Sms bhejan da nahi si shok saanu

SMS bhejan da nahi si shok saanu,

teri yaad ne mobile fada dita,

Message likhde likhde space muki,

assi overwrite allowed la dita,

yaara mereya message reply karin,

assi apna farz nibha dita!!

Thandi hai coffee garam kar lo

Thandi hai CoFFee garam kar lo,

Is Patthar Dil ko thora sa NaRaM kar lo,

Tumharey hotey hue mera InboX khali hai,

Thori si to yaar Sharam karlo….

Tere inbox mein mere sms ko panah

Tere Inbox mein mere SMS ko PANAH mil jaye, Tere Inbox mein mere SMS ko PANAH mil jaye, Jo reply na kare Uska Mobile FANAA ho jaye….

2008 k baad 2009 aaey ga

2008 k baad 2009 aaey ga.

Baap k baad beta aaey ga.

Hum to aap say bus itna kahaingay.

Itni kanjossi karo gay to sms kahan say aaeyga??

Dil ki mhfil m ujl kijiy

Dil ki M?hfil m? Uj?l? Kijiy?,

R?z Py?r Bh?re SMS Kiy? Kijiye, Zind?gi Khubsur?t B?n J?yegi J?n?b. ?pno ke Liye Thoda W?qt Nik?l? Kijiye.thanx (mis)…

ll its my home

_,______

/______/.;’;’;,

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Its my HOME

gift 4U

chaho to SALE kar k balance dlwa lo

MAiN road pe reh lunge

mgr TUMHARY sms k bagher nahe….

Khayalo ko kisi aahat ki aas rahati

Khayalo ko kisi aahat ki aas rahati hai,

nighao ko kisi surat ki pyas hoti hai,

tere bin kisi cheez ki kami to nahi,

magar tere SMS bin tabiyat udas rahati hai……

Socha aap ko phone karon socha se

Socha aap ko phone karon

socha aap se baat karon

phir socha aik mulakat karon

phir socha kiun na intezaar karon

phir socha kiun na aik kaam karon

1 pyara sa sms app ke naam karon….

Jo jeete wo sikandar jo haaray

*Jo jeete wo sikandar,*

*jo haaray wo jail k andar.*

*Jo SMS bheje usko jadu ki jhappi,*

*jo na bheje usko BANDAR ki pappi.*:-):-*…

Lub pe ati hi dua bun k

Lub Pe Ati Hi Dua Bun K Tmana Meri

Sim Bnd Ho Jaey Allah Kare Teri

Har Jaga Mere Chmakne Se Ujala Ho Jaye

Agar ap Mujhe Sms Na Kare

Apka Rung

Kala HoJay;-)…

Mere sugar se meethe milk gore

Mere Sugar se Meethe,

Milk se Gore,

Aasman se Oonche,

Samandar se Gehre,

Barf se Thande,

Aag se Garm,

Aur

Sab se BE-SHARAM Dost

Kabhi to SMS kia karo

A dost tu jitni achi nibhata ha

A dost tu jitni achi nibhata ha yaari

uski muje puri ha

jaankari…

To phir dikha apni dildari aur

bhej itne msg

ke aane na paye

meri bari;-)…

Na dil k ehd ampgt

Na dil k ehd- . >

AY BOoOHAT hO Gya Re. . . .:::

AJ Agr Tu Ne mSj Na K?A tO . / . /

KdoON GA TERI

>>TO<<

?SAANS BAND?

1 msg roz keep the friends close

1 msg roz,

keep the friends close,

Din me msg paanch,

Dosti pe na aaye aanch,

Din me msg dus,

Milay yari ka rus,

Din me msg bees,

Pehle 1 to bhej khabees.

Sonay di itt mahiya rab tenu

**Sonay di itt mahiya**

**

**Rab tenu mobile ditta koi sms te sut mahiya**

**

**

**kothay te mor mahiya**

**

**J sms nahi karna te enu itt maar k tor mahiya**…

Quot gt l

(".)

(> )

L L ‘ ,

.

:

Too muje msg nahi karta

ye Lay

Tere mobil ki Screen pe susu kr diya

Jo kar sakta ha

karle

"? DO?" kisi se nahi darta…

Phool aisa ho jo baag ko khushbu

Phool aisa ho jo baag ko khushbu se bhar de, Hamsafar aisa ho jo andheron ko roshan kar de, Dost aisa ho zindagi ko khushi aur mobile ko SMS se bhar de……

Logon sy pangy b hon gy ghar

Logon sy pangy b hon gy

Ghar mei dangy b hon gy

agr mjy 5 msg na kiy tu tumary 12 bachy hon gy

2 ganjy

2 nangy or

8 lafangy hon gey…….

Sms karne k faide 1 mobile

SMS karne k faide

1- Mobile ko zung nahi lagta

2- Time pas ho jata hai

3- Jise karo ge wo khush rahe ga

4- Contact bana rahe ga

5- Koi kanjoos nahi kahega…

Baywaja kisi ko sataya nahi kartay

baywaja kisi ko sataya nahi kartay ,

had say zayada kisi ko rulaya nahi kartay ,

jin kii sansay chalti hoon app kay sms say,

unkoo apnay sms ke lie tarpaya nahi kartay…

Qayamat ki 4 nishanian 1logon ka eman

Qayamat ki 4 Nishanian:

1:Logon ka Eman jata rahy ga.

2:Har ghar se gaane k awaz aye gi

3: zalzaly aye ge

4:Logon k pas balance ho per wo sms nahi karenge….

Aik dafa karo dusri tesri kro

Aik dafa karo

Dusri dafa karo

Tesri dafa kro

isi trah bar bar karne ko dil karta hai

I’m talking abt sms. Kitna galat sochte ho tum?…

Chala ja sms bun k gulabhoge sachi

Chala ja sms bun k gulab,hoge sachi dosti tu aayee ga jawab,agar na aayee jawab tu udas na hona,samaj le na waqt ni humare leye un k pass….

Hum you pe itna dying jitna

Hum you pe itna DYING,

Jitna sea mai pani LYING,

Akash mai panchi FLYING,

Parende garden mai GAYING ,

Kubse hum hain CRYING

Phir bhi dekho u r not REPLYING…

Today is sharm o haya day

Today is sharm o haya day.

So I’m sending this sms 2 all my besharm frndz who don’t send me sms….

Banda itni mushkil naal msg banawe

Banda itni mushkil naal msg banawe.

Roz nawe nawe msg bhijwawe.

Sakun waapas jawab na aawe

Banda mobile kon bhaa cha laawe

Arman ta lagdae afsos ta lgda ae….

Shikwa nhi koi hame apse na hi

Shikwa nhi koi hame apse

Na hi koi shikayat hai apse

Chota sa gila hai bus apse

Hamare sms ka jawab diya kro zara pyar se…

hmmm quotquot gtquotquotlt

,////, Hmmm

( "._." )

>")("<

(")(")

Main apshy nalaaj hun

muje To koi ashamash nhi bhejta

Aaj shy shaaly ashamash

band! Kati,Kati, Kati.

:-(:-(….

Bekabu hai dil phir b jiye ja

Bekabu hai dil phir b jiye ja raha hon.khali hai bottle phir b piye ja raha hon.majburi tu dekho is dil ki.

jawab nahin milte laikin phir b sms kiye ja raha hon…

Q ghairat kia hai a wo

Q: Ghairat kia hai..?

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A: Ghairat wo cheez hai jo agar ap ko aa jaye to mera inbox kabhi bhi khali na rahey… =P ;->…

3 jaga mout nahi aati 1

3 Jaga Mout Nahi Aati.

1- Jannat Me

2- Jahannum Me

Or

3- Mujhe Msg Karne Main… =P

Try Kr K Dekh Lo… ;-> …

U know what makes me happy when

U know what makes me happy when u msg me?

.

Ur jokes?

no

.

Graphics?

no

.

Sweet msg?

no

.

Just ur name displayed on my cell.

It shows that u remember me,…

Suno phir soch dikh kar karo

Suno

phir soch

phir dikh kar karo

magr acha wala hona chaiye ok

kya howa

smj me nai aaya

yaar me acha wala sms ki bat kr rya ho sms me.

intizar hai na raat ka din

? INTIZAR HAi?

Na Raat ka,

Na Din ka,

Na Subha ka,

Na Shaam ka,

Na kisi aur ka

Agar

?INTIZAR HAI?

Hay to bus aap k piyaar bhare

sms ka….

Sms to ek bahana tha irada aapka

SMS TO EK BAHANA THA IRADA TO AAPKA EK PAL CHURANA THA, YAAD KARE NA KARE KOI BAAT NAHI, AAPKI YAAD AATI HAI, BUS ITNA BATANA THA…!!…

Kon rakhta hai yaad yaadon ko

Kon Rakhta Hai Yaad Yaadon Ko,

!

!

Log Too Chehre Tak Bhool Jatey Hain,

!

!

Naam Ko Kar Letay Hain Mobile Mai Save,

!

!

Per SMS Karna Bhool Jatey Hain …

Mobile dishes call gosht ka maza

*MOBILE DISHES*

CALL:

GOSHT ka Maza

SMS:

SABZI ka Maza

MISS CALL:

DAAL ka Maza

NO RESPONSE:

FAQA

Aj kuch Pakane ka irada

hai Ya Aj bhi "FAQA" chale ga..!…

Aye mere chand tu kyun badal k

Aye mere CHAND tu kyun badal k peche luk gia ha,

Tere SMS ka silsla ruk gia ha,

Kal se MISS cal bhi nhi i,

Lgta ha k ap ka BALANCE muk gia ha….

Jo afrad sms mosol kar rahe hai

Jo Afrad sms mosol kar rahe hai unse iltimas ha

K jawabi sms

lazmi irsaal karen

Jawab mosol na hone ki surat mei sms ki farahmi

MunqATA kArDi JAyeGi ;->…

Nashe se koi devdas ho gaia

Nashe se koi devdas ho gaia,

to koi paise se kangal ho gaia,

to koi pyar me pagal ho gaya,

per

Main to ap ko message bhejte bhejte barbad ho gaia….

I was worried in a dream when

I was worried in a dream when last nite i saw all the DEVILS have died. Can u send me only 1 sms 2 make me sure that U R still alive.

Woh jo sms kabhi kabhar karte thay

Woh jo SMS kabhi kabhar karte thay

Har SMS main nakhray 1000 karte thay

Bohat dinon se unka SMS nahi aaya

Lagta hai SMS shayad UDHAR kartay thay….

kia dekh rahay ho chavuniya hain

@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @

@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @

@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @

KIA DEKH RAHAY HO

CHAVUNIYA HAIN

OTHA LO

SMS KERNAY K KAAM AAIN GE …

Agar ho udas to gao koi gana

Agar ho udas to gao koi gana,

agar lagi hai bhok to khao tum khana,

agar ho bimar to karo aik sms rawana,

kyunkeh.

aik sms rozana,rakhy tandrust Or tawana….

Kisi ne kaha k gandu dost se

Kisi ne kaha k gandu dost se bacho..

mayne pocha k gandu ka kaise pta chaley ga

Us ne kaha

very simple

ek SMS kar k dekho,

reply na kare to samjh lo k wo gandu hay… 😛 …

Sweetu mama papa di jaan

Sweetu !

Mama Papa Di Jaan

Sadey wul v karo Dhiyan

Asi Boht Han Pareshan

Towadey Wallon na koi Bell na Koi Sms da Nishan

Kithey O Meri Jaan…

Aapki kanjusi dil ko bha gayi hume

Aapki kanjusi dil ko bha gayi,

Hume bhi phone ke balance ki keemat samajh aa gayi,

Socha ab aapko message na kare,

Magar ye kambakht dosti hume yaad aa gayi….

Everyday i wait for ur msg but

Everyday I wait for ur msg,

But everyday u 4get.

Frm now onwrds

if anyday u 4gt,

then

I’ll jump from

TRAIN WHEN IT STOPS!

Stop smiling,Im serious….

Dil ki mehfil mei ujala kijeye

Dil ki mehfil mei Ujala kijeye,

Roz pyar bhare msg bheja kijeye,

Zndagi khubsurat ban jayegi Janab,

Apnon k liye Waqt nikala kijiye,

Diya hai upper waly ny quot

Diya

hai

upper

waly ny

" Mobile"..

Itni to qadar kiya kro,

Na kro call….

" par hazoor "!

Do-char "sms" to kiya kro…..

Mat poucho mere sms ki intiha kahan

Mat poucho mere sms ki intiha kahan tak hai,

Tum kanjosi karlo tumhari taqat jahan tak hai,

Sms ki umeed to nai hai per dekhna hai k aap kanjoos kahan tak hain….

Jugnu ko qaid kar k muskaraya na

Jugnu ko qaid kar k muskaraya na karo,

Roshni ki khatir kisi ka dil jalaya na karo,

Sitam karna hai karo par itna na karo!

Yaad nahi karsakte to yad aaya na karo?.

Ek din jab hum duniya se chale

Ek din jab hum duniya se chale jayenge,Mat sochna aapko bhool jayenge…. Bas ek baar aasman ki taraf dekhna,Mere SMS sitaron par likhe nazar aayenge…..

Yun to don mazak kia nhi karta

Yun to DON Mazak kia nhi karta,

Gun tu kia Bulet b diya nhi karta,

ye to baat ap jese Dost ki hai,

Warna SMS to kya!

DON kisi ko apna Number b dia nhi krta….

Dil se laga kar to dekho meri

dil se dil laga kar to dekho

meri yadoon main ansoo baha kar to dekho

sms kiya call bhi karein gy sanam

bus aik bar mery mobile main card dalwa kar to dekho….

Zindagi ek saza si ho gai haigam

Zindagi ek saza si ho gai hai,Gam ke saaye mein is kadar kho gayi hai. Tum kar do ek SMS ye guzaraish hai meri,Tumhare SMS ki aadat si ho gai hai….!!!…

Jub se tum bewafa ho gae

Jub se tum Bewafa Ho Gae..

Hum Apne Mobile Se Khafa Ho Gae

1 SMS Toh Kar Do Zaalim..

Warna Duniya Samjhegi..

K

Tum Duniya Se Dafa Hogaye.. 🙂

Yad rakh kr meri dosti ko

Yad rakh kr

meri dosti ko tmne,

Meri zindagi

pr Ik ehsan

kr dya,

Is mob

main yeh last rupiya tha,

Dkho hmne

woh bhi

tery nam kar diya….

Sms b bade kamal ki chiz h

Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz H

20 Gadho Ko Sms Karo

10 Padte Hein

5 Ko Samjh Me Aata Hai

4 To Kanjus Hote Hein

1 Murga Kismat Se Fasta Hai

Jo Reply Karta Hai…

Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai

Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai,

Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai,

Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka,

arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai. …

Roz e mahshar jab hisaab kitaab hon ge

Roz-e-Mahshar jab hisaab kitaab hon ge,

"MOBILE RAKHNE" wale b Be-Naqaab Hon ge,

Jab Ho gi MSG Na Karne Walon Ki Ginti..

Sar-e-Fehrist Janaab "AAP" Hon ge….

926 926926926 ife ends wen u

Ξ

Ξ

ΞΞΞ IFE

ends wen U stop dreaming

Ξ

Ξ

ΞΞΞ OVE

ends wen U stop believing

Ξ_Ξ

Ξ Ξ ope

ends wen U stop hearing &…

Ξ

Ξ

MIS U WHEN U STOP MESSAGING…

Jnix kabhi to piyare piyare

J?NiX . . . .

KABHI

TO

PIYARE

PIYARE,

ACCHE

ACCHE

CUTE

CUTE

NICE

NICE

SE

‘SMS’

BHEJ

DIYA

KARO

BAREY

G=A=N=D=U

HO

T=U=M

LANAT HE TUM PER :->…

Aarzu me tere diwany ho gaye

Aarzu me tere Diwany ho gaye,

Tujhe Dost banaate-banaate or Begaane ho gaye;

Kar de ab ek SMS is naacheez ko,

Teri b Bakwaas parhe Zamany ho gaye . . . :p…

Quotaey dost itna to yaad kiya hota

"Aey dost itna to yaad kiya hota,

ek pyar bhra msg he bhej dya hota,

kaise jeetay hain teri yaad mein hum,

ek baar humara haal he pooch liya hota"…..