Sardar SMS Collection

Sardar wo ladki deaf lagti hai main

Sardar: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai. Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai. Dost: Kaise? Sardar: Maine kaha I Luv U,

2 sardar or unki 1 behan bagair

2 Sardar Or UnKi 1 Behan Bagair Ticket Train Me Ja Rahy Thy.. TT Ne Pakar Lia Or UnKi Behan Ko Le Gaya.. .

Ek sardaar ko khoon ki ultiaan aai

Ek sArdaAr Ko khoOn kI ULtiaAn aAi. . . UsnE mEdiCaL Store pEr jA Kr KoNsI Medicine mAngi hOgi? ? ? ? ? ?

Srdar ji agr aapko thand lagti hai

Srdar ji: agr aapko thand lagti hai to aap kya karte hai: Sardar ji: main heater le aato hoon lekin agar aapko phir bhi

Santa & banta sit in a coffee house…

Santa & banta sit in a coffee house… 1st: “Jaldi pee yaar, coffee thandi ho jayegi” 2nd: To kya? 1st: Arre Bevkoof, menu card

How to convert bus into female

How To Convert Bus Into Female ?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Ek sardar train main safar ker reha

ek sardar train main safar ker reha tha,,,sardar ne kuch ziada he kha liya k us ko Toilet jana para,,toilet main gate k samne

A sardar died and went to heaven

A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules here in effect

Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway:

Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway: Apne saath wine and chicken bhi leke jata hain. Koi usko rokta hai or poochta

Sardar bhagwaan ge kal mera priz

Sardar; Bhagwaan Ge Kal Mera Priz Bond Na Niklya Te Mian Tenu Toor Dena E. Pandith ne ye sun liya or us ki jaga

Why does Sardar

Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms? – They think their picture is being taken.

1 sardar kangal ho gya apni biwi

1 Sardar kangal ho gya Apni biwi se bola. Bachon ko un ki nani k ghr bhej 2 Aur tm apni ma k pas

A sardar looking at sky asks another

A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar : Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar replies : Oye ! No idea?Im new

Ek sardar apne dost ki barat k

Ek sardar apne dost ki barat k sth gya,pr zakhmi ho k aya. Ksi ne waja puchi to bola: Barat me Dulhe k bap

One sardar was so kanjus

One Sardar was so kanjus, …. so kanjus …. so kanjus …. so kanjus …. so kanjus …. so kanjus ….. that he went

Judge3rd time u r coming to courtu

Judge:3rd Time U R Coming To Court,U Dnt Hav Shame? SANTA: You Are Coming Daily,U Dnt Hav Shame? …

Sardar soch raha hoon k america ghoom

Sardar: soch raha hoon k America ghoom Aaon, kitnay paisay Lagain gain? Pathan: nahi lagain gain, Sardar:wo kesay? Pathan: sochnay k paisay nahi Lagtay.

While in a drug store

While in a drug store Sardar :I’d like some vitamins for my grandson. Clerk : Sir, vitamin A, B or C? Sardar : Any

1 sardar k ghar me billi rhti

1 sardar k ghar me billi rhti thi sardar billi se tang akr usy kahi chor aya. gar aya to bili ussy pehly ponch

Sardar darakht k opar ulta latka hoa

Sardar: Darakht k opar ulta latka hoa tha. Sardarni: Tu darakht par ulta kyun latka hy. Sardar: Sar dard ki goli khai thi kahin

Ek sardar k sar me chot lag

Ek sardar K Sar Me Chot Lag Gae. Nurse:Is me 7 Tankey Lagen ge. sardar:Kitna Paisa lay ga. Nurse:3000 sardar:Baji sirf Tanka Lagwana Hai

Sardar english k paper me fail ho

Sardar english k paper me fail ho gaya…!;-( Due to following translations..? 1.Main aam aadmi nahi hoon? (I am not a mango man):-) 2.Sarda

A sardars response to the comment

A sardar’s response to the comment, Think about it!: I don’t have to think I’m sardar!…

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha,umbrella me hole kyu? Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

Doctor ne sardar k lun ka opration

Doctor ne Sardar K LUN ka Opration ker k Uss ki Jaga Hathi k Bache ki Soond laga di . 2 Month baad Sardar

Sardar amrud bech rha tha 1

Sardar amrud bech rha tha.. . 1 admi aya or bola, Sardar g agr amrud me kira nikla to? Sardar: To saaf baat hai…

Sardar karri kha raha tha ek

Sardar karri kha raha tha ek makhi usme beth gai, Sardar usay ura k bola: ‘Chal hat pagli yeh woh nahi jo tu samhaj

Teachercan you spell a word that

Teacher:Can You Spell A Word That Has More Than 100 Letters In It? Sardar:Post Office…

Reporter sardar ji ye batayen k plateform

Reporter: sardar ji ye batayen k plateform par kharay sikh kaise maray? Sardar: ek elan hua k train plateform par aa rahi hai, to

One day a sardarji talking with his friend…

One day a sardarji talking with his friend… Sardarji: We have to learn telugu within 6 months or we will not be able to

Chota sardar 2 his father quotbaapu ethay

Chota sardar 2 his father: "Baapu ethay aa ja" His mom: "beta, baapu nu izzat naal bulai da aey" Chota sardar: "baapu, izzat naal

Sardar oye kya kar rahe ho

Sardar: Oye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?? : Pathan: Iss Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kar Raha Hoon! : Sardar: Wo Kyun?? : Pathan: Wo Jab

Judge why are you arrested sardar for

Judge: why are you arrested? Sardar: for shopping early. Judge: well, that’s not a crime. Anyway how early were you shopping? Sardar: before the

Man sardarji aapke pas mobile hai to

Man: Sardarji Aapke pas MOBILE hai to phir apne LETTER kyon bheja..? Santa: oye mene tujhe Phone kiya tha per andar se awaaz aai

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house… still he was in jail…….why? coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff

Nurse 2 sardarsardar g apka heart fail

Nurse 2 sardar.Sardar g apka heart fail hua he. Sardar:hahahaha WHAT A JOKE mera heart to school b nhn jata.

I ‘.Miss.’You.’

, -. .- . ‘. I .’ ” . ” , -. .- , -. .- . ‘. I ‘. Miss.’ ” . ”

Techrjo mre swal ka jwab dega wo

Techr:jo mre swal ka jwab dega wo ghr ja skta hy sardar ne apna bsta khrki se bahr phenk diya techr ye ks ne

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people form a burning house …. still he was in jail …. …. .y? Because all the 6

Air hostess aap 1 gante me 4bar

Air Hostess: Aap 1 Gante Me 4bar Toilet Gaye! R U OK? Kya Aap Ko Chein Nahi Hai? SARDAR: ?Chain? Hai Par Khulti Nahi

Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.

Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy. Sardar1 : Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2 : Aaho, truck number bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

Can you lend me 2000 rs i

can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar

Sir what is the diffrence between

Sir ; what is the diffrence between orange and apple ? Sardar ; Colour of orange is orange, but colour of apple is not

Pathan aik uunchi pahari per char ker

Pathan aik uunchi pahari per char ker betha kitab parh raha tha : . . . . Kisi ne pucha kya ker rahe ho??

Sardar at an art gallery

Sardar at an art gallery “I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call a modern art?” Art Dealer, “I beg your pardon

Million soldiers to protect a country,

It takes thousand workers to build a castle, Million soldiers to protect a country, But just one woman to make a Happy Home! Let’s

Sardar samose k andar ka masala kha

SARDAR: Samose k andar ka masala kha raha tha? DOST: Yeh kia kar rahay ho? SARDAR: Doctor ne mujhe bahar ka khana mana kia

Shadi me khana khula shadi me

shadi me khana khula Shadi Me Khana Khula sardar Ko Plate Nhi Mili sardar Apni Jholi Me Khana Dalne Lga Logon Ne Pocha Ye

A sardar his wife filed an

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce. Judge asked : How will you divide, you have 3 children? Sardar replied :

Sardar at court:

Sardar at court: judge: this is the 3rd time u r coming to court, aren’t u ashamed? Sardar: You are coming daily, u should

1 sardar jungle se guzae raha tha

1 sardar jungle se guzae raha tha. us ne dekha ke aik saanp darakht se lataka huwa hai. Sardar; doodh bhi piya karo sirf

Ardar writes 2 ill gates abt pc

?ardar writes 2 ?ill gates abt PC and windows problems: 1.My child learned MS WORD now he wants MS SENTENCE 2.I find only RE-CYCLE

Wifeplease bike taze na chalao mujhey dar

Wife:Please bike taze na chalao mujhey dar lag raha hay. Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay to meri tarah ankhein band kar

Sardaar doc saab mein chashma laga ke

Sardaar: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke par to sakoon ga? Doctor: Haan, bilkul. Sardaar: To phir theek hai doc saab varna un-par aadmi

Ek jagah par likha tha ke 10

ek jagah par likha tha ke 10 rupay main jitne be naam khao sardar ne itne naan khae ke wo chal bi nai sakta

Band master :

Band master : Santa ji, aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaana hain, uss hisab se rate lagega? Santa : 2-3 gaa kar

Sardar jadon meri navi shadi hui menu

Sardar: Jadon meri navi navi shadi hui, menu meri biwi inni s0hni lagdi c k dil karda c kha hi jaawan. Friend:’Aur ab?’ Sardar:.

“Don’t call me now”.

Sardar petrol pump gaya,wahan usne ek board pe likha dekha, “Don’t use mobile here”. Sardarji ne mobile nikala or har dost ko phone kar

Breaking news atm gulshan e iqbal is jammed

Breaking News ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed & Not In Working Condition . . . Because . . . Sardar’s Wife Put Hair pin

Eik sardar ja rha tha raste mein

Eik sardar ja rha tha raste mein 1board nazar aaya likha tha ‘PARHNE WALA GADHA’ sardar ko ghussa charha Mita ke likh dia’ LIKHNE

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please give me a fancy number!!!

Sardar: What is my exam number…??? Teacher: Its 438625. Sardar: I paid Rs.1000 for exam, please give me a fancy number!!!

A sardar as a director u should

A Sardar as a Director: U should jump 2 da swimingpool 4rm 100 ft height. Actor: i don’t know swiming. Sardar Director: Oye dn’t

Sardarni sardar ko doctor k pas ley

Sardarni, sardar ko doctor k pas ley kar gai. Doctor: main ney ye medicin likh di hai ye ap ney doodh k sath khilani

Train chali sardar ji 1 dibbe mai

Train chali, Sardar ji 1 dibbe mai char gaye.. TT bola: kyun paa ji, nazar nhe aate, ye ladies ka dibba hai. Sardar ji:

Sardar to his wif kitni bar kaha

Sardar to his wif, Kitni bar kaha he shalwar mai nala dho ke dala karo is waja se aj muje pedal chalna par gaya

1 sardar ne aag bhujane k leyea

1 SARDAR NE AAG BHUJANE K LEYEA PHOONK MARI TU OSKE PEECHAY SE HAWA NIKLE ! ! DOBARA PHOONK MARTA HY TO PER NEKAL

Nurse gave a newborn baby to sardar

Nurse gave a newborn baby to sardar. He screamed with joy: "Oye Puttar hua hai! Puttar hua hai!" Nurse shouted: "Abay andhe! Larki hui

Master duniya gol hai sardar aap

Master: Duniya Gol hai. Sardar: Aap kehtay hain to maan laita hoon… Warna mera Abba tu kehta hai k… Duniya Bari ‘PEHN CHOD’ hai…!

Why did 18 Sardarjis go to a movie?

– Why did 18 Sardarjis go to a movie? – Because below 18 was not allowed.

Aaj Powder Denge To Kal Sala Lipstick maangay ga..:

Salesman: Sir, aap Cockroch k Liye Powder Loge Kya? Sardar: Cokroach Ko Itna Laad Pyar Nai Karte. Aaj Powder Denge To Kal Sala Lipstick

Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya

Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya … Mechanic – Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ? Sardar – Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal

Aik sardar ne road per khari car

Aik Sardar ne road per khari car k neechay kutty ko leta howa dekha, To kutty ko dum se khencha or kaha . .

Girl ye pars pakrro kholna naime abi

Girl: Ye pars pakrro, Kholna nai,me abi ai, . Sardar ne khola us me Rubr ka LUN Nikla, . Girl(Wapsi par): Khola to nai

Aik engraiz nay pind main ailan karwana

Aik engraiz nay pind main ailan karwana tha. Us ko translater nahin mil raha tha. Atlast us ko aik sardar mil gaya. Ab engraiz

Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi

Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi ne poocha kya bat hai? Sardar: Mere susral ne Barat pe thoray logon ka kaha hai. Pata

Boss asked sardar to buy 2 corner

Boss asked SARDAR to buy 2 CORNER Tickets for a Movie to watch with his Girlfriend. Sardar bought 2 corner tickets . . .

Sardar orders pizza waiter sir shud

Sardar orders Pizza. Waiter: Sir shud I cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces? Sardar: 4 Hi kar de, 8 khaye nahi

one day ek sardar khaana kha raha tha…

one day ek sardar khaana kha raha tha… – – – – – – – – – – – – Abe kya hai sardar

Man to Sardar:

Man to Sardar: tell me,what is the meaning of SMS? Sardar angrily said, i know – it means.. S – Sardaron ke M –

Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

In Bio practical: Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it’s legs only? Sardar :I don’t know. Examiner: You failed, what’s

1 sardar interview k liya gaya

1 Sardar Interview K Liya Gaya, Officer: ‘Tum Kitne Bhai Behen Ho? Sardar : 9 Officer: ‘Un Men Tumhara Konsa Number Hai ? Sardar

2 sardars were fighting after exam sir

2 sardars were fighting after exam. Sir: Y r u fighting? 1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank, Sir: So what? 1

Aik srdr xamz mai billi le kr

Aik s@rd@r XamZ MAI BiLLI lE Kr ja rAha thA? Kis nE PocHa xmAz mE BILI KU le kR JA rahE? S@rd@r:yAr tenO Ni

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn’t turns up for four days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I’m coming daily since

Sardar dukhi tha kisi ne pocha

Sardar dukhi tha, kisi ne pocha Kun tension me ho? Sardar: Yar ek dost ko plastic surgery k liye 2 lakh diye the, ab

Sardar raised his bat on scoring 35

Sardar raised his bat on scoring 35 runs Sachin asks him"It’s not a 50 or 100". Srdr says"ONLY a graduate can understand the importance

How can u identify a sardar in

How can u identify a sardar in classroom ? try . . . . . think? very simple . . . . just see

Ek larki sardar se takrai aur boli

Ek lArKi saRdAr sE tAkRaI aUr bOli: I aM sOrrY. SarDar: I aM diLgEeT sInGh NyC 2 mEEt yOu mIss sOrrY …=P;-> (,”) CuTe

Sardar ki tang main geri chot lag

sardar ki tang main geri chot lag gaya tha NURSE:is main 10 tanke lagenge SARDAR:kitna kharcha hoga NURSE: 3000 SARDAR tanka lagwana he karhayi

Sardar ji se kisi ne pocha

Sardar ji se kisi ne pocha: sardarji aqal bari ya bhens? sardar ji kafi dair sochte rahe phir kaha: ‘o pa ji… dono ki

Shaadi mein khana khula sardar ko plate

Shaadi mein Khana Khula: Sardar Ko Plate Nahi Mili. Sardar Apni Jholi Main Khana Daalne Laga. Logon ne Poocha Ye Kya? Sardar: Daagh To

Y do sardarjee keeps an empty bottte

Y dO SArdArjeE kEepS aN eMptY bOttTe iN a FriDgE? ? ? ? ? aNy Guesses? ? ? ? COz itS fOr tHeM wHo

Why do Sardars have see-through lunch box lids?

Why do Sardars have see-through lunch box lids? So that when they’re on the train they can tell if they’re going to work or

Teacher sabaq phir parh0 sadaqat ka amanat

Teacher: sabaq phir parh0 Sadaqat ka Amanat ka Shujaat ka Sardar: lo kar lo bat! Apna yad hota nhi or sadaqat amanat aur shujaat

Ek sardar ko exam main koi sawal

Ek Sardar ko Exam main Koi Sawal Nahi Aata Tha: Sardar Ne Har Sawal K Neeche ||||||||||||||| Is Tarha Ki Lines Laga Kar Neche

Agar sadaron kee char tangein hoti to

Agar Sadaron Kee Char Tangein Hoti To Kya Hota? Its Simple?Phir Un Mein Aur Bandron Mein Ziada Farq Naheen Rahey Gha? …

In maths exam sardar was dancing instead

In maths exam sardar was dancing instead of writing GUESS Y? Becoz someone told him that there r marks 4 EVERY STEP! :)…

Sardar g hath mein cycle pakray huwy

Sardar G hath mein cycle pakray huwy bhag rha tha kisi ne aaawaz di: sardar G 1 Cup Cha pee jao. Sardar: Mery kol