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1 srdar ny malto ki rari lagai 6 din tk malty nhi beky or sukh......
- Sardarji was standing in front of the
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- Sardar to bv jaldi roti de aj
SARDAR to BV: jaldi roti de, aj 4 wajjay Kutayan di race ae, othay jana......
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- A sardar saw a board on which
A sardar saw a board on which it was written ‘ padhne wala stupid’. Sardar......
- Sardar prito ek wari i love you
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