A girl touched the horse p3nis horse

A girl touched the horse p3nis. Horse excited jumped & ran away very fast.

Pathan, (the horse owner): bibi ab hamara bi pakro,hum ko apna Ghora pakarna hai….!

Lovers sitting in a park boy tries

Lovers sitting in a park,

boy tries to kiss the girl..

Girl says No dear not all this before marriage..

Boy: Don’t worry darling “I am already married”

2 pistol te 1 gundhoni di

2 Pistol te 1 GunDHONI di Maa nu LUN

2 Pukhey te 1 Malang

ZAHEER di Pehan nu LUN

2 Sitary te 1 Chann

TANDULKAR di waddi nu LUN

40 killo da 1 mann

SAHWAG di nikki nu LUN

2 Ankhian te 2 kan,

HARBJAN di kurri nu Lun,

AFRIDI sab ne Farmaya..

Te Jehra is nu frwrd na kary

odi bund wich mera LUN.

Prescribed viagra dosages new girlfriend no

Prescribed Viagra dosages:

New Girlfriend: No need.

Old Girlfriend: Half tablet

Mistress: One tablet

Wife: 2 tabs + whiskey + blue film + heating lubricant gel + will power + her mood + her time of the month + her permission !!!!

Hai haqiqat me wohi pyaar ko pane

Hai Haqiqat me wohi pyaar ko pane wale

Apne mahboob ko palkon pe bitahne wale

Dil ki wirani ko qushion se sajane wale

Ishq ka rog jo qud ko hai lagane wale

Zikr tera bhi wafa walon me hoga aye dost

yaad me bewafa ke deep jalane wale

tere qudmon me ye sara jahan huga ek din

maa ke hunton pe tabassum ko sajane wale

pyaar-o-ulfat wafa humdardi muhabbat ye sab

kon hai duniya me ab in ko nibhane wale

When i pray dont see god but

When I pray I don’t see God, but I know he listens

As such, When I SMS U I don’t see you,

but I know you think of me and Smiles.

Chodtey waqt mard ki taqat ka

‘Chodtey Waqt Mard ki taqat Ka Andaza Hiltey Huey ‘TATT0N’ se Nahi

Balkey. LARKI K

‘Uchaltey huey’ ‘MAMMON’

se hota hai

jis tarah Chudai ki Shiddat ka andaza

Mard k ‘Zor’ se nhiLarki k ‘Shor’ se

hota hai(William Nargis)

MAIN AUR MERI

RANGEEN RATEN

Chapter:

Tofaani Jhatkey

Ishq aisa karo ki dhadkan mein bas

ISHQ AISA KARO KI DHADKAN MEIN BAS JAAYE,

SAANS BHI LO TO KHUSHBOO USI KI AAYE,

PYAAR KA NASHA AANKHON PE CHHAAYE,

BAAT KOI BHI HO PAR NAAM USI KA AAYE.

Najoomi larki ka haath dekh kar bola

Najoomi Larki Ka Haath Dekh Kar Bola:

‘Beti Tum Bohat Chudwaogi’

Larki:’Abay harami,

Chudwa To Main 5 Saal Se Rahi Hoon,

Yeh Bata

Baccha Kab Hoga…?’s

Jigar ki grmi masany garmi aur ehtilam

Jigar Ki Grmi

Masany Ki Garmi

Aur Ehtilam Ka Wahid Elaj,

Qarshi Ki

Thanda

Krny WaliArshi

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Bacho ke pohanch se dur rakhyn.

Oye bachi ka msg dekh k mobile

Oye Bachi ka msg dekh k mobile ki Chumiyaan lene wale Khasi,

Gand se sariye seedhe kerne wale Engineer,

Lun pe Sona uria dal k Bara kerne wale,

Google pe mardana Takat ke tarikay dhondne waly Sciencedan,

Raat ko Mashooq ka naam le le k muthe marne waly LoNdaybaz,

Samosay walay se 6 Lun walay Pakoray mangne walay Bhokay,

Lulli pe Lorra likh ke khushe se chalangay marnay walay Baander,

KAISA HAI RE??

Mohabbat k sapney dekhata boht hy

Mohabbat

K Sapney

Dekhata Boht Hy,

Wo Raaton

Ko Mujh Ko

Jagata Bhi Boht Hy,

Me Aankhon

Me KajaL

Lagaon Tu Kese?

In Aankhon

Ko ZaLim RuLata Bhi Tu Boht Hai

I will wait till the

I Will Wait …

Till The Day

‘I’ Can Forget ‘You’ …

Or

The Day

You Realize

‘You’ Cannot Forget ‘Me’ …

Judge kia ap wo jaga bata sakty

Judge: Kia ap wo jaga bata sakty ho Jahan Apki BV k sth Rape hua?

Sardar ne Apni BV ki SaHri uthai Undrwear nechy kia 0r bola

ETHAY, MY LORD,ETHAY

Success hurts when you dont have a

SuCcEsS hUrTs

WhEn YoU dOn’T hAvE a LoVeD oNe To ShArE iT wItH…

BuT fAiLuRe AlSo LoOkS bEaUtIfUl

WhEn YoU hAvE a LoVeD oNe To HuG yOu… (:

Thes r amazng statements d just to

Thes r amazng statements! =D

just to bring back smiles on our faces

‘Aur na bananay do mujhe century’- Sachin Tendulkar :p

‘Meri chai thandi ho rhi thi warna batata’- Razzaq

‘Acha Power Play Baki Tha?? Oh nooo’- Shahid Afridi :p

‘Mujhay 60 overs ka bataya gaya tha’- Misbah ul Haq :p

‘Shuker hai pehle he retirement le li thi’- Shoaib Akhtar:p

‘bnch0d0 mujhay fazool me marwa dia’ Marhoom Tota

Whats an average 6 inch long inside

What’s an average 6 inch long

Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?

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A:1000- rupee currency note.!

Always think positive

Ek baar ek nanga aadmi aur haathi

Ek baar, ek nanga aadmi aur ek haathi amne saaamne aa gaye.

Haathhi ne nange aadmi ko thodi der dekha, aur kaha…

‘Tum itni chhoti si cheez se saans kaise lete ho?

Mujhe teri mohabbat mein kho jaane do

Mujhe teri mohabbat mein kho jaane do,

Har lamha mar ke aaj phir jee jaane do,

Isse mahobbat ne dil ko aaj phir dhadkaya hai,

Mujhe ishq ki baaho mein so jaane do,

Tadap ki aag hai judaai ki baahon mein,

Mujhe aaj iss mohabbat se mil jaane do,

Meri saans chalti hai tere naam ki aahat pe,

Mujh benaam ko iss naam mein kho jaane do,

Kasam tujhe chalne wali hawaon ki mehboob,

Mujhe iss mohabbat ki aag mein jal jaane do

The person who tries to live alone

The person who tries to live alone will not succeed as a human being. His heart withers if it does not answer another heart. His mind shrinks away if he hears only the echoes of his own thoughts and finds no other inspiration.

~ Pearl S. Buck

Ay maa yeh kaamyabiyan izzat yeh naam

(AY MAA)

Yeh kaamyabiyan izzat yeh naam tum se hai

Khuda ne jo bhi diya hai maqam tum se hai

Tumhare dam se hain mere lahoo mai khilte gulaab

Mere wujood ka saara nizam tum se hai

Kahan bisaat-e-jahan aur mai kamsin aur nadaan

Yeh meri jeet ka sab ahtemam tum se hai

Jahan jahan hai meri dushmani sabab mai hoon

Jahan jahan hai mera ahteraam tum se hai

Suno larki kisi ne such kaha tha

Suno Larki,

Kisi Ne Such Kaha Tha,

Ye,

Mohabbat Mer Nahi Sakti,

Magar,

Adhora Such Suna Humne,

Mukamal Such To Ye Hai K

Mohabbat Khud Nahi Marti,

Mohabbat Maar Deti Hai`M~E`

Jungle mai 1 shikari ko shikar na

Jungle Mai 1 Shikari Ko Shikar Na Mila To Wo ‘Muth’ Marne Beth Gaya.

1 Sher Ne Dekha To Bhaagte Hue Tamam JanwarOn Se Bola: Jisko Apni Jaan Pyari Hai, Bhaag Jaye..

Thorri Door Aa K ek Lomrri Boli: Hua Kya Hai..??

Sher: Maine Bohat Shikari Dekhe hain Per Aisa Shikari Nai Dekha Jo Itni C Gun Ko 60-70 Dafa Load Kar chuka Hai..

Patta Nahi Kitne Fire Karega.. BahaaagOoOo

1 sawal kiya insan gand sey

1 sAWAL

KiYA INSAN GAND SEy PEPSI KA DHAKAN KHOL SAKTA HAi ??

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Jawab Deney K Chakar Mein Khol Mat Lena ….

Gaaaand Phat Jaye gi … beta ‘

Us k sath rhte hame chahat c

Us k sath rhte rhte hame chahat c hogai,Us se bat krte krte hame adat c hogai,1 pal na mily to becheni c hoti hai,Dosti nibhate nibhate hame Mohabat c hogae…@

Lehron ko shaant dekh kar yeh mat

Lehron ko shaant dekh kar yeh mat samjna

Ki samandar maen ravani nahi hae,

Jaab bi uthe ge tuffan ban kar uthe ge,

Abhi uthne ki thani nahi hae.

Un dino kafi dar lgta tha nachna

Un dino kafi dar lgta tha

nachna

gana

khelna

kodna

uff

bahar jana

geelay pan ka dar….

Phr mjy mila

bas 25 RS me

MOBILE COVER

ab barish k dino me b azadi se apna mobile hr wqt apne 7 rkh skti or enjoy kr skti hn:-)

Lekin 1 dafa phr apki soch ko salam hy…..!

Sindhi koi aisi cheez bata jo 1

Sindhi: Koi aisi cheez bata jo 1 jesi b ho

aur un mai farq b ho

Pathan: Koiley ki kan or Altaf Bhai ki gand

dono kali hain, par 1 mai heera aur 1 mai keera hai

An inexhaustible good nature is one of

An inexhaustible good nature is one of the most precious gifts of heven, spreading itself like oil over the troubled sea of thought, and keeping the mind smooth and equable in the roughest weather.

Hamain neend nahi aati unko yaad kiey

Hamain neend nahi aati unko yaad kiey baghair

Wo aksar so jatay hain hamara naam Liey baghair

Qasoor unka nahi Qasoor tou hamara hay

Ham ne unse mohabbat ki hay unki ijazat k baghair

Pehlay kabhi ye yadain tanhai na thi

pehlay kabhi ye yadain

ye tanhai na thi;

kabhi dil ma madhoshi chai na thi;

jane kya asar kar gayi ap ki batain;

warna is tarha kabhi yad kisi ki aayi na thi……..

Larki apni daadi se ye pyar ish

LARKI APNI DAADI SE

DAADI YE PYAR ISH MUHABBAT SAB KYA HY

DAADI:HANSTE HOYE KUCH NAHI BETA YE SAB MUFT PHUDI LENAY K BAHANAY HAIN.

Always start your day with a lot

Always start your day with a lot of… S E X

S – SMILE

E – ENERGY

X – XCITEMENT

so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.

Khoobain itni to nahi hai hum

Khoobain Itni To Nahi hai

Hum Main,,

Ke Hum Aap ko Har Paal Yaad aye ge,,

Par Itni Aitbaar hai humian khud pe,,

Ke App Kabi Humain Bhool na Pain ge…..

R.F

Agher hum na hotay to app ko

Agher hum na hotay to app ko gazal kon kahta app ka chray ko gulab kon kahta, yea to karshma hia hum pyar karnay waloka warna pathro ko Taj Mahal kon kahta.

Yaad teri yad bohat ab aane lagi

‘YAAD’

TERI YAD BOHAT AB AANE LAGI HA

EK JAAN HY AB WO BHI JANE LAGI HY

TANHA TANHA ABRHNE LAGA HON

TANHAI BOHAT TARPANE LAGI HY?

ES HAAL MEIN JEENA MUSHKIL HY

HAR SANS TUJHE BULANE LAGI HY

TERI YADON KI JO KHUSHBO HY

MERI SANSO KO MAHKANE LAGI HY

KOI LAMHA TERI YAAD SE KHALI NAHI

AB TO YE ANKHEN B’AAN S’ BAHANE LAGI HY

AGAR LOT AANA HAI TO LOT AAO

IS DIL SE AB DHARKAN BHI JANE LAGI HY

TERI YAD BOHAT AB AANE LAGI HY.

Kiya hai tumne hum se ek waada

Kiya hai tumne hum se ek waada yaad rakhna,

Bhool na jaana kahin apna irada yaad rakhna.

Ab na hamain rulana tum, ab na door jaana tum,

Pehle hi seh chuke hain dukh itne ziyada yaad rakhna.

Dil to na dukhaoge mujhe chor to na jaoge.

Dil main hi base ho tum ab isse abaad rakhna.

Tum jo chor jaoge hum to mar hi jayenge,

Tumhare dam se zindagi hai sirf itna yaad rakhna.

Chahaton ki duniya mein roshni tumhi se hai,

Dil tod kar hamein chor kar kahin na jaana yaad rakhna

Ek admi dost k ghr gya tu

Ek admi dost k ghr gya tu uski bv chae le i.

Admi bola chae boht achi hai.

kya apna dhod dala hai?

She rply. Han dhod apna dala hai lekin nalka b khrab ta is lye pani b apna he dala hai.

4 saal ka bacha aur bachi ek

4 Saal ka bacha aur bachi ek sath naha rahay thay

Bachi: Main tumhari NoNo pakron

Bacha: Chal pagli apni to tor di ab meri bi Toro gi kya.

Yar tere number ko kya howa hai

Yar tere Number ko kya howa hai

Bhai?

Maine abhi call ki to

Pathan Bola

‘Welcome 2 Peshawar ap ka matlooba larka hmary istmaal mei hai

kuch der bad cal kren?

Socha tha ik zakham hay bhar jaiga

SOCHA THA IK ZAKHAM HAY BHAR JAIGA…

KIA KHABAR THI RAG-O-JAN MAIN UTAR JAIGA…

THEEK LIKHA THA MERAY HATHON KI LAKIRON MAIN…

TU AGAR PYAR KARAYGA TO BIKHAR JAIGA…

Pathan hum reema se shadi krega

Pathan: ‘Hum Reema se shadi krega.’

Admi: ‘Reema usi se shadi kegi jus ka 8inch ka hoga.’

Pathtan: ‘Koi bat nai kochaa hum 2inch katwa le ga.

Dosti boobs nahi jo dab jaye

Dosti BOOBS Nahi Jo Dab Jaye

Dosti LUN Nahi Jo Thak Jaye

Dosti GAAND Nahi Jo phatt Jaye

Dosti To PHUDDI Hai Mere Dost,

Jo waqt k sath GEHRI hoti jati hai. . .

Dedicate to all Phudu Frnds;

Mouhabat tum say ki hai dulhan k

Mouhabat Tum Say Ki Hai

Dulhan K Roop Mai Pana Cahata Hon

Bus Tumhain Chahta Hon

Tumhain Paa K Dunya Say Chupana Cahata Hon

Bus Tumhain Chahta Hon

Kabhi Apni Zulfoo Ko Shanoo Par Tu Lao

Mai Wo Haseen Munzar Dahkna Chahta Hon

Mouhabat Tum Say Ki Hai

Dulhan K Roop Mai Pana Chahta Hon

Only 4 my LOVE ONE

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

Hamein tum se mohabbat hai hamara imtihaan

Hamein tum se mohabbat hai, hamara imtihaan le lo,

Agar chaho to dil le lo, agar chaho to jaan le lo.

Hamein tum bhool mat jaana, ye ik faryaad karte hein,

Wafa ki shart se bhi hum tumein, azaad karte hein,

Zubaan bhi hum na kholeinge, yeh tum hum se zubaan le lo.

Hum apni jaan de kar bhi, mohabbat ka bharam rakh lein,

Tumhare dil pe koi bhojh ho, to sar pe hum rakh lein,

Khizaan ke ghum hamein de do, bahaaron ka sama le lo.

Zamaana kuchh nahin hai, sirf ik rangeen dhoka hai,

Tumhare pyaar pe lekin, hamein poora bharosa hai,

Zara si dil mein bas de do, jagah, saara jhaan le lo.

Hamein tum se mohabbat hai, hamara imtihaan le lo

Tendulker wife k sath sex krte hue

TENDULKER wife k sath sex krte hue:

Darling PITCH sahi nhi,

GHASS boht hai,

SHORT nhi lag rahe.

Wife: Jhooty! Abi isi PITCH per AFRIDI CENTURY mar kr gya hai.s

Tum ne jo dil se qadar ki

Tum Ne Jo Dil Se Qadar Ki Humari

Ab Se Hai Meri Jaan B Tumhari

Rakhna Khayaal Sirf Itna Sa K

Hum Hai Tum Se Aur Tum Se Hai Zindagi Humari.

Kisi kisi ko koi itna pyar deta

Kisi kisi ko koi ITNA PYAR deta hy

Falak se CHAND SITARE utar deta hy

Tery milne ki talab mujko ZINDA rakhti hy

Par Teri judai ka dar mujhko MAAR deta hai

Wen stars shine at nite in sky

Wen stars shine at nite in sky

My body blasts like bomb

Nahi samjay?

Professor Naseebo Lal explains it

Jadun rat nu niklan taray,

Mera badan patakhy maary.

Aik pathan aur us ki bv bus

Aik pathan aur us ki bv bus me sath ja rhe thy us ne kiraya dete hue apni bv ko awaz di

?gulbakht?

Tum agey se nahi dena me ne pechy se de diya hy:-D:-D:-D

Ek jamadar gattar me jhuk kr kachra

Ek jamadar gattar me jhuk kr kachra nikal raha tha…!

Ek pathan wahan se guzarte howe ruk kr bola..

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O Yara..

Tm log b na majboor kr dete ho.

mental hospital mein 2 pagal

*. . .Mental hospital mein 2 pagal aik doosray ko zoor zoor se chood rahay thaey aur doo pagal ek sath uchal rahe thay!

Aik guzartay hue shakhs ne pucha, tum log kyun uchal rahay ho, chudai toh wahan chal rahi hai…

Donu pagal ne aik saath kaha, chutiye, HUM MUMMAY HAIN!:p

r O c K I N G….. . . . . .

Wel com 2 my khushab depth

Wel com 2 my *KHUSHAB*

*Depth of River JHELUM

*Height of *SAKISAR*

*Richness of fertilizer Land

*View of ***UCHHALI JHIL***

*Beauty of Warcha SALT MINE

*Shrine of Belum Shaeed

*Daebar of SULTAN MEHDI(sodhi)

*Rose of ****SOON VEALLY****

*Stone of Khohistani namak

*Dignity of Atomic Project

*Sand of Thall

*A LAND OF PURIFIED LOVE

*KHUSHAB*

*I PROUD 2 B A KHUSHABI*

MALIK MUBEEN

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Girl50 rupees dena boyright jaib se le

Girl:50 Rupees dena.

Boy:Right jaib se le lo.

‘Jeib phati hoi thi LUN haath main Aa giya,

Girl:es main to nahi hain.

Boy:Left jaib se

le lo.

‘Wo jaib bhi phati hoi thi phir LUN haath main Aa giya.

Girl ghusey se: Behn chod k bachey.gaandu!

Paisa 1 nahi hy or LUN 2, 2

Rakhey hoey hain

Wife apne pathan husband se kya

Wife Apne Pathan Husband Se:

Kya Kal Raat Aap Ne SAATHI Charhaya Tha?

Pathan:

Nahi Nahi.. Kal Raat To Hum Akela Hi Charha Tha.

Girl oh no bleeding shuru hogai hy

Girl:

Oh No, Bleeding Shuru Hogai Hy

Plz

Jaldi Nikaalo Bohat Dard Horaha Hy

Oh

Oi

Ma

Aah

Itna Zor?

Bus Karo!

Nikaal B Do Na,

Doctor: Lo Nikaal Diya, Kharab Daant Tha, Magar Tum Chillati Bohat Ho

Us Din Kya Karogi?

Girl: Kis Din?

Doctor: Choro Msg Parhny Wale bohat tharki hy Samajh Gaya hoga

1 train men dako ghus gay or

1 train men Dako ghus gay or sari train loot lee.

Girl: papa men ne apni anguthi apni choot men chhupa di thi or dakoon ko pata b nahe chala or anguthi bach gai.

Papa:agar ye tum apni ammi ko b bata deti to soot case b bach jata

Ami nay suna or boli agar meri sas b yahan hoti to pori train hi bach jati.

Chand k sath kai dard purane nikle

chand k sath kai dard purane nikle

kitne gam the jo tere gam ke bahane nikle

fasl-e gul ai phir ik bar asiran-e-vafa

apne hi khun k dariya main nahane nikle

hijr ki chot ajab sang-shikan hoti hai

dil ki befaiz zaminon se khazane nikle

umr guzri hai shab-e-tar main ankhain malte

kis ufaq se mera khurshid na jane nikle

ku-e-qatil main chale jaise shahidon ka julus

Khvab yuu bhigti ankhon ko sajane nikle

dil ne ik int se tamir kiya taj mahal

tu ne ik bat kahi lakh fasane nikle

dasht-e tanhai-e-hijranN main khara sochta hun

haye kya log mera sath nibhane nikle

main ne ‘Amjad’ use bevasta dekha hi nahi

vo to Khushbu main bhi ahat ke bahane nikle

Hontho ki baat ye ansoo kehete hainjo

Hontho ki baat ye ansoo kehete hain,jo chup rete hai fir bhi behete hain

Aur in aasuon ki kismat to dekhiye,ye unke liye behte hain jo in ankhon mein ghar kiye rahte hai

Boy frnd msgs his grl agr so

Boy Frnd msgs his grl Frnd

Agr so rhi ho

to mjhe apne sapne bhjo,

jag rhi ho to yaden bhjo,

ro rhi ho to ansu bhjo..

Grl Frnd replies:

potti kar rhi hun:-P

Kashti b nhe badli sahil badla dobne

Kashti b nhe badli Sahil b nhe badla

Dobne walo ka jazba b nhe badla

Hain shok-e- safar aisa ek umr se dosto

Manzil b nhe payi rasta b nhe badla

Yu nazar ki baat aur dil chura

Yu nazar ki baat ki aur dil chura gaye,

Andhero ke saye mein dhadkan suna gaye.

Hum to samajhe the ajnabi aapko,

Par aap to hume apna bana gaye….

Dua hai k teri dunia me koi

Dua Hai K Teri Dunia Me Koi Ghum Na Ho,
Dua Hai K Teri Muskan Kabhi Kam Na Ho,
Agar Kabhi Teri Palkon Me Aansu Aayen,
To Dua Hai K Uski Wajeh Kabhi Hum Na Hon.

Teacher class mein bachho ko samjha rahi

Teacher Class Mein Bachho Ko Samjha Rahi Thhi

Teacher: “Bachho Ye Duniya Gol Hai”

Ye Baat Sun Ke Pappu Ne Hath Khada Kiya, Teacher Ne Pucha Bolo Kya Kahna Chahte Ho

Pappu: “Madam Ji, Aap Kahti Hai To Man Leta Hun, Warna Daddy To Kahte Hai Ki Duniya Madharchod Hai“

Manga hy rab se tujhe iltija kr

Manga hy rab se tujhe iltija kr k,

ab door na jana kbi mjhe tanha kr k,

tujhse wabasta hy zndgi apni,

chahenge tujhe hum chaht ki intiha kr k.

Khudrat k karishmon me agar raat na

khudrat k karishmon me agar raat na hoti to khwabon me bhi un se mulakhat na hoti, yeh dil her ek gham ki wajah hai , yeh dil na hota to koi baat na hoti.

Dekhiye veena malik k b

Dekhiye Veena Malik K

B( . ) ( . )Bs

Size 42

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Mene Sirf Dekhne Ko Kaha Tha

Aap To Dabate Hi Ja Rahe Ho.

Phool agar khushbu dar hai to tum

phool agar khushbu dar hai to khushbu tum ho.

chand agar roshan hai to roshni tum ho.

burf agar thandi hai to thandak tum ho.

hum agar zinda hain to zindgi tum ho…