Sexy SMS Collection

Suna hai eshq main neenden urr jateen

suna hai eshq main neenden urr jateen hain ‘JAN’ hum bhi raton ko jagna chahte hain

Beautiful sentence but i luv u and

Beautiful sentence BUT, I LUV U and World’s most selfish/painful sentence I LUV U, BUT..

Bhool jaon usay kaisi baat karty ho

bhool jaon usay kaisi baat karty ho MEEER bkabhi din ne b aaghaz kiya hai sooraj k begair

Hai haqiqat me wohi pyaar ko pane

Hai Haqiqat me wohi pyaar ko pane wale Apne mahboob ko palkon pe bitahne wale Dil ki wirani ko qushion se sajane wale Ishq

Maalik khabis admi tm bathroom main ghuss

Maalik: Khabis admi Tm bathroom main ghuss aae ? jab k main naha raha hun. Noker: Ghalti ho gai maaf ker den. Mein samjha

When i pray dont see god but

When I pray I don’t see God, but I know he listens As such, When I SMS U I don’t see you, but I

Chodtey waqt mard ki taqat ka

‘Chodtey Waqt Mard ki taqat Ka Andaza Hiltey Huey ‘TATT0N’ se Nahi Balkey. LARKI K ‘Uchaltey huey’ ‘MAMMON’ se hota hai jis tarah Chudai

Ishq aisa karo ki dhadkan mein bas

ISHQ AISA KARO KI DHADKAN MEIN BAS JAAYE, SAANS BHI LO TO KHUSHBOO USI KI AAYE, PYAAR KA NASHA AANKHON PE CHHAAYE, BAAT KOI

Najoomi larki ka haath dekh kar bola

Najoomi Larki Ka Haath Dekh Kar Bola: ‘Beti Tum Bohat Chudwaogi’ Larki:’Abay harami, Chudwa To Main 5 Saal Se Rahi Hoon, Yeh Bata Baccha

Jigar ki grmi masany garmi aur ehtilam

Jigar Ki Grmi Masany Ki Garmi Aur Ehtilam Ka Wahid Elaj, Qarshi Ki Thanda Krny WaliArshi ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, (((~_~))) ))) ((( /( . ) (

Oye bachi ka msg dekh k mobile

Oye Bachi ka msg dekh k mobile ki Chumiyaan lene wale Khasi, Gand se sariye seedhe kerne wale Engineer, Lun pe Sona uria dal

Mohabbat k sapney dekhata boht hy

Mohabbat K Sapney Dekhata Boht Hy, Wo Raaton Ko Mujh Ko Jagata Bhi Boht Hy, Me Aankhon Me KajaL Lagaon Tu Kese? In Aankhon

I will wait till the

I Will Wait … Till The Day ‘I’ Can Forget ‘You’ … Or The Day You Realize ‘You’ Cannot Forget ‘Me’ …

Judge kia ap wo jaga bata sakty

Judge: Kia ap wo jaga bata sakty ho Jahan Apki BV k sth Rape hua? Sardar ne Apni BV ki SaHri uthai Undrwear nechy

Success hurts when you dont have a

SuCcEsS hUrTs WhEn YoU dOn’T hAvE a LoVeD oNe To ShArE iT wItH… BuT fAiLuRe AlSo LoOkS bEaUtIfUl WhEn YoU hAvE a LoVeD oNe

Thes r amazng statements d just to

Thes r amazng statements! =D just to bring back smiles on our faces ‘Aur na bananay do mujhe century’- Sachin Tendulkar :p ‘Meri chai

Har bichra howa paunchi isi umeed py

Har bichra howa paunchi isi umeed py aagaz-e-subah karta hy Dost k qismat mila dy gi ham-nasheen sy mujko groob-e-Aftab sy pehly…

Whats an average 6 inch long inside

What’s an average 6 inch long Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up? ? ? ? ? A:1000- rupee currency

Ek baar ek nanga aadmi aur haathi

Ek baar, ek nanga aadmi aur ek haathi amne saaamne aa gaye. Haathhi ne nange aadmi ko thodi der dekha, aur kaha… ‘Tum itni

Mujhe teri mohabbat mein kho jaane do

Mujhe teri mohabbat mein kho jaane do, Har lamha mar ke aaj phir jee jaane do, Isse mahobbat ne dil ko aaj phir dhadkaya

Pehli bar iss tarah chodo jaise doosri

Pehli bar iss tarah chodo… Jaise doosri bar kabhi milenge nahin… Doosri bar iss tarah chodo jaise pehle kabhi choda hi nahin…

The person who tries to live alone

The person who tries to live alone will not succeed as a human being. His heart withers if it does not answer another heart.

Ay maa yeh kaamyabiyan izzat yeh naam

(AY MAA) Yeh kaamyabiyan izzat yeh naam tum se hai Khuda ne jo bhi diya hai maqam tum se hai Tumhare dam se hain

Har dhadkan mein ek raaz hota hai

Har dhadkan mein ek raaz hota hai, Har baat ko batane ka ek andaz hota hai, Jab tak thokar na lage bewafai ki, Har

Aaj b raat ko jub bacha nahi

Aaj b raat ko jub bacha nahi sota to maa kehti hai, So ja Munna so ja., Werna, . . . . Werna.. Doosra

Wife subha naha kar apni shalwar k

WIFE Subha Naha Kar Apni Shalwar K Andar Agrbati Ghuma Rahi Thi HUSBAND: Ye Kya Kar Rahi Ho? WIFE: Tum Jao Office. Mera b

Suno larki kisi ne such kaha tha

Suno Larki, Kisi Ne Such Kaha Tha, Ye, Mohabbat Mer Nahi Sakti, Magar, Adhora Such Suna Humne, Mukamal Such To Ye Hai K Mohabbat

Jungle mai 1 shikari ko shikar na

Jungle Mai 1 Shikari Ko Shikar Na Mila To Wo ‘Muth’ Marne Beth Gaya. 1 Sher Ne Dekha To Bhaagte Hue Tamam JanwarOn Se

1 sawal kiya insan gand sey

1 sAWAL KiYA INSAN GAND SEy PEPSI KA DHAKAN KHOL SAKTA HAi ?? . . . . . . . Jawab Deney K Chakar

Us k sath rhte hame chahat c

Us k sath rhte rhte hame chahat c hogai,Us se bat krte krte hame adat c hogai,1 pal na mily to becheni c hoti

Lehron ko shaant dekh kar yeh mat

Lehron ko shaant dekh kar yeh mat samjna Ki samandar maen ravani nahi hae, Jaab bi uthe ge tuffan ban kar uthe ge, Abhi

Un dino kafi dar lgta tha nachna

Un dino kafi dar lgta tha nachna gana khelna kodna uff bahar jana geelay pan ka dar…. Phr mjy mila bas 25 RS me

Aagy sher pechy cheeta wah agy

AaGy sHer peChy Cheeta wah wah AGy sher peCHy Cheeta Maa Ki ChoOt Us Ki Jo Bhi Ye WOrld Cup Jeeta.

Sindhi koi aisi cheez bata jo 1

Sindhi: Koi aisi cheez bata jo 1 jesi b ho aur un mai farq b ho Pathan: Koiley ki kan or Altaf Bhai ki

An inexhaustible good nature is one of

An inexhaustible good nature is one of the most precious gifts of heven, spreading itself like oil over the troubled sea of thought, and

Girl dekhain aap ne meray mummay choos

Girl: Dekhain Aap ne meray Mummay Choos Choos ke kitney barey kr diye hain.. Boy: Darling! Agr is tarha hota to aj mera LUN

Hamain neend nahi aati unko yaad kiey

Hamain neend nahi aati unko yaad kiey baghair Wo aksar so jatay hain hamara naam Liey baghair Qasoor unka nahi Qasoor tou hamara hay

Pehlay kabhi ye yadain tanhai na thi

pehlay kabhi ye yadain ye tanhai na thi; kabhi dil ma madhoshi chai na thi; jane kya asar kar gayi ap ki batain; warna

Milna itifaak tha bicharna naseeb wo utna

milna itifaak tha bicharna naseeb tha wo utna he door ho gaya jitna kareeb tha hum usko dekhne k liye taraste he rahe jis

Larki apni daadi se ye pyar ish

LARKI APNI DAADI SE DAADI YE PYAR ISH MUHABBAT SAB KYA HY DAADI:HANSTE HOYE KUCH NAHI BETA YE SAB MUFT PHUDI LENAY K BAHANAY

Always start your day with a lot

Always start your day with a lot of… S E X S – SMILE E – ENERGY X – XCITEMENT so make S E

Shaam dhali phir raat ayee dil dharka

SHAAM DHALI PHIR RAAT AYEE DIL DHARKA PHIR AP KI YAAD AYEE AANKHOON NE MEHSOOS KIA US HAWA KO JO AP KO CHOO KAR

Boy to shopkeeper ek black color ka

Boy to Shopkeeper: Ek Black Color ka Condom dena.. Shopkeeper: Black hi Kyun? Boy: Wo girl friend ka husband mar gaya hai, Afsos karnay

Khoobain itni to nahi hai hum

Khoobain Itni To Nahi hai Hum Main,, Ke Hum Aap ko Har Paal Yaad aye ge,, Par Itni Aitbaar hai humian khud pe,, Ke

U menothing umeeverything i love u

U-ME=NOTHING U+ME=EVERYTHING I LOVE U

Agher hum na hotay to app ko

Agher hum na hotay to app ko gazal kon kahta app ka chray ko gulab kon kahta, yea to karshma hia hum pyar karnay

Boy and girl sex kar rahay thay1

Boy and Girl sex kar rahay thay.1 babay ne unhen pakar liya. Baba- Tohadi shakait laggay gi. Girl:baba g ,aap bhi kar lain magar

Girl janu mere moun me dalo na

GIRL: Janu Mere moun me Dalo na, me Chusongi BOY: Nahi agar tum kha Gai to me Kya Karonga? GIRL: Tum Dosri kulfi Le

Main apni rooh tere jism main he

Main Apni Rooh Tere Jism main He Choor Aaei… Tujhy Galay Se Lagana To ek Bahana tha…. .qasam se.

Yaad teri yad bohat ab aane lagi

‘YAAD’ TERI YAD BOHAT AB AANE LAGI HA EK JAAN HY AB WO BHI JANE LAGI HY TANHA TANHA ABRHNE LAGA HON TANHAI BOHAT

Kiya hai tumne hum se ek waada

Kiya hai tumne hum se ek waada yaad rakhna, Bhool na jaana kahin apna irada yaad rakhna. Ab na hamain rulana tum, ab na

Ek admi dost k ghr gya tu

Ek admi dost k ghr gya tu uski bv chae le i. Admi bola chae boht achi hai. kya apna dhod dala hai? She

4 saal ka bacha aur bachi ek

4 Saal ka bacha aur bachi ek sath naha rahay thay Bachi: Main tumhari NoNo pakron Bacha: Chal pagli apni to tor di ab

Yar tere number ko kya howa hai

Yar tere Number ko kya howa hai Bhai? Maine abhi call ki to Pathan Bola ‘Welcome 2 Peshawar ap ka matlooba larka hmary istmaal

Socha tha ik zakham hay bhar jaiga

SOCHA THA IK ZAKHAM HAY BHAR JAIGA… KIA KHABAR THI RAG-O-JAN MAIN UTAR JAIGA… THEEK LIKHA THA MERAY HATHON KI LAKIRON MAIN… TU AGAR

Us ne kaha tmhain mjhse ktna pyar

Us ne kaha tmhain mjhse ktna pyar hy Maine kaha sitaro ka koi shumar hy Usne kaha kon tmhe subse ziada azeez hy Maine

Pathan hum reema se shadi krega

Pathan: ‘Hum Reema se shadi krega.’ Admi: ‘Reema usi se shadi kegi jus ka 8inch ka hoga.’ Pathtan: ‘Koi bat nai kochaa hum 2inch

Evrythng has its replacement pain 2 reliefe sad 2 happy cry 2 smile

Evrythng has its replacement Pain-2-Reliefe sad-2-Happy Cry-2-Smile Fail-2-Pass Hot-2-Cold Hate-2-love but nothing can be replaced with -YoU-

Hamari men chahatchahat me khalos piyar

Hamari ??? men chahat Chahat me ???? Khalos me ???? Piyar me ????? Ibadat me ??? Khuda se ??? Dua meAAp ??? raho sada.

Dosti boobs nahi jo dab jaye

Dosti BOOBS Nahi Jo Dab Jaye Dosti LUN Nahi Jo Thak Jaye Dosti GAAND Nahi Jo phatt Jaye Dosti To PHUDDI Hai Mere Dost,

Mouhabat tum say ki hai dulhan k

Mouhabat Tum Say Ki Hai Dulhan K Roop Mai Pana Cahata Hon Bus Tumhain Chahta Hon Tumhain Paa K Dunya Say Chupana Cahata Hon

Hamein tum se mohabbat hai hamara imtihaan

Hamein tum se mohabbat hai, hamara imtihaan le lo, Agar chaho to dil le lo, agar chaho to jaan le lo. Hamein tum bhool

Tendulker wife k sath sex krte hue

TENDULKER wife k sath sex krte hue: Darling PITCH sahi nhi, GHASS boht hai, SHORT nhi lag rahe. Wife: Jhooty! Abi isi PITCH per

Tum ne jo dil se qadar ki

Tum Ne Jo Dil Se Qadar Ki Humari Ab Se Hai Meri Jaan B Tumhari Rakhna Khayaal Sirf Itna Sa K Hum Hai Tum

Kisi kisi ko koi itna pyar deta

Kisi kisi ko koi ITNA PYAR deta hy Falak se CHAND SITARE utar deta hy Tery milne ki talab mujko ZINDA rakhti hy Par

Wen stars shine at nite in sky

Wen stars shine at nite in sky My body blasts like bomb Nahi samjay? Professor Naseebo Lal explains it Jadun rat nu niklan taray,

Aik pathan aur us ki bv bus

Aik pathan aur us ki bv bus me sath ja rhe thy us ne kiraya dete hue apni bv ko awaz di ?gulbakht? Tum

I pray for youa life that u

‘I’ Pray For ‘You’a life that ‘u’ truly deserve, a life as good as ‘ur’ Hearta life as bright as ‘YOUR’ smile,&a life as

Ek jamadar gattar me jhuk kr kachra

Ek jamadar gattar me jhuk kr kachra nikal raha tha…! Ek pathan wahan se guzarte howe ruk kr bola.. . O Yara.. Tm log

Ishq se milti hai jo tanhaiyan hum

Ishq se milti hai jo tanhaiyan, Hum kaise unka dard byan karange. Ek se hi mohabat itni kar li hai, Ke auron se ab

mental hospital mein 2 pagal

*. . .Mental hospital mein 2 pagal aik doosray ko zoor zoor se chood rahay thaey aur doo pagal ek sath uchal rahe thay!

Main to u hi udas betha pani

Main to U hi udas betha pani me pathar phenk raha tha ‘FARAZ’ , , , Achanak 1 magar mach nikla or bola ,

Yeh na thi humari kismat k wisaal e yaar

yeh na thi humari kismat k wisaal-e-yaar hota … ager or jeete rehte tu yehi intazar hota kahoon kiss se main k kia hai

Wel com 2 my khushab depth

Wel com 2 my *KHUSHAB* *Depth of River JHELUM *Height of *SAKISAR* *Richness of fertilizer Land *View of ***UCHHALI JHIL*** *Beauty of Warcha SALT

Tu mujhe i qadar mere qareeb lgta

TU MUJHE I QADAR MERE QAREEB LGTA HA TUJH KO ALAG SOCHON TO AJEEB LGTA HA MERE HATHON KI LAKERON ME ZARA GHOR SE

Girljab hum larkian peshab karti hen to

GIRL:jab hum larkian peshab karti hen to awaz aati he aur jab tum boys karty ho to awaz nhi aati Q? BOY:Q k hmary

Girl50 rupees dena boyright jaib se le

Girl:50 Rupees dena. Boy:Right jaib se le lo. ‘Jeib phati hoi thi LUN haath main Aa giya, Girl:es main to nahi hain. Boy:Left jaib

Wife apne pathan husband se kya

Wife Apne Pathan Husband Se: Kya Kal Raat Aap Ne SAATHI Charhaya Tha? Pathan: Nahi Nahi.. Kal Raat To Hum Akela Hi Charha Tha.

Distance between two hearts is not

Distance Between Two Hearts Is Not An Obstacle. Rather A Beautiful Reminder Of Just How Strong True Love Can Be.

Tarasti nazron ne her pal tera sath

Tarasti nazron ne her pal tera sath manga jaisa asman ne her raat chand manga khud bhi roth geya woh hum se jab her

Girl oh no bleeding shuru hogai hy

Girl: Oh No, Bleeding Shuru Hogai Hy Plz Jaldi Nikaalo Bohat Dard Horaha Hy Oh Oi Ma Aah Itna Zor? Bus Karo! Nikaal B

1 train men dako ghus gay or

1 train men Dako ghus gay or sari train loot lee. Girl: papa men ne apni anguthi apni choot men chhupa di thi or

Chand k sath kai dard purane nikle

chand k sath kai dard purane nikle kitne gam the jo tere gam ke bahane nikle fasl-e gul ai phir ik bar asiran-e-vafa apne

Bebas kar deta hai qanoon e dosti beta

Bebas Kar Deta Hai Qanoon-E-Dosti BETA,, Warna…. Gando Jitna tu Kanjos Hai Msg Chor Tujhe to Lun Bhi Na Bhejon…

Hontho ki baat ye ansoo kehete hainjo

Hontho ki baat ye ansoo kehete hain,jo chup rete hai fir bhi behete hain Aur in aasuon ki kismat to dekhiye,ye unke liye behte

Boy frnd msgs his grl agr so

Boy Frnd msgs his grl Frnd Agr so rhi ho to mjhe apne sapne bhjo, jag rhi ho to yaden bhjo, ro rhi ho

Kashti b nhe badli sahil badla dobne

Kashti b nhe badli Sahil b nhe badla Dobne walo ka jazba b nhe badla Hain shok-e- safar aisa ek umr se dosto Manzil

Ashqi sabar talab or tamana bytaaaaaaaaab

ashqi sabar talab or tamana bytaaaaaaaaab…….. dil ka kia rang karain khoony jigar hony tk

Humor is an affirmation of dignity a

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man’s superiority to all that befalls him.

Yu nazar ki baat aur dil chura

Yu nazar ki baat ki aur dil chura gaye, Andhero ke saye mein dhadkan suna gaye. Hum to samajhe the ajnabi aapko, Par aap

Husband darling tumhara dil nai chahta k

Husband: darling tumhara dil nai chahta k kash tum mard hoti?! Wife: Q aj tmhara chudwane ko dil kr rha hai.?

Ek larki ka rape ho gya uski

Ek larki ka rape ho gya… Uski maa us se boli: Beti ab tera kya hoga? Haramzado ne teri Izzat loot li.. . .

What greater thing is there for two

What greater thing is there for two human souls than to feel that they are joined… to strengthen each other… to be at one

Dua hai k teri dunia me koi

Dua Hai K Teri Dunia Me Koi Ghum Na Ho,Dua Hai K Teri Muskan Kabhi Kam Na Ho,Agar Kabhi Teri Palkon Me Aansu Aayen,To

Teacher class mein bachho ko samjha rahi

Teacher Class Mein Bachho Ko Samjha Rahi Thhi Teacher: “Bachho Ye Duniya Gol Hai” Ye Baat Sun Ke Pappu Ne Hath Khada Kiya, Teacher

Nice to be here at my age

Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.

Manga hy rab se tujhe iltija kr

Manga hy rab se tujhe iltija kr k, ab door na jana kbi mjhe tanha kr k, tujhse wabasta hy zndgi apni, chahenge tujhe

Khudrat k karishmon me agar raat na

khudrat k karishmon me agar raat na hoti to khwabon me bhi un se mulakhat na hoti, yeh dil her ek gham ki wajah

Dekhiye veena malik k b

Dekhiye Veena Malik K B( . ) ( . )Bs Size 42 . . . . . . . . . . . .