Sardar SMS Collection

Sardar beta ye kaisi machis lay kar

SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi.? SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar

Driver sardar ji petrol muk geya aey

Driver: Sardar ji petrol muk geya aey gadi aggey nai ja sakdi…! Sardar ji: ohhoho! Chalo koi gal nai wapas morr lo…. ;-> …

Ak sardar ki maan tabiyat kharab thi

Ak sardar ki maan ki tabiyat kharab thi. Jab hospital le gaye to doctor ne bola k TEST hon ge, sadar bola, in ki

Sardar dr se tuanu tankay lanay anday

Sardar DR. se Tuanu tankay lanay anday ne? Dr: han g. Daso kithay lanay ne? Sardar: meri juti nu la de. …

A man asked sardarji why manmohan singh

A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM

Sardar ji and his wife applied for

Sardar ji and his wife applied for divorce in the court Judge asked:how would u divide ur kids? u have 3 kids Sardar ji

How can a Sardar kill a lion ?

How can a Sardar kill a lion ? Sardarji thinks and thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I’ll drink poison and let lion

Sardar watching star tv

Sardar watching star tv bech mein advertise aaya,”aap dekh rahe hein star tv”. Sardar jee bole,”oye! in ko kese paat chala ke mein star

Aek sardar apne dost k sath kahin

Aek sardar apne dost k sath kahin ja raha tha… RASTAY main aek kawway(crow) ne sardar ki shirt pe bit kardi… sardar k dost

1 sardar sheeshay k saamne beth kr

1 sardar sheeshay k saamne beth kr study krta tha Why? Bcoz of 3 reasons: Dobara revision na krna pare Apne ooper nazar rahe

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A sardar sent rs100 unsigned cheque to

A sardar sent Rs.100 unsigned cheque to PM’s Flood Relief Fund n Wrote.. "Cheque is unsigned b’coz, I dont want any Publicity". ;->…

Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati.

Sardar : Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend : Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai. Sardar : Wo

Ek sradar sochta raha saari zindagi

ek sradar sochta raha. sochta raha. sochta raha. saari zindagi sochta raha aur sochtay sochtay hi mar gaya k meri behan k 3 bhai

Sardaro tere result da ki banya pappumiss

Sardar:O tere result da ki banya? Pappu:Miss kendi aey es class wich 1 sal hor laggay ga? Sardar:Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par fail

Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.

Sardar : Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend : Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai. Sardar : Wo

Sardar was writing something very slowly.

Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked : Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar : I’m writing to my 6 yr old

Sardar kal mary papa kunwen me gir

Sardar :kal mary papa kunwen me gir gaye,boht chila rhy thy. Dost:ab kasy hain wo? Srdr:theek he hon gy,subha se kunwen se koi awaz

Ek kuttay ki dum katti hui thi

Ek kUtTaY Ki dUm kAtTi hUi tHi Ek sArdaAr Ne uSaY Rok kEr pOchA . . . . . . . . . CuttiNg

Teacher batao daryaaft or ejaad me kya

Teacher: Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad me kya farq hai? Sardar: Mere baap ne meri Maa ko Daryaft kya . or phir. Dono ne mil

Angrez officer elaan kr raha tha aur

Angrez officer elaan kr raha tha aur sardar translate kar rha tha. O PEOPLE Oye Bagerto IT IS ANNOUNCED HARDLY Sakhti nal elaan keta

Wife mere iraday baray neek hain aap

Wife mere iraday baray neek hain, aap 1000 mai ek hain. Sardar: mera dimag bara taiz hai, pehlay ye bata baki 999 kon hai?

Girl ye pars pakrro kholna naime abi

Girl: Ye pars pakrro, Kholna nai,me abi ai, . Sardar ne khola us me Rubr ka LUN Nikla, . Girl(Wapsi par): Khola to nai

Apple juice mango tarbuz badam khajoor

APPLE Juice MANGO Juice TARBUZ Juice BADAM Juice KHAJOOR Juice BANANA Juice Agr in mein se kuch nahi pasand to, ANGOOTHA Chooooos. Kanjoos. Sms

A shaikh calls to a newspaper office

A Shaikh calls to a Newspaper office & asks: Mera baap mar gia hai NEWS lagwani hai, charges kia hongay? Np:Rs50per word. Shaikh: Oh

Theres a funeral procession of sardar going

There’s a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars in the ‘mayyat’ are dancing the bhangra and singing

Sardarni kal raat 3 chor aaye aur

Sardarni: kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale gaye.Sardar: tumne unhe roka nahi?Sardarni: bahot roka par bole ab aur taakat nahi

Aik sardar k pas kawacrow thawo bht

Aik sardar k pas kawa(crow) tha,wo bht soft tha. Batao sardar ne apnay kaway ka kia nam rakha hoga. Socho socho. Microsoft My-crow-soft..!!

Sardar doctor se oye dr tenu taankay

Sardar Doctor Se: Oye Dr. Tenu Taankay Laanay Aanday Ne ?? Doctor: Haan je, Dasso Kithay Lanay Ne ?? Sardar : Ay zra Meri

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha,umbrella me hole kyu? Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega. Copy to clipboard

Sardar beta ye kaisi machis lay kar

SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar

A man to Santa:

A man to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home. Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour and

A sardar was running with his pregnant

A sardar was running with his pregnant wife, who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, ‘O pernam singh, oye moti nu

A sardar maried to a short girlpeople

A sardar maried to a short girl.people asked to sardar why you married such a short girl. He replied our guru ge says masebat

Judge tum 3rd tym adalat ma

Judge : Tum 3rd tym adalat ma aa rhey ho,tumhe shram nhi ati?Sardar : Oh janab Tusi roz aanday O,Tuwano nai aandi :-

Sardar ji apni dost ki new car

sardar ji apni dost ki new car dakhny jata hai aur puchta hai…..! sardar: kithun liti dost: main road ty khula san kuri ai

Sardar 1 sawal da jawab te de

Sardar: 1 sawal da jawab te de. O kaeri ongle ay jiday wich hadi nai hondi? Pathan: Nai pata? Sardar: Dastany di….

Sardar wo ladki deaf lagti hai main

Sardar: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai. Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai. Dost: Kaise? Sardar: Maine kaha I Luv U,

2 sardar or unki 1 behan bagair

2 Sardar Or UnKi 1 Behan Bagair Ticket Train Me Ja Rahy Thy.. TT Ne Pakar Lia Or UnKi Behan Ko Le Gaya.. .

Ek sardaar ko khoon ki ultiaan aai

Ek sArdaAr Ko khoOn kI ULtiaAn aAi. . . UsnE mEdiCaL Store pEr jA Kr KoNsI Medicine mAngi hOgi? ? ? ? ? ?

Srdar ji agr aapko thand lagti hai

Srdar ji: agr aapko thand lagti hai to aap kya karte hai: Sardar ji: main heater le aato hoon lekin agar aapko phir bhi

Santa & banta sit in a coffee house…

Santa & banta sit in a coffee house… 1st: “Jaldi pee yaar, coffee thandi ho jayegi” 2nd: To kya? 1st: Arre Bevkoof, menu card

How to convert bus into female

How To Convert Bus Into Female ?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Ek sardar train main safar ker reha

ek sardar train main safar ker reha tha,,,sardar ne kuch ziada he kha liya k us ko Toilet jana para,,toilet main gate k samne

A sardar died and went to heaven

A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules here in effect

Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway:

Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway: Apne saath wine and chicken bhi leke jata hain. Koi usko rokta hai or poochta

Sardar bhagwaan ge kal mera priz

Sardar; Bhagwaan Ge Kal Mera Priz Bond Na Niklya Te Mian Tenu Toor Dena E. Pandith ne ye sun liya or us ki jaga

Why does Sardar

Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms? – They think their picture is being taken.

1 sardar kangal ho gya apni biwi

1 Sardar kangal ho gya Apni biwi se bola. Bachon ko un ki nani k ghr bhej 2 Aur tm apni ma k pas

A sardar looking at sky asks another

A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar : Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar replies : Oye ! No idea?Im new

Ek sardar apne dost ki barat k

Ek sardar apne dost ki barat k sth gya,pr zakhmi ho k aya. Ksi ne waja puchi to bola: Barat me Dulhe k bap

One sardar was so kanjus

One Sardar was so kanjus, …. so kanjus …. so kanjus …. so kanjus …. so kanjus …. so kanjus ….. that he went

Judge3rd time u r coming to courtu

Judge:3rd Time U R Coming To Court,U Dnt Hav Shame? SANTA: You Are Coming Daily,U Dnt Hav Shame? …

Sardar soch raha hoon k america ghoom

Sardar: soch raha hoon k America ghoom Aaon, kitnay paisay Lagain gain? Pathan: nahi lagain gain, Sardar:wo kesay? Pathan: sochnay k paisay nahi Lagtay.

While in a drug store

While in a drug store Sardar :I’d like some vitamins for my grandson. Clerk : Sir, vitamin A, B or C? Sardar : Any

1 sardar k ghar me billi rhti

1 sardar k ghar me billi rhti thi sardar billi se tang akr usy kahi chor aya. gar aya to bili ussy pehly ponch

Sardar darakht k opar ulta latka hoa

Sardar: Darakht k opar ulta latka hoa tha. Sardarni: Tu darakht par ulta kyun latka hy. Sardar: Sar dard ki goli khai thi kahin

Ek sardar k sar me chot lag

Ek sardar K Sar Me Chot Lag Gae. Nurse:Is me 7 Tankey Lagen ge. sardar:Kitna Paisa lay ga. Nurse:3000 sardar:Baji sirf Tanka Lagwana Hai

Sardar english k paper me fail ho

Sardar english k paper me fail ho gaya…!;-( Due to following translations..? 1.Main aam aadmi nahi hoon? (I am not a mango man):-) 2.Sarda

A sardars response to the comment

A sardar’s response to the comment, Think about it!: I don’t have to think I’m sardar!…

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha,umbrella me hole kyu? Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

Doctor ne sardar k lun ka opration

Doctor ne Sardar K LUN ka Opration ker k Uss ki Jaga Hathi k Bache ki Soond laga di . 2 Month baad Sardar

Sardar amrud bech rha tha 1

Sardar amrud bech rha tha.. . 1 admi aya or bola, Sardar g agr amrud me kira nikla to? Sardar: To saaf baat hai…

Sardar karri kha raha tha ek

Sardar karri kha raha tha ek makhi usme beth gai, Sardar usay ura k bola: ‘Chal hat pagli yeh woh nahi jo tu samhaj

Teachercan you spell a word that

Teacher:Can You Spell A Word That Has More Than 100 Letters In It? Sardar:Post Office…

Reporter sardar ji ye batayen k plateform

Reporter: sardar ji ye batayen k plateform par kharay sikh kaise maray? Sardar: ek elan hua k train plateform par aa rahi hai, to

One day a sardarji talking with his friend…

One day a sardarji talking with his friend… Sardarji: We have to learn telugu within 6 months or we will not be able to

Chota sardar 2 his father quotbaapu ethay

Chota sardar 2 his father: "Baapu ethay aa ja" His mom: "beta, baapu nu izzat naal bulai da aey" Chota sardar: "baapu, izzat naal

Sardar oye kya kar rahe ho

Sardar: Oye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?? : Pathan: Iss Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kar Raha Hoon! : Sardar: Wo Kyun?? : Pathan: Wo Jab

Judge why are you arrested sardar for

Judge: why are you arrested? Sardar: for shopping early. Judge: well, that’s not a crime. Anyway how early were you shopping? Sardar: before the

Man sardarji aapke pas mobile hai to

Man: Sardarji Aapke pas MOBILE hai to phir apne LETTER kyon bheja..? Santa: oye mene tujhe Phone kiya tha per andar se awaaz aai

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house… still he was in jail…….why? coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff

Nurse 2 sardarsardar g apka heart fail

Nurse 2 sardar.Sardar g apka heart fail hua he. Sardar:hahahaha WHAT A JOKE mera heart to school b nhn jata.

I ‘.Miss.’You.’

, -. .- . ‘. I .’ ” . ” , -. .- , -. .- . ‘. I ‘. Miss.’ ” . ”

Techrjo mre swal ka jwab dega wo

Techr:jo mre swal ka jwab dega wo ghr ja skta hy sardar ne apna bsta khrki se bahr phenk diya techr ye ks ne

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people form a burning house …. still he was in jail …. …. .y? Because all the 6

Air hostess aap 1 gante me 4bar

Air Hostess: Aap 1 Gante Me 4bar Toilet Gaye! R U OK? Kya Aap Ko Chein Nahi Hai? SARDAR: ?Chain? Hai Par Khulti Nahi

Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.

Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy. Sardar1 : Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2 : Aaho, truck number bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

Can you lend me 2000 rs i

can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar

Sir what is the diffrence between

Sir ; what is the diffrence between orange and apple ? Sardar ; Colour of orange is orange, but colour of apple is not

Pathan aik uunchi pahari per char ker

Pathan aik uunchi pahari per char ker betha kitab parh raha tha : . . . . Kisi ne pucha kya ker rahe ho??

Sardar at an art gallery

Sardar at an art gallery “I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call a modern art?” Art Dealer, “I beg your pardon

Million soldiers to protect a country,

It takes thousand workers to build a castle, Million soldiers to protect a country, But just one woman to make a Happy Home! Let’s

Sardar samose k andar ka masala kha

SARDAR: Samose k andar ka masala kha raha tha? DOST: Yeh kia kar rahay ho? SARDAR: Doctor ne mujhe bahar ka khana mana kia

Shadi me khana khula shadi me

shadi me khana khula Shadi Me Khana Khula sardar Ko Plate Nhi Mili sardar Apni Jholi Me Khana Dalne Lga Logon Ne Pocha Ye

A sardar his wife filed an

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce. Judge asked : How will you divide, you have 3 children? Sardar replied :

Sardar at court:

Sardar at court: judge: this is the 3rd time u r coming to court, aren’t u ashamed? Sardar: You are coming daily, u should

1 sardar jungle se guzae raha tha

1 sardar jungle se guzae raha tha. us ne dekha ke aik saanp darakht se lataka huwa hai. Sardar; doodh bhi piya karo sirf

Ardar writes 2 ill gates abt pc

?ardar writes 2 ?ill gates abt PC and windows problems: 1.My child learned MS WORD now he wants MS SENTENCE 2.I find only RE-CYCLE

Wifeplease bike taze na chalao mujhey dar

Wife:Please bike taze na chalao mujhey dar lag raha hay. Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay to meri tarah ankhein band kar

Sardaar doc saab mein chashma laga ke

Sardaar: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke par to sakoon ga? Doctor: Haan, bilkul. Sardaar: To phir theek hai doc saab varna un-par aadmi

Ek jagah par likha tha ke 10

ek jagah par likha tha ke 10 rupay main jitne be naam khao sardar ne itne naan khae ke wo chal bi nai sakta

Band master :

Band master : Santa ji, aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaana hain, uss hisab se rate lagega? Santa : 2-3 gaa kar

Sardar jadon meri navi shadi hui menu

Sardar: Jadon meri navi navi shadi hui, menu meri biwi inni s0hni lagdi c k dil karda c kha hi jaawan. Friend:’Aur ab?’ Sardar:.

“Don’t call me now”.

Sardar petrol pump gaya,wahan usne ek board pe likha dekha, “Don’t use mobile here”. Sardarji ne mobile nikala or har dost ko phone kar

Breaking news atm gulshan e iqbal is jammed

Breaking News ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed & Not In Working Condition . . . Because . . . Sardar’s Wife Put Hair pin

Eik sardar ja rha tha raste mein

Eik sardar ja rha tha raste mein 1board nazar aaya likha tha ‘PARHNE WALA GADHA’ sardar ko ghussa charha Mita ke likh dia’ LIKHNE

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please give me a fancy number!!!

Sardar: What is my exam number…??? Teacher: Its 438625. Sardar: I paid Rs.1000 for exam, please give me a fancy number!!!