Sexy SMS Collection Bar bra both word hav Posted in Sexy SMS Bar & Bra: Both Word Hav Same Letters, Both r Drinking Zone, Both Hav Restricted Timing 4 Opening & Closing, More Importantly, Both Makes Read More Lo ji naya gand mela Posted in Sexy SMS Lo Ji Lo Naya Gand Mela†) ( (__)(__) Moti Gand ) ( (__)_) Choti Gand ) ( (_)(*) Zakhmi Gand ) ( ( Read More Speak less to people whom u love Posted in Sexy SMS Speak less to people whom u love most…..Because if they cant understand ur silence….. They can never understand your words…. Read More 1 larki ka mangatar mar gya wo Posted in Sexy SMS 1 larki ka mangatar mar gya wo rote hue boli: Haye… abi to kuch dekha b nai tha…!! kareb khara hua pathan bola: Abhi Read More Sexy girl mere aagay ungli dalo ahah Posted in Sexy SMS Sexy girl Mere aagay ungli dalo Ah,ah Mere peeche ungli dalo Ah,ah Mere moonh mai ungli dalo Ah,ah Boy lun kahan dalon Girl sms Read More Good humor isnt a trait of character Posted in Sexy SMS Good humor isn’t a trait of character, it is an art which requires practice Read More Boy frnd msgs his grl agr so Posted in Sexy SMS Boy Frnd msgs his grl Frnd Agr so rhi ho to mjhe apne sapne bhjo, jag rhi ho to yaden bhjo, ro rhi ho Read More Arz kiya hy meray hain srf 2 Posted in Sexy SMS Arz Kiya Hy meray hain srf 2 hi t*attay, Wah Wah wah meray hain srf 2 hi t*attay, . . . . . . Read More Never take some one for grantedhold every Posted in Sexy SMS Never take some one for granted,Hold every person Close to your Heart because you might wake up one day and realise that you have Read More Bv ko kush rakhne k liye kuch Posted in Sexy SMS Bv ko kush rakhne k liye kuch sonehri asool: 1. Apni wife ki har roz leni chahiye? ‘KHABAR’ 2. Kam az kam 3 se Read More Girl during sex uncle ji lun Posted in Sexy SMS Girl during Sex: Uncle ji, Lun Seedha Choot Me Dalo na, Slip hokar Gaand me ja Raha Hy. Oldman:Janey do Maadarchod ki kismat me Read More Suhagraat pe shohar wife se dikhnay mei Posted in Sexy SMS Suhagraat pe shohar wife se: Dikhnay mei tou teray Boobs baray soft aur pink lag rahay han! Wife : (sharmaatay huwe) Pata nahi g.. 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Gand insaani jism ka wo hissa hai jo Lene, Read More I wish i was a tear drop Posted in Sexy SMS ‘I Wish I Was A Tear Drop… Born In Ur Eyes, Live On Ur Cheeks, And Die On Ur Lips’ {M~~E} Read More 1 orat apne bachey ko ddh pilatey Posted in Sexy SMS 1 Orat apne bachey ko DØØDH pilatey huay boli’ . . . ‘Pee ley BHOSRI K pee ley. Poora muhalla in Mammon k liye Read More 80 yr old man dr meri 20 Posted in Sexy SMS 80 yr old man: Dr meri 20 sal ki wife pregnant hogai mjhe yaqin nhi arha Dr: Ok 1 qisa suno 1 shikari shikar Read More Ik admi ka beta 5th clas mae Posted in Sexy SMS Ik admi ka beta 5th clas mae fail hua to 4th mein wapis aya. 4th main fail hua to 3rd main Or 3rd se Read More Ashqi sabar talab or tamana bytaaaaaaaaab Posted in Sexy SMS ashqi sabar talab or tamana bytaaaaaaaaab…….. dil ka kia rang karain khoony jigar hony tk Read More Child nurse se me aap k pas Posted in Sexy SMS Child Nurse se: Me Aap k pas so jaon Nurse: So jao Child: Me Apki Naf me ungli dalon Nurse: Dal lo Nurse: aahhhhh Read More Very daring lines written on the t shirt Posted in Sexy SMS Very daring lines written on the T-Shirt of a 12 years old girl.. . . . . . . . . ‘BOOBS’Coming Soon ! Read More Soldiers wife sends a nude photo daily Posted in Sexy SMS Soldier’s wife sends a nude photo daily to her husband with both legs wide open… I’ll WAIT LIKE THIS TILL U COME. Husband:That’s ok, Read More Qeema baghair kabab nahi banta batain Posted in Sexy SMS Qeema baghair Kabab nahi banta Batain chodnay se koi NAWAB nahi banta Bacha Paida karny k lye Lund dalna parta hai JANI MUTHEN MARNE Read More Lady itna chota sa handbag rs Posted in Sexy SMS Lady : Itna Chota Sa Handbag Rs. 10,000 ka? Shopkeeper : Medam Jee, Yeh Lund ki Khal ka Bana huwa Hand bag hai. 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Aya / /t / c(,,,) ); l / Read More Tere liye 1 buri khabar he yar Posted in Sexy SMS Tere liye 1 buri khabar he yar? me tujhe kese bataun k, k k mene londy baazi chor di he ab tu apne liye Read More Yaad aaye to aankhen band na karna Posted in Sexy SMS Yaad aaye to aankhen band na karna, hum chale bhi jaaye to gum na karna. Yeh zaruri nahi ki har rishte ka koi naam Read More Jazba song jazba chud jane Posted in Sexy SMS *Jazba song* *********** Jazba chud jane ka Lund per cher jane ka Chuttoo ban jane ka Khul ker marwane ka Bund apni dikhane ka Read More In front of the person u love Posted in Sexy SMS In front of the person u love, ur heart beats faster. But in front of the person u like, u get happy Read More Star plus ki sucess k baad new channel Posted in Sexy SMS Star-Plus ki sucess k baad new channel Sex-Plus Bohat jald New Sex Serials k sath: 1.Kahani Bistr Ki 2.Kbi condom B phata Hoga 3.Kasoti Read More toyota company ne new car lanch Posted in Sexy SMS *. .Toyota Company ne New car lanch ki hi jiska Name hai LORA, Ameer ghrano ki larkia preshan hai Q k Kehna Parta Hai Read More Girl to hakeem hakeem sahb me Posted in Sexy SMS Girl to Hakeem: ‘Hakeem sahb me apne boy frend k sath sex ker rahi thi to usny mujhe gali di.’ Hakeem: kyun? Girl: Pehley Read More Bandar or larkian same hoti hain q Posted in Sexy SMS Bandar or Larkian same hoti hain Q k wo KELA psnd krti hain….. . . Or Choohay or Larkay same hote hain saalay jb Read More Wife to husband tum har baar Posted in Sexy SMS wife to husband : tum har baar mere sath dogy style me he kiu sex kartay ho?? husband : kiu k mujhay tumhary shakul Read More Sardar kal pehli wari main teri bhabi Posted in Sexy SMS Sardar: Kal pehli wari main teri Bhabi di yaad bhulan wasty sharab di botal da sahara lita. Dost: Fair ki hoya. Sardar: Hona ki Read More Mohabbat phir mohabbat haikabhi dil se nai Posted in Sexy SMS Mohabbat phir mohabbat hai, Kabhi dil se nai jati, Hazaron rang hain iss k, Ajab hi dhang hain iss k, Kabhi sehra, Kabhi darya, Read More Tum randi ho or me faraz hun Posted in Sexy SMS Tum Randi ho or Me FARAZ hun,… Wah Wah Wah… . . 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Ansu nikal rahe hain bas raste kuch alag hain / / l ( ;c(,,,) ) ,’; l Read More You are my sweet sona i dont Posted in Sexy SMS You are my sweet sona, I dont want to u khona, plz give me your heart ka kona, Otherwise I will start rona dhona Read More Pathan hum reema se shadi krwae ga Posted in Sexy SMS Pathan: ‘Hum Reema se shadi krwae ga.’ Admi: ‘Reema usi se shadi kre gi jiska 8inch ka hoga.’ Pathan: ‘Koi bat nai kochaa hum Read More Agr hota yaqen tery milny ka khawab Posted in Sexy SMS Agr Hota Yaqen Tery Milny Ka Khawab Mein, !!!Sagar!!! To me sone se pehle prani shalwar pehan kr soata. Read More Mene hr roz dua m tjhe manga Posted in Sexy SMS ‘Mene hr Roz DUA m Tjhe Manga hy’ ‘Hon BEWAFAA Mgr WAFA se Tjhe Manga hy’ ‘Kabi SAJDE m Ja kr Pooch Apne RAB Read More Sher ki biwi ko geedar ne chod Posted in Sexy SMS Sher ki Biwi ko Geedar ne Chod dya,Sher ne elan kia k jisne ye harkat ki h me usy is jungle ka Nazim banaunga,Gidar Read More Yaar aik bat bataa tum kitne Posted in Sexy SMS Yaar aik bat bataa Tum kitne sharif ho Parhe likhe ho Achi family hai Family statis hai Decent ho Khuddar ho Kabil-e-fakhar ho paise Read More A humorist is a person who feels Posted in Sexy SMS A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it. Read More A man was doig some push up Posted in Sexy SMS a man was doig some push up exercises on d beach,a sardar sees him, starts laughing and says,’ANNI DAYA ,ZANAANI THALLLONN NASS GAI AA’ Read More Najane kis baat ki mujhe tu saza Posted in Sexy SMS Najane kis Baat ki Mujhe tu saza Deta he Mere khare Lund ko sula deta he Muddat se teri Gaand nahi Dekhi GANDU Kya Read More Pathan sex kr raha tha ghalti say Posted in Sexy SMS Pathan sex kr raha tha, ghalti say peechay daal dia. BV: O g, truck ghalat gudaam may jaa raha hai. Pathan, bhanchod ab bata Read More Dosttumhe us orat se maar kyu pari Posted in Sexy SMS Dost:Tumhe us Orat se maar kyu pari Pathan: Us ki seat k neche Meri Pani ki Bottle pari thi. Maine Bas itna kaha K Read More Bebas kar deta hai qanoon e dosti beta Posted in Sexy SMS Bebas Kar Deta Hai Qanoon-E-Dosti BETA,, Warna…. 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Larka chupke Read More Mansoba bandi pe lady worker lecture de Posted in Sexy SMS Mansoba bandi pe lady worker lecture de rahi thi keh aasan tariqa tu yeh hay keh jab tumhara khawand farigh hony lagy tu neechy Read More Ive seen angels in the sky snow Posted in Sexy SMS I’ve seen angels in the sky, I’ve seen snow fall in July, I’ve seen things you could only imagine to see or do, But Read More Koi drwaza rang kita wa darwaza ek Posted in Sexy SMS Koi Drwaza Rang Kita Wa Wa Koi Darwaza Rang Kita Ek Dukh India Da.. Duja Teem Ne Lun Keeta. Read More Wo kia hai jis per pyar se Posted in Sexy SMS Wo kia hai? Jis per Pyar se haath phero to Foran Khara ho jata hai? . . . Ans hai.. . . Betha Hua Read More Tere piyar ka kya jawab don Posted in Sexy SMS Tere Piyar ka kya jawab don, Teri dosti ko kya khitaab dun, Koi acha sa phool hota to peish karta. Magar jo khud ‘GUL’ Read More Shaam dhali phir raat ayee dil dharka Posted in Sexy SMS SHAAM DHALI PHIR RAAT AYEE DIL DHARKA PHIR AP KI YAAD AYEE AANKHOON NE MEHSOOS KIA US HAWA KO JO AP KO CHOO KAR Read More Kuchh log aise hote hain jo pal Posted in Sexy SMS Kuchh log aise hote hain jo pal bhar me paraya kar jatey hain Manzil ko dekhtey hi ek pal me rasta badal jatey hain Read More Pathn randi ch0dny chakly mi chla gia Posted in Sexy SMS Pathn Randi Ch0dny Chakly mi chla gia. 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Read More Pathan ko phansi ki saza dene se Posted in Sexy SMS Pathan ko phansi ki saza dene se pehle Judge ne pocha: Tumhari koi akhri khuahish? Pathan Ghussy Se Bola: Haan! Hum 1bar Apny Wakeel Read More An inexhaustible good nature is one of Posted in Sexy SMS An inexhaustible good nature is one of the most precious gifts of heven, spreading itself like oil over the troubled sea of thought, and Read More Boss ne apni seceratary ko bulaya aur Posted in Sexy SMS Boss Ne Apni Seceratary Ko Bulaya Aur Bola Boss: “Meri London Ki Ticket Book Kara Do, Aur Is Baar Mera Naam D.K. Bhos Likhwana, Read More Mohabton k fasane me nam hai tera Posted in Sexy SMS Mohabton k Fasane Me Nam Hai TERA MERE Dil Me Bara Ehtram Hai TRA MERE Dil Me B Abad Hai Ek ZAMANA Us Zamane Read More Bachaammi thori dair me ap ko mazay Posted in Sexy SMS Bacha:Ammi thori Dair me ap ko mazay aany wala hai. Ammi:wo kesy? 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