girl? He took the girl along wid him on a boat and at the middle of river

Wife in sexy mood says aaj

WIFE In Sexy Mood Says: ‘Aaj mujhe Rassi se bandh do Aur jo karna hai karlo, HUSBAND ne usay bandh dia or Uski Aankho

Sari umar ankho me ek sapna yaad

Sari umar ankho me ek sapna yaad raha, Sadiyan beet gayi jisme wo lamha yaad raha, Na jane kya baat thi unme, Sari mehfil

Tumhari surat mujhe har jaga dikhayi de

TUMHARI SURAT MUJHE HAR JAGA DIKHAYI DE JIDHER B JAON MUJHE TU HI TU DIKHAYI DE TERI YAADON MEIN DUBI HUN IS QADAR K

Very daring lines written on the t shirt

Very daring lines written on the T-Shirt of a 12 years old girl.. . . . . . . . . ‘BOOBS’Coming Soon !

Wife aaj 3 dako aaye or meri

Wife: Aaj 3 Dako Aaye Or Meri izzat loot li? Husbnd: Tum Ne Un Ko Roka Nahi? Wife: Maine Bohat Roka Lekin Wo Kehny

Pyar k phool tere naam karte hain

Pyar K Phool TERE NAAM Karte Hain Teri Muskurahaton Ko SALAM Karte Hain Ban Jaey Teri Zindagi Khushion Ka GEHWARA Ye DUAA HAM Subha-O-Shaam

Gadha sherni say darling i love u

Gadha, Sherni say: Darling, I Love u. Sherni: Tu ne apni shakal dekhi hy? Gadha: Shakal di pehn nu yeh, Thalay vekh thallay sherni

Star moon romantic night bird

Star + Moon = Romantic night. Bird + Sky = Lovely day. Forest + Animal = Re-freshing world. U + Ur smile = Its

If you have to think about

“If You Have To Think About Whether You Love Someone Or Not Then The Answer Is No. When You Love Someone You Just Know.”

Zindgi ki kitab k kuch panne hote

Zindgi ki kitab k kuch panne hote hai, Kuch apne, Kuch begane hote hain. Pyar se savwar jati hai zindgi, Bas Pyar se rishte

Choot ki choot choot paida ki

CHoot Ki Choot, CHoot Ki Choot Paida ki tu ne kitni choot Phir bhi rahi tu choot ki choot Dhat teri Maaa Ki choot.

Har insan ki alag pehchan hoti hai

Har insan ki alag pehchan hoti hai, par hamare sms ki alag hi shaan hoti hai. Har kisi ko karte nahi sms magar, jisko

Ishq sehra hy k derya kabi soche

ishq sehra hy k derya kabi soche wo b us se kva hy mera naata ? kbi soche wo b . . . haan

Jeen da wal sekha de yara suti

jeen da wal sekha de yara suti nabaz chala de yara mudat baad aae dil hasea aae raaj ke aaj hasa de yara sute

1 sawal kiya insan gand sey

1 sAWAL KiYA INSAN GAND SEy PEPSI KA DHAKAN KHOL SAKTA HAi ?? . . . . . . . Jawab Deney K Chakar

Dosttumhe us orat se maar kyu pari

Dost:Tumhe us Orat se maar kyu pari Pathan: Us ki seat k neche Meri Pani ki Bottle pari thi. Maine Bas itna kaha K

Dosto mere marne k baad mera janaza

Dosto mere Marne k baad mera janaza uski gali me ghuma dena, Agar wo dekhle to ek baar mera Nikaal k hila dena. .

Pappu ne aaj tak apni gaand back

Pappu Ne Aaj Tak Apni Gaand (Back) Nahi Dekhi Thhi. Kisi Shararat Ki Vajah Se School Mein Teacher Ne Uski Back Pe Kafi Sare

Dosti k baad mohabat ho sakti hai

‘DOSTI k baad MOHABAT ho sakti hai, ‘magar, ‘MOHABAT k baad DOSTI nahi ho sakti, ‘Kyun k, ‘lund chodny se pehlay khara hota hai

Koi khushiyon ki chaah mein royekoi dukhon

Koi Khushiyon Ki Chaah Mein Roye, Koi Dukhon Ki Panaah Se Roye, Ajeeb Silsila Hai Ishq Aur Mohabbat Ka ‘DOST’ Koi Wafa Ke Liye

Shikwa nahi kisi se se gila

Shikwa Nahi Kisi Se, Kisi Se Gila Nahi Wah wah Shikwa Nahi Kisi Se, Kisi Se Gila Nahi . . . Uska Brazier hi

The comic is the perception of opposite

The comic is the perception of the opposite; humor is the feeling of it.

Mai karta raha tujh se payar ka

Mai Karta Raha Tujh Se Payar Ka Izhar Tu Todti Rahi Mera Dil Bar Bar Tadapta Raha Mai Teri Ek Haan K Liye Aur

L o v e y u

L O V E Y O U .-..-. /),/) .-..-. “-.-” ( ‘;’ ) “-.-” . -.. -. c(..c). “-.-” 00 “-.-”

Waqat ki ek pal main yaad atay

Waqat ki ek ek pal main Yaad atay ho TUM,,,, Saans ki ek ek Lehar ko chu jatay ho TUM,,, Jub hoti hai rat,Nikalty

Ek pakeeza mohabat ky talabgar hain hum

Ek pakeeza mohabat ky talabgar hain hum,, Azma ky dekhlo boht wafadar hain hum,, Humne bi daman me khushyon ko sametna chaha,, Shyad isi

Oh ah ammm ahmmm ooooooh haaaa ssssssss

Oh! Ah! Ammm! Ahmmm! Ooooooh! Haaaa! Ssssssss! Anghhhhh! Ohhhh! Sssssss! Aaaaaah! Oooooh! Sms dia hy, LORA nhi jo tu mazy le raha hy. .

Dil ka haal bata na paye pyaar

Dil ka haal bata na paye, Pyaar unse jata na paye, Mushkil jaane ye baat kyu hoti hai, Ek shabd bhi unse keh na

Jab bhi lab khulte hen to dua

Jab bhi lab khulte hen to dua mangte hen, Hum tere dil men thori si panah mangte hen, Bhula na dena kabhi dil se

Girl kal sapne me mujhe koi qatal

Girl: Kal Sapne Me Mujhe Koi qatal kar Raha Tha, ab kya hoga? 2nd Girl: Tu Dar Mat, Agar Sapny Such Hoty To Main

naukar saab aapke kisi khaas

*. . .NaukaR: Saab aapke kisi khaaS doSt ka fone aya tha Saab: Tuje keSe pata k woh meRa khaaS doSt hy? NaukaR: woh

Bv nangi leti thi pas bhta us

Bv nangi leti thi pas bhta us ka husbnd kam kar rha tha us ne bv ki pussy ma ungli de di bv ne

Pathan ne larki se jhgra kartey us

PATHAN ne larki se jhgra kartey kartey us ke neechay ungli kar di. Larki boli- Teri ye himmat? PATHAN bola Tumne hi to kaha,

Najneen hushn malin nakhraye saaj ho tum

Najneen hushn malin, nakhraye saaj ho tum, Dilkash mohabbat ka, hasin andaaj ho tum, Kyun raaz se raaz ka raaz ho tum, Taj nahin

If you love someone put their name

If you love someone, put their name in a circle, instead of a heart, because hearts can break, but circles go on forever

Love is like the measles all worse

Love is like the measles, All the worse when it comes late in life

Din aate hai din jaate hai kuch

Din aate hai din jaate hai, Kuch lamhe aapke bin guzar nahin paate hai, inhi lamho ko samet kar dekhun toh aap bahut yaad

Bar bra both word hav

Bar & Bra: Both Word Hav Same Letters, Both r Drinking Zone, Both Hav Restricted Timing 4 Opening & Closing, More Importantly, Both Makes

Lo ji naya gand mela

Lo Ji Lo Naya Gand Mela” ) ( (__)(__) Moti Gand ) ( (__)_) Choti Gand ) ( (_)(*) Zakhmi Gand ) ( (

Speak less to people whom u love

Speak less to people whom u love most…..Because if they cant understand ur silence….. They can never understand your words….

1 larki ka mangatar mar gya wo

1 larki ka mangatar mar gya wo rote hue boli: Haye… abi to kuch dekha b nai tha…!! kareb khara hua pathan bola: Abhi

Sexy girl mere aagay ungli dalo ahah

Sexy girl Mere aagay ungli dalo Ah,ah Mere peeche ungli dalo Ah,ah Mere moonh mai ungli dalo Ah,ah Boy lun kahan dalon Girl sms

Good humor isnt a trait of character

Good humor isn’t a trait of character, it is an art which requires practice

Boy frnd msgs his grl agr so

Boy Frnd msgs his grl Frnd Agr so rhi ho to mjhe apne sapne bhjo, jag rhi ho to yaden bhjo, ro rhi ho

Arz kiya hy meray hain srf 2

Arz Kiya Hy meray hain srf 2 hi t*attay, Wah Wah wah meray hain srf 2 hi t*attay, . . . . . .

Never take some one for grantedhold every

Never take some one for granted,Hold every person Close to your Heart because you might wake up one day and realise that you have

Bv ko kush rakhne k liye kuch

Bv ko kush rakhne k liye kuch sonehri asool: 1. Apni wife ki har roz leni chahiye? ‘KHABAR’ 2. Kam az kam 3 se

Girl during sex uncle ji lun

Girl during Sex: Uncle ji, Lun Seedha Choot Me Dalo na, Slip hokar Gaand me ja Raha Hy. Oldman:Janey do Maadarchod ki kismat me

Suhagraat pe shohar wife se dikhnay mei

Suhagraat pe shohar wife se: Dikhnay mei tou teray Boobs baray soft aur pink lag rahay han! Wife : (sharmaatay huwe) Pata nahi g..

Ussay apne husan pe gharor tha

Ussay apne Husan pe Gharor tha,, Mujye apne Ana ka khyal tha,, Ussay Dil Lgi ma Kamal tha,, Meri Dil ki Lagi ka Sawal

Lipton pesh karta heiraat ki gehrai meingaram

Lipton pesh karta heiRaat Ki Gehrai Mein.Garam Garam Razai MeinNa Koi Munda Na Koi RunApni MuthiApna Lun Yahi To Hai Woh Apna Pan…dazzn

Boy i like the soft thing behind

Boy: I like the soft thing behind your braiz. Girl: what? Boy: your heart. Girl: I love the big thing between your two legs.

Yakeen karo woh maut bhi badi suhaani

YAKEEN KARO WOH MAUT BHI BADI SUHAANI HOGI, JISME HAMARI DOSTI VIRAANI HOGI, CHALO VAADA RAHA TUMSE PEHLE HUM JAYENGE, KYONKI TUMRAAHE SWAGAT KI

Rukhsti k wqt dulhan car me bethany

Rukhsti K Wqt Dulhan Car Me Bethany Lgi To Boli : Itni Bri Car? Dulha: Asi MALIK aa Ghr Ponchny Pr: Itna Bra Ghar?

Husband darling tumhara dil nai chahta k

Husband: darling tumhara dil nai chahta k kash tum mard hoti?! Wife: Q aj tmhara chudwane ko dil kr rha hai.?

Dulha dulhan train me jaty huwy surang

Dulha Dulhan Train me jaty huwy surang se guzry: Shohar: Agr pata hota Surang itni lambi hai to koi faaida he utha leta Biwi: