Which department have great loss due to load shedding?
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Family planing . . .!!
Sawal SMS
Sawal SMS
Teacher a c kisi jaga ka nam
Teacher: A C kisi jaga ka nam batao jisse banaya to addmi ne hai magar phir b wo wahan pe ja nahin
saktay?
studenz: Sir LADIES TOILET
Pahela qatal kis wja sy howa wo
pahela Qatal kis wja sy howa?
wo pak jagha hai pr nimaz naihi hoti?
allla tala ny kitni nemazo`n ka hokum diya tha?
inasan to dekha skta hai allah tala dekhny sy qasir hai:
inasn ko dafnany ka pta kaisy laga?
Jasmineur simplicity appeals every1 red roseu want
Jasmine=Ur simplicity appeals every1
Red Rose=U want 2 get married
MaryGolg=U r very lucky
SunFlower=U r very selfish
Habiscus=U r a pessimist
Lily=U r very optimistic
Black rose=u luv sum1 silently but u dun realize it.
White Rose=U r very innocent
Daffodil=U lyk sum1
A b c d e f g
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J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
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T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z
Koi sa bhi 1 alphabet choose karo,
to pata chale ga k sub se pehle
ap
ko apne life partner say kia mile ga
reply must
Q which day is stronger sunday or
Q. Which day is stronger..!
Sunday Or Monday…??
The Answer is..!
Its Sunday
Coz
Monday Is A Weekday
(Weak day)…………………
What is black when you buy
what is black when you buy it and red when you use it and grey when you throw it away
then me it answer
How did bruce lee die
How Did Bruce Lee Die?
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With A Go Lee
Phol kushbu lanay ka liya tora jata
phol kushbu lanay ka liya tora jata ha to dil kes liya tora jata ha
Challenge for u 2 rearrange d following
Challenge for u 2 Rearrange D Following Words:
Karnemd (place)
Laebaba (bird)
Sondelo (food)
Peoahygrg (subject)
Rabe (animal)
r u genius? Reply me must
Jalebi ko female dish kyun kaha jata
Jalebi Ko Female Dish Kyun Kaha Jata Hai?
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Kyun K Ye Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Ho Sakti. . .
Har sawal say dut ker larna phainkhnay
Har sawal say dut ker larna,
Phainkhnay me kami mat karna,
Moqa milay to pichay bhi dekhna,
aur 1 bat yaad rakhna,
aagay walay ka paper apna samajhna.
Ajka top question jawb zarur dyna
Ajka Top Question,
jawb zarur dyna
Mohabbat kiss ko Dekh kar hoti hai,
chehra
Style
Dil
Khubsurti
Adaa
Lehja
Damagh
Personality
Ya
Property.
1 how can you drop a raw
1. How Can You Drop A Raw Egg Onto A Concrete Floor Without
Cracking It?
A. Concrete Floors Are Very Hard To Crack!
2. If It Took Eight Men Ten Hours To Build A Wall, How Long Would
It Take Four Men To Build It?
A. No Time At All It Is Already Built!
Ans 2520 5040 7560
Ans:
2520
5040
7560
Riddle of the day woh konsa
‘Riddle Of The Day’
Woh Konsa Number Hai Jo
2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, Or 9
Se Poora Taqseem(Divide) Hota Hai?
reply me ans
Answers 1 yellowsome 1 u will
Answers:
1- Yellow=Some 1 U Will Never Lose
2- Orange=Ur True Friend
3- White=Ur Twin Shoul
4- Red=Some 1 U Really Love
5- Green=Friends 4 Short Perioud But
Peaceful Friendship
Us k dil darwazay pe mai ne
Us k dil k darwazay pe mai ne palkon se di thi dastk,
mai wo sa’ael hon jis koi swaal nahi kia.
What do dentists call their x ray
What do dentists call
Their x-ray?
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Tooth pics..;/
majeed rikshey wala 2 latif chai
: Majeed Rikshey Wala
2: Latif Chai Wala
3: Sagheer Bus (W11) Wala
4: Karamat Mochi
5: Jamil Driver
6: Niyaz Khusra
7: Basharat Doodh Wala
Hahahahahaha………………!!!!;P
Fillin the blank aliis son of akram
‘FILLIN THE BLANK
ALIIS THE SON OF AKRAM
AKRAM IS THE—— OF ALI’S FATHER.’
Ek baar cyclewala doodh ki kitli lekar
ek baar ek cyclewala doodh ki kitli lekar ja raha rehta hai! Aur jate jate use rasste main bahut traffic lagta hai, thoda time hone ke baad woh kitli main se saara doodh pee leta hai!!!!!!! Kyun?
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Socho
socho
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Are thoda aur socho!
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Nahi jam raha ,
chalo thik hai main hi bata deta hun!!!!!!!
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Kyun ki peeche se saare vehicles […]
Fillin the blank aliis son of akram
FILLIN THE BLANK
ALIIS THE SON OF AKRAM
AKRAM IS THE—— OF ALI’S FATHER.
Teacher y are majority of south
Teacher : Y are majority of south Indians dark in colour ?
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Student: Because they watch Sun TV, Surya TV, Udaya TV without applying
sunscreen lotion
What came first the chicken or egg
What Came First, The Chicken Or The Egg? ?
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Dinosaurs Laid Eggs Long Before There Were Chickens! :p
Jane q jahan mai aisa hota hai
Jane Q jahan mai aisa hota hai.
Khushi jo sb ko de wohi rota hai..
Umar bhar sath nibha na sake jo..
Jane Q pyar usi se hota hai
Shadi shuda mard ko kon c orat
Shadi Shuda Mard Ko Kon C
Orat ziada Achi lagti Hai?
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Hamsaye Ki. . .
Challenge if u love some 1
*CHALLENGE*
If U Love Some 1
Then Arrange These Letters In 4 WORDS
“EUSOMYMOSIDâ€
I M Waiting For Ur Answer
Teacherjwani or bhurapey ka farq batawo studentjawani
Teacher:Jwani or bhurapey ka farq batawo.
Student:jawani meen Mobile meen Haseno ke Number hotey heen or bhurape Meen Hakimon ke
Aaj ka challenging swal larki pyar
Aaj Ka Challenging Swal!
Larki Pyar Ka Izhar Pehly Q Nahi Krti ?
Send It To Ur Friends & Get Cool Replies
But Reply Me 1st
Sandook e sakena kia hai aik dfa ka
sandook-e-sakena kia hai?
aik dfa ka zikr hai maa aur beta sfar kr rahy the wo jga baithy thy waha`n pr aur maa aur beta aa gay 2no ki maa ny apas men batein ki aik ny kaha bahin mery bety ko koi rishat nahi deta kia kro`n
2sri ny kaha mera bety ko bhi koi reshat nahi deta
ab aisa krty hain ap mery bety sy shadi kro main ap ky bety sy shadi krt hon
is trha 2no ki shadi ho gai
aik saal ky bad 2no ky ghar bety paida howy
ab msla ye howa 2no ka apas men rshat kia hai
(hia dam to btao)
Green apni life ki sab se bari
GREEN: Apni Life ki sab se bari Shikast batao?
BLUE: Meri Tareef men 3 Jumlay Bayan Karo.
RED: Apne Lover ka Naam Batao?
White: Meri 1 Khaami Bayan karo DIL se.
Purple: Life ka sab se Kaamyab or Yadgar din batao?
Yellow: 20 rupees mre no: pe eazyload karo.
BLACK: Mjhe Call Kar k 1 min baat karo.
BROWN: Aap k Favorite 6 msgs send kro.
GOLDEN: Aaj kisi Bhi time, Kaheen b Treat Do.
SILVER: Aap k Ooper ek Bottle Due ho gai, Aap pilao
Bv mujhe samajh nhi aata me paisy
BV: Mujhe samajh nhi aata me paisy kahan chupaun? Jahan chupati hun hamara beta chura leta hy
Shohar: Uski Books me chupa do, hath b nhi lagaega
zindagi zindagi agr umeed
( ZINDAGI )
zindagi agr umeed hai phir na umeedi Q?
zindagi agr khoshi hai pir ghum Q?
zindagi agr naseeb hai phir musibat Q?
zindagi agr mohabbat hai phir nafrat Q?
zindagi agr maut hai phir zindagi Q…?
Kia hua ha f a c
.KIA HUA HA,
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Kuch ni aisi hi bathi thi to
socha zara facebook khol lu.
Kitni ajeeb hai nekiyon ki justuju ghalib
Kitni Ajeeb Hai Nekiyon Ki Justuju
GHALIB
Namaz Bhi Jaldi Main Parte Hain
Phir Se Gunah Karne K Liye…
Its Real Na?
(¯`v´¯)
`*.¸.*´ Lover
¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)
(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•
Princeâ€
Once bread and butter were travelling by
Once Bread and butter were travelling by plane… plane crash hua…
bread marr gayaa.. lekin butter nahin maraa… kyon???
Because woh Butter FLY thaa..
Do u knw glass tootey to kya
Do u knw glass tootey to kya awaaz aati hai?
Dhuzy?
No
dhooz??
No
thishh??
Nahi bhae
Ami ki awaz aati hai
“arey kambakht, kya tor dia�
Ye hijar kya hai wisal hai
Ye Hijar Kya Hai , Wisal Kya Hai,, ?=
Ye Gardish-e-Maah-o-Saal Kya Hai,, ?=
Ye Jumla Rasmi Sahi Magar Tum, ?=
Kabhi To Poocho K Haal Kya hai,, ‘?
Pal hi aisa tha ki hum inkar
pal hi aisa tha ki hum inkar na kar paye, zamane ke dar se ikrar na kar paye, na thi jinke bina zindagi munasib, chod diya sath unhone or hum sawal na kar paye.
Lrki dupte se dudh ki nok chupa
LRKI dupte se dudh ki nok chupa rhi thi
Ghalib ne tar lia
kha
Nok se kia mrti ho Dhar to tlwar me hy
Dupte se kia chupati ho Mal to shlwar me hai.
Q 3 agar larki ki laash
Q # 3. Agar Larki Ki Laash Milay Tu
Kaisay Pata Chalta Hai Kay Yeah Muslim Hai Ya Non Muslim
Complete this sentence rashid hai to acha
Complete This Sentence…
Rashid
Hai To Acha Magar ….. ?
Reply Must
Q y doesnt calvin klein sell raw
Q. y doesnt calvin klein sell raw material(cloth)….. y does it only sell finished cloth….??
i dont think its a tough one
well the answer is
Because….They Sell Cloth See kAy(CK)
Tere honton par jo ha halki si
Tere honton par jo ha halki si tabas-sum ki lakeer
Dar hakeekat koi rangeen shararat hi naa ho
Men jisey pyar ka andaz samajh betha hun
Wo tabas-sum aur takal-luf teri aadat hi naa ho..
Kia boomb blaster taliban ho sakty han
Kia Boomb Blaster Taliban ho sakty han?
Apnay Khyal ka Izhar Karay…
Send this msg to your friends and
Send this Msg To Your Friends and Get Dangerous Replies…
‘AGAR AP KO MERA KOI NUKSAN KARNE KA MAUKA MILAY TO AP KYA KAROGE?’
Reply Is must.
Choose 1 flower then ill tell u
Choose 1 flower then i’ll tell u that whats in ur heart!!
Jasmine
Red Rose
MaryGold
SunFlower
Habiscus
Lily
Black Rose
White Rose
Daffodil.
Agar 2 pipal k ped ko 1
Agar 2 Pipal K Ped Ko
1 Rassi Se Bandha
Jaye To Us Rassi Ko
Kya Kahege?
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NOKIA
Connecting Pipal
Q tum parindo k bare mein
Q : Tum Parindo K Bare Mein Kya Jante Ho
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Ans :
Sab Kuch
Acha Yeh Btao Woh Kon Sa Prinda Hai Jo Ur(fly) Nahin Sakta
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Mara Hua Parinda
Question of the day what is
Question Of The Day:
What Is Your Most
Favorite Memory Of 2009
That’s Related To Me.
Send It To Your Friends
And Get Interesting Memories.
But Reply Me 1st.
Ali rides a cycle very fast suddenly
Ali Rides A Cycle Very Very Very Very Fast Suddenly He Stops Y?
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Because He Reaches His House
Supposei lose my normal senses for five
Suppose…i lose my normal senses for five minutes &
bagin 2 speak totally da truth,wht question will you
ask me??
Q 1 phansi ka time fajar kay
Q #1. Phansi Ka Time Fajar Kay Baad
Aur Suraj Nikalnay Sey Pehlay Kyun Fix Kiya Gaya Hai
Kesi Aur Time Par Kyun Nahi Detay
How to find avagadros number guess
How To Find AVAGADRO’S Number ?
Guess
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So Simple
Open The Phone Directory and Search For AVAGADRO . .
2mah ky bachy ki lash meli os
2mah ky bachy ki lash meli os ka adha dhar kata howa tha peat tak (wo larki hai ya larka?)
wo ajeeb log hain magreb ki trf monh kr ky nimaz nahi party balky mashriq ki trf monh ky party hain wo kon hain?
wo log kon thy jo apni bahin sy shadi krty thy pr allah taala naraz nahi hot thy?
Iss ques ka ans btao ques
Iss Ques Ka Ans Btao
QUES?
Wo Khon Si Cheez Hai Jis Ko Agar Zameen Pe Painko To Nahi Tootti,
Lekin Agar Pani Mein Painko To Toot Jati Hai.
Ans is.’ReflEctiOn’
Q 2 woh kuan si cheez hai
Q #2. Woh Kuan Si Cheez Hai Jo App Kay Pas
Ho Tu Nikah Nahi Ho Sakta Aur Na Ho Tu Janaza Nahi Ho Sakta
Us ne kaha mujh se kitna pyaar
Us Ne Kaha Mujh Se Kitna Pyaar Hai???????
Mene Kaha Sitaron Ka Koi Shumaar Nahin
Us Ne Kaha K Kon Tumhen Hai Buhat Azeez?
Mene Kaha Dil Pe Jiska Ikhtiaar Hai
Us Ne Kaha K Konsa Tohfa Main Tumhen Dun?
Mene Kaha Wahi Shaam Jo Ab Tak Udhaar Hai
Us Ne Kaha Khizaan Main Mulaqat Ka Jawaz?
Mene Kaha Qurb Ka Matlab Bahar Hai
Us Ne Kaha Senkaroon Gham Zindagi Main Hain?
Mene Kaha Gham Nahin Jab Gham Gusaar Saath Hain
Us Ne Kaha Saath Kahan Tak Nibhaogi ??????
Mene Kaha Jitni Yeh Saans Ki Taar Hai
Us Ne Kaha Mujhko Yeqeen Aye Kis Tarah???
Mene Kaha Naam Mera Aitbaar Hai
Q 1 badshah k agay dunya kahane
Q: 1 Badshah k Agay Dunya k Kahane Ki har Cheez pari Hoti Hai Lakin Woh Nahi Khata, Or Kheta Hai k 1 Cheez Hoti To Khata,
Batao Woh Cheez Kya Hai…..
Ans: ?
Challange 4 All…
1 shakish ne apne noker se kahan
1 SHAKISH NE APNE NOKER SE KAHAN K GHARI PE TIME KIA HAY
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NOKER NE KAHAN SUI SUI K OOPER HAY JITNAY BAJNAY WALE HAIN ITNE BAJNEY MEY ITNE HE MINUTE REHTAY HAIN
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BATAWO GHARI PE KIA TIME HOWA HY?
CHALLENGE 4 U
Every thing i swallon iz digested in
Every Thing I swallon iz Digested in Full
Bt
If I Drink Water
I’ll Die Soon. Guess Wht iz It ?
Answer: Fire
A boy lost in the mall started
A bOy lOst In The mAll
Started Shouting
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F
F
F
F
WHY??
BCOZ
NEWTONS LAW OF MOTION
F=MA
SO HE WAS SHOUTING
MA
MA
MA
MA
MA
Zendgi maa muje kabi b kesi se
zendgi maa muje kabi b kesi se mhbet ni huwi kenyun???
What is at the end of everything
What is at the end of
‘everything’?
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The letter g.-/
1 admi car main 2 lrkiyon k
1 admi car main 2 lrkiyon k 7 betha hai.
Car ka No. 2989 hai,
jo Car ka number hai wohi admi ka
un larkyon say rishta hai.Batao kia rishta hoa?
Its challenge 4 u.
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Answer: Nawassi [2 9 89 [Nawasi]]
Challenge ek maa hy uska naam
Challenge
Ek maa hy uska naam 3.2 hy
aur beti ka naam 4.2 hy
tou btao baap ka kya naam hoga
in numbers mein hi naam hy?
Here is friends test put the names
Here Is Friends Test
Put The Names Of Any Of Ur 5 Friends
Infront Of Every Color
1-Yellow
2-Orange=
3-White=
4-Red=
5-Green=
I’ll Reply U After Ur Ans
Agar exam mai aanay walay sawal aur
Agar Exam mai aanay walay Sawal aur un k Jawab bhi bata diye jaye aur is k bawajod agr koi Fail hojaye to us se bara Badqismat or kon hoga…?
Ye nqsha Aakhrat ka hay.
ALLAH KAREEM ne tamam Sawal or Jawab humen Imtehan se pehly hi bta diye hain…!
Agr phir b hum nakam ho jayen to isy kya kahen gay?
U sms frnd
How to make one million rupees in
How to make One Million Rupees in the Stock Market ? ? ?
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Simple . . . . . Start with Two Million. . . ! ! !