Mujhe Pata Chala k Mera DOST Bohat Udaas Hai

To Is Liye

2 Larkiyan Bhej Raha Hoon.

(-_-) SHEELA

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(((~_~))) MUNI

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ENJOY KAR./;-)

Ab THANX Mat Bolna…

Pathan: ‘Hum Reema se shadi krega.’

Admi: ‘Reema usi se shadi kegi jus ka 8inch ka hoga.’

Pathtan: ‘Koi bat nai kochaa hum 2inch katwa le ga.

Acknowledge that you failed,

draw your lessons from it,

and use it to your advantage

to make sure it never happens again.

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*_/\_* I WISH YOU PEACE

..>,´< ¸ I WISH YOU LOVE
*_/\_* I WISH GOOD HEALTH

..>,´< ¸ I WISH YOU ALL THE HAPPINESS
*_/\_* I WISH YOU .. AL YOUR HEART DESIRES

..>,´<. I WISH YOU WEALTH,
*_/\_.MOST OF ALL ALLAH’s BLESSING

..>,´<. MAY ALL THE ANGELS BE WITH YOU ALWAYS
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Teri Tlab ki Had ne Aaisa Janoon Bkhsha…

Hum Khud ko Bhool bethay Tujhay Yaad krtay krtay…

Potey ne dada ko sex ki goli la kr di or kaha:

Dada g agr mza aye to suba mere takiye k neche 100rupy rkh dena.

Puta subah utha to takiye k neche 1100rupy the, us ne dada se pocha: Dada mene to 100 ka kaha tha,ye to 1100 hn.

Dada: 1000 tmari dadi ne diye hn.

Dil Chahay Woh Koee Baat Karay

Jab Dil Kay Taar Tootay Hoon

Jab Saray Mujh Say Routhay Hoon

Jab Aankhain Meri Bheegi Hoon

Dil Chahay Wo Koee Baat Karay

Jab Mousam -e- Bahaar Aa Jaye

Jab Pholoon Pay Khumaar Cha Jaye

Jab Meray Dil Main Aag Lagay

Us Aag Ko Wo Gulzaar Karay

Dil Chahay Woh Koee Baat Karay

Jaan kar bhi woh Mujhe jaan na paaye,

Aaj tak woh Mujhe pehchaan na paaye,

Khud hi kar li bewafai humne,

taaki unpar koi ilzaam na aaye…

Women. Dr. Se?

Mere pati mujh se sex nhe krte.

Dr= ye 1 goli roz khilana.

Orat ne 1 goli khilai to raat ko pati ne sex kia.

Next day 2 goli di to pati ne khob josh dikhaya.

3rd day orat ne puri botal ki golian khiladen.

2 din baad Dr ne orat k betay se poocha to beta bola,

Mummy mar gaien,

Chachi hospital may hain,

Mumani ko hosh nhe aaraha,

Nokrani ne papa par baladkar ka muqadma kr dia,

Baji ghar chor gaien,

Aur

Meri gand abhi tak dukh rahe hai..

Kabhi kabhi sawal achy lagty hain,

Kabhi kabhi jawab achy lagty hain,

Aap bolen tu lafzon se khusbho aaye,

Chup rahen bhi tu janab achy lagty hain.

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ lover

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Prince’

Dil tuta to ek aawaz aai ,

cheer kar dekha to ek cheez nikal aayi,

Socha kya hoga is khali dil me,

Dhokar dekha to aapki tasveer nazar aayi

Kya Mangon Khuda Say Tumko panay K Bad

KiS Ka Karon Intzar

Teray Anay K Bad

Kyoun Dost k Liey Jan Luta Detay Han Log

Mujhe Malom Howa Tumko Dost Bnanay K Bad.

‘IZHÄAR’

Jo hum Mehsoos kerte hain !

Agar Tum tak pahonch jaye!

To bas itna samajh lena!

Ye un jazbon ki khusboo hy!

Jinhen hum keh nahi sakte !

Magar Tum jo ijaazat do!

To chand Lafzon me keh daloon !

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‘Tum Bin Mar To Sakte Hain’

‘TUM BIN Ji NAHI SAKTE !!

‘Teri talab ki hadd ne aisa junoon bakhsha…..!

‘Hum khud ko bhool bethe tujhe yaad karte karte…

Andaz badalne lagte hain,

hoton pe shararat hoti hai,

Nazron se pata chal jata hai

Jis dilme mohabbat hoti hai…

Ek judai ka lamha hai k milny nahi deta,

Ek tera khayal hai k bikharny nahi deta,

Ek teri yaad hai k zinda hain aaj tak,

Ek tera pyar hai k marny nahi deta.@

Tanhayon me bas un ko yaad karte hain wo salamat rahen yehi faryad karte hain hum un k dedar ka intezar karte hain un ko kya pata hum un say kitna pyar karte he

*Koi gila na shikwa hai Aap se* Ye arzoo hai ek silsila bana rahe Aap se* Bas ik bat ki umeed hai Aap se* Dil se dor na karna agar ham dor b rahein Aap sa.

..: 3Girls apni apni khwahshen bol rhi thein,

.

1st:Mere 2 husbnd hon jo sari rat lagay rahen

.

2nd:Mere 4 hon jo din rat ki shft lgayen

.

3rd:Mera 1 hi ho,us se 1beta ho jo bara ho k Pak Criket Team ka wicket keeper bney.

World Cup ka match ho,aur wo catch choray aur wohee batsmen century kar day

18crore awam kahe

TERI MA NU LUN MARAN,

.

Happy World cup 2011.

Apni zat s nikel ker

tujey tanha chahun

malum tum ko b na

ho tujey itna chahun

meri her saans teri hi

amant hei

muje bta main tujey

or kitna chahun.

Subah Juda Hai, Raat Juda Hai

Apni To Her Baat Juda Hai

Tumse Bichar Ker Aisa Laga

Jaise Dua Mai Haath Juda Hai

Sab To Aate Rahte Hai

Tum Aao Tho Baat Juda Hai

Kar Rahin Hoon main Zindagi ka Intezaar,

k Kabhi Tu bhi Karega intezaar,

Mat Bhul Is zindagi ka,

Dusra Naam hota hai Sirf Pyaar.

Ek khoobsoorat dhokha hai ishq yaaro,

Hai har mohobbat ek jhoot yaaro,

Jitni khoobsoorat ho sajan utni gehri hai wo bewafaai yaaro,

Na yakin ho, to mere mehboob ki tasveer hi dekhlo yaaro.

LUV Says…

I

LUV

U

CRUSH Says…

I

LIKE

U.

Hug Says…

I

WANT

U.

SMILE Says.

I

ADORE

U.

But

FRIENDSHIP Says……..

I

CARE

4

U

Husband tells wife:u have a big bum like a tandoor.

At night he asks

his wife 2 have sex.

Wife said:forget it.why light a big tandoor for

one small kabab.

All beautiful things start from the heart.

All bad things start from the mind.

Never let the mind rule ur heart.

Let the heart rule ur mind.

Phool se haseen khushboo,khushboo se haseen chaand, chand se haseen hai chandni,chandni se haseen hai raat,raat se haseen hai chand,aur chand se haseen hai aap……..

ArZo0 HaY TumHAin Do0R Se DekHNay KI,

MAgEr PasS NaHi AaNa ChAhTa,

TaMaNnA NaHi tuMHain PANAy ki,

MAgeR KhoNA BhI NAHi CHAhTa

Doubt that the stars are fire, doubt that the sun doth move, doubt truth to be a liar, but never doubt I love.

I have no regrets. I will never regret loving someone because the feeling of love for five minutes is greater than an eternity of hurt

Akela Ja Rha Tha Jeevan k Raston Pe…

Naraz

Dukhi

Pareshan,

phir 1 Morr Pe Aap jesa DOST Mila,

Or

Baqi Zindagi Bhi

LORAY LAG Gai…;-):-

MUKHLIS HAR KISI K SATH REHTA HUN SHAYED ISI LIYE KHALI HATH REHTA HUN MERA EHSA-E-MUHABT ITNA WASEE HAI FARAZ TERE BAGAIR B DEKH TERE SATH REHTA HUN

Thanks & Best Regards

waseem_abid2002@yahoo.com

Tum dil ko bekara kiun nahin karte meri mohabbat par aitbar kyo nahin karte jee nahin sakta hoke juda tumse aur tum mohabbat ka izhar bhi nahi karte.

Kitne harami hein teri gali k Bache

Soni.

Apni nono nikal ke kehte hein

Is K Chote Size Pe Mat Jana. 🙂

Bebas kar deta hai Qanoon-e-dosti warna…!!!

,

,

Main Tujhay itna chodu’n k tu Ghar tak bachy deta hua jaye Bhosri k..:-

Lrki: Stop pe khri mobile pe bat kr rhi thi

Boy:Kash mn mobile hota tere gal se lga hota

Girl:Han or mn ghr ja kr Motti Pin wala charger teri Gand me lga deti..

Suhagrat ko during Sex

HUSBAND:

Teri to bohat Khulli hy.

BV ghusse se:

Meri car ,cash, jewelery, AC, Fridge,wapas karo.

HUSBAND:

‘Sorry,

Mera hi Chota hy.’;-)

Dr.:Mareez se ?

Tum boht kamzor ho Doodh daba k piyo.

(after 1 month)

DR:

Tum abhi tak kamzor ho ?

:Mareez,

Dr, Sahab wo sirf dabane deti hy peene nahi deti…!

Tumhari Yaad Chup Ke Se,

Koi Sargoshi Karti Hai,

Yeh Palkein Bheeg Jati Hain,

to Aansoo Toot Girte Hain,

Ham Palkon Ko Jhukate Hain,

Bazahir Muskurate Hain,

Faqat Itna Hi Kehte hain

Mujhe Kitna Satate Ho,

Mujhe Tum Yaad Aate Ho,

Mujhe Tum Yaad Aate Ho…!

*. . .Beta-papa ye ‘sex’ kya hota hai…?

Sardar: thinks oye ye kya puch liya bete ne, par batana to padega

Aftr tht he told- beta sex me hum ladki k kapde utarte hai,fir apne kapde utarte hai,fir ladki ko karib krk usk boobs dabate hai,fir vo hamara lund chusti hai,fir hum us k gand me ungali karte hai,fir tail laga k ladki ki chut me lund dal k hum lund ander bahar karte hue use chodte hai.

Ye hota hai sex..

Beta- Admisson form me kya likhun?:-D

Koi kehta hai Pyar nasha ban jata hai,
Koi kehta hai Pyar saza ban jata hai,
Par pyar karey koi sache dil se,
To wo pyar jeeney ki waja ban jata hai

‘Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?’

L O V E

L = Lake of Sorrows

O = Ocean of Tears

V = Valley of Death

E = End of life….

Why do girls look beautiful?

is it real or due to make up?

all false

Girls look beautiful because

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.

.

boys have good IMAGINATION

Mujay likhny ka shouq hota to main apna khwab likhta,,,

Tere chehry ko Chand tere honton ko Gulaab likhta,,,

Tere pyar main bhool ker sari kainat ko,,,,

Teri zulfon ki chaon mein apna Anjam likhta,,,

Haq hota taqdeer likhny ka mujay apni,,,

To tere sary gum lay kr,apni sari khushyan main tere naam kerta,,,

Agar BADSHAHAT deta is jahan ki khuda mujay,,,

To main ye sara jahan tere naam likhta,,,

Kash aisa mumkin hota,,,

TO main tujay sirf apny naseeb main likhta,,,

MGR KASH

Ek aadmi hotal wale se:

Aaj aisi chaye pilao ke mera ang ang jhoom uthe,

Hotal wala:

Janab me chaye me bhains ka dood daalta hun Nargis ka nahi…

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Hate but LOVE more!
Argue but AGREE more!
Talk but LISTEN more!
Punish but FORGIVE more!

Then ‘YoÃœ’ will Love people BUT People will Love ‘YÖÜ’ more!

Tum Kia Jano Pyaar Ki Had

Bharway

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Sirf Ek Larki ne Tumhein Aankh Kia Mar di,

Tum Ne Muth Maar Maar Ke apney Topey ki khaal phaar di..*?

Fwd: Aaj ka Quiz:

Wo kon sa player hai Jo din ko India k liye khelta hai aur raat ko Pakistan k liye???

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Sania Mirza..

.

Ek Larki Dosri Se…!!!

Sab Se Khatarnak Game Kon Sa Ha..?

2nd Girl;

Har Woh Game Jo Boys Ke Sath Khela Jaey,

Khass Kar Andhery Main.

Ek Molvi kahin ja raha tha. Raste me Us k uper Brezzar aa gira.

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.

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Molvi: Kaisa Zamana aagaya he Aam koi choos raha he or Chilke Hum per phenk raha he…!

Diwar-e-Dard pe

fariyad likhte hai

Har rat tanhayi ko

abad karte hain

Ae Khuda unhe khush

rakhna

jinhe hum tujse zyada

Yad karte hain

1 educated admi ki shadi unparrh aurat se ho gai.

Subha husband ne pocha

Hamara environment ap ko kesa laga?

Wife(shrmatay hoay) G bus thora sa mota tha

Teacher 2 chiLd: Tum bohat badtamez ho gaye ho btao kya saza doon tumhen. Child: Miss koi B saza 2 lekin tatto se nai pakarna plz.

‘Hum’ raat k ‘Sitaray’ hain,

‘Tanhaiyon’ k maray hain,

‘Tum’ hum ko ‘Thukra’ do

‘BESHAK’

magar

‘Hum’ phir bhi ‘janu’ Tumhare hain…

Hum woh nahi jo tum ko ghum main chod de,

hum woh nahi jo tum se naata tod de ,

hum woh hain,ke agar teri sanse ruk jaaye,

to tuj se apni sanse jod de.

Tere chehray pe udaasi aur aankhoon mein nami hai

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mera lund choos GAANDU

Tujh main Calcium ki kami hai…

Mohabbat bhi ajeeb si hoti hai,

har lamha unki kami si hoti hai.

Chahate hai unko iskadar hum,

zarasi kharoch unko lage to takleef Hume hoti hai.

Qismat se sab ko shikayat q hote hay, Jo nahe milta usey se muhabbat q hote hay.

Agar aap chahtay hain k

Kamran Akmal ball foran catch karay to

ICC se apeal kar k

Cricket Ball py likhwa dain

k

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‘Ijaz Butt k Tattay ‘:)

Admi,LADY Se:Apke Kitne BACHE Hain?

LADY:’10’

MAN:Yani Apki ZAMEEN achi Zarkhez Hy.

LADY:BEHNCHOD Meri ZAMIN Zarkhez Nhi

Mra KISAN MEHNTI Hy.

Ay dost Agr Tmko Mjhse acha dost mily to

Beshak Usse dosti kr lena

Mgr jb Wo Tmko thukra de to

HUm Tmko wahin milenge ye kehny k lye

K

.

.

Marwali Gaand?

Mil gya sukoon?

Mit gyi kharish?

kuss Marani K?

Chal aja ab chai pila gandu.

Arz haa

Yra teri yari pe mje shak nhi

Yra teri yari pe muje shak nhi

Sb ne teri gand mari

Kya mera koi haQ nhi?

(‘,’)

/)( minu nai pta minu v dy….*?

Bath room mein baith kar hum jhaantein kaat rahe they. (faraz)

k achanak ‘TATTON’ ki aawaz aayi ‘oye’ FOJI cutting kariyo ustad ki.

Teacher : 1 Haath mein kitni unglian hoti hain?

BOYs: 6

GIRLs: 4

Teacher: Tum logo ko kitni bar kaha hai k neekar mein hath dal ke mat gina karo.

Aise Nojawan jo Gand Marwane Me Mukammal Maharat Rakhte Ho,

Chuppe Lagane Wale Ko Tarjih Di Jayegi,

Tajarba Zarori Nahi

Age:

18 to 25

Salary:

25000

Khana, Rehaish Free

Gand Ki 2 Tasviro K 7 Tamam Dastavizat 17 Grade K Gando Se Tested

10 mrch Tak Banaras Chowk pe Jama Karaye

Dost teri to nikal paris

Matric k bad larkay ne baap se shadi ka kaha,

Baap:

pehlay apny paoon pe khary ho jao

FSc ,BSc,MSc

k baad bhi baap ne yehi jawab diya

PHD k baad larka khamosh ho Gaya,

Baap ne ek din kaha tum paoon pe khary ho gaye ho ab shadi ker lo

Beta bola:

main to khara ho gaya hoon, par ab WOH khara nahi hota

Teacher: btao duniya mein sabse muskil job kis ki hai?

Boy:

g blue film k cameraman ki jis ka kahra bhi hota h or bechara muth bhi nhi mar sakta.

Bekhudi Ki Zindagi Hum Jiya Nahi Karte,

Yun kisika ka Jaam Hum Piya Nahi Karte.

Unse Kehdo Mohabbat Ka Izhaar Aakar Khud Karein,

Yun Kisika Peecha Hum Nahin Karteâ

Main Qaasid Kis Tarha Bhejoo’n

Main Khud Hi Tum Se Mil Loonga

Tumhain Jo Dekh Leta Hay

Tumhara Ho Hi Jata Hay … !!!

SPECIALLY 4 MY FRND ESHA

Dekh kar tanha mujh se pocha baharon ne,

Kahan gaya tera wo humsafar

tujhe to bara naaz tha us par yeh dekh kar mai chup raha

MAGAR?

mere ansoaon ne jawab diya,

milna …. Qismat mein Bichrna Naseeb THA…

Wo Mujhe se itna door ho gaya

JJITNA…!!!

WO MERE QAR

A CUTE LOVE STORY:

Two Butterflies

Were In Love.

1 Day They

Decided To Play

Hide N Seek,

They Fixed A

Flower & Decided That,

Tomorrow 1 Who Will Come First & Sit On This Flower

Will Love The Other More.

At Morning The Male Butterfly Came Very Early

& Waited For The Flower To Open.

When It Opened,

He Was Shocked To See That,

The Female Butterfly Had Died Inside It,

Bcoz She Was Waiting Since Last Night To Tell Him…!!

“HOW MUCH SHE LOVES HIM”:-(

Ager Suhag raat me chudai k baad dulhan ko 1chamcha money chata de jaye to subh ko dulhan k oper bohat roop ata hai.

Diye jalany ki rasmen bohat purani hain. ‘Faraz’. . .

Humari mehfil may to L0g 1 dusry ki choowen saaar dete hain….!:D

Yeh khushbuon ka aalam..yeh zindagi ki masti

Phir chhod aye rahbar tum apna dil kahan…

Ik baagh jo tha apna…ik quom jo thi humdil

Ik phhool jis ko chaha be-parwa-e-jahan

Hmare Chale Jane k Bad ye Samandr b Tmse Pochega

Kahan Chala Gaya Wo Shakhs Jo Tujhe Pani Me Dal K Chodta Tha!

Tuje kya lga shairi ka mood he mera?

Ankhon ko intizar ki adat si ho gai.

Yani khyal-e-yar ki adat si ho gai..

Aab doosra milay bhi to dil manta nahi..

Hum ko jo us k pyar ki aadat si ho gai .

wo jut bhi kahay use mante hain sach .

Us par to aitbar ki ahdat si ho gai..

GirlFriend:

Aaj Phir Asmaan Par Kali Ghata Chai Hai.

oR

Apne Sath Barsaat B Layi Hy,

BoyFriend:

Haramzadi Saaf Saaf Bol K Tu Aaj Phir Chudne K Mood Se Aai Hai.

‘GEO’

‘1 Din Veena K 7’

Q. Subah uth kar pehle kia karti ho?

Ans.G me apne ghar jati hu,

Q:Aap ziyada shoping kapro ki karti ho or bagher kapro k rehti ho kia ye khula tazad nahi?

Ans: G 1 shoq hai or 1 business.

Q : Aapne bolywood or lolywood k hero me kia faraq paya?

Ans : Sirf Khatna ka.

Or ab 1 akhri sawal:

Q ; Ap ko kon sa politition pasand hai?

Ans : MUSHARRAF

Wo Q?

Ans :Q K unho ne sub se pehle 1 ghanta aage or 1 ghanta piche kia tha:-

• If I reach for your hand, will you hold it? If I hold out my arms, will you hug me? If I go for your lips, will you kiss me? If I capture your heart, will you luv me?

Chorh Do Mera Hath

Jane Do Mujhe

Yeh Kya Kar Rahe Ho

Chorh Do Mujhe

Mere Qareeb Mat Aao

Tumhain Khuda Ka Waasta

Mere Qareeb Mat Aao

Aagey Mat Barhna

Aaaa

Aagey Mat Barhna

Aaaa

Aaaaaa

Chorh Do Mujhe

Ufffff

Chorh Do Mujhe

Aaaah

Bachao

Koi Hai

Bachao

Dard Ho Raha Hai

Aaaaaa

Uffffff

Boht Dard Ho Raha Hai

Ab Bas b Karo, Neeche Kya Video Dekho ge?

Shadi k 3 maah bad larki apni maa se:

Ap ne jo BED dia ha wo chota ha

Maa:

tum ab bata rahi ho?

Larki:

Taangain hi aj seedhi hui ha…! 😛

1 Lrki Ghr Ki Chat pe Khari thi,Or 1 Lrkay ko ‘BREAST’ Hila k dikha Rahi Thi,

Lrkay Ne B Lun Nikala Or Hilane Laga,

Lrki Ghuse Main Neechay utri Or Boli Mera Matlab tha k Doodh Wala kb Aaye ga?

Lrka Bola To Mera B yehi Matlab tha k aj pakistan ka match hai doodh wale ka LUN ayega…*

Lo bhai ap k lye Arz kia ha

Murghi ka ho ya ho hathi ka anda

Wah wah

Murghi ka ho ya ho hathi ka anda

Dil ki gehraion se apki gand me Danda..

Nafrat Ki Dhoop May Barsat Sy Pehly

Halaat Na Thay Aisy Teri Mulakat Sy Pehly

Ye Barish Ye Hawa Ye Dhanak Ye Mosam

Kis Kis Sy Mohabat Thi Teri Zaat se pehly.

Wife: aur andar dalo, thora upar, thora left

Haan!

Aur thora left.

Husband:

(ghussy se) maa ki lori,

Tu chudwa rahi he ya lora parking ma lagwa rahi hai.

Girl-Brazier dikhao!

SalesMan-36 Chale ga?

G-Chota do

S-32?

G-aur chota

S-28?

G-aur chota

S-20?

G-Thora aor CHOTA

S- ‘Baji

SaniPlast lagalo koi DANA nikla hoga,

1aadmi apne bete k liye esa ROBOT laya jo jhoot bolne pr THAPPAR marta tha.

Beta: Papa aj me school nai jaunga mere payt me drd he.

(chatakh)

Bap dekha! Ap ne jhoot bola is liye apko saza mili,me jb ap jitna tha to kbi jhoot nai bolta tha.

(chatakh)

Wife(hanste huay): Ap hi ka beta hai..

(CHATAAKH)