Sardar SMS Collection

In maths exam sardar was dancing instead

In maths exam sardar was dancing instead of writing GUESS Y? Becoz someone told him that there r marks 4 EVERY STEP! :)…

Sardar g hath mein cycle pakray huwy

Sardar G hath mein cycle pakray huwy bhag rha tha kisi ne aaawaz di: sardar G 1 Cup Cha pee jao. Sardar: Mery kol

Sardar 1 naye detergent se shirt dhoyi

SARDAR 1: Naye Detergent se shirt dhoyi to chhoti ho gayi? Ab kya karoon? SARDAR 2: Usi Detergent se NAHA le? Woh shirt fit

Sardar1 y did u buy ur wife

sardar1: Y did u buy ur wife a huge diamond ring for her Birthday? I thought she wanted a car. Sardar2: She did, but

Sardar tumhare kitne bche hain pathan

Sardar: Tumhare kitne bche hain? Pathan: 22 Sardar: Itne zyada??? Pathan: Mere sassur ne kaha tha kabhi meri beti ko khali pait mat rakhna.

Air hostess sardar se sir aap kia

Air hostess sardar se: Sir aap kia lena pasand karainge? Sardar: Mere lea TAWEEZ wali chai lao. Airhostess:Sir woh taweez nahi TEA BAG hai

Santa and banta jungle mein…

Santa and banta jungle mein… Saamne aayaa sher, Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki, Aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne

1 sardar kangal ho gya apni biwi

1 Sardar kangal ho gya Apni biwi se bola. Bachon ko un ki nani k ghr bhej 2 Aur tm apni ma k pas

Quotsardarji agar aapki biwi ko bhoot utha

"Sardarji, Agar Aapki Biwi Ko Bhoot Utha Le Jai To Aap Kya Karoge?" Sardarji : " Maine Kya Karna Ha, Ghalti Bhoot Ki Ha,

Sardar g apni girl friend ko i

Sardar g apni Girl Friend ko I Love U kehta aur gir jata.I love u kehta aur Phir gir jata. Girl : Ye Kya

1 sardar apne marriage certificate ko ghante

1 sardar apne marriage certificate ko 1 ghante se dekh raha tha. Wife: tussi inni der se ki dek rahe ho? SARDAR: Expiry date

Sardars son papa tussi papa kaisy bany

Sardar’s son: Papa tussi ‘papa’ kaisy bany? Sardar: bus puttar! ‘pa’ ‘pa’ k. . .* r O c K I N G….. . .

Sardar g dukandar se 1 asli

Sardar G Dukandar Se. 1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad, Sardar G Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara. Dukandar Se

!!!…”Dhishkiyaon”…!!!

Santa said something in Banta’s ear, and Banta died. Take a wild guess, what did he say…? !!!…”Dhishkiyaon”…!!!

Ardars wish when i die want

?ardars Wish When I Die, I Want To Die Like My Grandpa Who Died Peacefully In His ?leep Not ?creaming Like All The Passengers

Sardar tainu tairna aanda hai frnd

Sardar: Tainu tairna aanda hai? Frnd: No Sardar: Tere naalon ta kutte changey ne jehre tair lende ne Frnd: Tenu tairna aanda hai? Sardar:

Sardarni was having pain during delivery sardarji

Sardarni was having Pain during Delivery….. Sardarji Prayed :- Oh Lord plz make the hole loose for the Baby and then Tight again for

Pagal sikh sytm muslman ho sikhnhi ma

Pagal Sikh Sy:Tm Muslman Ho? Sikh:Nhi ma Sikh hn Pagal:Nhi tm Muslman Ho Sikh:Nhi ma Sikh hn Pagal:Nhi tm Muslman e Ho Sikh:Nhi yar

Shadi me khana khula shadi me

shadi me khana khula Shadi Me Khana Khula sardar Ko Plate Nhi Mili sardar Apni Jholi Me Khana Dalne Lga Logon Ne Pocha Ye

Teaacher jis admi ko sunai nai detausey

Teaacher: Jis admi ko Sunai nai deta,usey English mai kya kehty hain? Sardar student: Sir, jo marzi aakh lo,onu kerha sunda wa 😀

Sardar darwaze pe bandook liye khara tha

‘Sardar Darwaze pe bandook liye khara tha.. Wife: Yahan kyun kharay ho?? Sardar: Shair k shikaar par ja raha hoon.. Wife: tou jao na..

3 choro saath mein bethay hotay hain

3 choro saath mein bethay hotay hain… 1st one" yaar main itni garam chaye(tea) peeta hoon k jaisay hee ketlee say cup say nikalti

Tonight is final match

Sardar: In my dreams rats play football every night Doctor: Take this tablet you will be ok. Sardar: Can I take tomorrow? Tonight is

Sardar jeep drive karke jungl me ja raha tha

Sardar jeep drive karke jungl me ja raha tha Tourist: agar samne se sher a jaye to? Sardar: oye, right ka indicator deke left

Dr aapkey 3 daant kesey toot gaye

Dr: Aapkey 3 daant kesey Toot gaye? sardar: Ji wo Wife ney Karak Roti banai thi. Dr: Tou khaaney sey mana ker detey. sardar

Ek sardar apne dost ki barat k

Ek sardar apne dost ki barat k sth gya,pr zakhmi ho k aya. Ksi ne waja puchi to bola: Barat me Dulhe k bap

Sardar darwaze pe bandook liye khara

Sardar Darwaze pe bandook liye khara tha.. Wife: Yahan kyun kharay ho?? Sardar: Shair k shikaar par ja raha hoon.. Wife: tou jao na..

4 guys 1 from harvard 2 oxford

4 Guys 1 From HARVARD 2 From OXFORD 3 TEXAS & Sardar From PUNJAB UNIVERSITY, 1 Common Ques Wat Is Da Fastest Thing In

Sardar dentist ke paas gaya jor jor se

Sardar dentist ke paas gaya, jor-jor se hasa aur ghar aa gaya. wife: kaha gaye the Sardar: Daant dikhane gaya tha

2 sardar tree per beth k gana

2 Sardar tree per beth k gana ga rahe the, achanak ek Sardar ulta latak k gane laga. Dusre ne pocha: Ulta kyun ho

Sardar ji had twins named tin

Sardar ji had twins Named TIN n MARTIN Again had twins named peter n repeater Again had twins max n climax Again had twins

Girl ye pars pakrro kholna naime abi

Girl: Ye pars pakrro, Kholna nai,me abi ai, . Sardar ne khola us me Rubr ka LUN Nikla, . Girl(Wapsi par): Khola to nai

Whats an average 6 inch long inside

What’s an average 6 inch long Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up? ? ? ? ? A:1000- rupee currency

1 sardar pe cycle chori ka ilzaam

1 Sardar Pe Cycle Chori Ka Ilzaam Tha Lekin Saboot Na Hony Ki Waja Se Adalat Ne Bari Kar Diya, Jaty Howy Sardar Judge

Sardar bhai 1rup ka eazy load kar

Sardar: Bhai 1rup ka eazy load kar do Shopkeepr: Itna load karwa k call karni hai ya sms? Sardar: Karna to kuch b nahi

Pehla sardar agar aik hathi sui ke

Pehla sardar; agar aik hathi sui ke suraakh se guzerne ki koshish ker raha ho to usay rokney ke liye kia kerna chahiye, 2nd

Santa singh can u spell a word

Santa Singh: Can u spell a word that has more than 1000 letters in it? Banta Singh: Post office.

Why did 18 sardars go to a

Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie? Because below 18 was not allowed. …

Sardarji went to party and introduced his

Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends. I am Sardar and this is sardarney, this is my kid and this

How can u identify a sardar in

How can u identify a sardar in classroom ? try . . . . . think? very simple . . . . just see

Sardar ne hotal se esey ladki mangi

Sardar ne hotal se esey ladki mangi jesey ades ho,poochney per bataya k ladki se mujey ades hoga,muj se mere biwi ko,biwi se mere

1st sardar to 2nd main apna purse

1st Sardar to 2nd: Main apna purse ghar bhool aaya, mainu 1000 Rs chahide si. 2nd Sardar: Dost hi dost de kam aunda hai,

Chota sardar 2 his father quotbaapu ethay

Chota sardar 2 his father: "Baapu ethay aa ja" His mom: "beta, baapu nu izzat naal bulai da aey" Chota sardar: "baapu, izzat naal

Master duniya gol hai sardar aap

Master: Duniya Gol hai. Sardar: Aap kehtay hain to maan laita hoon… Warna mera Abba tu kehta hai k… Duniya Bari ‘PEHN CHOD’ hai…!

This sardarji goes to the see jurassic

This sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks

Srdar in coffee shop wth wife srdarjldi

Srdar in Coffee shop wth wife. Srdar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jau gi. Wife:Fer ki hoe ga? Srdar: Bywakof Rate List waikh Hot coffee

Sardar is driving a jeep in a jungle…

Sardar is driving a jeep in a jungle… Tourist : How do we escape if lion comes now? Sardar : Give right indicator and

Srdar di wife raat kafi ho gai

Srdar di wife: Raat kafi ho gai hai pr srdar ji nhi aye, zror kisi kuri da chkr aY Srdar di maa: Hmesha bura

Sardar angraiz se hum ne 1 aisi

Sardar angraiz se: hum ne 1 aisi cheez bnai hai js se insan dewar k aar paar dekh skta hai. Angraiz hairan ho kr

Premika tum to bas apne kaam me lage

Premika-Tum to bas apne kaam me lage rehte ho. Meri to koi prwah hi nhi he tumhe! Srdar Premi-Oye, Pyar krne wale kisi ki

Theres a funeral procession of sardar going

There’s a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars in the ‘mayyat’ are dancing the bhangra and singing

parking is only for 2 wheeler.

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. Sardar :

Aik sardar k 4 bache they govt

Aik Sardar k 4 bache they. govt ne elaan kia k jis k 5 bache honge use Rs. 20,000 mahana wazeefa dia jayga. Sardar

Sardar se puchha tum next janam me

Sardar Se Puchha: Tum Next Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge? Sardar: A Cockroach Why? Because Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai

Sardar ka gadha gum gayawo khushi me

Sardar ka gadha gum gaya,wo khushi me nachnay lga, 1 aadmi ne kaha ye koi khusi ki baat ha? Sardar:"oye papay,me khotay te betha

Judge why r u arrested sardar for

Judge: why r u arrested? Sardar: for shopping early? Judge: well, that’s not a crime, anyway how early were u shopping? Sardar: before opening

Ay chori apun tere sath sms ka

Ay-chori . . . . Apun Tere Sath Sms Ka Dhanda Band Karne Ka Hai . . . Bole To Agr Compromise Kerne Ka

How to convert bus into female

How To Convert Bus Into Female ?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Sardar puttr tere result ka kee

Sardar : Puttr tere result ka kee bana? Puttr: Teacher kehte hen class me 1 saal or lana pae ga. Sardar :fer theek ey,sal

Aik train station per aa kar ruki

aik train station per aa kar ruki to aik aadmi nay sardar say pucha k yey kon sa station hay. sardar..bahir dekh kar lagta

Sardar went to party and introduced his

Sardar went to Party and Introduced his Family to his Friend. I m Sardar and This is Sardarney., This is My Kid and this

Teacher what is the difference between orange

Teacher: what is the difference between orange & apple? Sardar: the colour of orange is orange but the colour of apple is not apple…

1 din daku sardar k ghar mein

1 din 1 daku 1 sardar k ghar mein ghuss gaya or bula SONA kahan hai sardar g ullu de patthe pura ghar khali

Sardar ne samndar me dobtay howy 1

Sardar ne samndar me dobtay howy 1 bachy ko bacha lia Or thori dair bad DObara phenk dya Ksi ne kha ye kya kia

Once a sardar brought banaspati teen

Once a sardar brought a banaspati teen & say to shopkeeper where is my gift ? Shopkeeper said why ? Sardar said , there

What do you when a sardar throws

What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back. What do you do

Manager asked to sardar at an interview

Manager asked to sardar at an interview Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X …

Pathan apne 1 saal k bache ko

Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hosptal Le Kr Gya Dr: Khan sab Isko Koi Sakht Cheez To Nai Khelai? Pathan: Nai Kal

Boss where were u born

Boss :‘ Where were U Born ? ‘ Sardar :‘ In Punjab ‘ Boss :‘ Which Part in Punjab ? ‘ Sardar :‘ Kya

Nurse aap k jurwa achay huway hyn

Nurse: Aap k Jurwa ?achay Huway Hyn ?ardar: Yei Hona Hy Tha, Kameeni Program He Aisey Dekhti Thi Voice Of India 2 KBC_2 INDIAN

Sardar kafi deir se apna nikka nama

Sardar Kafi Deir Se Apna Nikka Nama Deikh Raha Tha, K Bevi Ne Tang Aa Kr Poch:- Bevi:- Sardar G Kya Deikh Rahe Ho

How can a sardar kill lion

How can a sardar kill a Lion? Sardar ji will think n think hard & will come to a conclusion: . . . .

Interviewer whats d relation bw earth

Interviewer : Whats d relation bw Earth & Moon? Sardar : Brother & Sister Interviewer : How? Sardar:We cal Earth Darthe mata n Moon

Sardar mere bache hun ge to

Sardar: Mere bache hun ge to 1 ko karachi aur ko Lahore chor aaunga 2Admi:woh Q? kal TV per beta rahe the k bachon

Sardar walking at night samnay gobar parra

Sardar walking at night: Samnay Gobar parra tha. Sardar ne jhuk kar ungli daal kar Taste kya or bola: Ooohh ye to Gobar hai…

1 sardar cigrette pee rha tha pr

1 sArdAr cIgrEttE pEe rHa tHa Pr cIgrEttE sY dHuAn nHi niKaL rHa tHa, Ek aAdMi Aa Kr b0lA cIgrEEtE sY dHuAn Q nHi

A sardar was running with his pregnent

A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais

Sardar at bar in new york man

Sardar at bar in New York. Man on his right says "Johny Walker single" Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single" Sardar says-

sardar ki biwi maikay ja rahi

*. .Sardar ki biwi Maikay Ja Rahi thi. Sardar packing krte Hue Sochta hy: ‘Kitni Bholi hy, Main sath Nhi Ja Rha, phir bhi,

Sardar jeeare o bhaiya ye bandar ka

Sardar Jee:Are O Bhaiya Ye Bandar Ka Pohto Kitne ka diya? Dukandar: Sahab Ye Photo Nahi he ye to Shisaa he…

A friend asks sardar how was ur

A friend asks sardar how was ur exam? Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK. I thought, thought &

A Man to Sardar:

A Man to Sardar: “Aao ji, Chess khelte hain.”. Sardar: “Tu chal,main sports shoes, Gloves aur Helmat Pehan kar aata hun!

3 sardar bed pe so rahay thay

…3 sardar bed pe so rahay thay, teeno ko jagah tang horahi thi 1 sardar bed se utar k nichay sone laga to 2nd

Sardar was giving bld testbt coton wz

Sardar was giving bld testbt coton wz nt avlbl so d nrse aftr d test took srdars fingr n her mouthSrdar said"BALAY BALAYSONIYEAbhi to

1 admi bike pe ja raha tha

1 admi bike pe ja raha tha. Admi ne rastey pe jatey Sardar se poucha? Sir! Apko lift chahey kia? . . . .

1st sardar oye agar neend na aaey

1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia jaey? 2nd Sardar:Neend ka intizar kernay se behtar hai k banda soo hi jaye:p

Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare

Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare yahan saadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai isper sardar bola kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female

Principal during his speech meri dictionary

Principal during his speech: Meri dictionary mein ‘IMPOSSIBLE’ ka word nahi.. Sardar uth k bola: ‘Tay mama vaikh k leni c_

In a practical exam examiner showed

In a practical Exam Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird?s name Sardar:I dont know Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name? Sardar:

She is kidding sardar translated into

She is kidding. sardar translated into urdu. ‘Woh bachey dey rahi hai.’ 😀

Srdar agr khjoor k darakht pe charr

Srdar: Agr khjoor k darakht pe charr jao to kia engineering college ki larkian nazr aen gi? Pathan: Han! Or agr hath chor 2

One day evening a sardarji starts from

One day evening a Sardarji starts from office to home with pushing his scooter manually. He met his friend on the way… Friend: why

Dost sardar se yaar aaj tumhare mobile

Dost SARDAR Se: Yaar Aaj Tumhare Mobile Par Bohat Call Aa Rahi Hain? SARDAR: Fakhar Se bola Yara Aaj Hum Apni Behen ka Mobile

1 sardar ko jazz mein operatr

1 sardar ko jazz mein operatr ki job mil gyi.Pehle he din call ayi . . ‘Sir meri jazz ki sim blok ho gyi

Interviewer asked sardarji which are the

Interviewer asked sardarji: Which are the 2 latest versions of java? Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava

Sardar jee ne apne nawen jamme bachche

Sardar jee ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Sardar te sussu karta. Sardar to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai

Boss asked sardar to buy 2 corner

Boss asked SARDAR to buy 2 CORNER Tickets for a Movie to watch with his Girlfriend. Sardar bought 2 corner tickets . . .

Man 2 sardar jee yaar kal main

Man 2 Sardar Jee: Yaar kal main tenu kini war phone kita par tu nahi chukiya. Sardar Jee: Kyon chukan, jerha mey 30 Rupaiye

Judge is sardar k dono kan kat

Judge: is sardar k dono kan kat do Sardar: Nhi main andha ho jaon ga Judge: kan katny se andha kese ho jao gy