Sardar SMS Collection

“Kya nishana lagaya hai!”

An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls. Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “Kya

A sardarji doctor falls in love with

A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister…….

Accountant this painting is 500 years and

Accountant: This painting is 500 years and 20 days old. Sardar: Amazing! Where did you get this exact information? Accountant: I was here 20

Sardar why r all these people running

Sardar- why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar-If only the winner will get

Wo mera father hai koi petrol pump to nahi na

Ek sardar apne father k samne cigrate pi rahay the Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho? Sardar

1dulha apne dost srdar se shadi k

1dulha apne dost srdar se shadi k din Yar koi ayc bat bta jo me apni BV se kahun to wo heran ho jy?

Sardar was travelling in train a

Sardar was travelling in train, A woman sat on his son’s berth & didn’t getup… Sardar shouted: “THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH TO

One day a sardarji talking with his friend…

One day a sardarji talking with his friend… Sardarji: We have to learn telugu within 6 months or we will not be able to

Sardar ji ne new underwear kharida

Sardar ji ne new underwear kharida, Din bhr pury gaon ko pichy se dhoti utha utha kr dikha raha tha, Ghar lota to Behosh

1 sardar safar pe gaya chalte cahlte

1 Sardar safar pe gaya chalte cahlte raat ho gai us ne socha kisi ghar mein raat guzar lo.. 1st ghar: Sardar:kya may ap

Sardar told his son o tu ghabra

Sardar told his son: ‘‘o tu ghabra mat, tu to sher da puttar hai.‘‘ Beta:‘‘papaji,Class teacher bhi yehi bolti Hai k tu kisi jaanwar

Sardar amrud bech rha tha 1

Sardar amrud bech rha tha.. . 1 admi aya or bola, Sardar g agr amrud me kira nikla to? Sardar: To saaf baat hai…

Sardarni main kapray nichor k thak gayi

Sardarni: main kapray nichor nichor k thak gayi, tum mujhe ek spinner hi dila d. next day sardar ji SHAHID AFRIDI ko le aaye.

Once santa singh was riding a cycle

Once Santa Singh Was Riding A Cycle And He Suddenly Hit A Girl! So Girl Shouted, ‘Sala Ghanti Nahi Maar Sakta Tha!!!’ And Sardarji

A crow shits on a sardar his

A crow shits on a Sardar. His wife gives tissue paper to him. Sardar: Koi faida nahin, kawwa to urr gaya!

Sardarkal main bath room vich gya te

sardar:kal main bath room vich gya te uthay saap betha c. sardarni hy raba fir tusi ki kita? sardar:kuj nai me saap nu kya

Quot gt quot school i wai madam ne

:"-+._;->_.+-": sChoOL !)I wA!)I MadaM Ne Sardar No kutIyA Es gAL tAy kEh NIkI MadaM No kHeNdA sI < > " ‘ : ;

Memon k ghar twins peda huye

Memon K Ghar Twins Peda Huye Kisi Dost Ne Kha: Mubarak Ho 2 Bache Huey Hyn Memon: Aray Yar Bas 1 Kafi Tha Mgr

Jeeto i didnt know you smoked when

Jeeto: I didn’t know you smoked. When did you start? Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette but in

Teacher what happened in 1869 sardar

Teacher :what happened in 1869 ?Sardar : I don’t know .Teacher :stupid gandhiji was born ! Now tell what happened in 1873 ?Sardar :gandhiji

Dukndar srdar se tum hr roz mobile

Dukndar srdar Se: Tum hr Roz Mobile Ka nia Battry q Lete Ho? Srdar:yara!Hr Roz screen pa lika Aata He, Battry Lo Battry Lo

1 sardar jungle sey guzar raha tha

1 Sardar jungle sey guzar raha tha k os ney daikha k 1 sanp drakht par latka hua ha Sardar NIDO v pia kar

Sonpapa 55 how much sardarullehke patte gadhe

Son:papa 5+5 how much Sardar:Ullehke patte, gadhe ke aulath, nalayath, besharam, tujhe kuchbi nahi ata, ja jake andarse caliculater la

A sardarji went to a stdisdpco

A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice. 🙁 Guess why ? bcoz there it was written ?Number dial karnay

Sardar goes to buy an underwear on

Sardar goes to buy an underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this? Shopkeeper: Rs 500 Sardar: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao,

Ek sardar car me battery lagwane gaya

Ek sardar car me battery lagwane gaya, Mechanic ne poocha "EXIDE" ki lagaun? Sardar bole: yar, bar-bar kaun ayega DONO SIDE KI LAGADE! …

Theres a funeral procession of sardar going

There’s a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars in the mayyat’ are dancing the bhangra and singing

Sardarkal mere aba kunwain men gir gye

Sardar:Kal mere aba Kunwain men gir gye or zor zor se cheekhne lge: Bachao Bachao 2nd:Ab kese hen? 1st:Theek hi honge, kal se koi

Jo dil mein dard de use dildaar kehte hain

Jo dil mein dard de use dildaar kehte hain Aur jo sar mein dard de use sardar kehte hain.

Amrican sayshumarey haan shaadi email se hoti

Amrican Says:Humarey Haan Shaadi Email Se Hoti Hai. Sardarji:Muger Humarey Haan To Shaadi Female Hoti Hai.

Air hostes to sardar aap 1 ghante

Air Hostes To Sardar: Aap 1 Ghante Me 4 Bar TOILET Gaye… R U Ok? Kia Aap Ko Chain Nahi Hai..? Sardar: Chain Hai

Teacher who is ur favorite writer

Teacher : Who is Ur Favorite Writer? Sardar : Ur Daughter. Every Week She Give Me a Nice Love Letter…

Ek lrki intrview dne gye officr n

Ek lrki intrview dne gye officr n uski talim pchi to us n kha B.M.S.M.P Officer: ye ks digri ka nam ha girl: BOHT

India me ek ajeeb o gareeb sms hai bolta

India me ek Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hai, Bolta B hai Chalta B hai Khata B hai Monchen hen us ki Pagri pehnta hai Naam hai

Sardar saw a very high ufone tower

Sardar saw a very high Ufone tower &amp; Red light glowing on the top. Seeing this he said? Pak is developing fast see there

Sardar yar sooraj raat ko kyu nhi

Sardar: Yar Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nhi Nikalta? 2nd Sardar: kia pata nikalta bi ho andhera itna hota hy k dikhai kuch nhe deta….

sardar larki ko chertay hoay hor

*. .Sardar (larki ko chertay hoay) Hor soniye ki haal ey.? Larki(ghuse sy) Jo teri behan ka h. Sardar(hans kr) Acha acha,tay Taanu V

Boy ap muje apni beti ka hath

Boy.. ap muje apni beti ka hath de de main ap ko uss ke wazn jitna ‘SONA’ do ga Sardar.. sonchne ka moqa do.

Srdar apna radio thek krwane shop pe

Srdar apna radio thek krwane shop pe gea Dkandar:Radio to thek hai bs mosam khrab hone ki wja se nai chl raha Sardar: Theak

Manager asked to sardar at an interview

Manager asked to sardar at an interview Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X …

1 srdar pco gaya or jate hi

1 Srdar P.C.O Gaya or jate hi shopkeeper ko 3 thappar maray! Guess? Q mare? Shop pr likha tha, koi b ptcl nmbr dial

1st sardar 0ye agar neend na aye

1st sardar: 0ye agar neend na aye to kya kia jae? 2nd sardar: Neend ka intezaar karne se behtar hai k admee so he

Sardar taqreer karty huey kisi ko meri

Sardar Taqreer Karty Huey: Kisi Ko Meri Baat Par Aitraz to Nahi? Ek Bola: Jee Mujey Aitraz Hai. SARDAR: Tu Dafa Ho. Hor Kisi

Sardaro tere result da ki banya pappumiss

Sardar:O tere result da ki banya? Pappu:Miss kendi aey es class wich 1 sal hor laggay ga? Sardar:Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par fail

Sardar is climbing up the tree

Sardar is climbing up the tree. Monkey: drakht pe kyun aye ho? Sardar: apple khaney. Monkey: lakin ye to aam ka drakht hai. Sardar:

1 sardar ko telenor mey operator

1 SARDAR KO ‘TELENOR’ MEY OPERATOR KI JOB MEL GAE!!!! ; ; ; PEHLE HE DIN CALL AYE SIR!!!!!!!!! MERI TELENOR KI SIM BLOCK

Theres a funeral procession of sardar going

There’s a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars in the ‘mayyat’ are dancing the bhangra and singing

1 srdar roz kitchan me jata cheeni

1 srdar roz kitchan me jata. Cheeni ka daba kholta or band krdeta. Q k doctor ne kaha tha k apni SUGAR roz chek

Judge why r u arrested sardar for

Judge: why r u arrested? Sardar: for shopping early? Judge: well, that’s not a crime, anyway how early were u shopping? Sardar: before opening

A Sardar Beautiful Girl,

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl : “STUPID what r u doing?” Sardar : “B.Com final year”

Sardar was arrested 4 a road accidentjudge

Sardar was arrested 4 a road accidentJudge : how did accident occurSardar :I dont know sir I was sleeping

Sardar take a pressur cooker next day

Sardar take a Pressur cooker, next day he return the cooker.shop keeper y r u retrning it Sardar says Ghar mai jawan betian hain

Ardar was traveling in train a

?ardar Was Traveling In Train A Woman ?at &amp;#920;n His ?on?s ?erth&amp; Didn?t Getup ?ardar Wrote ?omplaint 2 Railway &amp;#920;fficer THIS LADY IS NOT

Sardar made a call to airport asked

Sardar made a call to airport. Asked, ‘How long is the journey from Punjab to America ?’ Receptionist: ‘One second Sir..’ Sardar: ‘Ok, thank

Aik sardar k 4 bache they govt

Aik Sardar k 4 bache they. govt ne elaan kia k jis k 5 bache honge use Rs. 20,000 mahana wazeefa dia jayga. Sardar

Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.

Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy. Sardar1 : Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2 : Aaho, truck number bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

A Sardar garment shop.

A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop. A customer girl asked: Underwear dikhana plz. Sardar thora sharmakar: G aaj pehna nahi

2 sardar wathcing match when dhoni hits

2 sardar wathcing match When dhoni hits a boundry 1st dekho goal hua. 2nd abbe tu sardar hi rahega, goal isme nahi cricket mein

Sardar ji had twins named tin

Sardar ji had twins Named TIN n MARTIN Again had twins named peter n repeater Again had twins max n climax Again had twins

1 sardar sheeshay k saamne beth kr

1 sardar sheeshay k saamne beth kr study krta tha Why? Bcoz of 3 reasons: Dobara revision na krna pare Apne ooper nazar rahe

What do you call a Sardar who drinks only beer?

What do you call a Sardar who drinks only beer? – Just-beer Singh (’T’ silent!).

Sardar cycle pe faqeer k pas se

sardar cycle pe faqeer k pas se guzra.. Faqeer ne kaha ALLAH k nam pe kuch dy do! Sardar cycle rokte hue, chal peeche

Yaar kal raat 3 ghante 1 ENGLISH FILM dekhi.,

Sardar: Yaar kal raat 3 ghante 1 ENGLISH FILM dekhi., Na Koi Seen tha, Na Aawaaaz.! Friend: Film ka Naam kya tha.? Sardar: “NO

Can you lend me 2000 rs i

can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar

Sardar apni balcony main shirt utar ker

Sardar apni balcony main shirt utar ker betha tha, Dost kehta hai yaar kya chest hain! Sardar fakhar se, ye to kuch bhi nahi

Teacher to sardar 5 janwaro k nam

Teacher to sardar: ‘5 janwaro k nam batao jo pani me rahte he?’ Sardar: ‘Fish’ Teacher: ‘Good and baqi 4?’ Sardar: ‘Fish di Maa,

Train chali sardar ji 1 dibbe mai

Train chali, Sardar ji 1 dibbe mai char gaye.. TT bola: kyun paa ji, nazar nhe aate, ye ladies ka dibba hai. Sardar ji:

Sardar karri kha raha tha ek

Sardar karri kha raha tha ek makhi usme beth gai, Sardar usay ura k bola: ‘Chal hat pagli yeh woh nahi jo tu samhaj

Sardar at an art gallery

Sardar at an art gallery “I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call a modern art?” Art Dealer, “I beg your pardon

Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha

Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya aur achank chillaya… Kamine log sandaas bhi aise karte

After finishing mbbs sardar starts his practise

After finishing MBBS. sardar starts his practise! He checked his 1ST patient’s Eyes Tongue and Ears By TORCH! and Finally he said ‘Battery is

Wife 2 sardar oo ji car ki

Wife 2 sardar: oo ji car ki speed itni kyun barha di? Sardar bola: oo gee car k break fail ho gaye hain! Accident

Teacher batao k chooza anday sy kysy

Teacher: Batao k Chooza anday sy kysy nikalta hy? Sardar: Miss ey gal eyni Important nai, Sochan wali gal ey wa k ey kanjr

A Teacher lecturing on population

A Teacher lecturing on population – In India after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up, we

Frnd to sardar ji kya

Frnd to sardar : sardar ji kya bat hai Aaj Tumharay Mobile Par Bohat Calls Aa Rahi Hain . . . . Sardar ji:

Sardar aap k father ki death kaise

sardar: aap k father ki death kaise hui? friend: burhape ki waja se sardar: hamare mohallay mein isi beemari ki waja se kyi bache

A sardar saw a beautiful girlhe went

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: ?STUPID what r u doing?? Sardar: B.Com final year

Ek sardar ko koi mobil pe tang

Ek sardar Ko Koi Mobil Pe Tang Krta Tha Ek Din sardar Ny New Sim Khred Kr Usy Msg Kia Me Ne Wo No

Aik sardar europe gia wahan us ko

Aik sardar Europe gia wahan us ko police ne roka aur investigation start kar di.. Sardar ko english nai ati thi.. Us ne Sick

Aik sardar apni girl friend se kehta

Aik Sardar Apni Girl Friend se kehta hay…….. Sardar: Prito ek wari i love u keh de.. Prito: Nai main nu sharam Aandi ae..

Sardar 2 hotel manager jaldi chalo meri

Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai’ …. Managr: wht can i do? .. Sardr:

Sardar raised his bat on scoring 35

Sardar raised his bat on scoring 35 runs Sachin asks him"It’s not a 50 or 100". Srdr says"ONLY a graduate can understand the importance

Sardar: Oye! Girlfriend hogi teri meri to sister hai

Sardar apni sister ke saath bike pe ja raha tha. Boy: Oh! Paaji girlfriend k saath kaha ja rahe ho. Sardar: Oye! Girlfriend hogi

Aik admi ko jin chimadh gya sardar

AIK ADMI KO JIN CHIMADH GYA AIK SARDAR NE DAWA KIYA KE MAIN JIN NAKAL SAKTA HOON SARDAR NE US ADMI KE SAR PER

Why cant sardars dial 911 they

Why can’t Sardars dial 911? They can’t find the 11 on the phone…

A tiger killed a sardar in zoo

A tiger killed a sardar in zoo. A man asked y did u killed only sardar in crowd? . . Tiger-aur kya karta… kab

Sardaro tere result da ki banya pappumiss

Sardar:O tere result da ki banya? Pappu:Miss kendi aey es class wich 1 sal hor laggay ga? Sardar:Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par fail

Sardar manmohan singhs next election agenda

Sardar Manmohan Singh?s Next Election Agenda: 1)Ban On Sardar Jokes. 2)Bolo Tara Rara Will Be D National Song. 3)11 Ke Baad Seedha 1 Bajega.

Sardar doctor se oye dr tenu taankay

Sardar Doctor Se: Oye Dr. Tenu Taankay Laanay Aanday Ne ?? Doctor: Haan je, Dasso Kithay Lanay Ne ?? Sardar : Ay zra Meri

Sardar wins 10 crores from lottery ticket

Sardar wins 10 crores from lottery ticket. Dealer gave 7 crores after deducting tax. Angry sardar: give me 10 crores, otherwise give my 20

Sardarni oji utho utho raat k 2

Sardarni: oji! Utho utho raat k 2 baj rahe hain! Sardar: offo! Itni raat ko kyun jagaya? Sardarni: aap neend ki goli lena bhool

Ek sardar bench par leta howa tha

Ek Sardar Bench par Leta howa tha, Wahan se ek Angrez guzra aur Sardar se Poocha: Are u relaxing? Sardar:No, I am Ranjeet Singh!

Salesman paaji cockroach ka powder lo gey

SALESMAN; Paaji, Cockroach ka powder lo gey kya? SARDAR; Nahi Hum cockroch k itnay laad nahi uthatay.! Aaj powder denge to kal lipstick mange

Ek srdar pco shop pr gya

Ek srdar PCO shop pr gya. . . Aur Operator ko zordar 2 thappar lagaye . Guess y? . . . Bcz . shop

Sardar selling parashoot plane se kudo

Sardar: selling parashoot “plane se kudo, button dabao aur zamen pe safely LAND karo” custmer:”agar parashoot nahi khula”? Sardar: “O paa G Change hojae

Grammar teachr 2 sardr jamila rozana

Grammar teachr 2 Sardr: ‘jamila rozana larkon se milti he’ Batao is jumley mein jamila kya he? . . . . . . .

Sardar ne apnay dost ko phone kia

Sardar Ne Apnay Dost Ko PhoNe kIa Or bOLa k MainAy AbAy sE 50,000 Lia Tha, mAgr Mujh sE Gum Ho gAye, aB AbA

What is oxford?

Q: What is ford? Sardar: Gaddi. Q: What is oxford? Sardar: Its so simple yaar, bail gaddi

Sardar ke ghar uske sasural wale aaye

Sardar ke ghar uske sasural wale aaye, biwi boli jao bahar se kuch le kar aao. Sardar bahar gaya or taxi lekar aa gaya