Sexy SMS Collection

Hamari men chahatchahat me khalos piyar

Hamari ??? men chahat Chahat me ???? Khalos me ???? Piyar me ????? Ibadat me ??? Khuda se ??? Dua meAAp ??? raho sada.

Dosti boobs nahi jo dab jaye

Dosti BOOBS Nahi Jo Dab Jaye Dosti LUN Nahi Jo Thak Jaye Dosti GAAND Nahi Jo phatt Jaye Dosti To PHUDDI Hai Mere Dost,

Mouhabat tum say ki hai dulhan k

Mouhabat Tum Say Ki Hai Dulhan K Roop Mai Pana Cahata Hon Bus Tumhain Chahta Hon Tumhain Paa K Dunya Say Chupana Cahata Hon

Hamein tum se mohabbat hai hamara imtihaan

Hamein tum se mohabbat hai, hamara imtihaan le lo, Agar chaho to dil le lo, agar chaho to jaan le lo. Hamein tum bhool

Tendulker wife k sath sex krte hue

TENDULKER wife k sath sex krte hue: Darling PITCH sahi nhi, GHASS boht hai, SHORT nhi lag rahe. Wife: Jhooty! Abi isi PITCH per

Tum ne jo dil se qadar ki

Tum Ne Jo Dil Se Qadar Ki Humari Ab Se Hai Meri Jaan B Tumhari Rakhna Khayaal Sirf Itna Sa K Hum Hai Tum

Kisi kisi ko koi itna pyar deta

Kisi kisi ko koi ITNA PYAR deta hy Falak se CHAND SITARE utar deta hy Tery milne ki talab mujko ZINDA rakhti hy Par

Wen stars shine at nite in sky

Wen stars shine at nite in sky My body blasts like bomb Nahi samjay? Professor Naseebo Lal explains it Jadun rat nu niklan taray,

Aik pathan aur us ki bv bus

Aik pathan aur us ki bv bus me sath ja rhe thy us ne kiraya dete hue apni bv ko awaz di ?gulbakht? Tum

I pray for youa life that u

‘I’ Pray For ‘You’a life that ‘u’ truly deserve, a life as good as ‘ur’ Hearta life as bright as ‘YOUR’ smile,&a life as

Ek jamadar gattar me jhuk kr kachra

Ek jamadar gattar me jhuk kr kachra nikal raha tha…! Ek pathan wahan se guzarte howe ruk kr bola.. . O Yara.. Tm log

Ishq se milti hai jo tanhaiyan hum

Ishq se milti hai jo tanhaiyan, Hum kaise unka dard byan karange. Ek se hi mohabat itni kar li hai, Ke auron se ab

mental hospital mein 2 pagal

*. . .Mental hospital mein 2 pagal aik doosray ko zoor zoor se chood rahay thaey aur doo pagal ek sath uchal rahe thay!

Main to u hi udas betha pani

Main to U hi udas betha pani me pathar phenk raha tha ‘FARAZ’ , , , Achanak 1 magar mach nikla or bola ,

Yeh na thi humari kismat k wisaal e yaar

yeh na thi humari kismat k wisaal-e-yaar hota … ager or jeete rehte tu yehi intazar hota kahoon kiss se main k kia hai

Wel com 2 my khushab depth

Wel com 2 my *KHUSHAB* *Depth of River JHELUM *Height of *SAKISAR* *Richness of fertilizer Land *View of ***UCHHALI JHIL*** *Beauty of Warcha SALT

Tu mujhe i qadar mere qareeb lgta

TU MUJHE I QADAR MERE QAREEB LGTA HA TUJH KO ALAG SOCHON TO AJEEB LGTA HA MERE HATHON KI LAKERON ME ZARA GHOR SE

Us ne kaha tmhain mjhse ktna pyar

Us ne kaha tmhain mjhse ktna pyar hy Maine kaha sitaro ka koi shumar hy Usne kaha kon tmhe subse ziada azeez hy Maine

Girljab hum larkian peshab karti hen to

GIRL:jab hum larkian peshab karti hen to awaz aati he aur jab tum boys karty ho to awaz nhi aati Q? BOY:Q k hmary

Girl50 rupees dena boyright jaib se le

Girl:50 Rupees dena. Boy:Right jaib se le lo. ‘Jeib phati hoi thi LUN haath main Aa giya, Girl:es main to nahi hain. Boy:Left jaib

Wife apne pathan husband se kya

Wife Apne Pathan Husband Se: Kya Kal Raat Aap Ne SAATHI Charhaya Tha? Pathan: Nahi Nahi.. Kal Raat To Hum Akela Hi Charha Tha.

Distance between two hearts is not

Distance Between Two Hearts Is Not An Obstacle. Rather A Beautiful Reminder Of Just How Strong True Love Can Be.

Tarasti nazron ne her pal tera sath

Tarasti nazron ne her pal tera sath manga jaisa asman ne her raat chand manga khud bhi roth geya woh hum se jab her

Girl oh no bleeding shuru hogai hy

Girl: Oh No, Bleeding Shuru Hogai Hy Plz Jaldi Nikaalo Bohat Dard Horaha Hy Oh Oi Ma Aah Itna Zor? Bus Karo! Nikaal B

1 train men dako ghus gay or

1 train men Dako ghus gay or sari train loot lee. Girl: papa men ne apni anguthi apni choot men chhupa di thi or

Chand k sath kai dard purane nikle

chand k sath kai dard purane nikle kitne gam the jo tere gam ke bahane nikle fasl-e gul ai phir ik bar asiran-e-vafa apne

Bebas kar deta hai qanoon e dosti beta

Bebas Kar Deta Hai Qanoon-E-Dosti BETA,, Warna…. Gando Jitna tu Kanjos Hai Msg Chor Tujhe to Lun Bhi Na Bhejon…

Hontho ki baat ye ansoo kehete hainjo

Hontho ki baat ye ansoo kehete hain,jo chup rete hai fir bhi behete hain Aur in aasuon ki kismat to dekhiye,ye unke liye behte

Boy frnd msgs his grl agr so

Boy Frnd msgs his grl Frnd Agr so rhi ho to mjhe apne sapne bhjo, jag rhi ho to yaden bhjo, ro rhi ho

Kashti b nhe badli sahil badla dobne

Kashti b nhe badli Sahil b nhe badla Dobne walo ka jazba b nhe badla Hain shok-e- safar aisa ek umr se dosto Manzil

Ashqi sabar talab or tamana bytaaaaaaaaab

ashqi sabar talab or tamana bytaaaaaaaaab…….. dil ka kia rang karain khoony jigar hony tk

Humor is an affirmation of dignity a

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man’s superiority to all that befalls him.

Yu nazar ki baat aur dil chura

Yu nazar ki baat ki aur dil chura gaye, Andhero ke saye mein dhadkan suna gaye. Hum to samajhe the ajnabi aapko, Par aap

Husband darling tumhara dil nai chahta k

Husband: darling tumhara dil nai chahta k kash tum mard hoti?! Wife: Q aj tmhara chudwane ko dil kr rha hai.?

Ek larki ka rape ho gya uski

Ek larki ka rape ho gya… Uski maa us se boli: Beti ab tera kya hoga? Haramzado ne teri Izzat loot li.. . .

What greater thing is there for two

What greater thing is there for two human souls than to feel that they are joined… to strengthen each other… to be at one

Dua hai k teri dunia me koi

Dua Hai K Teri Dunia Me Koi Ghum Na Ho,Dua Hai K Teri Muskan Kabhi Kam Na Ho,Agar Kabhi Teri Palkon Me Aansu Aayen,To

Teacher class mein bachho ko samjha rahi

Teacher Class Mein Bachho Ko Samjha Rahi Thhi Teacher: “Bachho Ye Duniya Gol Hai” Ye Baat Sun Ke Pappu Ne Hath Khada Kiya, Teacher

Nice to be here at my age

Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.

Manga hy rab se tujhe iltija kr

Manga hy rab se tujhe iltija kr k, ab door na jana kbi mjhe tanha kr k, tujhse wabasta hy zndgi apni, chahenge tujhe

Khudrat k karishmon me agar raat na

khudrat k karishmon me agar raat na hoti to khwabon me bhi un se mulakhat na hoti, yeh dil her ek gham ki wajah

Dekhiye veena malik k b

Dekhiye Veena Malik K B( . ) ( . )Bs Size 42 . . . . . . . . . . . .

Ek ameer ghareeb se ye tumhari lulli

Ek Ameer Ghareeb se: Ye tumhari Lulli itni bari kyun hai ? Ghareeb: Zoor se hans k bola Kyon k BACHPAN main mere paas

Phool agar khushbu dar hai to tum

phool agar khushbu dar hai to khushbu tum ho. chand agar roshan hai to roshni tum ho. burf agar thandi hai to thandak tum

A girl touched the horse p3nis horse

A girl touched the horse p3nis. Horse excited jumped & ran away very fast. Pathan, (the horse owner): bibi ab hamara bi pakro,hum ko

Pathan hum reema se shadi krega

Pathan: ‘Hum Reema se shadi krega.’ Admi: ‘Reema usi se shadi kegi jus ka 8inch ka hoga.’ Pathtan: ‘Koi bat nai kochaa hum 2inch

Chota samaj kr nikal dia mujhe mehfil

Chota samaj kr nikal dia mujhe mehfil se Faraz Chota samaj kr nikal dia mujhe mehfil se Faraz Baad main salo ne B.P laga

Jab dil ne najro ko dekha to

Jab dil ne najro ko dekha to gunah ho gaya , jab na dekha to bekrar ho gaya . Maine dil se pucha yeh

Someone wrote on the door of heart

Someone wrote on the door of Heart, ‘Please Do Not Enter’ Love came Smiling and said; ‘Sorry I Am Illiterate.’ 🙂

Ek aadimi peshaab ker raha tha

ek aadimi peshaab ker raha tha, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Tchr btao tax or sex me kia

Tchr: Btao TAX or SEX me kia Frq hy? Stdnt: Koi Frq nhi h Janab Dono Same hn. ek me ‘MONEY’ jaib se nikalti

If u hav a heart that obeys

If u hav a Heart that obeys ur Mind u can win d whole world , If u have a Mind that obeys ur

Contect me only girls on 0332 6844739

CONTECT ME ONLY GIRLS ON 0332-6844739

Strange facts 1 ek luqma 7sec

Strange FACTS 1. Ek Luqma 7sec k baad pait men pohunchta hy. 2. Insani baal 3kg tk wazan otha sakta hy. 3. Her mard

Once a doctor an engineer loved

Once a Doctor & an Engineer loved the same girl. Engineer gifted her an apple everyday. Girl asked the Engineer, ‘why U give me

Pyasi nigaho ne har pal unka deedar

Pyasi nigaho ne har pal unka deedar maanga, Jaise amavas ne har raat chand maanga. Ruth gaya woh Khuda bhi humse, Jab humne apni

Uska rukh e mehtab us k haath choom lon

Uska Rukh-e-mehtab Us k haath choom lon Jub bus chaly Us ki hr baat choom lon Chuu jay us ki zulf ko Barish ki

Tu matt day hume khush rehne ki

Tu matt day hume khush rehne ki Dua,,, ‘Rahi’ Hum khushiyan rakhty nahe baant diya karty hain….!! ~R.f~

Husband kya cooking show dekhti rehti ho

Husband: Kya cooking show dekhti rehti ho, phir bhi tumhe khana banana to aata he nahi.? Wife: Tum bhi to Blue film dekhte rehte

Boy and girl sex kar rahay thay1

Boy and Girl sex kar rahay thay.1 babay ne unhen pakar liya. Baba- Tohadi shakait laggay gi. Girl:baba g ,aap bhi kar lain magar

Alfaaz ki shakl me ehsas likha jata

Alfaaz ki shakl me Ehsas likha jata hai Yani pani ko b payas likha jata hai Mery jazbat se waqif hai mera qalm Mein

Boy medical store pe viagra extra doz

Boy medical store pe: VI*AGRA extra doz dena aj rat 3 larkiyan arahi hen Next day: Boy: ek ‘IODEX’ dena Cemist: kis lye? boy:mre

1 molana sahb bar tota le ker

1 MOLANA SAHB 1 BAR TOTA LE KER AYE OR PAROSI PATHAN KO DIKHATE HOYE BOLE ISKI 1 TANG KHENCHENGE TO SIDHI GINTI KAREGE

Pathan apni girlfriend se dilbara hum

Pathan apni girlfriend se: dilbara hum tum ko gift me jeans ka pant dega Girlfrnd Khush hokr boli: 0h realy Pathan: Haan mgr uska

The truth is that there is only

The truth [is] that there is only one terminal dignity-love. And the story of a love is not important-what is important is that one

Qasam ly lo tumhary baad kisi ka

Qasam ly lo, Tumhary baad, Kisi ka khawab dekha ho, Kisi ko hum ne chaha ho, Kisi ko hum ne socha ho, Kisi ki

1admi larki chodne gaya us nay ko

1admi larki chodne gaya us nay larki ko nanga kya or ulta jhuka kr bola tumhari choot pr 1bi baal nai hai kyun Larki:bhosri

1 orat apne bachey ko ddh pilatey

1 Orat apne bachey ko DØØDH pilatey huay boli’ . . . ‘Pee ley BHOSRI K pee ley. Poora muhalla in Mammon k liye

Usay itna bata dena main us

USAY ITNA BATA DENA…!! Main Us se Door ho kr B,, BOhut Majboor ho kr B,, Dukhon se Choor ho kr B,, Usi ko

Teacher batao angraiz log goray paida hotay

Teacher: Batao Angraiz Log Goray Paida Hotay Hain Or Hum Kaalay. AYSA Kyøn? Student: Kyon K Wahaan Ponds Cream Laga K SEX Hota Hai

Yaadon ki barsaat liye duaaon soghat dil

Yaadon ki barsaat liye Duaaon ki soghat liye Dil ki gehrayee se Chand ki roshnai se Pholon k kaghaz per Aap k liye sirf

Kisne kaha tujhe k anjan bn aya

Kisne kaha tujhe k anjan bn k aya kr Mere dil k aine me mehman bn k aya kr Ek tujhe hi to bakhshi

Phool murjatay achay nahi lagtay aap

Phool Murjatay Achay Nahi Lagtay, Aap Lun Khujatay Achay Nahi Lagtay, Ab To Koi Larki Pata Lo Meri Jan, Roz Bathroom Main Hath Chalaatay

Ya sms mera khas hai khaaf

YA SMS MERA KHAS HAI Khaaf kehar paway eana sunayautay Koi suna raway na aas jahan utay Koi subha maray koi shami maray Melaa

Pathan hum reema se shadi krwae ga

Pathan: ‘Hum Reema se shadi krwae ga.’ Admi: ‘Reema usi se shadi kre gi jiska 8inch ka hoga.’ Pathan: ‘Koi bat nai kochaa hum

Mere dil ki kitab ko padhna kabhi

Mere dil ki kitab ko padhna kabhi, Sapno me aake mujh se milna kabhi Maine duniya sazai hai tere liye, Meri nazro ki ummed

Pehlay kabhi ye yadain tanhai na thi

pehlay kabhi ye yadain ye tanhai na thi; kabhi dil ma madhoshi chai na thi; jane kya asar kar gayi ap ki batain; warna

Aik couple honeymoon mana kr wapsi train

Aik Couple Honeymoon Mana kr wapsi train ma bary romantic Mood ma aa raha tha Wife: janu sar ma dard ho raha ha, Husbnd

l o v e y SMS# 304008

……..*………* l o v e l y …..*………….. .* l o v e l y …*……………. ….* l o v e l y ..*……………..

The one thing we can never get

The one thing we can never get enough of is love. And the one thing we never give enough is love.

Sardar apki beti mjhe sex nahi karne

Sardar: Apki Beti Mjhe sex Nahi Karne Deti, Susar: Putar Ae Te Nasib Nasib Di Gal Ay, Ethay Tay Pooray Pind Dyan Mojan Lagian

Soch ko badlo sitare badal jayenge najar

Soch ko badlo, sitare badal jayenge, Najar ko badlo, nazare badal jayenge, Kashtiya badalne ki jarurat nahi, Dishaon ko badlo, kinare badal jayenge

A relationship is like a rose

A relationship is like a rose, How long it lasts, no one knows; Love can erase an awful past, Love can be yours, you’ll

Agher hum na hotay to app ko

Agher hum na hotay to app ko gazal kon kahta app ka chray ko gulab kon kahta, yea to karshma hia hum pyar karnay

Ye dosti hm nhi chorein gy

Ye Dosti Hm nhi Chorein Gy . Toreinge Dum Mgr Tri Gand Mei Ungli Krna Na Chorein Gy (.’) /\ (.’) ) )_/_|,| /”

Ek baar ek nanga aadmi aur haathi

Ek baar, ek nanga aadmi aur ek haathi amne saaamne aa gaye. Haathhi ne nange aadmi ko thodi der dekha, aur kaha… ‘Tum itni

Ajab lutf aaraha tha deedar ki dil

Ajab lutf aaraha tha deedar ki dil lagi ka ‘ K nazrain bhi mujh per thee aur parda bhi mujh se tha…..

Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hain hum

Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hain, Hum hain ki unse pyar kiya karte hain, Khuda ne takdir me ek tuta tara nahi likha, Aur

Kabi nsu muskurht se ziyada specil

Kabi Kabi ‘Ã…Ã…NSU’ MUSKURÃ…HÃ…T Se Ziyada ‘SPECIÃ…L’ Hote Hen Q k”MUSKURÃ…HÃ…T To Sb K Liye Hoti Hy Pr Ã…Ã…NSU Sirf Un K Liye Hote

Yaadain teray khluuse ki dustti hain aaj

Yaadain teray khluuse ki dustti hain aaj bhi Milnay ki aarzooain trastii hain aaj bhi Ankhain hazaar zabt ki koshish kay bawajood Ruk ruk

Woh apni bebasi ka qissa kis ko

Woh Apni bebasi ka Qissa kis kis ko sunata FARAZ, BAVASEER ka operation tha aur doctor pathan nikla…

Bakri ki jaan talwar k neeche

Bakri Ki Jaan Talwar K Neeche, Larki Ki Jaan Shalwar K Neeche, Jo Chali Jae, Mat Bhago Us K Peeche, Pyar Karo Bas Usi

Prescribed viagra dosages new girlfriend no

Prescribed Viagra dosages: New Girlfriend: No need. Old Girlfriend: Half tablet Mistress: One tablet Wife: 2 tabs + whiskey + blue film + heating

Ankhen to pyar me dilki zuban hoti

Ankhen to pyar me dilki zuban hoti hai, sachi chahat to sada bezuban hoti hai, pyar mai dard bhi mile to kya gabrana, suna

Deedar ishq ki khatir jab kisi ka

Deedar ishq ki khatir jab kisi ka dil tadapta hai, Shayad isi ka naam mohabbat hota hai!!!

In the arithmetic of love one plus

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing. ~ Mignon McLaughlin

Boy to shopkeeper ek black color ka

Boy to Shopkeeper: Ek Black Color ka Condom dena.. Shopkeeper: Black hi Kyun? Boy: Wo girl friend ka husband mar gaya hai, Afsos karnay

Nazar mila k meree pass aa loot

nazar mila k meree pass aa k loot liyaa..nazar haati thi k phir muskara k loot liya

Agar sex krnay ka mood nahi ho

Agar SEX krnay ka mood nahi ho or mard zabrdsti ker rha ho to Orat ko chahiye k SEX k doran Mard ki Gand