Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"?
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Santa Shouting 2 His GF " U Said V Will Do Register Marriage And U......
- Santaye tum ne pattian kyun bandhi hui
Santa:Ye tUm Ne PattiAn kYun Bandhi hui hAin? Banta: KaL Ek Admi Meri gAri Se......
- Santa looking at himself in the mirror
Santa looking at himself in the mirror, "I have seen this man somewhere". After half......
- Santa driving on d wrong side
Santa Driving On D Wrong Side Of One Way Road, & He Became Upset &......
- Aftr returning frm a foreign trip santa
Aftr returning frm a foreign trip Santa asks his wife "Do I luk like a......
- Teacher i want you to tell me
Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of. Pappu:......
- How do you recognize santaquots son pappu
How do you recognize Santa"s son, Pappu, in School? A: He is the one who......
- Jeeto u tell a man something it
Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of......
- Santa was recruiting lawyers for a firm
Santa was recruiting Lawyers for a firm. He was taking interviews. Santa : Do u......
- In a train ticket checker to saint
In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please! Saint: I don?t have. TT:......
- Santa sir hun meri salary wada deyo
Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai. Boss: Factory de......
- Santa my dad was an extremely brave
Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion"s cage. Banta:......