Sawal SMS Collection

Supposei lose my normal senses for five

Suppose…i lose my normal senses for five minutes & bagin 2 speak totally da truth,wht question will you ask me??

Q 1 phansi ka time fajar kay

Q #1. Phansi Ka Time Fajar Kay Baad Aur Suraj Nikalnay Sey Pehlay Kyun Fix Kiya Gaya Hai Kesi Aur Time Par Kyun Nahi

How to find avagadros number guess

How To Find AVAGADRO’S Number ? Guess . . . . . . . . . So Simple Open The Phone Directory and Search

2mah ky bachy ki lash meli os

2mah ky bachy ki lash meli os ka adha dhar kata howa tha peat tak (wo larki hai ya larka?) wo ajeeb log hain

Iss ques ka ans btao ques

Iss Ques Ka Ans Btao QUES? Wo Khon Si Cheez Hai Jis Ko Agar Zameen Pe Painko To Nahi Tootti, Lekin Agar Pani Mein

Q 2 woh kuan si cheez hai

Q #2. Woh Kuan Si Cheez Hai Jo App Kay Pas Ho Tu Nikah Nahi Ho Sakta Aur Na Ho Tu Janaza Nahi Ho

Send this msg to your friends and

Send this Msg To Your Friends and Get Dangerous Replies… ‘AGAR AP KO MERA KOI NUKSAN KARNE KA MAUKA MILAY TO AP KYA KAROGE?’

zindagi zindagi agr umeed

( ZINDAGI ) zindagi agr umeed hai phir na umeedi Q? zindagi agr khoshi hai pir ghum Q? zindagi agr naseeb hai phir musibat

Us ne kaha mujh se kitna pyaar

Us Ne Kaha Mujh Se Kitna Pyaar Hai??????? Mene Kaha Sitaron Ka Koi Shumaar Nahin Us Ne Kaha K Kon Tumhen Hai Buhat Azeez?

Q 1 badshah k agay dunya kahane

Q: 1 Badshah k Agay Dunya k Kahane Ki har Cheez pari Hoti Hai Lakin Woh Nahi Khata, Or Kheta Hai k 1 Cheez

1 shakish ne apne noker se kahan

1 SHAKISH NE APNE NOKER SE KAHAN K GHARI PE TIME KIA HAY ! ! NOKER NE KAHAN SUI SUI K OOPER HAY JITNAY

Choose 1 flower then ill tell u

Choose 1 flower then i’ll tell u that whats in ur heart!! Jasmine Red Rose MaryGold SunFlower Habiscus Lily Black Rose White Rose Daffodil.

Every thing i swallon iz digested in

Every Thing I swallon iz Digested in Full Bt If I Drink Water I’ll Die Soon. Guess Wht iz It ? Answer: Fire

A boy lost in the mall started

A bOy lOst In The mAll Started Shouting F F F F F WHY?? BCOZ NEWTONS LAW OF MOTION F=MA SO HE WAS SHOUTING

Zendgi maa muje kabi b kesi se

zendgi maa muje kabi b kesi se mhbet ni huwi kenyun???

What is at the end of everything

What is at the end of ‘everything’? ? ? ? ? … … … ? ? ? The letter g.-/

1 admi car main 2 lrkiyon k

1 admi car main 2 lrkiyon k 7 betha hai. Car ka No. 2989 hai, jo Car ka number hai wohi admi ka un

Challenge ek maa hy uska naam

Challenge Ek maa hy uska naam 3.2 hy aur beti ka naam 4.2 hy tou btao baap ka kya naam hoga in numbers mein

Here is friends test put the names

Here Is Friends Test Put The Names Of Any Of Ur 5 Friends Infront Of Every Color 1-Yellow 2-Orange= 3-White= 4-Red= 5-Green= I’ll Reply

Q y doesnt calvin klein sell raw

Q. y doesnt calvin klein sell raw material(cloth)….. y does it only sell finished cloth….?? i dont think its a tough one well the

Agar exam mai aanay walay sawal aur

Agar Exam mai aanay walay Sawal aur un k Jawab bhi bata diye jaye aur is k bawajod agr koi Fail hojaye to us

How to make one million rupees in

How to make One Million Rupees in the Stock Market ? ? ? . . ? ? . . Simple . . . .

Which department have great loss due to

Which department have great loss due to load shedding? . . . . . . . . . Family planing . . .!!

Teacher a c kisi jaga ka nam

Teacher: A C kisi jaga ka nam batao jisse banaya to addmi ne hai magar phir b wo wahan pe ja nahin saktay? studenz:

Jasmineur simplicity appeals every1 red roseu want

Jasmine=Ur simplicity appeals every1 Red Rose=U want 2 get married MaryGolg=U r very lucky SunFlower=U r very selfish Habiscus=U r a pessimist Lily=U r

Pahela qatal kis wja sy howa wo

pahela Qatal kis wja sy howa? wo pak jagha hai pr nimaz naihi hoti? allla tala ny kitni nemazo`n ka hokum diya tha? inasan

Do u knw glass tootey to kya

Do u knw glass tootey to kya awaaz aati hai? Dhuzy? No dhooz?? No thishh?? Nahi bhae Ami ki awaz aati hai “arey kambakht,

A b c d e f g

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X

Once bread and butter were travelling by

Once Bread and butter were travelling by plane… plane crash hua… bread marr gayaa.. lekin butter nahin maraa… kyon??? Because woh Butter FLY thaa..

Q which day is stronger sunday or

Q. Which day is stronger..! Sunday Or Monday…?? The Answer is..! Its Sunday Coz Monday Is A Weekday (Weak day)…………………

What is black when you buy

what is black when you buy it and red when you use it and grey when you throw it away then me it answer

Ali rides a cycle very fast suddenly

Ali Rides A Cycle Very Very Very Very Fast Suddenly He Stops Y? . . . . . . . . . . .

How did bruce lee die

How Did Bruce Lee Die? . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . .

Challenge for u 2 rearrange d following

Challenge for u 2 Rearrange D Following Words: Karnemd (place) Laebaba (bird) Sondelo (food) Peoahygrg (subject) Rabe (animal) r u genius? Reply me must

Phol kushbu lanay ka liya tora jata

phol kushbu lanay ka liya tora jata ha to dil kes liya tora jata ha

Har sawal say dut ker larna phainkhnay

Har sawal say dut ker larna, Phainkhnay me kami mat karna, Moqa milay to pichay bhi dekhna, aur 1 bat yaad rakhna, aagay walay

Jalebi ko female dish kyun kaha jata

Jalebi Ko Female Dish Kyun Kaha Jata Hai? . . . . . . . . . Kyun K Ye Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Ho

Ajka top question jawb zarur dyna

Ajka Top Question, jawb zarur dyna Mohabbat kiss ko Dekh kar hoti hai, chehra Style Dil Khubsurti Adaa Lehja Damagh Personality Ya Property.

Tere honton par jo ha halki si

Tere honton par jo ha halki si tabas-sum ki lakeer Dar hakeekat koi rangeen shararat hi naa ho Men jisey pyar ka andaz samajh

Q 3 agar larki ki laash

Q # 3. Agar Larki Ki Laash Milay Tu Kaisay Pata Chalta Hai Kay Yeah Muslim Hai Ya Non Muslim

Pal hi aisa tha ki hum inkar

pal hi aisa tha ki hum inkar na kar paye, zamane ke dar se ikrar na kar paye, na thi jinke bina zindagi munasib,

Ye hijar kya hai wisal hai

Ye Hijar Kya Hai , Wisal Kya Hai,, ?= Ye Gardish-e-Maah-o-Saal Kya Hai,, ?= Ye Jumla Rasmi Sahi Magar Tum, ?= Kabhi To Poocho

1 how can you drop a raw

1. How Can You Drop A Raw Egg Onto A Concrete Floor Without Cracking It? A. Concrete Floors Are Very Hard To Crack! 2.

Ans 2520 5040 7560

Ans: 2520 5040 7560

Kitni ajeeb hai nekiyon ki justuju ghalib

Kitni Ajeeb Hai Nekiyon Ki Justuju GHALIB Namaz Bhi Jaldi Main Parte Hain Phir Se Gunah Karne K Liye… Its Real Na? (¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*´

Riddle of the day woh konsa

‘Riddle Of The Day’ Woh Konsa Number Hai Jo 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, Or 9 Se Poora Taqseem(Divide) Hota Hai? reply

Answers 1 yellowsome 1 u will

Answers: 1- Yellow=Some 1 U Will Never Lose 2- Orange=Ur True Friend 3- White=Ur Twin Shoul 4- Red=Some 1 U Really Love 5- Green=Friends

Agar 2 pipal k ped ko 1

Agar 2 Pipal K Ped Ko 1 Rassi Se Bandha Jaye To Us Rassi Ko Kya Kahege? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Us k dil darwazay pe mai ne

Us k dil k darwazay pe mai ne palkon se di thi dastk, mai wo sa’ael hon jis koi swaal nahi kia.

What do dentists call their x ray

What do dentists call Their x-ray? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Tooth pics..;/

majeed rikshey wala 2 latif chai

: Majeed Rikshey Wala 2: Latif Chai Wala 3: Sagheer Bus (W11) Wala 4: Karamat Mochi 5: Jamil Driver 6: Niyaz Khusra 7: Basharat

Kia boomb blaster taliban ho sakty han

Kia Boomb Blaster Taliban ho sakty han? Apnay Khyal ka Izhar Karay…

Fillin the blank aliis son of akram

‘FILLIN THE BLANK ALIIS THE SON OF AKRAM AKRAM IS THE—— OF ALI’S FATHER.’

Ek baar cyclewala doodh ki kitli lekar

ek baar ek cyclewala doodh ki kitli lekar ja raha rehta hai! Aur jate jate use rasste main bahut traffic lagta hai, thoda time

Fillin the blank aliis son of akram

FILLIN THE BLANK ALIIS THE SON OF AKRAM AKRAM IS THE—— OF ALI’S FATHER.

Teacher y are majority of south

Teacher : Y are majority of south Indians dark in colour ? . . . . . Student: Because they watch Sun TV, Surya

Kia hua ha f a c

.KIA HUA HA, . F . . .a . .c Book . Kuch ni aisi hi bathi thi to socha zara facebook khol lu.

Q tum parindo k bare mein

Q : Tum Parindo K Bare Mein Kya Jante Ho . . . . . . . . . Ans : Sab Kuch Acha

What came first the chicken or egg

What Came First, The Chicken Or The Egg? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Dinosaurs Laid Eggs Long Before There Were Chickens! :p

Bv mujhe samajh nhi aata me paisy

BV: Mujhe samajh nhi aata me paisy kahan chupaun? Jahan chupati hun hamara beta chura leta hy Shohar: Uski Books me chupa do, hath

Lrki dupte se dudh ki nok chupa

LRKI dupte se dudh ki nok chupa rhi thi Ghalib ne tar lia kha Nok se kia mrti ho Dhar to tlwar me hy

Complete this sentence rashid hai to acha

Complete This Sentence… Rashid Hai To Acha Magar ….. ? Reply Must

Jane q jahan mai aisa hota hai

Jane Q jahan mai aisa hota hai. Khushi jo sb ko de wohi rota hai.. Umar bhar sath nibha na sake jo.. Jane Q

Challenge if u love some 1

*CHALLENGE* If U Love Some 1 Then Arrange These Letters In 4 WORDS “EUSOMYMOSID” I M Waiting For Ur Answer

Shadi shuda mard ko kon c orat

Shadi Shuda Mard Ko Kon C Orat ziada Achi lagti Hai? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Hamsaye Ki. . .

Teacherjwani or bhurapey ka farq batawo studentjawani

Teacher:Jwani or bhurapey ka farq batawo. Student:jawani meen Mobile meen Haseno ke Number hotey heen or bhurape Meen Hakimon ke

Question of the day what is

Question Of The Day: What Is Your Most Favorite Memory Of 2009 That’s Related To Me. Send It To Your Friends And Get Interesting

Aaj ka challenging swal larki pyar

Aaj Ka Challenging Swal! Larki Pyar Ka Izhar Pehly Q Nahi Krti ? Send It To Ur Friends & Get Cool Replies But Reply

Sandook e sakena kia hai aik dfa ka

sandook-e-sakena kia hai? aik dfa ka zikr hai maa aur beta sfar kr rahy the wo jga baithy thy waha`n pr aur maa aur

Green apni life ki sab se bari

GREEN: Apni Life ki sab se bari Shikast batao? BLUE: Meri Tareef men 3 Jumlay Bayan Karo. RED: Apne Lover ka Naam Batao? White: