A Sardar’s Speech to his workers in England:
“Do do, not do not do
What my goes?
Your goes your father’s goes.”
What he meant was:Karna hai karo, Nahi karna na karo
Mera ki janda aye?
Twada janda aye tay Twaday Piyo da janda aye….
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1 Sardar ko TELENOR main Operatr ki job mili, Pehle he din call ayi ‘Sir......
- Sardar in train tt ticket dikhao
Sardar in Train T.T: ‘Ticket dikhao.’ Sardar: ‘Ha Ha, Ae ley’ T.T: Ye to purani......
- Sardar ki biwi main kapray nichor k
Sardar ki Biwi: ‘Main Kapray Nichor Nichor k thak Gai hun Tm mujhe ek Spinner......
- India mein sardar k janazey py sardarni
India mein Sardar k janazey py sardarni rotay huvy: . . . . . Ve......
- 1st sardar o yara bike q tez
1st sardar, O yara bike q tez kar di? 2nd sardar, break fail ho gayi......
- A friend asks sardar how was ur
A friend asks sardar how was ur exam? Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt......
- Sardarne ak khob sorat larki ko parpoz
Sardar:Ne Ak Khob Sorat Larki Ko Parpoz Kiya- ‘Aap Mujh S Shadi Karo Gi?’ Larki......
- Teacher taj mahal kisne banaya tha
Teacher TAJ MAHAL Kisne Banaya Tha? Sardar:- Ji, KARIGAR Ne. Teacher:- Mera Matlab Hai Banvaya......
- Sardarni sardar ji tusi ik haath naal
Sardarni, ‘Sardar Ji! Tusi Ik Haath Naal Gaddi Chala Lenday Oo..?’ Sardar (Shokhi Naal), ‘Haan......
- 1st sardar yar ya sun rat ko
1st Sardar yar ya sun rat ko kidr chala jata ha 2nd Sardar: pata nei......
- Sardar k gaon me nadi pr pull
Sardar k gaon me Nadi Pr Pull ban gya Engineer:Buhot acha ho gaya he sardar:......
- Sardar servis shoes ki dukan py geya
Sardar servis shoes ki dukan py geya or bht dharalley se bola:Bari gurantee dandy oo=jutti......
- Sardar to his friend yaar bari mushkil
sardar. to his friend: yaar bari mushkil main hoon mairi Bivi mujh say aik kiss......
- Sardar to girlfriend darling main tum se
Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend=......
- Ek sardar shadi se phley apni bewi
ek sardar shadi se phley apni bewi ko gana sunata hai mera mehbob mary sanam......