Category: Sexy SMS

Us ne kaha tmhain mjhse ktna pyar hy

Maine kaha sitaro ka koi shumar hy

Usne kaha kon tmhe subse ziada azeez hy

Maine kaha dil per jis ka ikhtiyar hy

Usne kaha konsa tohfa hy tmhe pasnd

Maine kaha woHI JO TM per udhar hy

Zindgi Is Tarah Basar Hoti,

Har Khushi Meri Humsafar Hoti !

Tum Meri Safar Ki Manzil Ho,

Kash Tumko Bhi Ye Khabar Hoti

Is Msg Ko 12 din Tak Na Kholiye ga,

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Lun Vekh Lo Sabar Te Hy e Nai Na….!!

The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.

Tarasti nazron ne her pal tera sath manga

jaisa asman ne her raat chand manga

khud bhi roth geya woh hum se

jab her dua main hum ne un ka sath manga

*. . .Lipton pesh karta hy

Raat Ki Gehrai Mein

Thandi Garam Razai Mein

Na Koi BOY Na Koi GIRL

Apni Muthi

Apna Lun

Yahi To Hai Woh Apna Pan. . .*

rocKING,,

Sunsan rasto mai hum chal diye,

Yado ka saman liye hum chal diye,

Dil mai chupaye ishq liye hum chal diye,

Ankho mai sisakti yado ke gum dabaye hum chal diye,

In tapakte ashko se apne dil ki pyas bhujaye hum chal diye,

Ghabraye hum, akele hue hum, apne nishano ko mita kar hum chal diye,

Chal diye hum apni jindagi ko chod maut ko gale lagane hum chal diye….

Boy: I like the soft thing behind your braiz.

Girl: what?

Boy: your heart.

Girl: I love the big thing between your two legs.

Boy: what?

Girl: your bike..;-)

yeh na thi humari kismat k wisaal-e-yaar hota …

ager or jeete rehte tu yehi intazar hota

kahoon kiss se main k kia hai …

shab-e-ghum bori bala hai

mujhe kia bora tha marna ..

ager aek baar hota

yeh na thi humari kismat k wisaal-e-yaa hota ..

koei mere dil se poche

tere teer neem kash ko

yeh khalish kahan se hoti ..

ju jiger k paar hota

tere wade per jiye hum..

tu yeh jaan jhot jana ..

k khoshi se mar na jate ager etbaar hota ..

yeh na thi humri kissmat k wisaal-e- yaar hota

yeh kahan ki dosti hai ..

k bane hain dost saqi ..

koi chehra saaz hota ..

tu yeh na ghumm saath hota….

R.F

Doctor to Veena:

Aap mein tau khoon ki bohat kami hai.

Periods kay doran kitna loss ho jata haiy?

Veena (sharmatay hoay)

Taqriban 5 lakh tak..:(

Tum nahi aaye lekin,

Tumhari yaad chali aai hai.

Kal tum hamare saath the,

Aaj bas hum aur yeh tanhai hai.

A wise physician said to me,

“i have been practising medicine for 30years

and

i ve prescribed many things.

But in the long run,

i ve learnd that for most of what ails the human creature,

the best medicine is LOVE.”

“What if it doesnt work?” I asked.

“Double the dose”. He replied.

Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.

Luv Is Beautiful Bcoz

It’s A Feeling Controlled By Heart,

Bt FRNDSHIP Is Much Beautiful

Bcoz It’s A Feeling Dat Controls D HEART

Girl:

Kal Sapne Me Mujhe Koi qatal kar Raha Tha, ab kya hoga?

2nd Girl:

Tu Dar Mat,

Agar Sapny Such Hoty To Main Rozana Pregnant Hoti…’ 😉

Teacher: Larkian kiya pehn sakti hain…?

Student: SaaRRi.

Teacher:

Larkiyan kia nhi pahen sakti…?

Student ne bohat socha or kaha:

SATHi

Jb Wife Pregnant ho to us ki sari Sahailiyan us k pait pe hath pher k kehti hein

Congratulations

Lekin

koi B husband ka

Lun pakr kr nhi kehti

‘Well done ‘ ‘

Sardar: Kal pehli wari main teri Bhabi di yaad bhulan wasty sharab di botal da sahara lita.

Dost: Fair ki hoya.

Sardar: Hona ki si Lulli phas gayi botal wich..

Tears R Better Than Smile Because,

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U Can Smile At Everyone,

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But

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U’ll Cry For Only One,

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Who Is Special To Ur Heart..

hasband shocked at first night of his wedding, after seeing his misses vigina, and asked :

tumhari phudee itni khulii hui kiu haye.

wife replied while shying :

wo actually me aik baar galty se kaeelaye ki bajaye tarbooz pe baith gai thee

What greater thing is there for two human souls than to feel that they are joined… to strengthen each other… to be at one with each other in silent unspeakable memories.

~ George Eliot

Love is like the measles,

All the worse when it comes late in life

Mansoba bandi pe lady worker lecture de rahi thi keh aasan tariqa tu yeh hay keh jab tumhara khawand farigh hony lagy tu neechy se hill jaya karo.

Ek aurat!Main apny ghar waly ko laati hun, tum hill k dikhana.

Har bichra howa paunchi isi umeed py aagaz-e-subah karta hy

Dost

k qismat mila dy gi ham-nasheen sy mujko groob-e-Aftab sy pehly…

Mirchain mou k elawa aur kahan LAGTI hain ?

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Kheton mein Pagal,

Tujy bs apni Gand ki hi pari rehti hy.

Yaad aaye to aankhen band na karna,

hum chale bhi jaaye to gum na karna.

Yeh zaruri nahi ki har rishte ka koi naam ho,

per dosti ka ehsaas kabhi dil se kam na karna.

Aik PATHAN 40 Din Ka Chilla Kaat Raha Tha,

39 Ven Raat Shaitan Aa kar Us kay Samney Nanga So Gaya,

PATHAN Jaldi Sey Utha Aur Uski

Gand Maar Di.

SHAITAN: Dekha Kaisey Tera Chilla Tora?

PATHAN: Abey Teri Gaand Marney Kay Liye Hi To Mein Chilla Kaat Raha Tha!

Apni girl Friend wapis lo or mere pese wapis kro aaj k baad aisa mal kabi na bhejna (-_-) / / (. (. /\ ) . ( // / v )(expired)

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SHEHZADA SALEEM : ‘Hamari ammi or abaa huzoor hum se itni muhabat karte thy

K saari sari raat woh 2onon hamein sulane K liye jagte rehte,

Mgr hum phir bhi nahin sote thy,

WAZEER :

‘Shehzada hazoor!

apki isi

harkat

ki waja se aap ‘IKLOTEY’ reh gye!!!

Sweet is your ‘Nature’

Dear is your ‘Name’

As Earth wants Water, flower wants Dew.

I want nothing…

But Happiness for You.

Sardar Apni Wife Se Sex krte Hue Usky Boobs Choos Rha Tha

achanak ch0ta beta uth gaya 0r b0la

Papa Sharm Nhi ati,

Apni Hi Aulad k Rizq Pe Mo0 Marte Ho

Bohat logone humay Bataya Magar hum Gafil neklay,,

Jenhe pelaya khoon Jigar ka whe humara Qateel neklay…..

~R.F~

Koi Suraj Jagy Meri Dherti Py

Kuch Aisa Ho Ye Rat Dhaly

Koi Hath Main Thamy Hath Mera

Koi Le Ker Mujh Ko Sath Chaly

Koi Bethy Mery Pahluu Main

Mery Shhany Per Hath Dharry

Aansu Poonch Ker Ankhon Se,

Ruky Ruky Lehjey Main Kahy

Youn Tanha SAFR Kabi Kat’ta Nahi

Chalo hum tumhary Sath Chalain..

It’s the thing that satisfies

ur mind, body & soul!

Do it on bed, on a sofa,

in the car or anywhere!

It’s called Prayer!

God bless ur naughty mind.

How did an intelligent boy propose to girl?

He took the girl

along wid him on a boat

and at the middle of river

said ‘luv me or leave the boat’

The comic is the perception of the opposite; humor is the feeling of it.

Larki injecton Lagwaty huy:

zara ahista lagao

dard ho rha hy

DISPENCER:

jab chudwati ho to dard nai hota

Larki:

bhosri k

us time

hosh me nhi JOSH m hoti hon.

Bachey Ki Sehat K Liye Zaruri Hai Bachey Ki

‘MAA KA DOODH’

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Bachey K Baap Ki Sehat K Liye Zaruri Hai Bachey Ki

‘MAA KI CHOOT’

Mai Karta Raha Tujh Se Payar Ka Izhar

Tu Todti Rahi Mera Dil Bar Bar

Tadapta Raha Mai Teri Ek Haan K Liye

Aur Ye Zamana Husta Raha Mujh P Hur Baar

Hato Ki Lakiro Ko Bhi Na Tha Gawara

Meri Kismat Me Kahan Thi Teri Mohabbat

Mere Mukaddar Me Kahan Tha Tera Pyar

Phool Shaakh se Bichhray to kahin ka nahi rehta,

Tum khud ko juda Meri zaat se kuch soch k karna..!!

Girl:Mom samne wala larka mujhe dekta hai to meri Brizer tight ho jati hai

MOM:dont wory ab ki bar Brizer neche kr dena SALAY ka undrwear tight ho jayega. .*

Ly bosri ky shair sun

Mana k bachodiyon main tu jeet jaye ga

wah

wah

magar aik bar teri GAND pe rakh diya TOPA to cheekh jaye ga’

ab bol wah wah?

When Your Heart Gets Broken,

You Tend To See Cracks In Everything Else

Sometimes The Two People

Most Meant For Each Other

Are The Last Two To Realize It

*”*.*”*.

* kismat *

‘*. Se .*’

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* Miltay *

‘*. Hain .*’

‘*.*’

Fraaz Zindagi K Sbhi Rnj.o.Gham.

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* Arzu Ho *

‘*. tO .*’

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*Bichartay*

‘*.Nahin.*’

‘*.*’dil main

Rehne Waly.

Gajjar or bnd gobhi ki shadi hui. Subha uth kr dost ny pocha .suhag raat kaisi rhe. Gajjar ny kaha suhag raat kaisi yaar .sari raat kapry utarny mai guzar gai.

Serious Comedy:

Girl: Main tumhain apna dil nahi day sakti !

Boy: Main itnay uper ka soch bhi nahi raha 😉

Din aate hai din jaate hai,

Kuch lamhe aapke bin guzar nahin paate hai,

inhi lamho ko samet kar dekhun toh aap bahut yaad aate hai

Lrki Boy Friend Ko Bta rhi Thi

Mri Jeans 2500,Shirt 2200 or Shoes 3000 K hain .

Larka:

Bs Krdo Phle zip Bnd Krlo 15 rupay ki Phulon Wali Chaddi Nzar arhi Hai.

Boy 2 Girl:-

‘Aaj Kal Phuddi Ki Bari Demand Hai,,,’

Girl:-

Is Ki Or B Ziyada Demand Honi Thi Agar Tum Jaise Larke Gaand Na Marwatay

Hans Mat Tere Oper Hai:

Arz kia hy Kanch ki shishi pathar pe tor dun wah wah, kanch ki shishi pathar pe tor dun. Beth mere LUN pe tuje tere ghar tak chor dun.

5 laws of Girls

1)Love me but dont touch me

2)Touch me but don kiss me

3)Kiss me but don fuck me

4)Fuck me but don leave me

5)Leave me but’kisi nu dassi na’

Miss

Wo konsi raat hai jis me asmaan girny ka khatra nai hota

Girl:

Saturday Night

Miss:

Kesy

Girl:

Us raat

bohot saari taangain upar hoti hain.,.)-

Gadha, Sherni say:

Darling, I Love u.

Sherni: Tu ne apni shakal dekhi hy?

Gadha: Shakal di pehn nu yeh, Thalay vekh thallay

sherni : oh sory i lov u 2

I believe that GOD above created u for me to love… HE picked u out from all the rest…because HE know Ill Love u the best…

Parosi: khan sahab

apne kamray ki khirki band kr k soya kro,maine kal sb dekh liya jo ap apni bv k sath kr rhe the.

Pathan:Tali maro mai kal ghar p tha hi nhi.

Husbnd or wife Talaaq k bad..

Husband:

Bacha mera hy,

Wife:

Wah g wah,

Sari sari raat phudi meri enj wajdi rahi,

jiwein dhol wajda ay,

Tay aj bacha tera ho gya?

bacha mere nal jaye ga..

puch le bachey kolon..

husband:

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oye phudi deya msg fir parrhein,

pehle dass? jana e K nahi?

Boss Ne Apni Seceratary Ko Bulaya Aur Bola

Boss: “Meri London Ki Ticket Book Kara Do, Aur Is Baar Mera Naam D.K. Bhos Likhwana, Bich Mein Dot Laga Dena.”

Seceratary Hairani Se: “Par Kyu Boss?”

Boss: “Kyunki London Wale Airpor Pe Mera Naam Mr. BhosDK Announs Karte Hai”

Note: Angrej Pehle Last Name And First Name Bolte Hai

Pathan: Imported condom hai.?

Dukandar: Han, size batao.?

Pathan: Nahi pata

Dukandar: Samny room mai table mai surakh hai us mai daal kr size check kr k ao.

Wo wapis aya to dukandar ny pocha kn sa size doun.?

Pathan: O yara condom ko goli maro,table kitne ka dega.?

Mai DiL Se Baatain Karta Tha,

DiL Mujhse Baatain Karta Tha,

Mai Uski Sunta Rehta Tha,

Woh Meri Sunta Rehta Tha,

Hum Dono Apni Baatain Karte Thy,

Aur Ek DoOje Ki Baaton Par,

Hum Dheere se Hanste Rehte Thy,

Mai DiL Ka Dost Hi Acha Tha,

DiL Mera Dost Hi Acha Tha,

Woh Mere Dard Ko Sehta Tha,

Mai Usk Dard Ko Sehta Tha,

Phir DiL Ne ik ChaaL ChaLi

Woh Tumhari Raah Par ChaL NikLa!

Ab Mai bhi Tanha Rehta hun

0r Dil Bhi Tanha Rehta hy

A girl touched the horse p3nis. Horse excited jumped & ran away very fast.

Pathan, (the horse owner): bibi ab hamara bi pakro,hum ko apna Ghora pakarna hai….!

Lovers sitting in a park,

boy tries to kiss the girl..

Girl says No dear not all this before marriage..

Boy: Don’t worry darling “I am already married”

2 Pistol te 1 GunDHONI di Maa nu LUN

2 Pukhey te 1 Malang

ZAHEER di Pehan nu LUN

2 Sitary te 1 Chann

TANDULKAR di waddi nu LUN

40 killo da 1 mann

SAHWAG di nikki nu LUN

2 Ankhian te 2 kan,

HARBJAN di kurri nu Lun,

AFRIDI sab ne Farmaya..

Te Jehra is nu frwrd na kary

odi bund wich mera LUN.

Prescribed Viagra dosages:

New Girlfriend: No need.

Old Girlfriend: Half tablet

Mistress: One tablet

Wife: 2 tabs + whiskey + blue film + heating lubricant gel + will power + her mood + her time of the month + her permission !!!!

suna hai eshq main neenden urr jateen hain ‘JAN’

hum bhi raton ko jagna chahte hain

Beautiful sentence BUT, I LUV U

and

World’s most selfish/painful sentence I LUV U, BUT..

bhool jaon usay kaisi baat karty ho

MEEER

bkabhi din ne b aaghaz kiya hai sooraj k begair

Hai Haqiqat me wohi pyaar ko pane wale

Apne mahboob ko palkon pe bitahne wale

Dil ki wirani ko qushion se sajane wale

Ishq ka rog jo qud ko hai lagane wale

Zikr tera bhi wafa walon me hoga aye dost

yaad me bewafa ke deep jalane wale

tere qudmon me ye sara jahan huga ek din

maa ke hunton pe tabassum ko sajane wale

pyaar-o-ulfat wafa humdardi muhabbat ye sab

kon hai duniya me ab in ko nibhane wale

Maalik: Khabis admi Tm bathroom main ghuss aae ? jab k main naha raha hun. Noker: Ghalti ho gai maaf ker den. Mein samjha begum sahiba hain.

When I pray I don’t see God, but I know he listens

As such, When I SMS U I don’t see you,

but I know you think of me and Smiles.

‘Chodtey Waqt Mard ki taqat Ka Andaza Hiltey Huey ‘TATT0N’ se Nahi

Balkey. LARKI K

‘Uchaltey huey’ ‘MAMMON’

se hota hai

jis tarah Chudai ki Shiddat ka andaza

Mard k ‘Zor’ se nhiLarki k ‘Shor’ se

hota hai(William Nargis)

MAIN AUR MERI

RANGEEN RATEN

Chapter:

Tofaani Jhatkey

ISHQ AISA KARO KI DHADKAN MEIN BAS JAAYE,

SAANS BHI LO TO KHUSHBOO USI KI AAYE,

PYAAR KA NASHA AANKHON PE CHHAAYE,

BAAT KOI BHI HO PAR NAAM USI KA AAYE.

Najoomi Larki Ka Haath Dekh Kar Bola:

‘Beti Tum Bohat Chudwaogi’

Larki:’Abay harami,

Chudwa To Main 5 Saal Se Rahi Hoon,

Yeh Bata

Baccha Kab Hoga…?’s

Jigar Ki Grmi

Masany Ki Garmi

Aur Ehtilam Ka Wahid Elaj,

Qarshi Ki

Thanda

Krny WaliArshi

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Bacho ke pohanch se dur rakhyn.

Oye Bachi ka msg dekh k mobile ki Chumiyaan lene wale Khasi,

Gand se sariye seedhe kerne wale Engineer,

Lun pe Sona uria dal k Bara kerne wale,

Google pe mardana Takat ke tarikay dhondne waly Sciencedan,

Raat ko Mashooq ka naam le le k muthe marne waly LoNdaybaz,

Samosay walay se 6 Lun walay Pakoray mangne walay Bhokay,

Lulli pe Lorra likh ke khushe se chalangay marnay walay Baander,

KAISA HAI RE??

Mohabbat

K Sapney

Dekhata Boht Hy,

Wo Raaton

Ko Mujh Ko

Jagata Bhi Boht Hy,

Me Aankhon

Me KajaL

Lagaon Tu Kese?

In Aankhon

Ko ZaLim RuLata Bhi Tu Boht Hai

I Will Wait …

Till The Day

‘I’ Can Forget ‘You’ …

Or

The Day

You Realize

‘You’ Cannot Forget ‘Me’ …

Judge: Kia ap wo jaga bata sakty ho Jahan Apki BV k sth Rape hua?

Sardar ne Apni BV ki SaHri uthai Undrwear nechy kia 0r bola

ETHAY, MY LORD,ETHAY

SuCcEsS hUrTs

WhEn YoU dOn’T hAvE a LoVeD oNe To ShArE iT wItH…

BuT fAiLuRe AlSo LoOkS bEaUtIfUl

WhEn YoU hAvE a LoVeD oNe To HuG yOu… (:

Thes r amazng statements! =D

just to bring back smiles on our faces

‘Aur na bananay do mujhe century’- Sachin Tendulkar :p

‘Meri chai thandi ho rhi thi warna batata’- Razzaq

‘Acha Power Play Baki Tha?? Oh nooo’- Shahid Afridi :p

‘Mujhay 60 overs ka bataya gaya tha’- Misbah ul Haq :p

‘Shuker hai pehle he retirement le li thi’- Shoaib Akhtar:p

‘bnch0d0 mujhay fazool me marwa dia’ Marhoom Tota

What’s an average 6 inch long

Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?

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A:1000- rupee currency note.!

Always think positive

Ek baar, ek nanga aadmi aur ek haathi amne saaamne aa gaye.

Haathhi ne nange aadmi ko thodi der dekha, aur kaha…

‘Tum itni chhoti si cheez se saans kaise lete ho?

Mujhe teri mohabbat mein kho jaane do,

Har lamha mar ke aaj phir jee jaane do,

Isse mahobbat ne dil ko aaj phir dhadkaya hai,

Mujhe ishq ki baaho mein so jaane do,

Tadap ki aag hai judaai ki baahon mein,

Mujhe aaj iss mohabbat se mil jaane do,

Meri saans chalti hai tere naam ki aahat pe,

Mujh benaam ko iss naam mein kho jaane do,

Kasam tujhe chalne wali hawaon ki mehboob,

Mujhe iss mohabbat ki aag mein jal jaane do

Pehli bar iss tarah chodo…

Jaise doosri bar kabhi milenge nahin…

Doosri bar iss tarah chodo

jaise pehle kabhi choda hi nahin…

The person who tries to live alone will not succeed as a human being. His heart withers if it does not answer another heart. His mind shrinks away if he hears only the echoes of his own thoughts and finds no other inspiration.

~ Pearl S. Buck

(AY MAA)

Yeh kaamyabiyan izzat yeh naam tum se hai

Khuda ne jo bhi diya hai maqam tum se hai

Tumhare dam se hain mere lahoo mai khilte gulaab

Mere wujood ka saara nizam tum se hai

Kahan bisaat-e-jahan aur mai kamsin aur nadaan

Yeh meri jeet ka sab ahtemam tum se hai

Jahan jahan hai meri dushmani sabab mai hoon

Jahan jahan hai mera ahteraam tum se hai

Har dhadkan mein ek raaz hota hai,

Har baat ko batane ka ek andaz hota hai,

Jab tak thokar na lage bewafai ki,

Har kisi ko apne pyar par naaz hota hai

Aaj b raat ko jub bacha nahi sota to maa kehti hai,

So ja Munna so ja.,

Werna,

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Werna..

Doosra Munna kese aaye ga…!

WIFE Subha Naha Kar Apni Shalwar K Andar Agrbati Ghuma Rahi Thi

HUSBAND:

Ye Kya Kar Rahi Ho?

WIFE:

Tum Jao Office.

Mera b Dukaan Kholne Ka time Hogia he 🙂

Suno Larki,

Kisi Ne Such Kaha Tha,

Ye,

Mohabbat Mer Nahi Sakti,

Magar,

Adhora Such Suna Humne,

Mukamal Such To Ye Hai K

Mohabbat Khud Nahi Marti,

Mohabbat Maar Deti Hai`M~E`

Jungle Mai 1 Shikari Ko Shikar Na Mila To Wo ‘Muth’ Marne Beth Gaya.

1 Sher Ne Dekha To Bhaagte Hue Tamam JanwarOn Se Bola: Jisko Apni Jaan Pyari Hai, Bhaag Jaye..

Thorri Door Aa K ek Lomrri Boli: Hua Kya Hai..??

Sher: Maine Bohat Shikari Dekhe hain Per Aisa Shikari Nai Dekha Jo Itni C Gun Ko 60-70 Dafa Load Kar chuka Hai..

Patta Nahi Kitne Fire Karega.. BahaaagOoOo

1 sAWAL

KiYA INSAN GAND SEy PEPSI KA DHAKAN KHOL SAKTA HAi ??

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Jawab Deney K Chakar Mein Khol Mat Lena ….

Gaaaand Phat Jaye gi … beta ‘

Us k sath rhte rhte hame chahat c hogai,Us se bat krte krte hame adat c hogai,1 pal na mily to becheni c hoti hai,Dosti nibhate nibhate hame Mohabat c hogae…@

Lehron ko shaant dekh kar yeh mat samjna

Ki samandar maen ravani nahi hae,

Jaab bi uthe ge tuffan ban kar uthe ge,

Abhi uthne ki thani nahi hae.

Un dino kafi dar lgta tha

nachna

gana

khelna

kodna

uff

bahar jana

geelay pan ka dar….

Phr mjy mila

bas 25 RS me

MOBILE COVER

ab barish k dino me b azadi se apna mobile hr wqt apne 7 rkh skti or enjoy kr skti hn:-)

Lekin 1 dafa phr apki soch ko salam hy…..!

AaGy sHer peChy Cheeta

wah wah

AGy sher peCHy Cheeta

Maa Ki ChoOt Us Ki Jo Bhi Ye WOrld Cup Jeeta.

Sindhi: Koi aisi cheez bata jo 1 jesi b ho

aur un mai farq b ho

Pathan: Koiley ki kan or Altaf Bhai ki gand

dono kali hain, par 1 mai heera aur 1 mai keera hai

An inexhaustible good nature is one of the most precious gifts of heven, spreading itself like oil over the troubled sea of thought, and keeping the mind smooth and equable in the roughest weather.

Girl:

Dekhain Aap ne meray Mummay Choos Choos ke kitney barey kr diye hain..

Boy:

Darling! Agr is tarha hota to aj mera LUN jazz ka tower hota!

Hamain neend nahi aati unko yaad kiey baghair

Wo aksar so jatay hain hamara naam Liey baghair

Qasoor unka nahi Qasoor tou hamara hay

Ham ne unse mohabbat ki hay unki ijazat k baghair