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Sardar SMS Collection

Once a sardar brought banaspati teen

Once a sardar brought a banaspati teen & say to shopkeeper where is my gift ? Shopkeeper said why ? Sardar said , there

What do you when a sardar throws

What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back. What do you do

Manager asked to sardar at an interview

Manager asked to sardar at an interview Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X …

Pathan apne 1 saal k bache ko

Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hosptal Le Kr Gya Dr: Khan sab Isko Koi Sakht Cheez To Nai Khelai? Pathan: Nai Kal

Boss where were u born

Boss :‘ Where were U Born ? ‘ Sardar :‘ In Punjab ‘ Boss :‘ Which Part in Punjab ? ‘ Sardar :‘ Kya

Nurse aap k jurwa achay huway hyn

Nurse: Aap k Jurwa ?achay Huway Hyn ?ardar: Yei Hona Hy Tha, Kameeni Program He Aisey Dekhti Thi Voice Of India 2 KBC_2 INDIAN

Sardar kafi deir se apna nikka nama

Sardar Kafi Deir Se Apna Nikka Nama Deikh Raha Tha, K Bevi Ne Tang Aa Kr Poch:- Bevi:- Sardar G Kya Deikh Rahe Ho

How can a sardar kill lion

How can a sardar kill a Lion? Sardar ji will think n think hard & will come to a conclusion: . . . .

Interviewer whats d relation bw earth

Interviewer : Whats d relation bw Earth & Moon? Sardar : Brother & Sister Interviewer : How? Sardar:We cal Earth Darthe mata n Moon

Sardar mere bache hun ge to

Sardar: Mere bache hun ge to 1 ko karachi aur ko Lahore chor aaunga 2Admi:woh Q? kal TV per beta rahe the k bachon

Sardar walking at night samnay gobar parra

Sardar walking at night: Samnay Gobar parra tha. Sardar ne jhuk kar ungli daal kar Taste kya or bola: Ooohh ye to Gobar hai…

1 sardar cigrette pee rha tha pr

1 sArdAr cIgrEttE pEe rHa tHa Pr cIgrEttE sY dHuAn nHi niKaL rHa tHa, Ek aAdMi Aa Kr b0lA cIgrEEtE sY dHuAn Q nHi

A sardar was running with his pregnent

A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais

Sardar at bar in new york man

Sardar at bar in New York. Man on his right says "Johny Walker single" Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single" Sardar says-

sardar ki biwi maikay ja rahi

*. .Sardar ki biwi Maikay Ja Rahi thi. Sardar packing krte Hue Sochta hy: ‘Kitni Bholi hy, Main sath Nhi Ja Rha, phir bhi,

Sardar jeeare o bhaiya ye bandar ka

Sardar Jee:Are O Bhaiya Ye Bandar Ka Pohto Kitne ka diya? Dukandar: Sahab Ye Photo Nahi he ye to Shisaa he…

A friend asks sardar how was ur

A friend asks sardar how was ur exam? Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK. I thought, thought &

A Man to Sardar:

A Man to Sardar: “Aao ji, Chess khelte hain.”. Sardar: “Tu chal,main sports shoes, Gloves aur Helmat Pehan kar aata hun!

3 sardar bed pe so rahay thay

…3 sardar bed pe so rahay thay, teeno ko jagah tang horahi thi 1 sardar bed se utar k nichay sone laga to 2nd

Sardar was giving bld testbt coton wz

Sardar was giving bld testbt coton wz nt avlbl so d nrse aftr d test took srdars fingr n her mouthSrdar said"BALAY BALAYSONIYEAbhi to

Sardarji went to party and introduced his

Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends. I am Sardar and this is sardarney, this is my kid and this

1 admi bike pe ja raha tha

1 admi bike pe ja raha tha. Admi ne rastey pe jatey Sardar se poucha? Sir! Apko lift chahey kia? . . . .

1st sardar oye agar neend na aaey

1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia jaey? 2nd Sardar:Neend ka intizar kernay se behtar hai k banda soo hi jaye:p

Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare

Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare yahan saadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai isper sardar bola kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female

Principal during his speech meri dictionary

Principal during his speech: Meri dictionary mein ‘IMPOSSIBLE’ ka word nahi.. Sardar uth k bola: ‘Tay mama vaikh k leni c_

In a practical exam examiner showed

In a practical Exam Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird?s name Sardar:I dont know Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name? Sardar:

She is kidding sardar translated into

She is kidding. sardar translated into urdu. ‘Woh bachey dey rahi hai.’ 😀

Srdar agr khjoor k darakht pe charr

Srdar: Agr khjoor k darakht pe charr jao to kia engineering college ki larkian nazr aen gi? Pathan: Han! Or agr hath chor 2

One day evening a sardarji starts from

One day evening a Sardarji starts from office to home with pushing his scooter manually. He met his friend on the way… Friend: why

Dost sardar se yaar aaj tumhare mobile

Dost SARDAR Se: Yaar Aaj Tumhare Mobile Par Bohat Call Aa Rahi Hain? SARDAR: Fakhar Se bola Yara Aaj Hum Apni Behen ka Mobile

1 sardar ko jazz mein operatr

1 sardar ko jazz mein operatr ki job mil gyi.Pehle he din call ayi . . ‘Sir meri jazz ki sim blok ho gyi

Interviewer asked sardarji which are the

Interviewer asked sardarji: Which are the 2 latest versions of java? Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava

Sardar jee ne apne nawen jamme bachche

Sardar jee ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Sardar te sussu karta. Sardar to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai

Boss asked sardar to buy 2 corner

Boss asked SARDAR to buy 2 CORNER Tickets for a Movie to watch with his Girlfriend. Sardar bought 2 corner tickets . . .

Man 2 sardar jee yaar kal main

Man 2 Sardar Jee: Yaar kal main tenu kini war phone kita par tu nahi chukiya. Sardar Jee: Kyon chukan, jerha mey 30 Rupaiye

Judge is sardar k dono kan kat

Judge: is sardar k dono kan kat do Sardar: Nhi main andha ho jaon ga Judge: kan katny se andha kese ho jao gy

Sardar jee failed in medical entrance exam

Sardar jee failed in Medical Entrance Exam as he gave the folowing definitions: *Antibody: Against every1. *Artery: Study of fine paintings. *Genes: Blue denim.

Sardar 2 doctr mujhey 1 problem hay

Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhey 1 problem hay DR:Kia? Sardar:Bat karty waqt admi dikhai nahin deta Dr:aisa kub hota hay? Sardar:Phone kartay waqt:p

Teacher batao k chooza anday se kese

Teacher: Batao k chooza anday se kese nikalta hai? Sardar: Miss, eh gal imoportant ni.. Sochan wali gal ay eh k oh anday vich

Sardarmei ne apni bv ko matric karwaya

sardar:Mei ne apni B.V ko Matric karwaya B.Com karwaya phir MSC karwaiab nokri dilwai,ab kia karun? Pathan:ab koi acha sa larka dakh kar us

Sardar aba g ma apni biwi nu

Sardar: Aba G! Ma apni biwi nu sms kita k rati awan ga. Ma gya te O ksi hor nal suti hoi si. Me

Sardar g is painting his living room

Sardar G Is Painting His Living Room In A Hot Day & Wearing Two Jackets. . . Why. . . ? ? B’coz, The

Sardar was kissing a blank paper 2nd

Sardar was kissing a blank paper 2nd srdar ?ye kya hy? 1st Srdr ?Meri WF ka luv letter hy 2nd srdr ?Mgar ye to

Three sardar bed pe so rahe they

Three sardar bed pe so rahe they unhe thik se jagah nahi ho rahi thi aik sardar bed k niche ja kar so gaya

In a practical exam examiner showed legs

In a practical Exam Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name Sardar:I dont know Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name? Sardar:

Sardar ki maa usay kehti haiapne sasural

Sardar ki maa usay kehti hai:apne sasural me har bat ‘BARHA CHARHA’ ke karna taa’ ke sasural walon pe tera ROUB rahe… Sardar sasural

Waiter would u like ur cofee black

Waiter: Would u like ur cofee black? Sardar: what other colors do u have?.:-)…

Sardar jee ne apne nawen jamme bachche

Sardar jee ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Sardar te sussu karta. Sardar to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai

2 bania sit in a cofee house

2 BANIA SIT IN A COFEE HOUSE. 1ST- JALDI PI, COFEE THANDI HO JAEGI. 2ND- TO KYA? 1ST- BEWAKUF, MENU CARD PADH HOT COFEE

Srdars poetry khirki se dekha to

Srdar’s poetry, Khirki se dekha to gali me koi nai tha.. Wah.. Wah.. Khirki se dekha to gali me koi nai tha. Gali me

Ek sardar dusre sequotzara car se bahar

Ek sardar dusre se"zara car se bahar dekhna k indicators r working or nt" dusra bahar dekh kr "haan,nahi,haan,nahi,haan,nahi"…

Sardar1 why are you running so fast

Sardar1: why are you running so fast? Sardar2: to deliver this letter urgently. Sardar1: where? Sardar2: no time to read the address. Sardar1: ok

Teacher ek aisa sentence batao jis mein

TEACHER: Ek Aisa Sentence Batao Jis Mein URDU, HINDI, PUNJABI AUR ENGLISH Ka Sahi Use Hua Ho … . … . . . .

Bhikaari sardar se mujhe khanay ko

Bhikaari sardar se: Mujhe khanay ko kuchh mil sakta hai Sardar: Kal ka saalan kha Lo gay Bhikhaari: Ji haan bilkul Sardar: Chal fair

Policetumhara dost kaise mara sardarpata nhiwo

Police:Tumhara Dost Kaise Mara? Sardar:Pata Nhi,Wo Bola?Mere Pet Me Chuhe Kud Rahe He ?To Mene Use Chuhe Marne Ki DAWA Khila Di!! …

Sardar sex k wqt bv se hor

Sardar Sex K Wqt BV Se: ‘Hor Tight Kar HorTight Kar Maza Aa Reha Hy Thora Aor Tight Kar BV:’Maa Di kus Tuadi Sardar

Judge3rd time u r coming to courtu

Judge:3rd Time U R Coming To Court,U Dnt Hav Shame? SANTA: You Are Coming Daily,U Dnt Hav Shame? …

Once a sardar stood first in the

Once a Sardar stood first in the class n teacher asked :parh likh kar kya banna chahtay ho? Sardar: < > < > <

He wrote “NO MATCH, DUE TO RAIN!”

Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote

Sardar maleria se kaanp raha tha

Sardar maleria se kaanp raha tha.

Once a sardar was looking at wanted

Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya

Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein”Delivery Free” hai.

Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai…….. Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein”Delivery

Frnd oye tu to doctor ke paas

Frnd: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua? Sardar: Yaar kal jaaon ga, aaj thori tabiyat kharab hai.

Sardar drakht pe charha to bandar ne

SARDAR Drakht pe charha to Bandar ne Pucha:Upar kyun aye ho? SARDAR: Amrood khane BANDAR: Ye to Aaam ka drakht ha SARDAR ‘ Main

In a cricket ground security

In A Cricket Ground Security : Cricket Match Is Over Now, Why R U Stil Sitting? Sardar : Oye Yaar I Am Waitin For

Rang de basanti movie dekh k santa

Rang De Basanti Movie Dekh K Santa Ko Bahut Gussa Aya Banta Asked Why Are You So Angry? Santa:Saala Poori Film Mai Basanti To

Asrdar yar aj mujy ajeeb msg aya

ASrdar: Yar aj mujy ajeeb msg aya or mera mobile off ho gya.. 2nd Srdar: Kya likha tha.? Srdar: Battery low.. 2nd Srdar: mUjy

Ardar was traveling in train a

?ardar Was Traveling In Train A Woman ?at Θn His ?on?s ?erth& Didn?t Getup ?ardar Wrote ?omplaint 2 Railway Θfficer THIS LADY IS NOT

Ek sardar bench par leta howa tha

Ek Sardar Bench par Leta howa tha, Wahan se ek Angrez guzra aur Sardar se Poocha: Are u relaxing? Sardar:No, I am Ranjeet Singh!

Sardar raat mujhe ek aadmi ne

Sardar: Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot lya. Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai. Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi, warna

1 jin sharab pene k liye insan

1 jin sharab pene k liye insan k roop me ya. 12 glass p gya. Sardar: Tenu chari ni? Jin: Main jin hoon. Sardar:

Delhi me Kutubminar hai’

Teacher: ‘Delhi me Kutubminar hai’ Sardar was sleeping & Teacher wakes him up. Techer asks: ‘what i said’. Sardar replies:’Delhi me Kutta bimar ha

Sardar to his wif kitni bar kaha

Sardar to his wif, Kitni bar kaha he shalwar mai nala dho ke dala karo is waja se aj muje pedal chalna par gaya

Sardar yar meri ankhein dhang se nhi

Sardar: Yar meri ankhein dhang se nhi khultein. Dost: Kisi din achanak apne ghar chala ja. …

When I was born saitan said ohoh!!!

When I was born saitan said ohoh!!! Another angel But when U were born saitan said oh shit.. Competition !!!

Chikni choot pe lund phisal gaya thatte

chikni chikni choot pe lund phisal gaya thatte paereshan ho gai lund gaya to kidar gaya

Sardar ji to his friend yar bari

sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay ….. friend: acha,

A Teacher lecturing on population

A Teacher lecturing on population – In India after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up, we

Ek sardar ko 5oo or 50 note

Ek Sardar ko 5OO Or 50 Note Chapnay Ka Tender MiLa Sardar Ne Kagaz Paper Bachanay Liay ek Taraf 500 Or Dosri Taraf 50

Sardar apne bete se Bola

Sardar apne bete se Bola: Oye, Gabra mat. Tu sher da puttar hay Beta: Oye Papaji Teacher bhi yehi bolti hay k tu kisi

Es line ki english banao,

Teacher to Santa : Es line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya. Santa : He done his work and

Panjabi uk gya airport officer ne name

Panjabi UK gya, Airport officer ne name pucha, Panjabi: ‘Umer Draz Bhatti’ Officer: English may bolo, Panjabi kuch dair sochne k baad, ‘LONG LIFE

Sardar lost his cheque book manager

Sardar lost his cheque book; Manager: take care, any one can put ur signature? Sardar: how can others sign? i’m not a fool, i’ve

Teachr ne shrab k nuqsan class ko

Teachr ne SHRAB k nuqsan class ko bataye. 1 KEERA SHRAB me dala toh mar gya Teachr askd:"Ap Ne Kia Sekha." Sardar: "SHRAB pene

Judge why r u arrested sardar for

Judge: why r u arrested? Sardar: for shopping early? Judge: well, that’s not a crime, anyway how early were u shopping? Sardar: before opening

Sardar wz running vry fast to his

sardar wz running vry fast to his home instead of using his vehicle When he reached home his wife angrly said: ?ardar g, car

Aik sardar k pas kawacrow thawo bht

Aik sardar k pas kawa(crow) tha,wo bht soft tha. Batao sardar ne apnay kaway ka kia nam rakha hoga. Socho socho. Microsoft My-crow-soft..!!

Sardar to pathan batti te kintay honday

Sardar to Pathan: Batti te Batti kintay honday ? Pathan:Very simple Do Battian….

Doctor sardar se aap k bachay ke

Doctor Sardar se: Aap k bachay ke Taang katni paray ge. . Sardar zor se cheekha naheeeeee! . Doctor: Kea hua? . Sardar: Pahlay

Sardar ki biwi report karti hai mera

Sardar ki biwi report karti hai. Mera husband aik hafta pehle potato lene gaye thay abhi tak wapis nahin aye. Inspector bhi sikh tha,said

Sardar ka ladka im a complan boy

Sardar Ka Ladka: I’m A Complan Boy… Sardar Ki Ladki: I’m A Complan Girl…. Sardar: Sala Paida Mene Kiya Or Naam Kisi Or Ka…

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant

A Sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger on the last of menu:Bring this. Waiter:OH! You cant get it because he

2ND : Gold ring de de.

SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun? 2ND : Gold ring de de. 1ST : Koi badi cheez

1 sardar k ghar me billi rhti

1 sardar k ghar me billi rhti thi sardar billi se tang akr usy kahi chor aya. gar aya to bili ussy pehly ponch

“Today’s dinner should be light”

Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth? – Because his doctor advised him “Today’s dinner should be light”

Ardar writes 2 ill gates abt pc

?ardar writes 2 ?ill gates abt PC and windows problems: 1.My child learned MS WORD now he wants MS SENTENCE 2.I find only RE-CYCLE

Tech jab bijli chamkti ha to hum

Tech: jab bijli chamkti ha to hum ko roshni pehly aor awaz bad me Q ati ha? Serdar: Kyonki hamari aankhen aagey hai aur

Sardar beta ye kaisi machis lay kar

SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar

Sardar saw a very high airtel tower

Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower & red light glowing on the top, seeing this he said “India is developing fast, see there