Sardar SMS Collection

Sardaro tere result da ki banya pappumiss

Sardar:O tere result da ki banya? Pappu:Miss kendi aey es class wich 1 sal hor laggay ga? Sardar:Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par fail

Sardar is climbing up the tree

Sardar is climbing up the tree. Monkey: drakht pe kyun aye ho? Sardar: apple khaney. Monkey: lakin ye to aam ka drakht hai. Sardar:

1 sardar ko telenor mey operator

1 SARDAR KO ‘TELENOR’ MEY OPERATOR KI JOB MEL GAE!!!! ; ; ; PEHLE HE DIN CALL AYE SIR!!!!!!!!! MERI TELENOR KI SIM BLOCK

Theres a funeral procession of sardar going

There’s a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars in the ‘mayyat’ are dancing the bhangra and singing

1 srdar roz kitchan me jata cheeni

1 srdar roz kitchan me jata. Cheeni ka daba kholta or band krdeta. Q k doctor ne kaha tha k apni SUGAR roz chek

Judge why r u arrested sardar for

Judge: why r u arrested? Sardar: for shopping early? Judge: well, that’s not a crime, anyway how early were u shopping? Sardar: before opening

A Sardar Beautiful Girl,

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl : “STUPID what r u doing?” Sardar : “B.Com final year”

Sardar was arrested 4 a road accidentjudge

Sardar was arrested 4 a road accidentJudge : how did accident occurSardar :I dont know sir I was sleeping

Sardar take a pressur cooker next day

Sardar take a Pressur cooker, next day he return the cooker.shop keeper y r u retrning it Sardar says Ghar mai jawan betian hain

Ardar was traveling in train a

?ardar Was Traveling In Train A Woman ?at Θn His ?on?s ?erth& Didn?t Getup ?ardar Wrote ?omplaint 2 Railway Θfficer THIS LADY IS NOT

Sardar made a call to airport asked

Sardar made a call to airport. Asked, ‘How long is the journey from Punjab to America ?’ Receptionist: ‘One second Sir..’ Sardar: ‘Ok, thank

Aik sardar k 4 bache they govt

Aik Sardar k 4 bache they. govt ne elaan kia k jis k 5 bache honge use Rs. 20,000 mahana wazeefa dia jayga. Sardar

Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.

Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy. Sardar1 : Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2 : Aaho, truck number bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

A Sardar garment shop.

A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop. A customer girl asked: Underwear dikhana plz. Sardar thora sharmakar: G aaj pehna nahi

2 sardar wathcing match when dhoni hits

2 sardar wathcing match When dhoni hits a boundry 1st dekho goal hua. 2nd abbe tu sardar hi rahega, goal isme nahi cricket mein

Sardar ji had twins named tin

Sardar ji had twins Named TIN n MARTIN Again had twins named peter n repeater Again had twins max n climax Again had twins

1 sardar sheeshay k saamne beth kr

1 sardar sheeshay k saamne beth kr study krta tha Why? Bcoz of 3 reasons: Dobara revision na krna pare Apne ooper nazar rahe

What do you call a Sardar who drinks only beer?

What do you call a Sardar who drinks only beer? – Just-beer Singh (’T’ silent!).

Sardar cycle pe faqeer k pas se

sardar cycle pe faqeer k pas se guzra.. Faqeer ne kaha ALLAH k nam pe kuch dy do! Sardar cycle rokte hue, chal peeche

Yaar kal raat 3 ghante 1 ENGLISH FILM dekhi.,

Sardar: Yaar kal raat 3 ghante 1 ENGLISH FILM dekhi., Na Koi Seen tha, Na Aawaaaz.! Friend: Film ka Naam kya tha.? Sardar: “NO

Sardar amrud bech rha tha 1

Sardar amrud bech rha tha.. . 1 admi aya or bola, Sardar g agr amrud me kira nikla to? Sardar: To saaf baat hai…

Can you lend me 2000 rs i

can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar

Sardar apni balcony main shirt utar ker

Sardar apni balcony main shirt utar ker betha tha, Dost kehta hai yaar kya chest hain! Sardar fakhar se, ye to kuch bhi nahi

Teacher to sardar 5 janwaro k nam

Teacher to sardar: ‘5 janwaro k nam batao jo pani me rahte he?’ Sardar: ‘Fish’ Teacher: ‘Good and baqi 4?’ Sardar: ‘Fish di Maa,

Train chali sardar ji 1 dibbe mai

Train chali, Sardar ji 1 dibbe mai char gaye.. TT bola: kyun paa ji, nazar nhe aate, ye ladies ka dibba hai. Sardar ji:

Sardar karri kha raha tha ek

Sardar karri kha raha tha ek makhi usme beth gai, Sardar usay ura k bola: ‘Chal hat pagli yeh woh nahi jo tu samhaj

Sardar at an art gallery

Sardar at an art gallery “I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call a modern art?” Art Dealer, “I beg your pardon

Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha

Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya aur achank chillaya… Kamine log sandaas bhi aise karte

After finishing mbbs sardar starts his practise

After finishing MBBS. sardar starts his practise! He checked his 1ST patient’s Eyes Tongue and Ears By TORCH! and Finally he said ‘Battery is

Wife 2 sardar oo ji car ki

Wife 2 sardar: oo ji car ki speed itni kyun barha di? Sardar bola: oo gee car k break fail ho gaye hain! Accident

Teacher batao k chooza anday sy kysy

Teacher: Batao k Chooza anday sy kysy nikalta hy? Sardar: Miss ey gal eyni Important nai, Sochan wali gal ey wa k ey kanjr

A Teacher lecturing on population

A Teacher lecturing on population – In India after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up, we

Frnd to sardar ji kya

Frnd to sardar : sardar ji kya bat hai Aaj Tumharay Mobile Par Bohat Calls Aa Rahi Hain . . . . Sardar ji:

Sardar aap k father ki death kaise

sardar: aap k father ki death kaise hui? friend: burhape ki waja se sardar: hamare mohallay mein isi beemari ki waja se kyi bache

A sardar saw a beautiful girlhe went

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: ?STUPID what r u doing?? Sardar: B.Com final year

Ek sardar ko koi mobil pe tang

Ek sardar Ko Koi Mobil Pe Tang Krta Tha Ek Din sardar Ny New Sim Khred Kr Usy Msg Kia Me Ne Wo No

Aik sardar europe gia wahan us ko

Aik sardar Europe gia wahan us ko police ne roka aur investigation start kar di.. Sardar ko english nai ati thi.. Us ne Sick

Aik sardar apni girl friend se kehta

Aik Sardar Apni Girl Friend se kehta hay…….. Sardar: Prito ek wari i love u keh de.. Prito: Nai main nu sharam Aandi ae..

Sardar 2 hotel manager jaldi chalo meri

Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai’ …. Managr: wht can i do? .. Sardr:

Sardar raised his bat on scoring 35

Sardar raised his bat on scoring 35 runs Sachin asks him"It’s not a 50 or 100". Srdr says"ONLY a graduate can understand the importance

Sardar: Oye! Girlfriend hogi teri meri to sister hai

Sardar apni sister ke saath bike pe ja raha tha. Boy: Oh! Paaji girlfriend k saath kaha ja rahe ho. Sardar: Oye! Girlfriend hogi

Aik admi ko jin chimadh gya sardar

AIK ADMI KO JIN CHIMADH GYA AIK SARDAR NE DAWA KIYA KE MAIN JIN NAKAL SAKTA HOON SARDAR NE US ADMI KE SAR PER

Why cant sardars dial 911 they

Why can’t Sardars dial 911? They can’t find the 11 on the phone…

A tiger killed a sardar in zoo

A tiger killed a sardar in zoo. A man asked y did u killed only sardar in crowd? . . Tiger-aur kya karta… kab

Sardaro tere result da ki banya pappumiss

Sardar:O tere result da ki banya? Pappu:Miss kendi aey es class wich 1 sal hor laggay ga? Sardar:Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par fail

Sardar manmohan singhs next election agenda

Sardar Manmohan Singh?s Next Election Agenda: 1)Ban On Sardar Jokes. 2)Bolo Tara Rara Will Be D National Song. 3)11 Ke Baad Seedha 1 Bajega.

Sardar doctor se oye dr tenu taankay

Sardar Doctor Se: Oye Dr. Tenu Taankay Laanay Aanday Ne ?? Doctor: Haan je, Dasso Kithay Lanay Ne ?? Sardar : Ay zra Meri

Sardar wins 10 crores from lottery ticket

Sardar wins 10 crores from lottery ticket. Dealer gave 7 crores after deducting tax. Angry sardar: give me 10 crores, otherwise give my 20

Sardarni oji utho utho raat k 2

Sardarni: oji! Utho utho raat k 2 baj rahe hain! Sardar: offo! Itni raat ko kyun jagaya? Sardarni: aap neend ki goli lena bhool

Ek sardar bench par leta howa tha

Ek Sardar Bench par Leta howa tha, Wahan se ek Angrez guzra aur Sardar se Poocha: Are u relaxing? Sardar:No, I am Ranjeet Singh!

Salesman paaji cockroach ka powder lo gey

SALESMAN; Paaji, Cockroach ka powder lo gey kya? SARDAR; Nahi Hum cockroch k itnay laad nahi uthatay.! Aaj powder denge to kal lipstick mange

Ek srdar pco shop pr gya

Ek srdar PCO shop pr gya. . . Aur Operator ko zordar 2 thappar lagaye . Guess y? . . . Bcz . shop

Amrican sayshumarey haan shaadi email se hoti

Amrican Says:Humarey Haan Shaadi Email Se Hoti Hai. Sardarji:Muger Humarey Haan To Shaadi Female Hoti Hai.

Sardar selling parashoot plane se kudo

Sardar: selling parashoot “plane se kudo, button dabao aur zamen pe safely LAND karo” custmer:”agar parashoot nahi khula”? Sardar: “O paa G Change hojae

Grammar teachr 2 sardr jamila rozana

Grammar teachr 2 Sardr: ‘jamila rozana larkon se milti he’ Batao is jumley mein jamila kya he? . . . . . . .

Sardar ne apnay dost ko phone kia

Sardar Ne Apnay Dost Ko PhoNe kIa Or bOLa k MainAy AbAy sE 50,000 Lia Tha, mAgr Mujh sE Gum Ho gAye, aB AbA

What is oxford?

Q: What is ford? Sardar: Gaddi. Q: What is oxford? Sardar: Its so simple yaar, bail gaddi

Sardar ke ghar uske sasural wale aaye

Sardar ke ghar uske sasural wale aaye, biwi boli jao bahar se kuch le kar aao. Sardar bahar gaya or taxi lekar aa gaya

Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.

Sardar : Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend : Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai. Sardar : Wo

1 sardar shadi k foran bad nokri

1 sardar shadi k foran bad nokri k silsily me dosray mulk chala gya. 5 saal bad wapis aya to ghar me ghusty hi

Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya

Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya … Mechanic – Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ? Sardar – Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal

Judge is sardar k dono kan kat

Judge: is sardar k dono kan kat do Sardar: Nhi main andha ho jaon ga Judge: kan katny se andha kese ho jao gy

Admi sardar g aap yahan baithey hai

Admi: Sardar G! Aap Yahan Baithey hai Aap k Dost ki Death ho gai hai.Aap gaye Kyon Nahi?…Sardar: Usney Mujhe Bulaya He Nahi.haha haha

News headline indian athlete lost gold medal

News Headline: Indian Athlete Lost Gold Medal In Long Jump . . Sardar Reading Newspaper, says.. ‘He Deserved It, Who Told Him To Wear

3 sardaro ko phansi hone lagi pehle

3 Sardaro ko phansi hone lagi pehle ko phansi lagai to rassa dheela hone ki waja se wo neche pani me ja gira doosre

Sardar in mysore palace tourist guide

Sardar in mysore palace, Tourist guide- sir dont sit there,it is Tipu sultan’s chair Sardar-oye dont worry i’ll get up When he comes..!…

2 sardaron ne samandar k kinare par

2 sardaron ne samandar k kinare par board dekha jis par likha tha: ‘DOOBTE KO BACHANE WALE KO 500 INNAM’ 1st sardar: Main chalaang

Sardar class me hans raha tha eik

Sardar Class me Hans raha tha, eik Larki Boli Stand up ! Kon ho tum. Sardar bola:Tum Kon ho Larki:Me Monitor Hu Sardar:Ty Me

Pathan or sardar on ph hello 221714

Pathan Or sardar sardar on ph: Hello (221714) pathan, Kia??? urdu mai bolo yara. sardar do do ek sath choda? pathan, jao gandu hum

Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.

Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy. Sardar1 : Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2 : Aaho, truck number bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

Teacher in 1773 it was discovered that

Teacher: In 1773, It Was Discovered That Oxygen Is Must For Breathing. SARDAR: Thank GOD, I Was Born After That, Pehlay Paida Hotay To

Sardar on phone doctor my wife is

Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her

Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home

Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home. Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like ‘Saala phone utha ke bolta

Sardar ki maa puttar tujhay yahan

Sardar ki maa puttar tujhay yahan se jalindhar janay mein 1 din laga Aur wapas aanay mein 3 din wo b naye car se

Teachrjurmana mafi ki aplication likho srdarjurmana kina

Teachr:Jurmana mafi ki aplication likho Srdar:Jurmana kina a? Techr:5 rupay Srdar:Ay ly 5 rupay baapu ne kya c 5,10 rupay wastay kisay kanjar di

2 sardars sat in coffe shop sardarjalde

2 sardars sat in coffe shop. sardar:jalde pe yaar, coffe thande ho gaye gi 2nd:Q sardar:oye bewakoof,menu card parh! HOT COFFE RS:20 COLD COFFE

Srdar2 his papa mene shadi krni he

Srdar2 his papa: Mene shadi krni he. PAPA: puter kidhay nal?Sardar: papa dadi ama de naal. Papa: beghairt o meri ma ae. Srdar: Te

Sardar tharmos le k picnic pargyasardar is

Sardar tharmos le k picnic pargya! Sardar: Is me thandi cheez thandi orGarm cheez garam rehti hay! Dost:Tum is me kya laye ho?Sardar:4 Qulfi2

Sardarkal mere aba kunwain men gir gye

Sardar:Kal mere aba Kunwain men gir gye or zor zor se cheekhne lge: Bachao Bachao 2nd:Ab kese hen? 1st:Theek hi honge, kal se koi

Sardar ne abc sekh li a

Sardar Ne ABC Sekh Li: A: Apple B Bara Apple C: Chota Apple D: Doosra Apple E: Ek hor Apple F: Fer Apple G:

Sardar ny bank sy loan le kar

Sardar ny Bank sy Loan le kar Car li, Magar Loan wapis na kar Saka, BANK Walo ny Car lay le. Sardar: Pehly Pata

Sardar mery dada ny 1857 ke jang

Sardar: Mery dada ny 1857 ke jang main dushman ki tangain kaat di thin. Dost: Gardanien q nai katin? Sardar: Wo pehly he kati

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha,umbrella me hole kyu? Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

A sardar married to a short girl

A sardar married to a short girl. people asked to sardar why you married such a short girl. He replied our guru gee says

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. sardar 2

Teacherstory sunao sardar1 din hum un k

Teacher:Story sunao Sardar:1 din hum un k ghar gaye to woh soye howay thay 1 din wo hamare ghar aye to hum soye howa

Mansardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai

Man:Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kia karte ho? Sardar:AC k pas ja k beth jata hon Man:Agar phir bhi garmi lagay

Sardar wins 20 cr from rs lottery

Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: “Give me 20 cr or else return

Ak jaga baraat pa pabandi lag gi

ak jaga baraat pa pabandi lag gi sardaroon ko pta chala wo saza dany chly gy kali sahi lee or sabko lone ma laga

1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya

1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya. 1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho? Train aayegi tu mar jao gay! Sardar:Mairy oper se

Sardar proposing a girl darling kya tum

Sardar proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujh se shadi karo gi? Girl: Tameez se baat karo. Sardar: Behain ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi

Teacher hmesha yaad rkho hum is dunya

Teacher: Hmesha yaad rkho hum is dunya me doosron ki khidmat karne aaye hn. sardar : Wah g wah! Te fer dosre ki Amb

Sardar dr sahib chashma laga k mein

Sardar: Dr Sahib chashma laga k mein Akhbar parh sakoon ga?Dr: Haan, bilkul…!Sardar: Phir theek hai, Warna un-parh ki zindgi bhi koi zindgi hai.

Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.

Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.Wah wah! Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha. Raste pe jaa kar dekha

Sardar ka padrosi mr gya wo usky

Sardar ka Padrosi Mr Gya: Wo Usky Ghr Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya? Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gay. sardar: Lo Batao,

Kiss for you….

Kiss for you…. * * ( ‘ “”() Bye * (“( ‘o’, ) bye * (“)(“)(,,) * * Sweet Dreams

Sardar ke ghar guest aa gaye

Sardar Ke Ghar Guest Aa Gaye… Maa Ne Kaha: Jao Baita Ja Ke Mehmanon K Liye Kuch Ley Ke Aao.. Sardar Bahar Gya Or…

Wife to sardartusi raati saathi charhaya cee

wife to sardar:Tusi raati saathi charhaya cee? Sardar: Nai raati tay mein aap e cee..

Ek baar sardar gangubai ke ghar jaata

Ek baar Sardar Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai. Gangubai: Kaun ? Sardar: Main ! Gangubai: Main kaun? Sardar: Tu