Sexy SMS Collection

1 sawal kiya insan gand sey

1 sAWAL KiYA INSAN GAND SEy PEPSI KA DHAKAN KHOL SAKTA HAi ?? . . . . . . . Jawab Deney K Chakar

Dosttumhe us orat se maar kyu pari

Dost:Tumhe us Orat se maar kyu pari Pathan: Us ki seat k neche Meri Pani ki Bottle pari thi. Maine Bas itna kaha K

Dosto mere marne k baad mera janaza

Dosto mere Marne k baad mera janaza uski gali me ghuma dena, Agar wo dekhle to ek baar mera Nikaal k hila dena. .

Pappu ne aaj tak apni gaand back

Pappu Ne Aaj Tak Apni Gaand (Back) Nahi Dekhi Thhi. Kisi Shararat Ki Vajah Se School Mein Teacher Ne Uski Back Pe Kafi Sare

Dosti k baad mohabat ho sakti hai

‘DOSTI k baad MOHABAT ho sakti hai, ‘magar, ‘MOHABAT k baad DOSTI nahi ho sakti, ‘Kyun k, ‘lund chodny se pehlay khara hota hai

Koi khushiyon ki chaah mein royekoi dukhon

Koi Khushiyon Ki Chaah Mein Roye, Koi Dukhon Ki Panaah Se Roye, Ajeeb Silsila Hai Ishq Aur Mohabbat Ka ‘DOST’ Koi Wafa Ke Liye

Shikwa nahi kisi se se gila

Shikwa Nahi Kisi Se, Kisi Se Gila Nahi Wah wah Shikwa Nahi Kisi Se, Kisi Se Gila Nahi . . . Uska Brazier hi

The comic is the perception of opposite

The comic is the perception of the opposite; humor is the feeling of it.

Mai karta raha tujh se payar ka

Mai Karta Raha Tujh Se Payar Ka Izhar Tu Todti Rahi Mera Dil Bar Bar Tadapta Raha Mai Teri Ek Haan K Liye Aur

L o v e y u

L O V E Y O U .-..-. /),/) .-..-. “-.-” ( ‘;’ ) “-.-” . -.. -. c(..c). “-.-” 00 “-.-”

Waqat ki ek pal main yaad atay

Waqat ki ek ek pal main Yaad atay ho TUM,,,, Saans ki ek ek Lehar ko chu jatay ho TUM,,, Jub hoti hai rat,Nikalty

Ek pakeeza mohabat ky talabgar hain hum

Ek pakeeza mohabat ky talabgar hain hum,, Azma ky dekhlo boht wafadar hain hum,, Humne bi daman me khushyon ko sametna chaha,, Shyad isi

Oh ah ammm ahmmm ooooooh haaaa ssssssss

Oh! Ah! Ammm! Ahmmm! Ooooooh! Haaaa! Ssssssss! Anghhhhh! Ohhhh! Sssssss! Aaaaaah! Oooooh! Sms dia hy, LORA nhi jo tu mazy le raha hy. .

Dil ka haal bata na paye pyaar

Dil ka haal bata na paye, Pyaar unse jata na paye, Mushkil jaane ye baat kyu hoti hai, Ek shabd bhi unse keh na

Jab bhi lab khulte hen to dua

Jab bhi lab khulte hen to dua mangte hen, Hum tere dil men thori si panah mangte hen, Bhula na dena kabhi dil se

Girl kal sapne me mujhe koi qatal

Girl: Kal Sapne Me Mujhe Koi qatal kar Raha Tha, ab kya hoga? 2nd Girl: Tu Dar Mat, Agar Sapny Such Hoty To Main

naukar saab aapke kisi khaas

*. . .NaukaR: Saab aapke kisi khaaS doSt ka fone aya tha Saab: Tuje keSe pata k woh meRa khaaS doSt hy? NaukaR: woh

Bv nangi leti thi pas bhta us

Bv nangi leti thi pas bhta us ka husbnd kam kar rha tha us ne bv ki pussy ma ungli de di bv ne

Pathan ne larki se jhgra kartey us

PATHAN ne larki se jhgra kartey kartey us ke neechay ungli kar di. Larki boli- Teri ye himmat? PATHAN bola Tumne hi to kaha,

Najneen hushn malin nakhraye saaj ho tum

Najneen hushn malin, nakhraye saaj ho tum, Dilkash mohabbat ka, hasin andaaj ho tum, Kyun raaz se raaz ka raaz ho tum, Taj nahin

If you love someone put their name

If you love someone, put their name in a circle, instead of a heart, because hearts can break, but circles go on forever

Love is like the measles all worse

Love is like the measles, All the worse when it comes late in life

Din aate hai din jaate hai kuch

Din aate hai din jaate hai, Kuch lamhe aapke bin guzar nahin paate hai, inhi lamho ko samet kar dekhun toh aap bahut yaad

Bar bra both word hav

Bar & Bra: Both Word Hav Same Letters, Both r Drinking Zone, Both Hav Restricted Timing 4 Opening & Closing, More Importantly, Both Makes

Lo ji naya gand mela

Lo Ji Lo Naya Gand Mela” ) ( (__)(__) Moti Gand ) ( (__)_) Choti Gand ) ( (_)(*) Zakhmi Gand ) ( (

Speak less to people whom u love

Speak less to people whom u love most…..Because if they cant understand ur silence….. They can never understand your words….

1 larki ka mangatar mar gya wo

1 larki ka mangatar mar gya wo rote hue boli: Haye… abi to kuch dekha b nai tha…!! kareb khara hua pathan bola: Abhi

Sexy girl mere aagay ungli dalo ahah

Sexy girl Mere aagay ungli dalo Ah,ah Mere peeche ungli dalo Ah,ah Mere moonh mai ungli dalo Ah,ah Boy lun kahan dalon Girl sms

Good humor isnt a trait of character

Good humor isn’t a trait of character, it is an art which requires practice

Boy frnd msgs his grl agr so

Boy Frnd msgs his grl Frnd Agr so rhi ho to mjhe apne sapne bhjo, jag rhi ho to yaden bhjo, ro rhi ho

Arz kiya hy meray hain srf 2

Arz Kiya Hy meray hain srf 2 hi t*attay, Wah Wah wah meray hain srf 2 hi t*attay, . . . . . .

Never take some one for grantedhold every

Never take some one for granted,Hold every person Close to your Heart because you might wake up one day and realise that you have

Bv ko kush rakhne k liye kuch

Bv ko kush rakhne k liye kuch sonehri asool: 1. Apni wife ki har roz leni chahiye? ‘KHABAR’ 2. Kam az kam 3 se

Girl during sex uncle ji lun

Girl during Sex: Uncle ji, Lun Seedha Choot Me Dalo na, Slip hokar Gaand me ja Raha Hy. Oldman:Janey do Maadarchod ki kismat me

Suhagraat pe shohar wife se dikhnay mei

Suhagraat pe shohar wife se: Dikhnay mei tou teray Boobs baray soft aur pink lag rahay han! Wife : (sharmaatay huwe) Pata nahi g..

Ussay apne husan pe gharor tha

Ussay apne Husan pe Gharor tha,, Mujye apne Ana ka khyal tha,, Ussay Dil Lgi ma Kamal tha,, Meri Dil ki Lagi ka Sawal

Lipton pesh karta heiraat ki gehrai meingaram

Lipton pesh karta heiRaat Ki Gehrai Mein.Garam Garam Razai MeinNa Koi Munda Na Koi RunApni MuthiApna Lun Yahi To Hai Woh Apna Pan…dazzn

Boy i like the soft thing behind

Boy: I like the soft thing behind your braiz. Girl: what? Boy: your heart. Girl: I love the big thing between your two legs.

Yakeen karo woh maut bhi badi suhaani

YAKEEN KARO WOH MAUT BHI BADI SUHAANI HOGI, JISME HAMARI DOSTI VIRAANI HOGI, CHALO VAADA RAHA TUMSE PEHLE HUM JAYENGE, KYONKI TUMRAAHE SWAGAT KI

Rukhsti k wqt dulhan car me bethany

Rukhsti K Wqt Dulhan Car Me Bethany Lgi To Boli : Itni Bri Car? Dulha: Asi MALIK aa Ghr Ponchny Pr: Itna Bra Ghar?

Husband darling tumhara dil nai chahta k

Husband: darling tumhara dil nai chahta k kash tum mard hoti?! Wife: Q aj tmhara chudwane ko dil kr rha hai.?

Choot ki choot choot paida ki

CHoot Ki Choot, CHoot Ki Choot Paida ki tu ne kitni choot Phir bhi rahi tu choot ki choot Dhat teri Maaa Ki choot.

Dulha dulhan train me jaty huwy surang

Dulha Dulhan Train me jaty huwy surang se guzry: Shohar: Agr pata hota Surang itni lambi hai to koi faaida he utha leta Biwi:

Mana k tere shehr me hamse gareeb

Mana K Tere Shehr Me HamSe Gareeb Kam Honge Agr Biki Teri Wafa To Pehle Kharidar Hm Honge tujhe khabr Na Hogi Apni kemat

Lafz gandu gand se akhaz kia

Lafz ‘Gandu’ Gand se akhaz kia gaya hai. Punjabi me gand ko ‘Bund’ kehte hain. Gand insaani jism ka wo hissa hai jo Lene,

I wish i was a tear drop

‘I Wish I Was A Tear Drop… Born In Ur Eyes, Live On Ur Cheeks, And Die On Ur Lips’ {M~~E}

1 orat apne bachey ko ddh pilatey

1 Orat apne bachey ko DØØDH pilatey huay boli’ . . . ‘Pee ley BHOSRI K pee ley. Poora muhalla in Mammon k liye

80 yr old man dr meri 20

80 yr old man: Dr meri 20 sal ki wife pregnant hogai mjhe yaqin nhi arha Dr: Ok 1 qisa suno 1 shikari shikar

Ik admi ka beta 5th clas mae

Ik admi ka beta 5th clas mae fail hua to 4th mein wapis aya. 4th main fail hua to 3rd main Or 3rd se

Ashqi sabar talab or tamana bytaaaaaaaaab

ashqi sabar talab or tamana bytaaaaaaaaab…….. dil ka kia rang karain khoony jigar hony tk

Child nurse se me aap k pas

Child Nurse se: Me Aap k pas so jaon Nurse: So jao Child: Me Apki Naf me ungli dalon Nurse: Dal lo Nurse: aahhhhh

Very daring lines written on the t shirt

Very daring lines written on the T-Shirt of a 12 years old girl.. . . . . . . . . ‘BOOBS’Coming Soon !

Soldiers wife sends a nude photo daily

Soldier’s wife sends a nude photo daily to her husband with both legs wide open… I’ll WAIT LIKE THIS TILL U COME. Husband:That’s ok,

Qeema baghair kabab nahi banta batain

Qeema baghair Kabab nahi banta Batain chodnay se koi NAWAB nahi banta Bacha Paida karny k lye Lund dalna parta hai JANI MUTHEN MARNE

Lady itna chota sa handbag rs

Lady : Itna Chota Sa Handbag Rs. 10,000 ka? Shopkeeper : Medam Jee, Yeh Lund ki Khal ka Bana huwa Hand bag hai. Thora

Pathan ko sarak kinary peshab kartay daikh

Pathan ko sarak Kinary Peshab Kartay Daikh Kar Lerki rasta Badalnay lagi Pathan Bola: Guzr jao BAJI, Tum jis se darr Rahi ho, usay

Us ne phir mera haal pocha hai

Us ne phir mera haal pocha hai, Kitna mushkil sawal pocha hai, Hichkiyun ka ajeeb lehja Tha, Baat ko taal taal pocha hai, Tum

Miss to student jumla banao rongtay

Miss to Student: Jumla banao Rongtay Kharay ho Jana… Student: Aaj Suba Jab Main Utha to Mera 1 Rongta Kharra tha..

Mohabbat khud batati hai kahan kis ka

~,,Mohabbat Khud Batati Hai, Kahan Kis Ka Thikana Hai, Kise Aankhon Me Rakhna Hai,,, Kise Dil Me Basana Hai,,, Riha Kerna Hai Kis Ko,,,

5 ki jaga ab 7 inch ka

5 ki jaga ab 7 inch ka, Pehly sy mota or Extra lamba, Jo aapko dega pehly sy ziyada maza, Sukoon, Or araam ki

Abi ghar na jana ye bikhri

“ABI GHAR NA JANA” Ye Bikhri si Zulfain, Ye Phela sa Kajal, Ye Bechain Ankhen, Ye Simta sa Anchal,

If it werent for electricity wed all

‘If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be watching television by candlelight.’

Omer dadi 1 minute bus

Omer ! Dadi 1 minute. Omer ! Dadi 1 minute. Omer ! Dadi bus 1 minute. Aya / /t / c(,,,) ); l /

Tere liye 1 buri khabar he yar

Tere liye 1 buri khabar he yar? me tujhe kese bataun k, k k mene londy baazi chor di he ab tu apne liye

Yaad aaye to aankhen band na karna

Yaad aaye to aankhen band na karna, hum chale bhi jaaye to gum na karna. Yeh zaruri nahi ki har rishte ka koi naam

Jazba song jazba chud jane

*Jazba song* *********** Jazba chud jane ka Lund per cher jane ka Chuttoo ban jane ka Khul ker marwane ka Bund apni dikhane ka

In front of the person u love

In front of the person u love, ur heart beats faster. But in front of the person u like, u get happy

Star plus ki sucess k baad new channel

Star-Plus ki sucess k baad new channel Sex-Plus Bohat jald New Sex Serials k sath: 1.Kahani Bistr Ki 2.Kbi condom B phata Hoga 3.Kasoti

toyota company ne new car lanch

*. .Toyota Company ne New car lanch ki hi jiska Name hai LORA, Ameer ghrano ki larkia preshan hai Q k Kehna Parta Hai

Girl to hakeem hakeem sahb me

Girl to Hakeem: ‘Hakeem sahb me apne boy frend k sath sex ker rahi thi to usny mujhe gali di.’ Hakeem: kyun? Girl: Pehley

Bandar or larkian same hoti hain q

Bandar or Larkian same hoti hain Q k wo KELA psnd krti hain….. . . Or Choohay or Larkay same hote hain saalay jb

Wife to husband tum har baar

wife to husband : tum har baar mere sath dogy style me he kiu sex kartay ho?? husband : kiu k mujhay tumhary shakul

Sardar kal pehli wari main teri bhabi

Sardar: Kal pehli wari main teri Bhabi di yaad bhulan wasty sharab di botal da sahara lita. Dost: Fair ki hoya. Sardar: Hona ki

Mohabbat phir mohabbat haikabhi dil se nai

Mohabbat phir mohabbat hai, Kabhi dil se nai jati, Hazaron rang hain iss k, Ajab hi dhang hain iss k, Kabhi sehra, Kabhi darya,

Tum randi ho or me faraz hun

Tum Randi ho or Me FARAZ hun,… Wah Wah Wah… . . Tum Randi ho aur Mein FARAZ hun,, Dafa ho Jao bhan chood

Woh apni bebasi ka qissa kis ko

Woh Apni bebasi ka Qissa kis kis ko sunata FARAZ, BAVASEER ka operation tha aur doctor pathan nikla…

Tujhe roz dekhon qarib semere shok bhi

Tujhe roz dekhon qarib se Mere shok bhi hain ajeeb se Mujhe mangna bus tujhi ko hai Apny ‘RUB’ aur us k ‘HABIB’ se

Hamre ustad ji ne farmya k betag

Hamre ustad ji ne farmya k. Beta.G Hamesha . . Machi aur Bachi khud pakar ke khao to mza he. Lun aur Qanoon kabhi

Dekhiye veena malik k b

Dekhiye Veena Malik K B( . ) ( . )Bs Size 42 . . . . . . . . . . . .

Piyaar ek sona han piyaaar heera khuda

Piyaar ek sona han Piyaaar ek heera han Piyaar ek Khuda han Piyaar ek Duya han. BUT NOW. Piyaar ek Matlub han Piyaar ek

There are thousands of roses in this

There Are Thousands Of Roses In This World, Even If I Gave You Every Rose To You, That Would Not Be Enough To Tell,

Ek larki ka rape ho gia uski

Ek larki ka rape ho gia Uski maa us se boli: Beti ab tera kya ho ga Haramzado ne tere Izzat lot li. Larki:

Yeh na thi humari kismat k wisaal e yaar

yeh na thi humari kismat k wisaal-e-yaar hota … ager or jeete rehte tu yehi intazar hota kahoon kiss se main k kia hai

Main wohi hun jise tum apna thoko

Main wohi hun Jise Tum apna thoko Kaha Karty They, Din Mei So Bar Mera lund Liya Karty They, Aaj Kia Baat Hai Kyun

Tum kia hoe hamari yad se ghafil

Tum kia hoe hamari yad se ghafil. Ansu nikal rahe hain bas raste kuch alag hain / / l ( ;c(,,,) ) ,’; l

You are my sweet sona i dont

You are my sweet sona, I dont want to u khona, plz give me your heart ka kona, Otherwise I will start rona dhona

Pathan hum reema se shadi krwae ga

Pathan: ‘Hum Reema se shadi krwae ga.’ Admi: ‘Reema usi se shadi kre gi jiska 8inch ka hoga.’ Pathan: ‘Koi bat nai kochaa hum

Agr hota yaqen tery milny ka khawab

Agr Hota Yaqen Tery Milny Ka Khawab Mein, !!!Sagar!!! To me sone se pehle prani shalwar pehan kr soata.

Mene hr roz dua m tjhe manga

‘Mene hr Roz DUA m Tjhe Manga hy’ ‘Hon BEWAFAA Mgr WAFA se Tjhe Manga hy’ ‘Kabi SAJDE m Ja kr Pooch Apne RAB

Sher ki biwi ko geedar ne chod

Sher ki Biwi ko Geedar ne Chod dya,Sher ne elan kia k jisne ye harkat ki h me usy is jungle ka Nazim banaunga,Gidar

Yaar aik bat bataa tum kitne

Yaar aik bat bataa Tum kitne sharif ho Parhe likhe ho Achi family hai Family statis hai Decent ho Khuddar ho Kabil-e-fakhar ho paise

A humorist is a person who feels

A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.

A man was doig some push up

a man was doig some push up exercises on d beach,a sardar sees him, starts laughing and says,’ANNI DAYA ,ZANAANI THALLLONN NASS GAI AA’

Najane kis baat ki mujhe tu saza

Najane kis Baat ki Mujhe tu saza Deta he Mere khare Lund ko sula deta he Muddat se teri Gaand nahi Dekhi GANDU Kya

Pathan sex kr raha tha ghalti say

Pathan sex kr raha tha, ghalti say peechay daal dia. BV: O g, truck ghalat gudaam may jaa raha hai. Pathan, bhanchod ab bata

Bebas kar deta hai qanoon e dosti beta

Bebas Kar Deta Hai Qanoon-E-Dosti BETA,, Warna…. Gando Jitna tu Kanjos Hai Msg Chor Tujhe to Lun Bhi Na Bhejon…

Diffrent names of penis kaali

Diffrent names of Penis: * Kaali Ghaas Ka Daaku * Chudakkar Ka Sikkandar * Latakta Khanjar * Aurat Ka Dushman * Salwar Ki Talwar

Ek train ke dabby me ek aurat

Ek train ke dabby me ek aurat sawar howi sab seats pe mard bethe te wo kafi dair tk khari rhi phr boli: ‘kesa

1 larki ko exam me koi swal

1 Larki ko exam me koi swal nahi a raha tha usne pas bethe Larkay se kaha: Me apka dekh sakti hun? Larka chupke