Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway:

Apne saath wine and chicken bhi leke jata hain.
Koi usko rokta hai or poochta hai “Kyon bhai,
ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?”
Sardarji keheta hai,
“Sala train late aati hai kahin bhook se na mar jaun

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