Sardar: Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi marr jaye aur Laathi bhi na tutay?
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A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: ?STUPID what r u......
- Sardar aba g ma apni biwi nu
Sardar: Aba G! Ma apni biwi nu sms kita k rati awan ga. Ma gya......
- Sardar g ap ko kabi kisi se
Sardar g ap ko kabi kisi se pyar hua? Han yar! Pr wo manti hi......
- Master duniya gol hai sardar aap
Master: Duniya Gol hai. Sardar: Aap kehtay hain to maan laita hoon… Warna mera Abba......
- Sardar cycle pe faqeer k pas se
sardar cycle pe faqeer k pas se guzra.. Faqeer ne kaha ALLAH k nam pe......
- Sardar ny bank sy loan le kar
Sardar ny Bank sy Loan le kar Car li, Magar Loan wapis na kar Saka,......
- Sardar to bv jaldi roti de aj
SARDAR to BV: jaldi roti de, aj 4 wajjay Kutayan di race ae, othay jana......
- Sardar office ja rha tha biwi
SARDAR: Office Ja Rha Tha. Biwi Pyar Se Boli: ‘See U In The Evening.’ SARDAR......
- Sardar karri kha raha tha ek
Sardar karri kha raha tha ek makhi usme beth gai, Sardar usay ura k bola:......
- 1 sardar bus main betha us
1 sardar bus main betha us k samnay 1 molvi beth gia sardar dar gia......