Category: Sawal SMS

Do u knw glass tootey to kya awaaz aati hai?

Dhuzy?

No

dhooz??

No

thishh??

Nahi bhae

Ami ki awaz aati hai

“arey kambakht, kya tor dia”?

Ye Hijar Kya Hai , Wisal Kya Hai,, ?=

Ye Gardish-e-Maah-o-Saal Kya Hai,, ?=

Ye Jumla Rasmi Sahi Magar Tum, ?=

Kabhi To Poocho K Haal Kya hai,, ‘?

pal hi aisa tha ki hum inkar na kar paye, zamane ke dar se ikrar na kar paye, na thi jinke bina zindagi munasib, chod diya sath unhone or hum sawal na kar paye.

LRKI dupte se dudh ki nok chupa rhi thi

Ghalib ne tar lia

kha

Nok se kia mrti ho Dhar to tlwar me hy

Dupte se kia chupati ho Mal to shlwar me hai.

Q # 3. Agar Larki Ki Laash Milay Tu

Kaisay Pata Chalta Hai Kay Yeah Muslim Hai Ya Non Muslim

Complete This Sentence…

Rashid

Hai To Acha Magar ….. ?

Reply Must

Q. y doesnt calvin klein sell raw material(cloth)….. y does it only sell finished cloth….??

i dont think its a tough one

well the answer is

Because….They Sell Cloth See kAy(CK)

Tere honton par jo ha halki si tabas-sum ki lakeer

Dar hakeekat koi rangeen shararat hi naa ho

Men jisey pyar ka andaz samajh betha hun

Wo tabas-sum aur takal-luf teri aadat hi naa ho..

Kia Boomb Blaster Taliban ho sakty han?

Apnay Khyal ka Izhar Karay…

Send this Msg To Your Friends and Get Dangerous Replies…

‘AGAR AP KO MERA KOI NUKSAN KARNE KA MAUKA MILAY TO AP KYA KAROGE?’

Reply Is must.

Choose 1 flower then i’ll tell u that whats in ur heart!!

Jasmine

Red Rose

MaryGold

SunFlower

Habiscus

Lily

Black Rose

White Rose

Daffodil.

Agar 2 Pipal K Ped Ko

1 Rassi Se Bandha

Jaye To Us Rassi Ko

Kya Kahege?

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NOKIA

Connecting Pipal

Q : Tum Parindo K Bare Mein Kya Jante Ho

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Ans :

Sab Kuch

Acha Yeh Btao Woh Kon Sa Prinda Hai Jo Ur(fly) Nahin Sakta

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Mara Hua Parinda

Question Of The Day:

What Is Your Most

Favorite Memory Of 2009

That’s Related To Me.

Send It To Your Friends

And Get Interesting Memories.

But Reply Me 1st.

Ali Rides A Cycle Very Very Very Very Fast Suddenly He Stops Y?

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Because He Reaches His House

Kitni Ajeeb Hai Nekiyon Ki Justuju

GHALIB

Namaz Bhi Jaldi Main Parte Hain

Phir Se Gunah Karne K Liye…

Its Real Na?

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`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

Suppose…i lose my normal senses for five minutes &

bagin 2 speak totally da truth,wht question will you

ask me??

Q #1. Phansi Ka Time Fajar Kay Baad

Aur Suraj Nikalnay Sey Pehlay Kyun Fix Kiya Gaya Hai

Kesi Aur Time Par Kyun Nahi Detay

How To Find AVAGADRO’S Number ?

Guess

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So Simple

Open The Phone Directory and Search For AVAGADRO . .

2mah ky bachy ki lash meli os ka adha dhar kata howa tha peat tak (wo larki hai ya larka?)

wo ajeeb log hain magreb ki trf monh kr ky nimaz nahi party balky mashriq ki trf monh ky party hain wo kon hain?

wo log kon thy jo apni bahin sy shadi krty thy pr allah taala naraz nahi hot thy?

Iss Ques Ka Ans Btao

QUES?

Wo Khon Si Cheez Hai Jis Ko Agar Zameen Pe Painko To Nahi Tootti,

Lekin Agar Pani Mein Painko To Toot Jati Hai.

Ans is.’ReflEctiOn’

Q #2. Woh Kuan Si Cheez Hai Jo App Kay Pas

Ho Tu Nikah Nahi Ho Sakta Aur Na Ho Tu Janaza Nahi Ho Sakta

( ZINDAGI )

zindagi agr umeed hai phir na umeedi Q?

zindagi agr khoshi hai pir ghum Q?

zindagi agr naseeb hai phir musibat Q?

zindagi agr mohabbat hai phir nafrat Q?

zindagi agr maut hai phir zindagi Q…?

Us Ne Kaha Mujh Se Kitna Pyaar Hai???????

Mene Kaha Sitaron Ka Koi Shumaar Nahin

Us Ne Kaha K Kon Tumhen Hai Buhat Azeez?

Mene Kaha Dil Pe Jiska Ikhtiaar Hai

Us Ne Kaha K Konsa Tohfa Main Tumhen Dun?

Mene Kaha Wahi Shaam Jo Ab Tak Udhaar Hai

Us Ne Kaha Khizaan Main Mulaqat Ka Jawaz?

Mene Kaha Qurb Ka Matlab Bahar Hai

Us Ne Kaha Senkaroon Gham Zindagi Main Hain?

Mene Kaha Gham Nahin Jab Gham Gusaar Saath Hain

Us Ne Kaha Saath Kahan Tak Nibhaogi ??????

Mene Kaha Jitni Yeh Saans Ki Taar Hai

Us Ne Kaha Mujhko Yeqeen Aye Kis Tarah???

Mene Kaha Naam Mera Aitbaar Hai

Q: 1 Badshah k Agay Dunya k Kahane Ki har Cheez pari Hoti Hai Lakin Woh Nahi Khata, Or Kheta Hai k 1 Cheez Hoti To Khata,

Batao Woh Cheez Kya Hai…..

Ans: ?

Challange 4 All…

1 SHAKISH NE APNE NOKER SE KAHAN K GHARI PE TIME KIA HAY

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NOKER NE KAHAN SUI SUI K OOPER HAY JITNAY BAJNAY WALE HAIN ITNE BAJNEY MEY ITNE HE MINUTE REHTAY HAIN

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BATAWO GHARI PE KIA TIME HOWA HY?

CHALLENGE 4 U

Every Thing I swallon iz Digested in Full

Bt

If I Drink Water

I’ll Die Soon. Guess Wht iz It ?

Answer: Fire

A bOy lOst In The mAll

Started Shouting

F

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F

WHY??

BCOZ

NEWTONS LAW OF MOTION

F=MA

SO HE WAS SHOUTING

MA

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zendgi maa muje kabi b kesi se mhbet ni huwi kenyun???

What is at the end of

‘everything’?

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The letter g.-/

1 admi car main 2 lrkiyon k 7 betha hai.

Car ka No. 2989 hai,

jo Car ka number hai wohi admi ka

un larkyon say rishta hai.Batao kia rishta hoa?

Its challenge 4 u.

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Answer: Nawassi [2 9 89 [Nawasi]]

Challenge

Ek maa hy uska naam 3.2 hy

aur beti ka naam 4.2 hy

tou btao baap ka kya naam hoga

in numbers mein hi naam hy?

Here Is Friends Test

Put The Names Of Any Of Ur 5 Friends

Infront Of Every Color

1-Yellow

2-Orange=

3-White=

4-Red=

5-Green=

I’ll Reply U After Ur Ans

Agar Exam mai aanay walay Sawal aur un k Jawab bhi bata diye jaye aur is k bawajod agr koi Fail hojaye to us se bara Badqismat or kon hoga…?

Ye nqsha Aakhrat ka hay.

ALLAH KAREEM ne tamam Sawal or Jawab humen Imtehan se pehly hi bta diye hain…!

Agr phir b hum nakam ho jayen to isy kya kahen gay?

U sms frnd

How to make One Million Rupees in the Stock Market ? ? ?

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Simple . . . . . Start with Two Million. . . ! ! !

Which department have great loss due to load shedding?

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Family planing . . .!!

Teacher: A C kisi jaga ka nam batao jisse banaya to addmi ne hai magar phir b wo wahan pe ja nahin

saktay?

studenz: Sir LADIES TOILET

Jasmine=Ur simplicity appeals every1

Red Rose=U want 2 get married

MaryGolg=U r very lucky

SunFlower=U r very selfish

Habiscus=U r a pessimist

Lily=U r very optimistic

Black rose=u luv sum1 silently but u dun realize it.

White Rose=U r very innocent

Daffodil=U lyk sum1

pahela Qatal kis wja sy howa?

wo pak jagha hai pr nimaz naihi hoti?

allla tala ny kitni nemazo`n ka hokum diya tha?

inasan to dekha skta hai allah tala dekhny sy qasir hai:

inasn ko dafnany ka pta kaisy laga?

A

B

C

D

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F

G

H

I

J

K

L

M

N

O

P

Q

R

S

T

U

V

W

X

Y

Z

Koi sa bhi 1 alphabet choose karo,

to pata chale ga k sub se pehle

ap

ko apne life partner say kia mile ga

reply must

Once Bread and butter were travelling by plane… plane crash hua…

bread marr gayaa.. lekin butter nahin maraa… kyon???

Because woh Butter FLY thaa..

Q. Which day is stronger..!

Sunday Or Monday…??

The Answer is..!

Its Sunday

Coz

Monday Is A Weekday

(Weak day)…………………

what is black when you buy it and red when you use it and grey when you throw it away

then me it answer

How Did Bruce Lee Die?

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With A Go Lee

Challenge for u 2 Rearrange D Following Words:

Karnemd (place)

Laebaba (bird)

Sondelo (food)

Peoahygrg (subject)

Rabe (animal)

r u genius? Reply me must

phol kushbu lanay ka liya tora jata ha to dil kes liya tora jata ha

Har sawal say dut ker larna,

Phainkhnay me kami mat karna,

Moqa milay to pichay bhi dekhna,

aur 1 bat yaad rakhna,

aagay walay ka paper apna samajhna.

Jalebi Ko Female Dish Kyun Kaha Jata Hai?

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Kyun K Ye Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Ho Sakti. . .

Ajka Top Question,

jawb zarur dyna

Mohabbat kiss ko Dekh kar hoti hai,

chehra

Style

Dil

Khubsurti

Adaa

Lehja

Damagh

Personality

Ya

Property.

1. How Can You Drop A Raw Egg Onto A Concrete Floor Without

Cracking It?

A. Concrete Floors Are Very Hard To Crack!

2. If It Took Eight Men Ten Hours To Build A Wall, How Long Would

It Take Four Men To Build It?

A. No Time At All It Is Already Built!

Ans:

2520

5040

7560

‘Riddle Of The Day’

Woh Konsa Number Hai Jo

2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, Or 9

Se Poora Taqseem(Divide) Hota Hai?

reply me ans

Answers:

1- Yellow=Some 1 U Will Never Lose

2- Orange=Ur True Friend

3- White=Ur Twin Shoul

4- Red=Some 1 U Really Love

5- Green=Friends 4 Short Perioud But

Peaceful Friendship

Us k dil k darwazay pe mai ne palkon se di thi dastk,

mai wo sa’ael hon jis koi swaal nahi kia.

What do dentists call

Their x-ray?

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Tooth pics..;/

: Majeed Rikshey Wala

2: Latif Chai Wala

3: Sagheer Bus (W11) Wala

4: Karamat Mochi

5: Jamil Driver

6: Niyaz Khusra

7: Basharat Doodh Wala

Hahahahahaha………………!!!!;P

‘FILLIN THE BLANK

ALIIS THE SON OF AKRAM

AKRAM IS THE—— OF ALI’S FATHER.’

ek baar ek cyclewala doodh ki kitli lekar ja raha rehta hai! Aur jate jate use rasste main bahut traffic lagta hai, thoda time hone ke baad woh kitli main se saara doodh pee leta hai!!!!!!! Kyun?

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Socho

socho

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Are thoda aur socho!

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Nahi jam raha ,

chalo thik hai main hi bata deta hun!!!!!!!

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Kyun ki peeche se saare vehicles […]

FILLIN THE BLANK

ALIIS THE SON OF AKRAM

AKRAM IS THE—— OF ALI’S FATHER.

Teacher : Y are majority of south Indians dark in colour ?

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Student: Because they watch Sun TV, Surya TV, Udaya TV without applying

sunscreen lotion

.KIA HUA HA,

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Book

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Kuch ni aisi hi bathi thi to

socha zara facebook khol lu.

What Came First, The Chicken Or The Egg? ?

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Dinosaurs Laid Eggs Long Before There Were Chickens! :p

BV: Mujhe samajh nhi aata me paisy kahan chupaun? Jahan chupati hun hamara beta chura leta hy

Shohar: Uski Books me chupa do, hath b nhi lagaega

Jane Q jahan mai aisa hota hai.

Khushi jo sb ko de wohi rota hai..

Umar bhar sath nibha na sake jo..

Jane Q pyar usi se hota hai

*CHALLENGE*

If U Love Some 1

Then Arrange These Letters In 4 WORDS

“EUSOMYMOSID”

I M Waiting For Ur Answer

Shadi Shuda Mard Ko Kon C

Orat ziada Achi lagti Hai?

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Hamsaye Ki. . .

Teacher:Jwani or bhurapey ka farq batawo.

Student:jawani meen Mobile meen Haseno ke Number hotey heen or bhurape Meen Hakimon ke

Aaj Ka Challenging Swal!

Larki Pyar Ka Izhar Pehly Q Nahi Krti ?

Send It To Ur Friends & Get Cool Replies

But Reply Me 1st

sandook-e-sakena kia hai?

aik dfa ka zikr hai maa aur beta sfar kr rahy the wo jga baithy thy waha`n pr aur maa aur beta aa gay 2no ki maa ny apas men batein ki aik ny kaha bahin mery bety ko koi rishat nahi deta kia kro`n

2sri ny kaha mera bety ko bhi koi reshat nahi deta

ab aisa krty hain ap mery bety sy shadi kro main ap ky bety sy shadi krt hon

is trha 2no ki shadi ho gai

aik saal ky bad 2no ky ghar bety paida howy

ab msla ye howa 2no ka apas men rshat kia hai

(hia dam to btao)

GREEN: Apni Life ki sab se bari Shikast batao?

BLUE: Meri Tareef men 3 Jumlay Bayan Karo.

RED: Apne Lover ka Naam Batao?

White: Meri 1 Khaami Bayan karo DIL se.

Purple: Life ka sab se Kaamyab or Yadgar din batao?

Yellow: 20 rupees mre no: pe eazyload karo.

BLACK: Mjhe Call Kar k 1 min baat karo.

BROWN: Aap k Favorite 6 msgs send kro.

GOLDEN: Aaj kisi Bhi time, Kaheen b Treat Do.

SILVER: Aap k Ooper ek Bottle Due ho gai, Aap pilao