Sardar SMS Collection

Wifeplease bike taze na chalao mujhey dar

Wife:Please bike taze na chalao mujhey dar lag raha hay. Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay to meri tarah ankhein band kar

Sardaar doc saab mein chashma laga ke

Sardaar: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke par to sakoon ga? Doctor: Haan, bilkul. Sardaar: To phir theek hai doc saab varna un-par aadmi

Ek jagah par likha tha ke 10

ek jagah par likha tha ke 10 rupay main jitne be naam khao sardar ne itne naan khae ke wo chal bi nai sakta

Band master :

Band master : Santa ji, aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaana hain, uss hisab se rate lagega? Santa : 2-3 gaa kar

Sardar jadon meri navi shadi hui menu

Sardar: Jadon meri navi navi shadi hui, menu meri biwi inni s0hni lagdi c k dil karda c kha hi jaawan. Friend:’Aur ab?’ Sardar:.

“Don’t call me now”.

Sardar petrol pump gaya,wahan usne ek board pe likha dekha, “Don’t use mobile here”. Sardarji ne mobile nikala or har dost ko phone kar

Breaking news atm gulshan e iqbal is jammed

Breaking News ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed & Not In Working Condition . . . Because . . . Sardar’s Wife Put Hair pin

Eik sardar ja rha tha raste mein

Eik sardar ja rha tha raste mein 1board nazar aaya likha tha ‘PARHNE WALA GADHA’ sardar ko ghussa charha Mita ke likh dia’ LIKHNE

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please give me a fancy number!!!

Sardar: What is my exam number…??? Teacher: Its 438625. Sardar: I paid Rs.1000 for exam, please give me a fancy number!!!

A sardar as a director u should

A Sardar as a Director: U should jump 2 da swimingpool 4rm 100 ft height. Actor: i don’t know swiming. Sardar Director: Oye dn’t

Sardarni sardar ko doctor k pas ley

Sardarni, sardar ko doctor k pas ley kar gai. Doctor: main ney ye medicin likh di hai ye ap ney doodh k sath khilani

Train chali sardar ji 1 dibbe mai

Train chali, Sardar ji 1 dibbe mai char gaye.. TT bola: kyun paa ji, nazar nhe aate, ye ladies ka dibba hai. Sardar ji:

Sardar to his wif kitni bar kaha

Sardar to his wif, Kitni bar kaha he shalwar mai nala dho ke dala karo is waja se aj muje pedal chalna par gaya

1 sardar ne aag bhujane k leyea

1 SARDAR NE AAG BHUJANE K LEYEA PHOONK MARI TU OSKE PEECHAY SE HAWA NIKLE ! ! DOBARA PHOONK MARTA HY TO PER NEKAL

Nurse gave a newborn baby to sardar

Nurse gave a newborn baby to sardar. He screamed with joy: "Oye Puttar hua hai! Puttar hua hai!" Nurse shouted: "Abay andhe! Larki hui

Master duniya gol hai sardar aap

Master: Duniya Gol hai. Sardar: Aap kehtay hain to maan laita hoon… Warna mera Abba tu kehta hai k… Duniya Bari ‘PEHN CHOD’ hai…!

Why did 18 Sardarjis go to a movie?

– Why did 18 Sardarjis go to a movie? – Because below 18 was not allowed.

Aaj Powder Denge To Kal Sala Lipstick maangay ga..:

Salesman: Sir, aap Cockroch k Liye Powder Loge Kya? Sardar: Cokroach Ko Itna Laad Pyar Nai Karte. Aaj Powder Denge To Kal Sala Lipstick

Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya

Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya … Mechanic – Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ? Sardar – Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal

Aik sardar ne road per khari car

Aik Sardar ne road per khari car k neechay kutty ko leta howa dekha, To kutty ko dum se khencha or kaha . .

Girl ye pars pakrro kholna naime abi

Girl: Ye pars pakrro, Kholna nai,me abi ai, . Sardar ne khola us me Rubr ka LUN Nikla, . Girl(Wapsi par): Khola to nai

Aik engraiz nay pind main ailan karwana

Aik engraiz nay pind main ailan karwana tha. Us ko translater nahin mil raha tha. Atlast us ko aik sardar mil gaya. Ab engraiz

Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi

Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi ne poocha kya bat hai? Sardar: Mere susral ne Barat pe thoray logon ka kaha hai. Pata

Boss asked sardar to buy 2 corner

Boss asked SARDAR to buy 2 CORNER Tickets for a Movie to watch with his Girlfriend. Sardar bought 2 corner tickets . . .

Sardar orders pizza waiter sir shud

Sardar orders Pizza. Waiter: Sir shud I cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces? Sardar: 4 Hi kar de, 8 khaye nahi

one day ek sardar khaana kha raha tha…

one day ek sardar khaana kha raha tha… – – – – – – – – – – – – Abe kya hai sardar

Man to Sardar:

Man to Sardar: tell me,what is the meaning of SMS? Sardar angrily said, i know – it means.. S – Sardaron ke M –

Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

In Bio practical: Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it’s legs only? Sardar :I don’t know. Examiner: You failed, what’s

1 sardar interview k liya gaya

1 Sardar Interview K Liya Gaya, Officer: ‘Tum Kitne Bhai Behen Ho? Sardar : 9 Officer: ‘Un Men Tumhara Konsa Number Hai ? Sardar

2 sardars were fighting after exam sir

2 sardars were fighting after exam. Sir: Y r u fighting? 1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank, Sir: So what? 1

Aik srdr xamz mai billi le kr

Aik s@rd@r XamZ MAI BiLLI lE Kr ja rAha thA? Kis nE PocHa xmAz mE BILI KU le kR JA rahE? S@rd@r:yAr tenO Ni

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn’t turns up for four days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I’m coming daily since

Sardar dukhi tha kisi ne pocha

Sardar dukhi tha, kisi ne pocha Kun tension me ho? Sardar: Yar ek dost ko plastic surgery k liye 2 lakh diye the, ab

Sardar raised his bat on scoring 35

Sardar raised his bat on scoring 35 runs Sachin asks him"It’s not a 50 or 100". Srdr says"ONLY a graduate can understand the importance

How can u identify a sardar in

How can u identify a sardar in classroom ? try . . . . . think? very simple . . . . just see

Ek larki sardar se takrai aur boli

Ek lArKi saRdAr sE tAkRaI aUr bOli: I aM sOrrY. SarDar: I aM diLgEeT sInGh NyC 2 mEEt yOu mIss sOrrY …=P;-> (,”) CuTe

Sardar ki tang main geri chot lag

sardar ki tang main geri chot lag gaya tha NURSE:is main 10 tanke lagenge SARDAR:kitna kharcha hoga NURSE: 3000 SARDAR tanka lagwana he karhayi

Sardar ji se kisi ne pocha

Sardar ji se kisi ne pocha: sardarji aqal bari ya bhens? sardar ji kafi dair sochte rahe phir kaha: ‘o pa ji… dono ki

Shaadi mein khana khula sardar ko plate

Shaadi mein Khana Khula: Sardar Ko Plate Nahi Mili. Sardar Apni Jholi Main Khana Daalne Laga. Logon ne Poocha Ye Kya? Sardar: Daagh To

Y do sardarjee keeps an empty bottte

Y dO SArdArjeE kEepS aN eMptY bOttTe iN a FriDgE? ? ? ? ? aNy Guesses? ? ? ? COz itS fOr tHeM wHo

Why do Sardars have see-through lunch box lids?

Why do Sardars have see-through lunch box lids? So that when they’re on the train they can tell if they’re going to work or

Teacher sabaq phir parh0 sadaqat ka amanat

Teacher: sabaq phir parh0 Sadaqat ka Amanat ka Shujaat ka Sardar: lo kar lo bat! Apna yad hota nhi or sadaqat amanat aur shujaat

Ek sardar ko exam main koi sawal

Ek Sardar ko Exam main Koi Sawal Nahi Aata Tha: Sardar Ne Har Sawal K Neeche ||||||||||||||| Is Tarha Ki Lines Laga Kar Neche

Agar sadaron kee char tangein hoti to

Agar Sadaron Kee Char Tangein Hoti To Kya Hota? Its Simple?Phir Un Mein Aur Bandron Mein Ziada Farq Naheen Rahey Gha? …

In maths exam sardar was dancing instead

In maths exam sardar was dancing instead of writing GUESS Y? Becoz someone told him that there r marks 4 EVERY STEP! :)…

Sardar g hath mein cycle pakray huwy

Sardar G hath mein cycle pakray huwy bhag rha tha kisi ne aaawaz di: sardar G 1 Cup Cha pee jao. Sardar: Mery kol

Sardar 1 naye detergent se shirt dhoyi

SARDAR 1: Naye Detergent se shirt dhoyi to chhoti ho gayi? Ab kya karoon? SARDAR 2: Usi Detergent se NAHA le? Woh shirt fit

Sardar1 y did u buy ur wife

sardar1: Y did u buy ur wife a huge diamond ring for her Birthday? I thought she wanted a car. Sardar2: She did, but

Sardar tumhare kitne bche hain pathan

Sardar: Tumhare kitne bche hain? Pathan: 22 Sardar: Itne zyada??? Pathan: Mere sassur ne kaha tha kabhi meri beti ko khali pait mat rakhna.

Air hostess sardar se sir aap kia

Air hostess sardar se: Sir aap kia lena pasand karainge? Sardar: Mere lea TAWEEZ wali chai lao. Airhostess:Sir woh taweez nahi TEA BAG hai

Santa and banta jungle mein…

Santa and banta jungle mein… Saamne aayaa sher, Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki, Aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne

1 sardar kangal ho gya apni biwi

1 Sardar kangal ho gya Apni biwi se bola. Bachon ko un ki nani k ghr bhej 2 Aur tm apni ma k pas

Quotsardarji agar aapki biwi ko bhoot utha

"Sardarji, Agar Aapki Biwi Ko Bhoot Utha Le Jai To Aap Kya Karoge?" Sardarji : " Maine Kya Karna Ha, Ghalti Bhoot Ki Ha,

Sardar g apni girl friend ko i

Sardar g apni Girl Friend ko I Love U kehta aur gir jata.I love u kehta aur Phir gir jata. Girl : Ye Kya

1 sardar apne marriage certificate ko ghante

1 sardar apne marriage certificate ko 1 ghante se dekh raha tha. Wife: tussi inni der se ki dek rahe ho? SARDAR: Expiry date

Sardars son papa tussi papa kaisy bany

Sardar’s son: Papa tussi ‘papa’ kaisy bany? Sardar: bus puttar! ‘pa’ ‘pa’ k. . .* r O c K I N G….. . .

Sardar g dukandar se 1 asli

Sardar G Dukandar Se. 1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad, Sardar G Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara. Dukandar Se

!!!…”Dhishkiyaon”…!!!

Santa said something in Banta’s ear, and Banta died. Take a wild guess, what did he say…? !!!…”Dhishkiyaon”…!!!

Ardars wish when i die want

?ardars Wish When I Die, I Want To Die Like My Grandpa Who Died Peacefully In His ?leep Not ?creaming Like All The Passengers

Sardar tainu tairna aanda hai frnd

Sardar: Tainu tairna aanda hai? Frnd: No Sardar: Tere naalon ta kutte changey ne jehre tair lende ne Frnd: Tenu tairna aanda hai? Sardar:

Sardarni was having pain during delivery sardarji

Sardarni was having Pain during Delivery….. Sardarji Prayed :- Oh Lord plz make the hole loose for the Baby and then Tight again for

Pagal sikh sytm muslman ho sikhnhi ma

Pagal Sikh Sy:Tm Muslman Ho? Sikh:Nhi ma Sikh hn Pagal:Nhi tm Muslman Ho Sikh:Nhi ma Sikh hn Pagal:Nhi tm Muslman e Ho Sikh:Nhi yar

Shadi me khana khula shadi me

shadi me khana khula Shadi Me Khana Khula sardar Ko Plate Nhi Mili sardar Apni Jholi Me Khana Dalne Lga Logon Ne Pocha Ye

Teaacher jis admi ko sunai nai detausey

Teaacher: Jis admi ko Sunai nai deta,usey English mai kya kehty hain? Sardar student: Sir, jo marzi aakh lo,onu kerha sunda wa 😀

Sardar darwaze pe bandook liye khara tha

‘Sardar Darwaze pe bandook liye khara tha.. Wife: Yahan kyun kharay ho?? Sardar: Shair k shikaar par ja raha hoon.. Wife: tou jao na..

3 choro saath mein bethay hotay hain

3 choro saath mein bethay hotay hain… 1st one" yaar main itni garam chaye(tea) peeta hoon k jaisay hee ketlee say cup say nikalti

Tonight is final match

Sardar: In my dreams rats play football every night Doctor: Take this tablet you will be ok. Sardar: Can I take tomorrow? Tonight is

Sardar jeep drive karke jungl me ja raha tha

Sardar jeep drive karke jungl me ja raha tha Tourist: agar samne se sher a jaye to? Sardar: oye, right ka indicator deke left

Dr aapkey 3 daant kesey toot gaye

Dr: Aapkey 3 daant kesey Toot gaye? sardar: Ji wo Wife ney Karak Roti banai thi. Dr: Tou khaaney sey mana ker detey. sardar

Ek sardar apne dost ki barat k

Ek sardar apne dost ki barat k sth gya,pr zakhmi ho k aya. Ksi ne waja puchi to bola: Barat me Dulhe k bap

Sardar darwaze pe bandook liye khara

Sardar Darwaze pe bandook liye khara tha.. Wife: Yahan kyun kharay ho?? Sardar: Shair k shikaar par ja raha hoon.. Wife: tou jao na..

4 guys 1 from harvard 2 oxford

4 Guys 1 From HARVARD 2 From OXFORD 3 TEXAS & Sardar From PUNJAB UNIVERSITY, 1 Common Ques Wat Is Da Fastest Thing In

Sardar dentist ke paas gaya jor jor se

Sardar dentist ke paas gaya, jor-jor se hasa aur ghar aa gaya. wife: kaha gaye the Sardar: Daant dikhane gaya tha

2 sardar tree per beth k gana

2 Sardar tree per beth k gana ga rahe the, achanak ek Sardar ulta latak k gane laga. Dusre ne pocha: Ulta kyun ho

Sardar ji had twins named tin

Sardar ji had twins Named TIN n MARTIN Again had twins named peter n repeater Again had twins max n climax Again had twins

Whats an average 6 inch long inside

What’s an average 6 inch long Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up? ? ? ? ? A:1000- rupee currency

1 sardar pe cycle chori ka ilzaam

1 Sardar Pe Cycle Chori Ka Ilzaam Tha Lekin Saboot Na Hony Ki Waja Se Adalat Ne Bari Kar Diya, Jaty Howy Sardar Judge

Sardar bhai 1rup ka eazy load kar

Sardar: Bhai 1rup ka eazy load kar do Shopkeepr: Itna load karwa k call karni hai ya sms? Sardar: Karna to kuch b nahi

Pehla sardar agar aik hathi sui ke

Pehla sardar; agar aik hathi sui ke suraakh se guzerne ki koshish ker raha ho to usay rokney ke liye kia kerna chahiye, 2nd

Santa singh can u spell a word

Santa Singh: Can u spell a word that has more than 1000 letters in it? Banta Singh: Post office.

Why did 18 sardars go to a

Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie? Because below 18 was not allowed. …

Sardarji went to party and introduced his

Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends. I am Sardar and this is sardarney, this is my kid and this

Sardar ne hotal se esey ladki mangi

Sardar ne hotal se esey ladki mangi jesey ades ho,poochney per bataya k ladki se mujey ades hoga,muj se mere biwi ko,biwi se mere

1st sardar to 2nd main apna purse

1st Sardar to 2nd: Main apna purse ghar bhool aaya, mainu 1000 Rs chahide si. 2nd Sardar: Dost hi dost de kam aunda hai,

Chota sardar 2 his father quotbaapu ethay

Chota sardar 2 his father: "Baapu ethay aa ja" His mom: "beta, baapu nu izzat naal bulai da aey" Chota sardar: "baapu, izzat naal

This sardarji goes to the see jurassic

This sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks

Srdar in coffee shop wth wife srdarjldi

Srdar in Coffee shop wth wife. Srdar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jau gi. Wife:Fer ki hoe ga? Srdar: Bywakof Rate List waikh Hot coffee

Sardar is driving a jeep in a jungle…

Sardar is driving a jeep in a jungle… Tourist : How do we escape if lion comes now? Sardar : Give right indicator and

Srdar di wife raat kafi ho gai

Srdar di wife: Raat kafi ho gai hai pr srdar ji nhi aye, zror kisi kuri da chkr aY Srdar di maa: Hmesha bura

Sardar angraiz se hum ne 1 aisi

Sardar angraiz se: hum ne 1 aisi cheez bnai hai js se insan dewar k aar paar dekh skta hai. Angraiz hairan ho kr

Premika tum to bas apne kaam me lage

Premika-Tum to bas apne kaam me lage rehte ho. Meri to koi prwah hi nhi he tumhe! Srdar Premi-Oye, Pyar krne wale kisi ki

Theres a funeral procession of sardar going

There’s a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars in the ‘mayyat’ are dancing the bhangra and singing

parking is only for 2 wheeler.

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. Sardar :

Aik sardar k 4 bache they govt

Aik Sardar k 4 bache they. govt ne elaan kia k jis k 5 bache honge use Rs. 20,000 mahana wazeefa dia jayga. Sardar

Sardar se puchha tum next janam me

Sardar Se Puchha: Tum Next Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge? Sardar: A Cockroach Why? Because Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai

Sardar ka gadha gum gayawo khushi me

Sardar ka gadha gum gaya,wo khushi me nachnay lga, 1 aadmi ne kaha ye koi khusi ki baat ha? Sardar:"oye papay,me khotay te betha

Judge why r u arrested sardar for

Judge: why r u arrested? Sardar: for shopping early? Judge: well, that’s not a crime, anyway how early were u shopping? Sardar: before opening

Ay chori apun tere sath sms ka

Ay-chori . . . . Apun Tere Sath Sms Ka Dhanda Band Karne Ka Hai . . . Bole To Agr Compromise Kerne Ka