Kisan ne nya murgha kharida jaise hi

Kisan Ne Nya Murgha Kharida.

Jaise Hi Ghar Aya Murga Pinjry Ki Taraf Bhaga Or 150 Murgion Ko Chod DIa

Kisan Boht Khush Hua Or Usy Pakar K Bahar Le Aya

Lunch K Bad Phir Murgay Ne 150 Murgion Ko Chod DIa

Ab Kisan Thora Parishan Hua,

Next Day

Kisan Ne Dekha Murga Khaiton ME Ducks Or Choozon Ko Chod Raha Tha,

KUCH DAIR BAAD.

.

Kisan Ne Dekha Murga Khait Ma Adh Mari Halat Ma Neim Behosh Para ha Or Us per Gidh Mandla Rahay hay

KISAN: Madar Chod Ye Sab Teri Harkaton Ka Natija Ha Ab Mar Bharway.

Murgay Ne 1 Aankh kholi Or BOLA GANDOO CHUP KAR IN KO NEECHE TO AA LENE DE…!

Boss ne apni seceratary ko bulaya aur

Boss Ne Apni Seceratary Ko Bulaya Aur Bola

Boss: “Meri London Ki Ticket Book Kara Do, Aur Is Baar Mera Naam D.K. Bhos Likhwana, Bich Mein Dot Laga Dena.”

Seceratary Hairani Se: “Par Kyu Boss?”

Boss: “Kyunki London Wale Airpor Pe Mera Naam Mr. BhosDK Announs Karte Hai”

Note: Angrej Pehle Last Name And First Name Bolte Hai

Lafz gandu gand se akhaz kia

Lafz

‘Gandu’

Gand se akhaz kia gaya hai.

Punjabi me gand ko ‘Bund’ kehte hain.

Gand insaani jism ka wo hissa hai jo

Lene,

Dene

or

Dikhane

k liye bhi istamal hota hai.

‘Gandu’ ka asal matlab hai

‘Gand dene wala’.

Is ka mafhoom hai k…

‘wo shakhs jo majbooran, shoqiya ya kisi ki zabardasti ki waja se apni gand de,

‘Gandu’ kehlata hai.

Ya

‘jo shakhs bilkul aakhiri waqt me apni auqat dikha de wo b,

‘Gandu’ he kehlata hai

‘Gandu’ log amooman hamare doston me bhi paaey jate hain

In ki Nishani ye b hi k jb tk aap msg na kren msg ni krtay

A GENERAL KNOWLEDGE Message by

‘MINISTRY OF GANDIOLOGY.

Sunsan rasto mai hum chal diye yado

Sunsan rasto mai hum chal diye,

Yado ka saman liye hum chal diye,

Dil mai chupaye ishq liye hum chal diye,

Ankho mai sisakti yado ke gum dabaye hum chal diye,

In tapakte ashko se apne dil ki pyas bhujaye hum chal diye,

Ghabraye hum, akele hue hum, apne nishano ko mita kar hum chal diye,

Chal diye hum apni jindagi ko chod maut ko gale lagane hum chal diye….

Yeh na thi humari kismat k wisaal e yaar

yeh na thi humari kismat k wisaal-e-yaar hota …

ager or jeete rehte tu yehi intazar hota

kahoon kiss se main k kia hai …

shab-e-ghum bori bala hai

mujhe kia bora tha marna ..

ager aek baar hota

yeh na thi humari kismat k wisaal-e-yaa hota ..

koei mere dil se poche

tere teer neem kash ko

yeh khalish kahan se hoti ..

ju jiger k paar hota

tere wade per jiye hum..

tu yeh jaan jhot jana ..

k khoshi se mar na jate ager etbaar hota ..

yeh na thi humri kissmat k wisaal-e- yaar hota

yeh kahan ki dosti hai ..

k bane hain dost saqi ..

koi chehra saaz hota ..

tu yeh na ghumm saath hota….

R.F