Mre aise lund dost hn k bs

Mre Aise Aise Lund Dost

Hn K,

Bs Kiya Bataun?

Pata b he me Gali De rha

Hon,

Phr b Chuttu Ki Tarha Msg

Parh Rha he,

Gandu Tujhe Keh Rha Hon,

Beghairat Besharm.

Bhosri K.

Thori b Shram he t0 Agy

Mt Parh,

Ab b Parhega Gaand Me Keera Jo he,

Le Parh Le Bhosri K Bharwe,

Rply

Me Gaali Likhi To Chod Dunga.

Bdmash ek lrki ko utha kr le

Bdmash Ek Lrki ko utha kr le gaia’

or

us ka rape krna shoro kr dia’

Rape krty huwe us ne Lrki se kaha:

Kahan hai tumara Aashiq agr us main himmat hai to samny Aaye?

Lrki ko maza Aa rha tha’ Kehne lgi:

Aah!

us namard ka naam mt lo’

Aah!

Tum apna kaam kro or us khusry ko sms prhne do’!’

Us ne phir mera haal pocha hai

Us ne phir mera haal pocha hai,

Kitna mushkil sawal pocha hai,

Hichkiyun ka ajeeb lehja Tha,

Baat ko taal taal pocha hai,

Tum mujhe chohr to na jao ge,

Wastey daal daal pocha hai,

Aansu’on ki zuban mein us ne,

Jitna pocha kamal pocha hai,

Kia kabhi mil sakein ga hum 2no,

Mujh se mera khayal pocha hai??

~~~M’E~~~

Mai dil se baatain karta tha

Mai DiL Se Baatain Karta Tha,

DiL Mujhse Baatain Karta Tha,

Mai Uski Sunta Rehta Tha,

Woh Meri Sunta Rehta Tha,

Hum Dono Apni Baatain Karte Thy,

Aur Ek DoOje Ki Baaton Par,

Hum Dheere se Hanste Rehte Thy,

Mai DiL Ka Dost Hi Acha Tha,

DiL Mera Dost Hi Acha Tha,

Woh Mere Dard Ko Sehta Tha,

Mai Usk Dard Ko Sehta Tha,

Phir DiL Ne ik ChaaL ChaLi

Woh Tumhari Raah Par ChaL NikLa!

Ab Mai bhi Tanha Rehta hun

0r Dil Bhi Tanha Rehta hy

Kisan ne nya murgha kharida jaise hi

Kisan Ne Nya Murgha Kharida.

Jaise Hi Ghar Aya Murga Pinjry Ki Taraf Bhaga Or 150 Murgion Ko Chod DIa

Kisan Boht Khush Hua Or Usy Pakar K Bahar Le Aya

Lunch K Bad Phir Murgay Ne 150 Murgion Ko Chod DIa

Ab Kisan Thora Parishan Hua,

Next Day

Kisan Ne Dekha Murga Khaiton ME Ducks Or Choozon Ko Chod Raha Tha,

KUCH DAIR BAAD.

.

Kisan Ne Dekha Murga Khait Ma Adh Mari Halat Ma Neim Behosh Para ha Or Us per Gidh Mandla Rahay hay

KISAN: Madar Chod Ye Sab Teri Harkaton Ka Natija Ha Ab Mar Bharway.

Murgay Ne 1 Aankh kholi Or BOLA GANDOO CHUP KAR IN KO NEECHE TO AA LENE DE…!

Boss ne apni seceratary ko bulaya aur

Boss Ne Apni Seceratary Ko Bulaya Aur Bola

Boss: “Meri London Ki Ticket Book Kara Do, Aur Is Baar Mera Naam D.K. Bhos Likhwana, Bich Mein Dot Laga Dena.”

Seceratary Hairani Se: “Par Kyu Boss?”

Boss: “Kyunki London Wale Airpor Pe Mera Naam Mr. BhosDK Announs Karte Hai”

Note: Angrej Pehle Last Name And First Name Bolte Hai

Diffrent names of penis kaali

Diffrent names of Penis:

* Kaali Ghaas Ka Daaku

* Chudakkar Ka Sikkandar

* Latakta Khanjar

* Aurat Ka Dushman

* Salwar Ki Talwar

* Sangam Ka Lingam

* Bister Ka Mister

* Raaton Ka Raja

Pass this to 10 Friends and your Penis will grow by 2 Inches…its true…plz. do not ignore else you loose your Lulli by 2 Inches.

* conditions apply (only for boys)

Lafz gandu gand se akhaz kia

Lafz

‘Gandu’

Gand se akhaz kia gaya hai.

Punjabi me gand ko ‘Bund’ kehte hain.

Gand insaani jism ka wo hissa hai jo

Lene,

Dene

or

Dikhane

k liye bhi istamal hota hai.

‘Gandu’ ka asal matlab hai

‘Gand dene wala’.

Is ka mafhoom hai k…

‘wo shakhs jo majbooran, shoqiya ya kisi ki zabardasti ki waja se apni gand de,

‘Gandu’ kehlata hai.

Ya

‘jo shakhs bilkul aakhiri waqt me apni auqat dikha de wo b,

‘Gandu’ he kehlata hai

‘Gandu’ log amooman hamare doston me bhi paaey jate hain

In ki Nishani ye b hi k jb tk aap msg na kren msg ni krtay

A GENERAL KNOWLEDGE Message by

‘MINISTRY OF GANDIOLOGY.

Meri tum se guzarish ha wafaon ka

Meri tum Se Guzarish Ha

Wafaon ka Bharm Rakna,

Chlay Ana Meri Khatir

Sadaon ka Bharm Rkhna,

Charagh-E-Jaan Nahi Bujhta

Hawa Mayous Hoti Ha,

Usy Ata Nhi Shayad

Hawaon ka Bharam Rakhna,

Mujhay Logon Ne Mehfil Main

Hmaisha Hanste Daikha Hy,

Meri Fitrat Me Shamil Ha

Anaon ka Bharam Rkhna.

Sardar apne boss ko phone kr k

Sardar apne boss ko phone kr k bola:

Aj mera mood acha nhi

Me office nhi asakta

Boss:Jab mera mood off hota hai to me apni biwi ko khoob kiss krta hun

Jis se mera mood theek hojata hai

Tm bhi aisa hi karo

2 hours k baad sardar ne boss ko phone kiya:

Mera mood ab acha ha

Apki biwi waqayi kamal ki hai:-

Phool sa kuch kalaam or sahi

Phool sa kuch kalaam or sahi.

Ik ghazal us k naam or sahi.

Is ki zulfen boht ghaneeri hain.

1 shab ka qayaam or sahi.

Zindagi k udaas qessey hain.

1 larki ka naam or sahi.

Haseeno ko sunaeay ghazlen.

Qatal ki 1 shaam or sahi.

Kapkapati ha raat seeny main.

Zehar ka 1 jaam oR sahi…!

Boy and girl sex kar rahay thay1

Boy and Girl sex kar rahay thay.1 babay ne unhen pakar liya.

Baba- Tohadi shakait laggay gi.

Girl:baba g ,aap bhi kar lain magar shikayat na lagain.

Baba Dhoti khol k kafi dair tak khara karny ki koshish krta raha. Lekin khara na hua.

baba utha or bola:

NA G NA, SHAKAIT E LAGY Gi..:-)

Ek larki doosri se yar shuru main

Ek Larki Doosri Se:

Yar Shuru Shuru main To Bara Maza Aa Raha Tha lekin?

Doosri: Lekin Kya?

Batao na

1st: Lekin Jab Baad Mein Zor Zor Se Jhatkey Lagney Lagey,

Meri To Kamar Hi Toot Gai,

Me tou Qasam Khati Hun

Aainda RIKSHAY

Mein Kabhi Safar Nahi Karun gi. 🙂

Kharab Soch Wale…

Bacha maa se mom yeh pregnant kia

¤Bacha maa se:

Mom yeh pregnant kia hota hai?

Mom ne ghuse se dikha to woh samjha ghuse ko pregnant kehte hein

2nd day beta school sey wapis atay huay 1 larki k uper gir gaya

Larki ki maa chilla kar boli: yeh kia badtamizi hai?

Bacha bola: gira teri beti k upar hon aur pregnant tu ho rahi hai.