Police to Sardar Ji:

Kya tum ne yahan se kisi chor ko bhaagte dekha?

Sardar:

Yahan se seedha ja kar 3 galyan ayengi 2 ko chor k 3sri gali me 3 building hen 2 ko chor k 3sri me 3 ghar hain 2 ko chor k 3sri ghar me 3 kamre hain 2 ko chor k 3sri kamre me 3 almariyan hen 2 ko chor k 3sri almari me 3 photo hen 2 ko chor k 3sri photo me 3 aurten hen 2 chor k 3sri aurat Meri Maa hai.

Mujhe Meri Maa ki Qasam meine yahan se kise Chor ko bhaagte huwe nahi dekha.