1 sardar safar pe gaya chalte cahlte

1 Sardar safar pe gaya chalte cahlte raat ho gai us ne socha kisi ghar mein raat guzar lo..

1st ghar:

Sardar:kya may ap k ghar reh skta ho?

ghar waly:nai hmary ghar jawan larkiyan hain.

2nd ghar.

Sardar:kya main ap k ghr raat gzar skta ho?

ghar waly:nahi hmary ghr jwan larkiyan hain.

is trha 7 8 ghr walo ne yahi kaha jab 2 ghr reh gay.

Sardar tang aa kr: Ap k ghr jawan larkiyan hai?

ghr waly Q?

Sardar: mai ne raat gzaarni hai :

Theres a funeral procession of sardar going

There’s a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars in the mayyat’ are dancing the bhangra and singing and general ‘balle balle’ is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its marriage baraat. So one of them asks Santa sing, "Singh saab, how come you are celebrating?"….. comes the reply :

Its the first time that a sardar has died of "brain" tumour !!"

1 sardar ko telenor mey operator

1 SARDAR KO

‘TELENOR’

MEY OPERATOR KI JOB MEL GAE!!!!

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PEHLE HE DIN CALL AYE

SIR!!!!!!!!!

MERI TELENOR KI SIM BLOCK HO GAE HY

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SARDAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

‘TE SAALEYA U FONE DI SIM LE LA!!!!

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`*.¸.*´ ShAnOo

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PaRaCha”’

Theres a funeral procession of sardar going

There’s a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the

sardars in the ‘mayyat’ are dancing the bhangra and singing and general

‘balle balle’ is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead

of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its marriage baraat. So one of

them asks Santa Singh, ;Singh Saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur

aap naach rahe ho?; …..orges the reply, ;Haan ji! Hai hi baat badi kushi

ki!!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar brain tumour se mara hai!!!;…