Sardar was riding on a horse

Sardar was riding on a horse.

He breaks the red signal & a cop whistles.

Sardar lifts the tail of the horse & says: ‘Le Kar le Number Note’

Sardar prito ek wari i love you

Sardar: Prito ‘Ek wari I LOVE YOU keh day’

Prito: ‘Nahi Sharam Andi Ey’

Sardar: ‘Keh Day NA’

Prito: ‘Nahi Na’

Sardar: ‘Dhake To Fir Meri Bahen Nahi’

Sardar darvaze pe gun liye khara tha

Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha

Wife: y r u standing here?

Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon

Wife: To jao na..!

Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

Ek sardar tha uske paas ek kawvacrow

Ek Sardar tha..

Uske paas ek Kawva(Crow) tha..

Wo bauhot Mulayam (soft) tha..

To usne apne kawve ka naam kya rakha hoga?

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Microsoft

Mi-Crow-soft

1 sardar ko uska susar jotay mar

1 sardar ko uska Susar jotay mar raha tha

Reason?

Susar:eedi biwi ne hassptalon sms kita’Tusi pyo ban gaye o!’es hrami ne apne sare yaran nu forward kar dita!

Sardar ka beta 5 subjects mn fail

Sardar ka beta 5 subjects mn fail ho gya.

Sardar:

Hun minu Abba na boleen!

Beta:

Abba Awain chawla na mar

Ay school da test c, koi DNA test nai c.

Ek sardar ne ek cow ke kiss

ek sardar ne Ek Cow ke kiss kar le.

oor sath main he Toooba karny lagy k

Guru nanak g Mujy maaf kar dain mairy zehan main shaitan(devil) aa giya tha,

Ussy waqt Shaitan Hazir ho giya oor Sardar se kehny laga,

Oyee Ullu K Pathy yeh jo harkat tum ne ke yeh yeh harkat to mairy zehan main b nahe the

Sardar gose to the library and asks

SARDAR gose to the library and asks for a book ‘Psycho the rapist’

LIBRARIAN: Searches for a while and comes bak and slaps him and says:

‘PSHCHOTHERAPIST’ HAI SALAY

Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi

Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi ne pocha kia bat hai?

Sardar: mere susral ne Barat pe thoray logon ka kaha hai.

Pata nai abba mujhe le jata hay ya nahi.:-)

Sardar roti ka 1 tukra khud or

Sardar roti ka 1 tukra khud or 1 murghi ko khila rha tha.

Dost: ye kya kr rhe ho?

Sardar: hm khandani log hain.

Roz roti chicken k sath khatay hain…!

Sardar o banno car ki speed itani

Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..?

Biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.

Sardars intrview 4 new job interviewer

Sardar’s Intrview 4 New Job

Interviewer: Wht Did U Do B4 ?

Sardar: I Was In Army

Intrviewer: How Long Were U In Army?

Sardar: Five Foot Eleven Inch ……

Sardar k ghar chori ho gai chor

Sardar k Ghar Chori ho Gai Chor Uski B.V ka Zaivar Le Gaye:

Logon ny kaha:

Chalo Sardarji Izzat to Bach Gai Bhabi Ki.

Sardarji:

O Wech Wech K Tay Zaivar Liya C.

Sarther beta to bistar kyn lagay

Sarther: Beta to bistar kyn lagay?

Son: Ghr py to guest ane hn.

Sarther: Kon?

Son: Ami ka bhai or mera Mamo

Sarther: Phr 1 or lga , mera sala bi a rha hai.

Sardar ki behan bhag gaye 3 din

Sardar ki behan bhag gaye,

3 din baad wapas i…

Sardar(Dukh aur ghusse se) bola: ‘Hun Ki Lain I En?’

Behan: ‘NOKIA da moti lupi ala charger’.

Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower

Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said “India is developing fast, see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air

1 sardar ko girlfriend ne khane pe

1 sardar ko girlfriend ne khane pe bulaya.

Jb wo gya to gate py tala tha or lkha tha.

‘Mai ne to mazaq kia tha’

Sardar ny b nechy likh dia.

‘Mai kera aya c.

ardar : 1 biwi aur 3 bacche…

Sardar to girlfriend : Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana kar rahe hai.

Girlfriend : Tumhare ghar mein kaun kaun hai?

Sardar : 1 biwi aur 3 bacche…

America se aik sardar ne apni maan

America se aik sardar ne apni maan ki dead body India bheji, jis ke sath aik letter tha k amma ki dead body ap ko mil gai hogi. Amma ne kapron k neeche jo shirts pehn rkhi hein wo bhaiyon k liy, jo 5 socks k jode pehn rkhe hein wo sab k liy, amma k sarhane k neeche chocolates chote k liy, amma k balon mein poniyan chotii k liy, … aur agar kisi aur cheez ki zarurt ho to jaldi bata dena kion ke abba ki bhi halat khrab hai.

A lady was kissing a lion inside

A lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus.

Ring master asked can anyone do it?

Sardar G main aana haan par pehle sher nu hatao..

1 plane ka engine khrab hogiasub ne

1 plane ka engine khrab hogia.sub ne parachute le kr jump laga dia

Akhir me 1 Hindu rh gia us k liye parachute nhi bacha.Mjborun use aise hi jump lagana parha

Grte howe wo 1 srdar g k pas se gzra.Srdar ne hindu ko itni speed me jate dekh kr apna

Parachute chor

dia or bola

”Sady Nal race’aan!!!”…

Ek sardar ko poori raat macharo ne

Ek sardar ko poori raat Macharo ne bohat pareshan kia.

Uska dimag ghoom gaya

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Sardar ne zehar pee lia aur bola ab kato saalo sab ke sab maroge’

A sardar his wife filed an

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.

Judge asked :

How will you divide, you have 3 children?

Sardar replied :

Ok! We will apply next year.

“You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here,”

Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two drinks took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.

“You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here,” complained the pub-owner.

So the two Sardars exchanged their sandwiches.

Ek sardar doosre sardar se yaar bata

Ek Sardar doosre sardar se: Yaar bata motorcycle ke kitne tyre hote hai?

2nd sardar: 2 hote hai.

1st sardar: Nahi do nahi 6 hote hai

2nd sardar: Woh kaise?

1st sardar: Iss tarah 4 Motor ke aur 2 cycle ke

Santas qoute i have often wanted

Santa’s Qoute

“I have often wanted to drown my troubles… but I have not been able to convince my wife to go for a swim!

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Sardar what is the cost of hair

Sardar:

What Is The Cost Of Hair Cut?

Barber:

Rs 20

Sardar:

Then What Is The Cost Of Shaving?

Barber:

Rs 10

Sardar:

Oh! Ok Plz Shave My Head!!!

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`*.¸.*´ Lover

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Prince”

It was Santa’s wedding anniversary.

It was Santa’s wedding anniversary.

Preeto : Shall we have butter chicken to celebrate?
Santa : Why to punish the poor chicken for the mistake we have made.

Do sardar ek sath ja rahe the

do sardar ek sath ja rahe the k samne se us ki biwi aur girl friend a rahe thi ek sardar bola yar mere biwi mere girl friend ke sath kya kar rahe hai dosra sardar bola yar mein bhi yehi bolne wala tha

Sardar was sleeping in his bed room

Sardar Was Sleeping In His Bed Room With His Wife

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Why Are You Scrolling Down So Fast.

Let Him Sleep With His Wife.

1 sardar aur punjabi ka interview tha

1 sardar aur 1 punjabi ka interview tha..

punjabi se:

Q: taleem?

Ans: B.A

Q:Pakistan kab bana?

Ans: Koshish pehle se chal rahi thi par 1947

Q:Pakistan ka pm kon hai?

Ans: Bohat ae gae lekin ab Geelani sahab hai.

Sardar ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno answer yaad ker liye

1-B.A

2-1947

3-Geelani

ab sardar se:

Q:naam?

ans: B.A

Q:kab peda hue?

Ans: koshish pehlay sy chal rahi thi per 1947 me

Q: Baap ka naam?

Ans:wese to kitne aye ge lekin ab GEELANI sahab hai

Mr.Inside Mr.Outside

Mr.Inside went outside to see Mr.Outside. Inside standing outside called outside outside, but outside sitting inside called inside inside. When inside came inside outside went outside 2 see inside then outside called inside outside but inside from inside called outside. Now where is ur brain? Inside OR Outside?

Judge tum 3rd tym adalat ma

‘Judge : Tum 3rd tym adalat ma aa rhey ho,tumhe shram nhi ati?

Sardar : Oh janab Tusi roz aanday O,Tuwano nai aandi :-‘

Sardar joined new job.

Sardar joined new job. 1St day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so i made it alright

Sardar ki magni hue usko pata chala

Sardar ki Magni hue usko pata chala k uski mangetar ka kise se koi affair nhe tha. Sardar Ne Ye keh ker mahni tor de jab ye kise ki na hoskti to meri kya hoge….

Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home

Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.

Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like

"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."

A sardar wife were walking outside

A Sardar & A Wife Were Walking Outside

When The Wife Said,

“Oh Look At The Dead Bird!!!”

The Sardar Looked

At Sky & Said,

“Where, Where”???…

1 pathan ne sardar ko juta mara

1 pathan ne 1 sardar ko juta mara,

sardar:tum ne ye juta ghusay se mara ya mazaq se?

pathan: Gushy se.

Sardar:Acha hai warna me aisa mazaq bardasht nai karta,,.

On airport 3 men were wating 4

On airport 3 men were wating 4 their sons

Hindu:

Hamare amirzade ne ana hai

Muslim:

Hamare navabzade ne ana hai

Sardar:

saaday haramzade ne v ana hai

1 sardar bus main betha us

1 sardar bus main betha

us k samnay 1 molvi beth gia

sardar dar gia or bola ‘molana saab tusi dum darood walay oo yha bumb barood walay?’

A sardar was playing chess with his

A Sardar was playing chess with his donkey:

Friend: Aray Waah! Tera Gadha to bohat Intelligent hai.

Sardar: Khaak intelligent hai.

4 Main se 2 to Main Jeeta hon

He replied that the weather forecast

Once a Sardar had a glove on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so?

He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

delhli men kutta

Teacher: ‘Delhi me Kutubminar hai’
Sardar was sleeping & Teacher wakes him up.
Techer asks: ‘what i said’.
Sardar replies:’Delhi me Kutta bimar hai’ ..:

Sardar ki cycle chori ho gai to

Sardar ki cycle chori ho gai to us ne elaan kiya:

Meri cycle shaam tak wapis na mili to me wohi kroon ga jo mere bap ne kiya tha.

Chor dar gaya or cycle wapis kr di.phir us ne sardar se poocha:

Ap k bap ne kya kia tha?

Sardar:

‘Onay kisay hor di chuk lai si’

Ek sardar london me double story bus

Ek sardar london me double story bus me betha

condector ny usy upar bhej dia sardar bhagta hoa neche waps Aya or bola
marwae ga kya?
opar to driver hi nhi hy.

Sardar was writing the passive voice of

Sardar was writing the passive voice of ‘I MADE A MISTAKE’ Guess what did he write?? . ‘ I WAS MADE BY A MISTAKE ! ‘

SaaMer

(aik chota sa Shair)

+92 300 2711 588…

Sardar galti se daryaah men gir gaya

Sardar galti se Daryaah men gir gaya…

Doobtay Doobtay uske haath men Machli aayee.

usay pakar ker bahar phenka or bola:

Ja Tu to apni Jaan bacha le…!!

Sardar got computer job 1st day he

Sardar got Computer job

1st Day he workd till Night

Boss happy & asked what you did Today?

Sardar: Keyboard Alphabets were Not in order,so I arranged them

Sardar jee went to purchase a color

Sardar jee went to purchase a color TV.

Sardar jee to Shopkeeper: Do u sell color TVs.

Shopkeeper: Yes sir.

Sardar jee: Give me green one please….

Sardar yaar kal raat 3 ghante 1

Sardar: Yaar kal raat 3 ghante 1 ENGLISH FILM dekhi.,

Na Koi Seen tha, Na Aawaaaz.!

Friend: Film ka Naam kya tha.?

Sardar: “NO DISC INSERTED “

Sardar went in a hotel to wash

Sardar went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this the manager asked what was he doing. Sardar pointed towards the board "WASH BASIN"

Sardar dr saab mujhe koi aisi dawa

Sardar: Dr. Saab, mujhe koi aisi dawa den k main aankho se bol sakun . . aur kaano se dekh sakun..?

Dr: ghuse se..

Lo ye 2 goliya,

NAAK se chaba kr kha lo..

In bio practical examiner tell me

In Bio practical:

Examiner: Tell me the name of

this bird by seeing it’s legs only?

Sardar :I don’t know.

Examiner: You failed, what’s your name?

Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

Son to sardar papa 55 kitne hotay

Son to sardar

‘papa…

5+5 kitne hotay hain?

Sardar

‘ullu de pathay,

nalaiq,

Idiot,

Besharam,

Gadhay…

Tujhe kuch nahi ata..

Jaa andar se calculator la.!!

Drk band clinic k aagy lambi line

Dr.k band clinic k aagy lambi line thi..
1 sardar bar-bar line main ghusta,log osko pakar k pechy phaink daity…

sardar-lagy raho salo,kain b clinik nahi kholon ga……

TEACHAR AND SARDAR

Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
Sardar: You told me to do it without using tables.

Ek sardar apnay betay k sath lakriyan

Ek Sardar apnay betay k sath lakriyan kaatnay

jangal gaya. Wapsi mein rasta bhool gaya.

Sardar ghussay se apne betay ko maarnay laga

aur bola:

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kambakht main to rasta bhool gaya hun,

tu to ghar ja.

Sardar ki ma death ho gaiek sal

Sardar ki ma ki death ho gai,

ek sal bad sardar ka bap america sa wapis aya,us na poucha teri ma kahan ha, sardar bola wo to pichlay sal hi mr gai thi,sardar ka bap ronay lga or bola kuttay,kaminay to tu na mujhay btaya q nhi,sardar bola

Me na socha surprise don ga.@

A sardar was rejected at a job

A sardar was rejected at a job interview coz when he was asked to give an example of good team work he replied, ‘ GANGE RAPE’ ….!!!

Nurse : “What word was that?”

Santa : “During my operation, Nurse, I heard the surgeon use a four-letter word that upset me very much.”
Nurse : “What word was that?”
Santa : “Oops!”

Sardar bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena

SARDAR: Bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena..!

Storekeeper: App kale bulb ka kia karoge..?

SARDAR: dopher mei sone k liye andhera karna hai.. ;->