Sardar SMS Collection

Doctor ur kidney has failed sardar

DOCTOR: Ur Kidney Has Failed! SARDAR: Doctor Wat R U Talking. My Kidney Never Went 2 School Then How It Failed???!!!! …

2 sardars go 4 fishing they catch

2 sardars go 4 fishing. They catch a lot of fish n return to shore. 1st sardar says: "I hope u remember the spot

1 sardar rail ki patri par so

1 sardar Rail ki patri par so raha tha, ADMI : utho kya kar rahy ho mar jaoge. SARDAR : thori dair pehle mere

Sardar english k paper me fail ho

Sardar english k paper me fail ho gaya…!;-( Due to following translations..? 1.Main aam aadmi nahi hoon? (I am not a mango man):-) 2.Sarda

Sardarmango kaisay day rhay ho shopkeeper

Sardar:mango kaisay day rhay ho? Shopkeeper: paison kay. Sardar:mein smjha k shaper mein day rhay ho….

Sardar ko marne k bad bhi aqal nahi ati…

Boy: Maine suna hai is ghar mai jin bhoot aur Rohen rehti hain Sardar: Pata nai mujhe tu khud mare howe 8 sal ho

Chota sardar 2 his father quotbaapu ethay

Chota sardar 2 his father: "Baapu ethay aa ja" His mom: "beta, baapu nu izzat naal bulai da aey" Chota sardar: "baapu, izzat naal

Sardarne ak khob sorat larki ko parpoz

Sardar:Ne Ak Khob Sorat Larki Ko Parpoz Kiya- ‘Aap Mujh S Shadi Karo Gi?’ Larki Ne Gosea S Kaha-‘ Tamiez S Bat Karo- Sardar:

Sardar beta ye kaisi machis lay kar

SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar

Teen sardar party menanay k liyegaeaur bad

teen Sardar party menanay k liye…gae…..aur bad mein yad aya k pepsi lana bhol gaye…ab un mein se aik chotay sardar ko uno nay

Band master :

Band master : Santa ji, aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaana hain, uss hisab se rate lagega? Santa : 2-3 gaa kar

Breaking news atm gulshan e iqbal is jammed

Breaking News ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed & Not In Working Condition . . . Because . . . Sardar’s Wife Put Hair pin

A man phoned amp asked hellois it

A man phoned & asked: Hello,is it 221714? Sardar:Hindi mein bolo. Man:DO-DO-EK-SAT CHODA? Sardar:Nahi sir, TEEN-TEEN-EK-SAT CHODA, 331714. …

1st sardar o yara bike q tez

1st sardar, O yara bike q tez kar di? 2nd sardar, break fail ho gayi hai is se pehley k accident jo jaye jaldi

2 sardar 1staaj mairi salgira hai dil

2 Sardar 1st:aaj mairi salgira hai Dil chahta hai naha loon.2nd: pichly saal b to tum nahae they.1st: han,bus ussi din sy saaf rahny

Yaar kal raat 3 ghante 1 ENGLISH FILM dekhi.,

Sardar: Yaar kal raat 3 ghante 1 ENGLISH FILM dekhi., Na Koi Seen tha, Na Aawaaaz.! Friend: Film ka Naam kya tha.? Sardar: “NO

Sardar ne pent dho k parosan ki

Sardar ne “pent” dho k parosan ki Shalwar k pas sukhne k liye dal di aur awaz di behen je jB tm Shalwar Utarogi

One tourist from usa asked to sardar

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village??? Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!…

I ‘.Miss.’You.’

, -. .- . ‘. I .’ ” . ” , -. .- , -. .- . ‘. I ‘. Miss.’ ” . ”

Aik engraiz nay pind main ailan karwana

Aik engraiz nay pind main ailan karwana tha. Us ko translater nahin mil raha tha. Atlast us ko aik sardar mil gaya. Ab engraiz

Sardar i havent slept all nite in

Sardar I haven’t slept all nite in the train. Friend : Why Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend why did you not changed Sardar :Oye,

Nurse mubarak ho ap k ghar larka

Nurse: Mubarak ho ap k ghar larka pyda hova hai.. Major Sardar: Wa g wa kya technology hai, B.V mere hospital mei hai, ur

A Teacher lecturing on population

A Teacher lecturing on population – In India after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up, we

Sardar tum bike itni taiz q chala

Sardar: Tum bike itni taiz Q chala rahay ho?’ Pathan: ye later urgent dena hai. Sardar: kahan? Pathan: abi adres prhny ka time nahi

Sardar what is the name of

Sardar : What is the name of your car ? Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’. Sardar : Oye

Sardar suffering from cold and was shivering

Sardar suffering from cold and was shivering. His son called a doc. Doc: What happened? Son: Bimari da ta pata nahin per baapu saver

1 sardar jungle sey guzar raha tha

1 Sardar jungle sey guzar raha tha k os ney daikha k 1 sanp drakht par latka hua ha Sardar NIDO v pia kar

“SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI”

Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar Idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe, honge….think… “SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO

Ek sardar doosre se oye yeh sent

Ek Sardar Doosre Sardar Se.. Oye Yeh Sent Message Kya Hota Hai..? Doosra Sardar: Jis Message Mein Khushboo Ho Usse Sent Msg Kehte Ha

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha,umbrella me hole kyu? Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

A sardarji doctor falls in love with

A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister…….

Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi

Sardar Apni Shadi Pe Udaas Tha Sardar Apni Shadi Pe Udaas Tha Kisi Ne Pocha Kya Bat Hai? Sardar: Mere Susral Ne Barat Pe

Wife mere iraday baray neek hain aap

Wife mere iraday baray neek hain, aap 1000 mai ek hain. Sardar: mera dimag bara taiz hai, pehlay ye bata baki 999 kon hai?

Sardar gifted a card 2 his dad

Sardar gifted a card 2 his dad On his birthday with a sher “Phool bahut hai par gulab jaisa koi nahi Mere baap to

Frnd truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyun ho

Frnd: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyun ho? Sardar: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise us ko

Sardar wz running vry fast to his

sardar wz running vry fast to his home instead of using his vehicle When he reached home his wife angrly said: ?ardar g, car

Hi! I am sardar,

A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party: Hi! I am sardar, this is my sardarni, he is my kid, & she

Yoon khaali palkein jhuka dene se neend

Yoon Khaali Palkei’n Jhuka Dene Se Neend Nahi Aati Sotey Wohi Log Hyb Jin k Liye Koi Jaag Raha Hota Hy…

Apne ghar ki aik chez ginta hon

Apne ghar ki aik aik chez ginta hon main ‘FARAZ’............................IK TERE ANE SE PEHLE…IK TERE jane k baad 😉

Chikni choot pe lund phisal gaya thatte

chikni chikni choot pe lund phisal gaya thatte paereshan ho gai lund gaya to kidar gaya

Sardar to his wifebegum shadi de baad

sardar to his wife:Begum, shadi de baad tuanoo kis raat bara maza aya see? Wife: Jis raat tusi Delhi gae see….

What is unicorn ek singh

What Is Unicorn? Ek Singh …

Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein”Delivery Free” hai.

Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai…….. Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein”Delivery

Sardar g ko invitation mila k aap

Sardar g ko invitation mila k aap ne party mein red tie pehan k ana hai. Sardar g party puhnchy to dekha K K

A sardar was driving car zigzag ampamp

A Sardar was driving car zigzag & rashly. Traffic cop caught him. Sardar: Sir I am learnng drivng Cop: Without instructor? Sardar: Ye correspondance

Old man school ke principle se

Old man school ke principle se: Zara raja ko bula dein. Principle: Aap kon? Old man: Mein us ka dada. Princple: Woh chutti le

He didn’t know which “one” came first…

Why couldn’t the Sardar write the number “eleven”? He didn’t know which “one” came first…

Sardar doctor se oye dr tenu taankay

Sardar Doctor Se: Oye Dr. Tenu Taankay Laanay Aanday Ne ?? Doctor: Haan je, Dasso Kithay Lanay Ne ?? Sardar : Ay zra Meri

India me ek ajeeb o gareeb sms hai

India me ek Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hai, Bolta B hai Chalta B hai Khata B hai Monchen hen us ki Pagri pehnta hai Naam hai

A lady was kissing a lion inside

A lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus.. Ring master asked can anyone do this? Sardar: Sala larki se darta kaun

Sardar aaj maine pani ko ullu bana

Sardar- Aaj maine pani ko ullu bana diya Friend- pani ko ullu?Wo Kaise?Sardar- Oye!Subah maine pani Garam Kiya aur THANDE PANI SE NAHA LIYA.

While walking in the highlands sardar fell

While walking in the highlands Sardar fell down a deep hole. Frnd: R u ok? Sardar: Yeah! Frnd: Did u break anything? Sardar: No,

A sardar was running with his pregnent

A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais

A Sardar Beautiful Girl,

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl : “STUPID what r u doing?” Sardar : “B.Com final year”

How can a Sardar kill a lion ?

How can a Sardar kill a lion ? Sardarji thinks and thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I’ll drink poison and let lion

: Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu

Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf…kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti. Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab

Sardar ki tang main geri chot lag

sardar ki tang main geri chot lag gaya tha NURSE:is main 10 tanke lagenge SARDAR:kitna kharcha hoga NURSE: 3000 SARDAR tanka lagwana he karhayi

Teaacher jis admi ko sunai nai detausey

Teaacher: Jis admi ko Sunai nai deta,usey English mai kya kehty hain? Sardar student: Sir, jo marzi aakh lo,onu kerha sunda wa 😀

After reading the form filled by an

After Reading The Form Filled By An Sardar Applicand.. The Employer Said: ?We Do Have An? Opening For U? Sardar: Wat is it? Employer:

Judge3rd time u r coming to courtu

Judge:3rd Time U R Coming To Court,U Dnt Hav Shame? SANTA: You Are Coming Daily,U Dnt Hav Shame? …

1 sardar musium gaya wahan uss se

1 Sardar musium gaya, wahan uss se 1 Statue toot gaya, OFFICER: you have broken a 5000 years old statue, Sardar: Thank God Main

Sardar ne aik raha chalti ajnabi larki

Sardar ne aik raha chalti ajnabi larki se kaha: Aap ne Pehchana muj ko? Lrki: Nai Sardar: Me wohi hun jis ko aap ne

Girl ye pars pakrro kholna naime abi

Girl: Ye pars pakrro, Kholna nai,me abi ai, . Sardar ne khola us me Rubr ka LUN Nikla, . Girl(Wapsi par): Khola to nai

Sardar school main 1 black or white

Sardar school main 1 black or 1 white shoes pehn aya Sir: Gher wapis jao or change kr k aao Sardar: koi faida nai

BEDROOM 2NITE

._I__I_, (_£___=——/ ._I__I_, —-\—- ,––=____/7 (_£___=——/ ._I__I_, D0 I HAVE PERMISI0N TO MAKE AN EMERGENCY LANDIN IN UR BEDROOM 2NITE

2009 ka super hit sms

2009 Ka Super Hit SMS! . SardaR bathroom main betha tha. Samney likha tha Paani ka zyaada istmaal karien. . Wo . 3 lotty

Sardars essay on cow he is

Sardar’s essay on cow: He is d cow. He has got 4 legs 2gether. 2 r 4ward & 2 aftrwards. It gives milk wich

Teachr ne shrab k nuqsan class ko

Teachr ne SHRAB k nuqsan class ko bataye. 1 KEERA SHRAB me dala toh mar gya Teachr askd:"Ap Ne Kia Sekha." Sardar: "SHRAB pene

Sardar begum apni shadi nu 5 saal

Sardar:- Begum apni shadi nu 5 saal ho gy, Tenu Pyar da sb tu ziada maza kis din aaya?? Wife:- Sharmate hue, ‘Tussi Us

Train mai ek husband apni wife say

Train mai ek husband apni wife say: ‘tujh say shadi kar k pachta raha hoon.’ ‘dil karta hai tujhe kutttay k aagay daal doon’

Sardar comes back 2 his car amp

Sardar comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine" He Writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4

4 sardaron ne mil k petrol pump

4 Sardaron ne mil k petrol pump khola. 1 B customer nahi Q? Petrol pump was on 1st floor. Phir charon ne usi floor

Sardar beta ye kaisi machis lay kar

SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi.? SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar

Driver sardar ji petrol muk geya aey

Driver: Sardar ji petrol muk geya aey gadi aggey nai ja sakdi…! Sardar ji: ohhoho! Chalo koi gal nai wapas morr lo…. ;-> …

Ak sardar ki maan tabiyat kharab thi

Ak sardar ki maan ki tabiyat kharab thi. Jab hospital le gaye to doctor ne bola k TEST hon ge, sadar bola, in ki

Sardar dr se tuanu tankay lanay anday

Sardar DR. se Tuanu tankay lanay anday ne? Dr: han g. Daso kithay lanay ne? Sardar: meri juti nu la de. …

A man asked sardarji why manmohan singh

A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM

Sardar ji and his wife applied for

Sardar ji and his wife applied for divorce in the court Judge asked:how would u divide ur kids? u have 3 kids Sardar ji

How can a Sardar kill a lion ?

How can a Sardar kill a lion ? Sardarji thinks and thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I’ll drink poison and let lion

Sardar watching star tv

Sardar watching star tv bech mein advertise aaya,”aap dekh rahe hein star tv”. Sardar jee bole,”oye! in ko kese paat chala ke mein star

Aek sardar apne dost k sath kahin

Aek sardar apne dost k sath kahin ja raha tha… RASTAY main aek kawway(crow) ne sardar ki shirt pe bit kardi… sardar k dost

1 sardar sheeshay k saamne beth kr

1 sardar sheeshay k saamne beth kr study krta tha Why? Bcoz of 3 reasons: Dobara revision na krna pare Apne ooper nazar rahe

_________8″=,,88,

_________8″=,,88, _____8″”=””8’__”88a88′ .._.;88m a8___,8″”_”8 __”8″‘__”88″__A”_____8; ___”8,__”8___8_______”8, ____”8___8,__8,_______”8 _____8,__”8,_”8,_______8, _____”8,__”8,_”8mm””””””8m. ______”8,am888i”‘___ 3,mm” ______,8″___8″__ 3.m888″ _____,88P””””” 3I888888 ________________”I888_ __________________”I8, ___________________”I8 ____________________”I8_ ________,mmeem.m””i,_I8″”__,mmeem,’. _______m””____._”8.8_I8__,8″___.__”88 ______i8__._’__,mi””8I8_,8_._’__,8″_88 ______88.’_,mm””____”8I88″m,,mm'” 8

A sardar sent rs100 unsigned cheque to

A sardar sent Rs.100 unsigned cheque to PM’s Flood Relief Fund n Wrote.. "Cheque is unsigned b’coz, I dont want any Publicity". ;->…

Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati.

Sardar : Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend : Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai. Sardar : Wo

Ek sradar sochta raha saari zindagi

ek sradar sochta raha. sochta raha. sochta raha. saari zindagi sochta raha aur sochtay sochtay hi mar gaya k meri behan k 3 bhai

Sardaro tere result da ki banya pappumiss

Sardar:O tere result da ki banya? Pappu:Miss kendi aey es class wich 1 sal hor laggay ga? Sardar:Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par fail

Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.

Sardar : Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend : Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai. Sardar : Wo

Sardar was writing something very slowly.

Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked : Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar : I’m writing to my 6 yr old

Sardar kal mary papa kunwen me gir

Sardar :kal mary papa kunwen me gir gaye,boht chila rhy thy. Dost:ab kasy hain wo? Srdr:theek he hon gy,subha se kunwen se koi awaz

Ek kuttay ki dum katti hui thi

Ek kUtTaY Ki dUm kAtTi hUi tHi Ek sArdaAr Ne uSaY Rok kEr pOchA . . . . . . . . . CuttiNg

Teacher batao daryaaft or ejaad me kya

Teacher: Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad me kya farq hai? Sardar: Mere baap ne meri Maa ko Daryaft kya . or phir. Dono ne mil

Angrez officer elaan kr raha tha aur

Angrez officer elaan kr raha tha aur sardar translate kar rha tha. O PEOPLE Oye Bagerto IT IS ANNOUNCED HARDLY Sakhti nal elaan keta

Apple juice mango tarbuz badam khajoor

APPLE Juice MANGO Juice TARBUZ Juice BADAM Juice KHAJOOR Juice BANANA Juice Agr in mein se kuch nahi pasand to, ANGOOTHA Chooooos. Kanjoos. Sms

A shaikh calls to a newspaper office

A Shaikh calls to a Newspaper office & asks: Mera baap mar gia hai NEWS lagwani hai, charges kia hongay? Np:Rs50per word. Shaikh: Oh

Theres a funeral procession of sardar going

There’s a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars in the ‘mayyat’ are dancing the bhangra and singing

Sardarni kal raat 3 chor aaye aur

Sardarni: kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale gaye.Sardar: tumne unhe roka nahi?Sardarni: bahot roka par bole ab aur taakat nahi

Aik sardar k pas kawacrow thawo bht

Aik sardar k pas kawa(crow) tha,wo bht soft tha. Batao sardar ne apnay kaway ka kia nam rakha hoga. Socho socho. Microsoft My-crow-soft..!!

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha,umbrella me hole kyu? Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega. Copy to clipboard