4 Students
1 From HARVARD
1 From OXFORD
1 TEXAS
&
Sardar G From dehli UNVRSITY
1 Comon Ques:
Wat Is Da Fastest Thing In World?
OXF: Light
HRVD: Thought
TEXAS:Blink Of an Eye
Sardar:Loose Motions
Bcoz
Last Night I Was Lying On My Bed &
B4 I Could ‘Blink’,’Think’ Or ‘Turn On Da Lights’
It Was All Over!
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