Sardar SMS Collection

A Teacher lecturing on population

A Teacher lecturing on population – In India after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up, we

Ek sardar ko 5oo or 50 note

Ek Sardar ko 5OO Or 50 Note Chapnay Ka Tender MiLa Sardar Ne Kagaz Paper Bachanay Liay ek Taraf 500 Or Dosri Taraf 50

Sardar apne bete se Bola

Sardar apne bete se Bola: Oye, Gabra mat. Tu sher da puttar hay Beta: Oye Papaji Teacher bhi yehi bolti hay k tu kisi

Es line ki english banao,

Teacher to Santa : Es line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya. Santa : He done his work and

Panjabi uk gya airport officer ne name

Panjabi UK gya, Airport officer ne name pucha, Panjabi: ‘Umer Draz Bhatti’ Officer: English may bolo, Panjabi kuch dair sochne k baad, ‘LONG LIFE

Sardar aba g ma apni biwi nu

Sardar: Aba G! Ma apni biwi nu sms kita k rati awan ga. Ma gya te O ksi hor nal suti hoi si. Me

Sardar lost his cheque book manager

Sardar lost his cheque book; Manager: take care, any one can put ur signature? Sardar: how can others sign? i’m not a fool, i’ve

Teachr ne shrab k nuqsan class ko

Teachr ne SHRAB k nuqsan class ko bataye. 1 KEERA SHRAB me dala toh mar gya Teachr askd:"Ap Ne Kia Sekha." Sardar: "SHRAB pene

Judge why r u arrested sardar for

Judge: why r u arrested? Sardar: for shopping early? Judge: well, that’s not a crime, anyway how early were u shopping? Sardar: before opening

Sardar wz running vry fast to his

sardar wz running vry fast to his home instead of using his vehicle When he reached home his wife angrly said: ?ardar g, car

Aik sardar k pas kawacrow thawo bht

Aik sardar k pas kawa(crow) tha,wo bht soft tha. Batao sardar ne apnay kaway ka kia nam rakha hoga. Socho socho. Microsoft My-crow-soft..!!

Sardar to pathan batti te kintay honday

Sardar to Pathan: Batti te Batti kintay honday ? Pathan:Very simple Do Battian….

Doctor sardar se aap k bachay ke

Doctor Sardar se: Aap k bachay ke Taang katni paray ge. . Sardar zor se cheekha naheeeeee! . Doctor: Kea hua? . Sardar: Pahlay

Sardar ki biwi report karti hai mera

Sardar ki biwi report karti hai. Mera husband aik hafta pehle potato lene gaye thay abhi tak wapis nahin aye. Inspector bhi sikh tha,said

Sardarji went to party and introduced his

Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends. I am Sardar and this is sardarney, this is my kid and this

Sardar ka ladka im a complan boy

Sardar Ka Ladka: I’m A Complan Boy… Sardar Ki Ladki: I’m A Complan Girl…. Sardar: Sala Paida Mene Kiya Or Naam Kisi Or Ka…

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant

A Sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger on the last of menu:Bring this. Waiter:OH! You cant get it because he

2ND : Gold ring de de.

SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun? 2ND : Gold ring de de. 1ST : Koi badi cheez

1 sardar k ghar me billi rhti

1 sardar k ghar me billi rhti thi sardar billi se tang akr usy kahi chor aya. gar aya to bili ussy pehly ponch

“Today’s dinner should be light”

Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth? – Because his doctor advised him “Today’s dinner should be light”

Ardar writes 2 ill gates abt pc

?ardar writes 2 ?ill gates abt PC and windows problems: 1.My child learned MS WORD now he wants MS SENTENCE 2.I find only RE-CYCLE

Tech jab bijli chamkti ha to hum

Tech: jab bijli chamkti ha to hum ko roshni pehly aor awaz bad me Q ati ha? Serdar: Kyonki hamari aankhen aagey hai aur

Sardar beta ye kaisi machis lay kar

SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar

Sardar saw a very high airtel tower

Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower & red light glowing on the top, seeing this he said “India is developing fast, see there

Sardar got into a bus on 1st

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said april fool.

In a theater a little child with

In a theater A Little Child with his Parents starts Crying loudly….. SARDAR in theater loudly to lady: "Ehde muunh wich 1 mumma paade….."

Sardar 2 kanjos sari dunya mazar ko

Sardar 2 kanjos: Sari Dunya Mazar ko chom rhe hai or tu is Admi ko chom rha hai, Kyun? Kanjos:Chup kar ja Bwaqoof! Tujhy

Mujh sy aksar woh aik hi sawal

Mujh sy Aksar Woh Aik hi Sawal Poochti hy, . Tum Mujhy itna pyar Q Krty ho, Koi Ja kar bata dy Usko, “.~Z!

Once a sardar bought banaspatee teen and

once a sardar bought a banaspatee teen and say to the shopkeeper where is my gift ?shopkeeper said why? serdar said there is written

Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many

Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many coins I have in my pocket? Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1? Sardar:Oji, I will give

Doctor bachey ko paani dene se pehle

Doctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle boil ker lena chahiye … Sardar: Lekin Janab Boil karne se bacha marr tou nahi jaye ga…

Sardar ek dafa cricket khel kr aya

Sardar ek dafa cricket khel kr aya, dost ne pocha: Kitne runs banae, . . . . . Sardar bola: Century hone main 100

Ik sardar bus tay baitha full

Ik sardar bus tay baitha tay bus full. Conductor: Sardar ge, tusi chatt tay bai jao. Sardar: Bohat achay, main chatt tay bai jawan,

Million soldiers to protect a country,

It takes thousand workers to build a castle, Million soldiers to protect a country, But just one woman to make a Happy Home! Let’s

Bhikaari sardar se mujhe khanay ko

Bhikaari sardar se: Mujhe khanay ko kuchh mil sakta hai Sardar: Kal ka saalan kha Lo gay Bhikhaari: Ji haan bilkul Sardar: Chal fair

Boss asked sardar to buy 2 corner

Boss asked Sardar to buy 2 corner tickets for a movie to watch with his girlfriend . . Sardar bought 2 corner tickets A1……………………….A30.

“Oye tu aaj Doctor ke paas janewala tha na,

Santa “Oye tu aaj Doctor ke paas janewala tha na, kyo nahi gaya? Banta “Nahi yaar aaj tabiyat thodi kharab hai, kal chala jaaunga.”

Sardar cigarette hai dokanwala we dont sell

Sardar: cigarette hai? Dokanwala: we don�t sell cigs. Next day, S: cig hai? D: kal bataya tha yahan nahi baichtay. Next day, S: cig

Sardar ji se kisi ne pocha

Sardar ji se kisi ne pocha: sardarji aqal bari ya bhens? sardar ji kafi dair sochte rahe phir kaha: ‘o pa ji… dono ki

1 sardar bus mein molvi dekh kar

1 Sardar Bus mein 1 molvi dekh kar darte darte poochta hy, . . . Molvi Saab, Tussi . . . . . .

Sardar apni girlfriend k sath date liye

Sardar apni girlfriend k sath date k liye oil mein naha k jata hai GF: ap oil mein kiun nahay? Sardar: meine suna tha

Sardar what is the name of

Sardar : What is the name of your car ? Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’. Sardar : Oye

Sardarni main kapray nichor k thak gayi

Sardarni: main kapray nichor nichor k thak gayi, tum mujhe ek spinner hi dila d. next day sardar ji SHAHID AFRIDI ko le aaye.

Ek sardar hath me cycle uthai bhaga

Ek sardar hath me cycle uthai bhaga bhaga ja raha tha. Rastay me uske dost ne shop se awaz di.. “SARDAR GEE BARI JALDI

Wife darling aaj kuch aisa karo ke

Wife: Darling, aaj kuch aisa karo ke mere paseenay nikal jaayen! Sardar uthta hai aur ja ke AC aur fan off kar daita hai.

Sardarji’s intelligence?

How do you measure Sardarji’s intelligence? – Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear

Sardar frnd got tired of mobile

Sardar & Frnd got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon reaches Frnd without message. Angry Frnd calls Sardar! Sardar:

Sardaron k gaon may nadi pr bridge

Sardaron k gaon may nadi pr bridge banaya gya builder ne kaha: boht acha ho gya sardar: han ji, pehle dhoop may ter k

1 jin sharab pene k liye insan

1 jin sharab pene k liye insan k roop me ya. 12 glass p gya. Sardar: Tenu chari ni? Jin: Main jin hoon. Sardar:

Teacher 2 sardar jis ko sunai na

Teacher 2 sardar: Jis ko sunai na de use English me kya kahenge? Sardar: Jo marzi keh do g Us ko kaunsa kuch sunai

Teacher ek aisa sentense batao jis

TEACHER : Ek Aisa Sentense Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI , PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi Use Hua Ho . . . .

A sardar is sing patriotic song ampquotampquotey mere

A SARDAR IS SING A PATRIOTIC SONG-""EY MERE VATAN KE LOGON JARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI, JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKEE, TUSSI GHAR

Sardar told his servant go and water

Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant it’s already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.

While in a drug store

While in a drug store Sardar :I’d like some vitamins for my grandson. Clerk : Sir, vitamin A, B or C? Sardar : Any

Sardar english k paper main fail ho

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya, He did translation: 1.Main aam admi nahi hon I’m not a mango man 2.Sarda or garma

A sardar on an interview

A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question: Interviewer : Who Killed Gandhi Gee? Sardar : Thanks for

Train mai ek husband apni wife say

Train mai ek husband apni wife say: ‘tujh say shadi kar k pachta raha hoon.’ ‘dil karta hai tujhe kutttay k aagay daal doon’

Theres a funeral procession of sardar going

There’s a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars in the ‘mayyat’ are dancing the bhangra and singing

Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare

Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare yahan saadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai isper sardar bola kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female

Ustaad sardar se bitao pine apple

Ustaad sardar se ; bitao pine apple aur coconut ke tree mein kia farak hai, Sardar ; kafi dair sochney ke baad dono pe

1 din daku sardar k ghar mein

1 din 1 daku 1 sardar k ghar mein ghuss gaya or bula SONA kahan hai sardar g ullu de patthe pura ghar khali

Ek sardar train main safar ker reha

ek sardar train main safar ker reha tha,,,sardar ne kuch ziada he kha liya k us ko Toilet jana para,,toilet main gate k samne

A lady was kissing a lion inside

A lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus.. Ring master asked can anyone do this? Sardar: Sala larki se darta kaun

Sardar 1 ghar k neechay khara su su

Sardar 1 ghar k neechay khara ‘su-su’ kar raha tha, ooper say 1 Lady boli,; Nazar nahi aa raha diwaar hay, Sardar bola; Thora

Eik sardar ja rha tha raste mein

Eik sardar ja rha tha raste mein 1board nazar aaya likha tha ‘PARHNE WALA GADHA’ sardar ko ghussa charha Mita ke likh dia’ LIKHNE

Sardar to milkman bhaiyya tum do din

Sardar to Milkman: Bhaiyya tum Do din kyu nahi Aaye? Milkman: Aapki Bhabhi ki tabiyat kharab thi. Sardar: to Bhains ka dudh le aate!

Sardar ki maa usay kehti haiapne sasural

Sardar ki maa usay kehti hai:apne sasural me har bat ‘BARHA CHARHA’ ke karna taa’ ke sasural walon pe tera ROUB rahe… Sardar sasural

Twinkle little sardar we all wonder what

Twinkle Twinkle Little SARDAR We All Wonder What They R Up Above A Jura So High Like An Antena In The Sky Dimag Ka

2 sardars w3r3 crossing railway tracksth3y saw

2 sArdars w3r3 crOssinG rAilwAy trAcks.th3y sAw a trAin cOming 2wArds D3M sUdd3nly th3y b3nd dOwn y? . . . . . . bcOz

Sardar g 1 shoe store gaye aur

Sardar G 1 Shoe Store gaye aur 1 shart rakhi k ager mri shart poori hui phir KHUSSA lon ga, Pata hai woh Shart

Har taraf bikhare hai teri yaad ke

har taraF bikhare hai teri Yaad ke hi niSHaaN meri har eik cheez mein hai teri hi parchaaiYaan tu hi hota hai..tu hi rehta

A bird was disturbing a sardar all

A bird was disturbing a Sardar all the time. Finally the Sardar caught it and decided to kill it cruelly: He took it to

Sardar 1 naye detergent se shirt dhoyi

SARDAR 1: Naye Detergent se shirt dhoyi to chhoti ho gayi? Ab kya karoon? SARDAR 2: Usi Detergent se NAHA le? Woh shirt fit

Sardar duniya ka sub se purana janwar

Sardar: duniya ka sub se purana janwar konsa hai. Pathan: Zebra. Sardar: wo kese? Pathan: oye yara wo abhi tak Black n White hai.

1 sardar pe cycle chori ka ilzaam

1 Sardar Pe Cycle Chori Ka Ilzaam Tha Lekin Saboot Na Hony Ki Waja Se Adalat Ne Bari Kar Diya, Jaty Howy Sardar Judge

Teacher hmesha yaad rkho hum is dunya

Teacher: Hmesha yaad rkho hum is dunya me doosron ki khidmat karne aaye hn. sardar : Wah g wah! Te fer dosre ki Amb

1 sardar ko jazz mein operatr

1 sardar ko jazz mein operatr ki job mil gyi.Pehle he din call ayi . . ‘Sir meri jazz ki sim blok ho gyi

Sardar doc sab mere sir mei dard

Sardar: Doc sab mere sir mei dard hai…! Doctor: ye goli le lo, ise suba shaam doodh k sath kahana hai…! Sardar: konsay doodh

Sardar ro raha tha dost kiun rote

Sardar ro raha tha. Dost: Kiun Rote Ho? Sardar: Meri Murghi Mar Gy He, Dost: Mera Baap Mar Gya Magar Main To Nahin Roya,

Sardar 1 o yar me kal film

Sardar 1: o yar! Me kal film dekhne theater gaya! Wahan such much admi ko kat rahe thy sardar2: o tu konse theater gaya

Sardarni sardar ji tusi ik haath naal

Sardarni, ‘Sardar Ji! Tusi Ik Haath Naal Gaddi Chala Lenday Oo..?’ Sardar (Shokhi Naal), ‘Haan Chala Leana!’ Sardarni, ‘Te Fair Dujay Haath Naal Nak

Sardarshirt ke liye kapra dekhana salesmanplain

Sardar:Shirt Ke Liye Kapra Dekhana SalesMan:PLAIN Main Dikhaon? Sardaar:Hawaai Jahaaz Tak Jaane Ki Kya Zarurat Hai Yahein Dikha Do na……

Sardar to his friend yaar bari mushkil

sardar. to his friend: yaar bari mushkil main hoon mairi Bivi mujh say aik kiss ka RS.100 laiti hay friend.Acha,yaar to baara lucky hay

Sardar math vich fail q hoya son

Sardar: Math Vich fail Q hoya? Son: Kadi teacher kendi ay 4+4=8 Agle din kendi ay 6+2=8, fair kendi ay 7+1=8 Sali Nu Aap

Aek sardar apne dost k sath kahin

Aek sardar apne dost k sath kahin ja raha tha… RASTAY main aek kawway(crow) ne sardar ki shirt pe bit kardi… sardar k dost

Sardar tainu tairna aanda hai frnd

Sardar: Tainu tairna aanda hai? Frnd: No Sardar: Tere naalon ta kutte changey ne jehre tair lende ne Frnd: Tenu tairna aanda hai? Sardar:

Lawyer to sardar geeta pe haath rakh

Lawyer to sardar: Geeta pe haath rakh kar kaho ke Sardar: Kamal hai,Seeta pe haath rakha to baat court tak pohanch gayi ab bol

Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.

Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home. Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like “Saala phone utha ke bolta

Sardar gifted a card 2 his dad

Sardar gifted a card 2 his dad On his birthday with a sher “Phool bahut hai par gulab jaisa koi nahi Mere baap to

Teacher zindagi main aisa kaam karo k aap

Teacher-Zindagi Main Aisa Kaam Karo K Aap ka Naam Dunya K Charo’n Kono Me Phel Jaye … Sardar- ”Aisa Nai Ho Skta” Kyunk Dunya

Sardar je ka bacha school jatay huay

Sardar je ka bacha school jatay huay bhot ro raha tha. sardar je bolay shar day bachay ronday nai bacha bola shar day bachay

Sardar i havent slept all nite in

Sardar I haven’t slept all nite in the train. Friend : Why Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend why did you not changed Sardar :Oye,

Phansi se pehlay inspector ne sardar g

Phansi se pehlay inspector ne sardar g se poocha. Bata teri aakhri khwahish kya hai? Sardar G: Mera sir neechay aur tangain ooper ker

Sardarji goes to the library and slams

Sardarji goes to the library and slams the book on the table and complains, “Too many characters no story” Librarian, “So u are the

Sardar amrud bech rha tha

Sardar amrud bech rha tha.. . 1 admi aya or bola, Sardar g agr amrud me kira nikla to? Sardar: To saaf baat hai…

Once prince charles and sardarji were having

Once prince charles and sardarji were having dinner prince said? pass the Wine u Divine? Sardar thinks how poetic, he says ?pass the Custard

sikh iz king sikh thuwaday

😉 SIKH IZ KING..!! Sikh: Thuwaday Vich Sab toOn vAadda Badmaash Kaira aAy. JaGu: G hAziR Janab..!! Sikh: Main Qabza Lena Chanda Aan. JaGU:

Why did 18 sardars go to a

Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie? Because below 18 was not allowed. …

Jin sardar se kia hukam hai mere

Jin Sardar Se: Kia Hukam Hai Mere Aaqa Sardar: Koi Acha Sa Shair Sunao Jin: Hukam Karo Bakwas Nahi Me Jin Hun Faraz Nahi..