Ek sardar ki dead body mili police

Ek Sardar Ki Dead Body MiLi

Police Ne Jab us K Frnd Se Pocha Ye Kesay Hua?

To Us Ne Jawab dia:JANAB Sardar G Ne Ek Haseen Larki Ko Kaha K Main Apna Dil Tumhain Dena Chahta Hon

Magr Badqismati se Wo Dracula Thi Us Ne Waqi Dil Nikal Lia”…

Sardar doc saab mein chashma laga ke

Sardar: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke parh to sakoon ga?

Doc: Haan, bilkul.

Sardar: To phir theek hai doc saab warna Anparh aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.

Sardar 2 his son puttar ja

Sardar 2 his son:

puttar ja 1 glas pani ly k aa. Son:

Sorry aba me ni ja skda.

2nd son:

aba ay te hy hi bagiart,

ja tu aap e pee aa…! :.

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Aik aadmi bakrian chura raha tha

Aik aadmi bakrian chura raha tha

Sardar

vey bakrian kithe le challa en?

Admi

inhen school chorne ja raha hun

sarDar

menu pagal samjhia e?

Aj te sunday ae.

Sardar g was askd what

Sardar G wAs aSkd ,

What iS A AduLt Joke?

Reply cAme

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Any Joke Which Iz EighteEn yEaRs Old. . ….

A sardar g was without a shirt

A sardar G was without a shirt.

His friend say: ?wah sardar G, bari fit

Chest a tuhadi: sardar proudly replies:

Oye! Hallay tay tu apni parjaaii dee nahi vekhi!

4 students 1 from harvard oxford texas

4 Students

1 From HARVARD

1 From OXFORD

1 TEXAS

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Sardar G From dehli UNVRSITY

1 Comon Ques:

Wat Is Da Fastest Thing In World?

OXF: Light

HRVD: Thought

TEXAS:Blink Of an Eye

Sardar:Loose Motions

Bcoz

Last Night I Was Lying On My Bed &

B4 I Could ‘Blink’,’Think’ Or ‘Turn On Da Lights’

It Was All Over!

Teacher titanic kaise doba

Teacher : titanic kaise doba ??

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Sardar : DUBUK

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DUBUK

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BUDUK

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BUDUK . . .

BUDUK . . .

BUDUK . . .

GUrr . . .

Gurr gurr gurr

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PUCHIK !:

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GRUM

2 habshi aur aik sardar picnic manany

2 habshi aur aik sardar picnic manany gaya.rasty mein un ko aik bottle mili.unon nay us ka dhakan khola to jin bahir aya aur un say pocha k apni aik aik wish btao mein who pori karon ga.2 kaly doston ne apni apni wish btai

1st.mera rang white kar do.jin ne us ka rang white kar diya

2nd ne b yahi wish ki to jin ne us ko b white kar diya

sardar khara muskra raha tha jin ne us say us ki wish pochi to sardar ne kaha

in dono ko phir se kala kar do hahahahahahaha geo pathan

Sardar office ja rha tha biwi

SARDAR:

Office Ja Rha Tha.

Biwi Pyar Se Boli:

‘See U In The Evening.’

SARDAR Gusse Se:

‘Dhamki Kise De Rhi Hai

Mai B Tujhe Dekh Loonga,

Ek admi ki ammi ke nic per

Ek admi ki ammi ke NIC per beva likh diya gaya,

woh admi gusse mein apne abba ke saath Nadra ke office gaya or SARDAR manager ko bola isse sahi karke do, SARDAR manager ne pistol nikali or uske abba ko mar diya,

or bola yeh lo sahi ho gaya….

Sardar exam me larki ki naqal kr

Sardar exam me larki ki naqal kr raha tha

Exminer ne sardar ko utha kr door bitha dia

us ne jawab k end me likha

baqia hissa shabana k paper me mulahiza frmaen

Srdar to police muje fone pe

Srdar to police:

Muje Fone pe Qatal ki dhamkian mil rhi hain.

Police: kon hy wo?

Srdar:

P.T.C.L wale’ Kehte hain bill nhi bhara to ‘Kaat Dengay’

Admi yar ye aaho kon log boltay

Admi: Yar ye ‘Aaho’ kon Log boltay hain

Sardar:Bhai ye Jo Paindu unparh jahil gawar Log hotay hain wo boltay Hn

Admi:Acha Aap Perhay Likhay hain

Sardar:Aaho’

Pathan bhabi ka kya nam hai

Pathan: Bhabi ka kya nam hai?

Sardar: Google!!!

Pathan: Ye kesa nam hai???

Sardar: Sawal ek kro, jawab 10 milty hain..!!!

Sardarji was standing in front of the

Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes

closed.

His wife asked what you are doing?

He said-I’m seeing how I look while sleeping

Sardar saw a very high ufone tower

Sardar saw a very high Ufone tower & Red light glowing on the top.

Seeing this he said” Pak is developing fast see there r trafic signals for aeroplanE in air

Sardar went to see a gal for

Sardar went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time Sardar asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?

Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye si.

Aik srdar jb b kapre dhone lagta

aik srdar jb b kapre dhone lagta to barish hone lag jati,ek din taiz dhoop nikli hui thi, srdar jaldi jaldi shop se surf lene gya,udhar se phir badal a gaye,srdar badal se,KIDHAR??me te nimko len aya wa..SAJJAD ASLAM

Sardar on phone:

Sardar on phone:
“Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…

Sardar oye tera wiyah ho gya

Sardar: Oye Tera wiyah ho gya?

Friend: Aahoo

Sardar: Kuri nal?

Friend: Hor ki munde nal v hunda a?

Sardar: Aahoo…. Meri pehn da te Munde nal hoya a….:-D

Ek sardar apnay betay k sath lakriyan

Ek sardar apnay betay k sath lakriyan kaatnay

jangal gaya. Wapsi mein rasta bhool gaya.

Sardar ghussay se apne betay ko maarnay laga aur bola

tu to ghar ja!!!

Sardar to boss muje apki beti

Sardar to boss:

Muje apki beti se shadi krni hy

Boss:Teri incom to usk toilet paper b afford nhi kr skti

Sardar : uffff itny potiii karty ha

Once there was a meeting of all

Once there was a meeting of all the Sardar freedom fighters. They were planning for free Punjab. Santa Singh raised a point, “Oh. We’ll get Punjab from India but how would we develop it?” That was a difficult question indeed.

Suddenly Banta Singh replied, “No problem! We’ll attack USA, it would take over us and then we would be a state of USA and we’ll automatically get developed.”

All the Sardars became happy on this very simple solution but an old Sardar did not utter a single word. Someone asked him why he wasn’t happy. The Sardar replied, usa-map“OH! THAT’S ALLRIGHT BUT…WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE WE TAKE OVER USA?”

Gabbar sikh arey o saamba

Gabbar . Sikh:

Arey O Saamba! Ye Kon LoG hain Jo Sms ka Jawab Nahi Dete…?

Saamba:

Sardar yeh Woh LoG hain Jo Miss Call k bad bhi balance Check Karte hen.

India mein sardar k janazey py sardarni

India mein Sardar k janazey py sardarni rotay huvy:

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Ve tu othey tur gaya aen jithey diva na batti

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Ve tu othey tur gaya aen jithey

Bijli na pani

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Ve tu othey tur gaya aen jithey aata na rooti

Beta Maa sy:

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Amma kidrey Abba ‘Pakistan’ ty nai tur gaya.:!

A sardar was dancing in the mid

A sardar was dancing in the mid street.

All the traffic was disturbed when finally a

Cop approached him and asked

Why the hell u r dancing on the street?

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Sardar oye kya kar rahe ho

Sardar: Oye Kya Kar Rahe Ho??

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Pathan: Iss Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kar Raha Hoon!

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Sardar: Wo Kyun??

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Pathan: Wo Jab Bara Ho Jaye Ga, Us Se Iss ka Matlab Puchoon Ga..!

Sardar ji bhagwan mujhe dard de dukh

Sardar ji; Bhagwan mujhe dard de,

Dukh de,

tention de,

mujhe barbad kar de,

mere piche BHoot laga de,

Bhabwan;abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye.

Sardaar ki bv bhaag gai 3

Sardaar ki BV bhaag gai.

3 din baad wapis aayi?

Sardaar (dukh oar ghusse se bola

?Hun ki lain aayi ain?

Sardarni:

?Mobile da charger?

Sardar agr operation mei meri mout

Sardar:

Agr Operation Mei Meri Mout Ho Jaye To Operation Krny Waly Doctr Sy Shadi Kr Lena.

BV:

aysa na kahiye.

Sardar:

Nai To Dr. Ko Maf Kr Dun?

Frnd to sardar ji kya bat

Frnd to sardar

sardar ji kya bat hai Aaj Tumharay Mobile Par Bohat Calls Aa Rahi Hain

Sardar ji: Fakhar Se!

Yara Aaj Ham Apni Baji ka Mobile Lay Aaya Hai

Teacher ek essa sentence btao jis

Teacher:

Ek essa sentence btao jis main Urdu, Hindi, Punjabi, aur English ka sahi use hua ho!

Sardar:

‘Ishq di gali vich NO ENTRY!’

Hello guy ik sardar or os ka

hello guy ik sardar or os ka dost kharay hotay hin to sardar kahta hay oye mar gaya os ka dost kahta hay kiuon kya howa ,,wo kahta hay mare BV or mare mahbobba ik sath os ka dost kahta hay,, han main bhi yahi kahnay wala tha …

Teacher tell me the names of 10

Teacher:

‘Tell Me The Names Of 10 Chemical Elements?’

Sardar Student:

‘Oxygen,

Chlorine,

Florine,

Noreen,

Ambreen,

Samreen,

Nasreen,

Afreen,

Parveen

and

Yasmeen

1 sardar ko telenor main operatr ki

1 Sardar ko TELENOR main Operatr ki job mili,

Pehle he din call ayi

‘Sir meri telenor ki sim block ho gyi hai

Sardar

‘Te knjra Zong le la’

Son to sardar quotpapa 55 kitnay

Son to Sardar: "papa 5+5 kitnay hotay hain?" . SARDAR: "ullu de pathay, nalaiq, ediot, besharam, gadhay . . Tujhe kuch nahi aata Jaa andar se calculator la…..

Ek sardar ne ek bachy se pucha

Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai

to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty hia..

Sardar ne bachy se keha k

oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c main nahe aata.

Sales man bha g machhron k liye

Sales man: bha G, machhron k liye Powder le lo.

Sardar: Na bha G, machhraan nu ena vi sir ty nhi charana,

Aj Powder lay dita te kal Body Spray mangen gey…,

1 sardar khali plate ma roti dubo

1 sardar khali plate ma roti dubo ker kha raha tha ….

kisi na pocha k tum kis k sath roti kha rahay ho..

sardar answered i am a mathematician

main na daal suppose ki hue ha…:)

Sardar will you merry after i

sardar: Will you merry , after i die .

Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.

Wife : Will you marry , after i die .

Sarther: No i will also live with ur sister.

Sardars 60th bday guest why this

Sardar’s 60th B’day

Guest: Why This Bulb In Place Of Candles?

Sardar : Its Dificult 2 Put

60 Candles On

Cake. So I Put

This 60 Watts Bulb!!…

Sarther apni shadi py udass tha kisi

Sarther apni shadi py udass tha kisi ny poocha kya baat hai?

Sarther: Mere susral ny Barat py thoray logn ka kaha hai.

Pata nai Abba mjhy le jata hai ya nahi.

Sardar g ne job k liye apply

Sardar g ne job k liye apply kia. Jawab aya to khushi mein 1 Grand party ker dali. Doston ne fermaish ki k apointmnt lettr dikhao.

Sardar: Ay English ich hy mein tuhanu tarjma kr k dasda haan

“Dear Banta Singh”

Pyare Banta Singh

“You Do not meet”

Tussi te milday hi nai

“our requirements”

Sadi zrurat ho tusi

“no further corspondnce..”

Hun hore chitti di lorr nai, jaldi naal aa jao

“will b entertained”

Twadi boht khatir kiti javay gi…

A sardar went 2 hotel ordered chiken

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order,

Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai?

Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil?

Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee.

Surdar: Dimaag?

Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!

Ek sardar blood k barey mein book

Ek Sardar BlooD k barey mein BooK Parh raha tha,

Wife ny Poucha aaj ya kyun parh rahey ho ?

Sardar; Mujhy Doctor ny kaha hai kal tumhara BlooD test hai.

Sardar ji aapko logo ne kyun mara

Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara ?

Sardar ‘yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi

To Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara Sadi Upar Karo Photo Lena Hai’.

Sardar samosay khol ke andar ka masala

Sardar samosay khol ke andar ka masala kha rahey thay.

aik admi ne pocha pura kyun nahee kha rahey,

Sardar; doctor ne bahir ki cheezay khane se mana kia hai.

1sardar kafi arsy baad watan wapis aya

1Sardar kafi arsy baad Watan wapis aya aur matti utha k bola:Hun apny wattan di matti di khashbu oh nhi rhi 2nd Sardar: Pa G tusi matti nhi tatti chuk lai ay.

1 sardar sookay darya mein boht chala

1 sardar sookay darya mein boht chala raha tha,

2nd sardar aisa sardaron ne hi hamara naam badnaam kiya huwa hai.

agar muhee swinmming aati to jaker ise boht marta .

Sardar1 wari mai chota jeya hunda c

sardar:1 wari mai chota jeya hunda c mai minar-e-pakistan to dig gya se

2nd sardar:fir mar gya se ya bach gya?

sardar:menu ke pta me ty chota jya honda se

There was sardar s dj party in

There was sardar ?s DJ Party in a party-

plot,

DJ asked:?kab tak bajau??

Party plot owner replied:

?12 baje tak baja de,

Uske baad to ye

Generator ki awaz pe

bhi nachenge!!!??????;->

Sardar was helping his son in filling

Sardar was helping his son in filling Admission Form.

SON:

Papa ye ‘Mother Tongue’ wale box me kya likhna hai?

SARDAR:

Likh de puttar

‘Very Long’:-D

Doctor motape ka 1 hi elaaj hy

Doctor:

Motape ka 1 hi elaaj hy tum rozana sirf 1 roti khaya karo,

Sardar:

Ye 1 roti khana khanay se pehle khani hy ya khanay k baad?.

Some sardar are genius. like this one.

Some sardar are genius. like this one.

Ek baar exam main question tha,

“Challenge kise kehte hain?”

Sardar ne sare page khali chod ker aakhri page per likha.

“Apne baap ki aulaad hai to paas ker k dikh.”

Sardar kal menoo police ne kutia

Sardar: Kal menoo Police ne kutia

Dost:Fer tu kuch nhi kita

Sardar:Main aakhya himat ha te kaly kaly ao

Dost:Fer

Sardr:Fer sarian ne wari wari kuttia.

Sardarive pain in ma ryt leg

Sardar:I’ve Pain In Ma Ryt Leg

Doc:Its Nothin .Its Only Coz Of Old Age.

Sardar:As Far As I Know,

Both Ma Legs R Of Same Age…

Sardar behan k sath park mein bench

Sardar behan k sath park mein bench par baitha tha

kissi nay samnay wali building say awaaz lagai:

oye bhayghairta kurri di chumian laynda piya ayen.

Sardar ghussay mein building ki taraf bhaaga.

Itni dair mein woh shakhs aa k uski behan ko kiss karnay lag geya.

Sardar nay building pay charr k deikha to

usay woh banda uski behn ko kiss kar raha tha.

Sardar:

0 teri maan nu

mein awein shak kitta

.ithu issi tarha nazar aanda aye..:-)

A beautiful lady was kissing a lion

A beautiful lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus..

Ring master asked: Can anyone do this?

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Sardar: Mein aana waan

sher nu hatao:D

Sardar got into a bus on 1st

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April

when conductor asked for ticket.

He gave Rs.10/-

and took the ticket and said april fool.

I have pass….

1 srdar ny malto ki rari lagai

1 srdar ny malto ki rari lagai

6 din tk malty nhi beky or sukh kr choty ho gey.

7vy din srdar malto ko pani lagaty hoy bola.

Oy!ni vikna ty na viko Hosh ty kero.

Sardar ka pait kharab ho gya

sardar ka pait kharab ho gya doctor k pas gya logoon ki majoodgi me kuch youn hal batane lga doc saib subah se network kharab hai mis kal pe miskal aa rahi hai.outgoing bilkul free ha..tarah tarah ki ringtones baj rhi hn ..blance bilkul nai rhtta jitna loud karoo sab khatam…

Sardar ki maa ko gussa kab aata

Sardar Ki Maa Ko Gussa Kab Aata Hai?

Jab Sardar Laughter Challange Me Hans Hans Kar Har Ek Contestant Ko Kehta He..

“Bas Kar Mere BAAP”

Sardar yar musibat k waqt gadhay

,,Sardar : Yar musibat k waqt Gadhay ko bhi baap banana parta hai

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Pathan : Yar bari himmat hai jo teri Amma maan jati hai…!!!

Sardar was asked to explan in englsh

Sardar Was Asked To Expla¡n In Engl¡sh! !

‘Dukh Hamesha §ath Rehta Hy Mgr Khush¡ Aat¡ Jat¡ Raht¡ Hy’.

Sardar: My W¡fe Is W¡th Me ßut Her $¡ster çomes & Goes.

Sardar ne job k liye apply kiya

Sardar ne job k liye apply kiya, Jawab aya to khushi mein 1 Grand party kr dali,

Doston ne farmaish ki k apointment letter dikhao,

Sardar:Ay English ich hy mein tuhanu tarjma kr k dasda haan

Dear Boota singh

Pyare boota singh

U Do not meet

Tussi te milday hi nai

Our requirements

Sadi zrurat ho tusi

No further corspondnce

Hun hore chitti di lorr nai,jaldi naal aa jao

will b entertained

Twadi boht khatir kiti javay gi..

Sardar says 2 mosquito.

Try 2 understand n don’t disturb me more.
Leave me alone.
Last night I didn’t sleep thinking of u.
So don’t play with my life.
– Sardar says 2 mosquito.

1 sardar apni maa ki qameez aur

1 sardar

Apni maa ki Qameez aur Baap ki Shalwar pehen k bazar mein ghoom raha tha

Kisi ne pucha yeh kya fashion hai?

Sardar:

‘Full

Mummy Daddy Mahol’

Sardar aj ghar jate hi biwi ki

Sardar: Aj Ghar jate hi Biwi ki Chaddi utarunga

Dost: Aj Bare mood me ho?

Sardar: Mood ki Aesi ki Taisi, Boht Tight he, Subha galti se uski pehan li thi.;-)