Sardar SMS Collection

Ek sardar bench par leta howa tha

Ek Sardar Bench par Leta howa tha, Wahan se ek Angrez guzra aur Sardar se Poocha: Are u relaxing? Sardar:No, I am Ranjeet Singh!

Salesman paaji cockroach ka powder lo gey

SALESMAN; Paaji, Cockroach ka powder lo gey kya? SARDAR; Nahi Hum cockroch k itnay laad nahi uthatay.! Aaj powder denge to kal lipstick mange

Ek srdar pco shop pr gya

Ek srdar PCO shop pr gya. . . Aur Operator ko zordar 2 thappar lagaye . Guess y? . . . Bcz . shop

Amrican sayshumarey haan shaadi email se hoti

Amrican Says:Humarey Haan Shaadi Email Se Hoti Hai. Sardarji:Muger Humarey Haan To Shaadi Female Hoti Hai.

Sardar selling parashoot plane se kudo

Sardar: selling parashoot “plane se kudo, button dabao aur zamen pe safely LAND karo” custmer:”agar parashoot nahi khula”? Sardar: “O paa G Change hojae

Grammar teachr 2 sardr jamila rozana

Grammar teachr 2 Sardr: ‘jamila rozana larkon se milti he’ Batao is jumley mein jamila kya he? . . . . . . .

Sardar ne apnay dost ko phone kia

Sardar Ne Apnay Dost Ko PhoNe kIa Or bOLa k MainAy AbAy sE 50,000 Lia Tha, mAgr Mujh sE Gum Ho gAye, aB AbA

What is oxford?

Q: What is ford? Sardar: Gaddi. Q: What is oxford? Sardar: Its so simple yaar, bail gaddi

Sardar ke ghar uske sasural wale aaye

Sardar ke ghar uske sasural wale aaye, biwi boli jao bahar se kuch le kar aao. Sardar bahar gaya or taxi lekar aa gaya

Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.

Sardar : Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend : Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai. Sardar : Wo

1 sardar shadi k foran bad nokri

1 sardar shadi k foran bad nokri k silsily me dosray mulk chala gya. 5 saal bad wapis aya to ghar me ghusty hi

Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya

Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya … Mechanic – Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ? Sardar – Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal

Judge is sardar k dono kan kat

Judge: is sardar k dono kan kat do Sardar: Nhi main andha ho jaon ga Judge: kan katny se andha kese ho jao gy

Admi sardar g aap yahan baithey hai

Admi: Sardar G! Aap Yahan Baithey hai Aap k Dost ki Death ho gai hai.Aap gaye Kyon Nahi?…Sardar: Usney Mujhe Bulaya He Nahi.haha haha

News headline indian athlete lost gold medal

News Headline: Indian Athlete Lost Gold Medal In Long Jump . . Sardar Reading Newspaper, says.. ‘He Deserved It, Who Told Him To Wear

3 sardaro ko phansi hone lagi pehle

3 Sardaro ko phansi hone lagi pehle ko phansi lagai to rassa dheela hone ki waja se wo neche pani me ja gira doosre

Sardar amrud bech rha tha 1

Sardar amrud bech rha tha.. . 1 admi aya or bola, Sardar g agr amrud me kira nikla to? Sardar: To saaf baat hai…

Sardar in mysore palace tourist guide

Sardar in mysore palace, Tourist guide- sir dont sit there,it is Tipu sultan’s chair Sardar-oye dont worry i’ll get up When he comes..!…

2 sardaron ne samandar k kinare par

2 sardaron ne samandar k kinare par board dekha jis par likha tha: ‘DOOBTE KO BACHANE WALE KO 500 INNAM’ 1st sardar: Main chalaang

Sardar class me hans raha tha eik

Sardar Class me Hans raha tha, eik Larki Boli Stand up ! Kon ho tum. Sardar bola:Tum Kon ho Larki:Me Monitor Hu Sardar:Ty Me

Pathan or sardar on ph hello 221714

Pathan Or sardar sardar on ph: Hello (221714) pathan, Kia??? urdu mai bolo yara. sardar do do ek sath choda? pathan, jao gandu hum

Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.

Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy. Sardar1 : Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2 : Aaho, truck number bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

Teacher in 1773 it was discovered that

Teacher: In 1773, It Was Discovered That Oxygen Is Must For Breathing. SARDAR: Thank GOD, I Was Born After That, Pehlay Paida Hotay To

Sardar on phone doctor my wife is

Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her

Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home

Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home. Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like ‘Saala phone utha ke bolta

Sardar ki maa puttar tujhay yahan

Sardar ki maa puttar tujhay yahan se jalindhar janay mein 1 din laga Aur wapas aanay mein 3 din wo b naye car se

Teachrjurmana mafi ki aplication likho srdarjurmana kina

Teachr:Jurmana mafi ki aplication likho Srdar:Jurmana kina a? Techr:5 rupay Srdar:Ay ly 5 rupay baapu ne kya c 5,10 rupay wastay kisay kanjar di

2 sardars sat in coffe shop sardarjalde

2 sardars sat in coffe shop. sardar:jalde pe yaar, coffe thande ho gaye gi 2nd:Q sardar:oye bewakoof,menu card parh! HOT COFFE RS:20 COLD COFFE

Srdar2 his papa mene shadi krni he

Srdar2 his papa: Mene shadi krni he. PAPA: puter kidhay nal?Sardar: papa dadi ama de naal. Papa: beghairt o meri ma ae. Srdar: Te

Sardar tharmos le k picnic pargyasardar is

Sardar tharmos le k picnic pargya! Sardar: Is me thandi cheez thandi orGarm cheez garam rehti hay! Dost:Tum is me kya laye ho?Sardar:4 Qulfi2

Sardarkal mere aba kunwain men gir gye

Sardar:Kal mere aba Kunwain men gir gye or zor zor se cheekhne lge: Bachao Bachao 2nd:Ab kese hen? 1st:Theek hi honge, kal se koi

Sardar ne abc sekh li a

Sardar Ne ABC Sekh Li: A: Apple B Bara Apple C: Chota Apple D: Doosra Apple E: Ek hor Apple F: Fer Apple G:

Sardar ny bank sy loan le kar

Sardar ny Bank sy Loan le kar Car li, Magar Loan wapis na kar Saka, BANK Walo ny Car lay le. Sardar: Pehly Pata

Sardar mery dada ny 1857 ke jang

Sardar: Mery dada ny 1857 ke jang main dushman ki tangain kaat di thin. Dost: Gardanien q nai katin? Sardar: Wo pehly he kati

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha,umbrella me hole kyu? Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

A sardar married to a short girl

A sardar married to a short girl. people asked to sardar why you married such a short girl. He replied our guru gee says

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. sardar 2

Teacherstory sunao sardar1 din hum un k

Teacher:Story sunao Sardar:1 din hum un k ghar gaye to woh soye howay thay 1 din wo hamare ghar aye to hum soye howa

Mansardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai

Man:Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kia karte ho? Sardar:AC k pas ja k beth jata hon Man:Agar phir bhi garmi lagay

Sardar wins 20 cr from rs lottery

Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: “Give me 20 cr or else return

Ak jaga baraat pa pabandi lag gi

ak jaga baraat pa pabandi lag gi sardaroon ko pta chala wo saza dany chly gy kali sahi lee or sabko lone ma laga

1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya

1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya. 1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho? Train aayegi tu mar jao gay! Sardar:Mairy oper se

Sardar proposing a girl darling kya tum

Sardar proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujh se shadi karo gi? Girl: Tameez se baat karo. Sardar: Behain ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi

Teacher hmesha yaad rkho hum is dunya

Teacher: Hmesha yaad rkho hum is dunya me doosron ki khidmat karne aaye hn. sardar : Wah g wah! Te fer dosre ki Amb

Sardar dr sahib chashma laga k mein

Sardar: Dr Sahib chashma laga k mein Akhbar parh sakoon ga?Dr: Haan, bilkul…!Sardar: Phir theek hai, Warna un-parh ki zindgi bhi koi zindgi hai.

Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.

Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.Wah wah! Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha. Raste pe jaa kar dekha

Sardar ka padrosi mr gya wo usky

Sardar ka Padrosi Mr Gya: Wo Usky Ghr Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya? Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gay. sardar: Lo Batao,

Kiss for you….

Kiss for you…. * * ( ‘ “”() Bye * (“( ‘o’, ) bye * (“)(“)(,,) * * Sweet Dreams

Sardar ke ghar guest aa gaye

Sardar Ke Ghar Guest Aa Gaye… Maa Ne Kaha: Jao Baita Ja Ke Mehmanon K Liye Kuch Ley Ke Aao.. Sardar Bahar Gya Or…

Wife to sardartusi raati saathi charhaya cee

wife to sardar:Tusi raati saathi charhaya cee? Sardar: Nai raati tay mein aap e cee..

Ek baar sardar gangubai ke ghar jaata

Ek baar Sardar Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai. Gangubai: Kaun ? Sardar: Main ! Gangubai: Main kaun? Sardar: Tu

A lady was kissing a lion inside

A lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus.. Ring master asked can anyone do this? Sardar: Sala larki se darta kaun

1 srdr ji khali plate mein roti

1 srdr ji khali plate mein roti dubo kr kha rahy the. Waiter ne dkha to pucha:Ap ye kia kr rhe hn? Srdrji:Me mathematician

How can a Sardar kill a lion ?

How can a Sardar kill a lion ? Sardarji thinks and thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I’ll drink poison and let lion

A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab

Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local Sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still

Interviewer can u make a sentence using

Interviewer: Can u make a sentence using green, pink & yellow? Sardar: O yah yah ji y not. My phone rings? GREEN GREEN, I

Sardar comes back 2 his car amp

Sardar comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine" He Writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4

Photo copied the one he had!

One sardar needing two plain paper but he had only one. Do you know what he did? Photo copied the one he had!

Asrdar yar aj mujy ajeeb msg aya

ASrdar: Yar aj mujy ajeeb msg aya or mera mobile off ho gya.. 2nd Srdar: Kya likha tha.? Srdar: Battery low.. 2nd Srdar: mUjy

Can you lend me 2000 rs i

can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar

Sardar raat film vich ik chudail kade

Sardar: Raat film vich ik chudail kade mere aggey, kade mere pichchey… Jeeto: Kehri film si ? Sardar: Apne Shaadi di movie si !

Sardar angraiz se hum ne 1 aisi

Sardar angraiz se: hum ne 1 aisi cheez bnai hai js se insan dewar k aar paar dekh skta hai. Angraiz hairan ho kr

Simple SMS# 1801

How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ? Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.

Ek Sardar Ki maa ki tabiyat kharab thi

Ek Sardar Ki maa ki tabiyat kharab thi. Jab hospital le gaye to doctor ne bola ke inke test honge. Sardar bola inki umar

Ek sardar dusre sequotzara car se bahar

Ek sardar dusre se"zara car se bahar dekhna k indicators r working or nt" dusra bahar dekh kr "haan,nahi,haan,nahi,haan,nahi"…

1 sardar kangal ho gya apni biwi

1 Sardar kangal ho gya Apni biwi se bola. Bachon ko un ki nani k ghr bhej 2 Aur tm apni ma k pas

Sardar1 i am going ka kya

Sardar1 : ‘I am going’ Ka Kya matlab hota hai? Sardar2: Main Ja raha hun.. Sardar1: aise to tera baap b nahi ja saKta

Doctor ur kidney has failed sardar

DOCTOR: Ur Kidney Has Failed! SARDAR: Doctor Wat R U Talking. My Kidney Never Went 2 School Then How It Failed???!!!! …

2 sardars go 4 fishing they catch

2 sardars go 4 fishing. They catch a lot of fish n return to shore. 1st sardar says: "I hope u remember the spot

1 sardar rail ki patri par so

1 sardar Rail ki patri par so raha tha, ADMI : utho kya kar rahy ho mar jaoge. SARDAR : thori dair pehle mere

Sardar english k paper me fail ho

Sardar english k paper me fail ho gaya…!;-( Due to following translations..? 1.Main aam aadmi nahi hoon? (I am not a mango man):-) 2.Sarda

Sardarmango kaisay day rhay ho shopkeeper

Sardar:mango kaisay day rhay ho? Shopkeeper: paison kay. Sardar:mein smjha k shaper mein day rhay ho….

Sardar ko marne k bad bhi aqal nahi ati…

Boy: Maine suna hai is ghar mai jin bhoot aur Rohen rehti hain Sardar: Pata nai mujhe tu khud mare howe 8 sal ho

Chota sardar 2 his father quotbaapu ethay

Chota sardar 2 his father: "Baapu ethay aa ja" His mom: "beta, baapu nu izzat naal bulai da aey" Chota sardar: "baapu, izzat naal

Sardarne ak khob sorat larki ko parpoz

Sardar:Ne Ak Khob Sorat Larki Ko Parpoz Kiya- ‘Aap Mujh S Shadi Karo Gi?’ Larki Ne Gosea S Kaha-‘ Tamiez S Bat Karo- Sardar:

Sardar beta ye kaisi machis lay kar

SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar

Teen sardar party menanay k liyegaeaur bad

teen Sardar party menanay k liye…gae…..aur bad mein yad aya k pepsi lana bhol gaye…ab un mein se aik chotay sardar ko uno nay

Band master :

Band master : Santa ji, aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaana hain, uss hisab se rate lagega? Santa : 2-3 gaa kar

Breaking news atm gulshan e iqbal is jammed

Breaking News ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed & Not In Working Condition . . . Because . . . Sardar’s Wife Put Hair pin

A man phoned amp asked hellois it

A man phoned & asked: Hello,is it 221714? Sardar:Hindi mein bolo. Man:DO-DO-EK-SAT CHODA? Sardar:Nahi sir, TEEN-TEEN-EK-SAT CHODA, 331714. …

1st sardar o yara bike q tez

1st sardar, O yara bike q tez kar di? 2nd sardar, break fail ho gayi hai is se pehley k accident jo jaye jaldi

2 sardar 1staaj mairi salgira hai dil

2 Sardar 1st:aaj mairi salgira hai Dil chahta hai naha loon.2nd: pichly saal b to tum nahae they.1st: han,bus ussi din sy saaf rahny

Yaar kal raat 3 ghante 1 ENGLISH FILM dekhi.,

Sardar: Yaar kal raat 3 ghante 1 ENGLISH FILM dekhi., Na Koi Seen tha, Na Aawaaaz.! Friend: Film ka Naam kya tha.? Sardar: “NO

Sardar ne pent dho k parosan ki

Sardar ne “pent” dho k parosan ki Shalwar k pas sukhne k liye dal di aur awaz di behen je jB tm Shalwar Utarogi

One tourist from usa asked to sardar

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village??? Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!…

I ‘.Miss.’You.’

, -. .- . ‘. I .’ ” . ” , -. .- , -. .- . ‘. I ‘. Miss.’ ” . ”

Aik engraiz nay pind main ailan karwana

Aik engraiz nay pind main ailan karwana tha. Us ko translater nahin mil raha tha. Atlast us ko aik sardar mil gaya. Ab engraiz

Sardar i havent slept all nite in

Sardar I haven’t slept all nite in the train. Friend : Why Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend why did you not changed Sardar :Oye,

Nurse mubarak ho ap k ghar larka

Nurse: Mubarak ho ap k ghar larka pyda hova hai.. Major Sardar: Wa g wa kya technology hai, B.V mere hospital mei hai, ur

A Teacher lecturing on population

A Teacher lecturing on population – In India after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up, we

Sardar tum bike itni taiz q chala

Sardar: Tum bike itni taiz Q chala rahay ho?’ Pathan: ye later urgent dena hai. Sardar: kahan? Pathan: abi adres prhny ka time nahi

Sardar what is the name of

Sardar : What is the name of your car ? Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’. Sardar : Oye

Sardar suffering from cold and was shivering

Sardar suffering from cold and was shivering. His son called a doc. Doc: What happened? Son: Bimari da ta pata nahin per baapu saver

1 sardar jungle sey guzar raha tha

1 Sardar jungle sey guzar raha tha k os ney daikha k 1 sanp drakht par latka hua ha Sardar NIDO v pia kar

“SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI”

Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar Idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe, honge….think… “SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO

Ek sardar doosre se oye yeh sent

Ek Sardar Doosre Sardar Se.. Oye Yeh Sent Message Kya Hota Hai..? Doosra Sardar: Jis Message Mein Khushboo Ho Usse Sent Msg Kehte Ha

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha,umbrella me hole kyu? Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

A sardarji doctor falls in love with

A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister…….

Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi

Sardar Apni Shadi Pe Udaas Tha Sardar Apni Shadi Pe Udaas Tha Kisi Ne Pocha Kya Bat Hai? Sardar: Mere Susral Ne Barat Pe