Santa Banta SMS Collection

Salsman which soap u use santa babas soapbabas pastebabas

Salsman-Which Soap U Use? Santa-BABA’S Soap,BABA’S Paste,BABA’S Brush. Salsman-Is BABA’S A INTRNATIONAL Company? Snta: Baba Is My Room Mate….

Titanic was sinking an englishman asked

Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction? Santa: Downwards!…

Banta truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho

Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas

In a train compartment husband darling mujhe

In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko

Whatquots ford santa gaadi oxford so

What"s Ford? Santa: Gaadi. What"s Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi….

Santa mein tere 64 de dand todd

Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai. Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne. Santa: Meinu

Santa my mother in law was bitten by a

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog! Banta: Oh! That

Teachr tum bade ho kr kya kroge

Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge? Santa: Shadi. . Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge? Santa:”DADDY “…

Santa helmet pehen k bahar nikla to

Santa Helmet Pehen K Bahar Nikla To Police Ne Kaha-Nikaal 50rs.. Santa-Abe Maine Helmet Pehni To He_ Police-Abe, Par Scooter Kaha He ? …

Banta whats the difference between an oral

Banta: What?s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? . . . . . . Santa: The taste. …

How do you recognize santaquots son pappu

How do you recognize Santa"s son, Pappu, in School? A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board….

Policeman why are you driving on the

Policeman: Why Are You Driving On The Sidewalk… ? Santa: It’s Too Dangerous To Drive On Street Alot Of Accidents Are Happening Now A

Jeeto u tell a man something it

Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other. Santa: U tell a woman something, it

Santa opened a petrol pump but not

Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why? Because he opened petrol pump on second floor.. …

Banta name the 3 fastest means of

Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman….

Santa quotkitna padhey likhequalified hoquot banta

Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?" Banta: "B.A." Santa: "Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?"…

Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ?

Santa: Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ? Banta: In case the siren won’t work, one of them to scream

Santa sharab pikar sadhu se takra gya

Santa Sharab Pikar Sadhu Se Takra Gya Sadhu Gusse Me- Aye Murkh Me Tuje SHRAAP Deta Hu Santa-Rukiye Maharaj Me Glas Leke Ata hu…

Santa i kiss my wife everyday before

Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u? Banta: Me too, after u leave….

Tourist whose skeleton is that santa

Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That? Santa: Tipu Sultan?s Skeleton. Tourist: And Smaller Skeleton Next To It? Santa: Tipu?s When He Was Child …

Santa se puchha ki tum next janam me

Santa Se Puchha Ki-?Tum Next Janam Me Kya Ban?na Pasand Karoge? Srdr-?A Cockroach? Why? Bcoz Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai…

Petrol ke rate badhne par santa bola

Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."

Santa Suffering From Constipation,

Santa Suffering From Constipation, Sitting On ToiLet Seat: Oooonh, Oooooooooonh, Ooooh.. Nee Aja Kambakhat Mein Tenu Kha Te nai Jawanga..

Santaye tum ne pattian kyun bandhi hui

Santa:Ye tUm Ne PattiAn kYun Bandhi hui hAin? Banta: KaL Ek Admi Meri gAri Se Takra gYa Tha, Santa: Chot To uSay I hO

Banta kya huaye mitti kyun khod raha hai

Banta-Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai? Santa-Dadaji Ne Bola Mene Unka Nam Mitti Me Mila Diya, Wohi Dhund Raha Hun…

Santa raping a gal in car a

Santa raping a gal in car. A cop came & said: What are you doing? Santa: I’m raping her. Cop: Ok, I’m next. Santa:

Banta truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho

Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas

After an accident driver angrily i showed

After An Accident, Driver Angrily: I Showed U D Headlights & Told U 2 Let Me Go 1st. Santa: I Also Started D Wipers

Santa mere pas gaadi hai bangla ijjat

Santa: Mere pas gaadi hai, bangla hai, ijjat hai, paisa hai. tumhare paas kya hai? Banta: Mere pas bhi gaadi hai, bangla hai, ijjat

Santa judge sahab mujhe talaq chahiye

Santa :Judge Sahab, Mujhe Talaq Chahiye Pichhle Ek Saal Se Meri Biwi Ne Mujhse Baat Nahi Ki. Judge :Ek Baar Firse Sochle, Aisi Biwi

Santa v need a bridge in our

Santa- V Need A Bridge In Our Village. Minister- How,There Is No River In Ur Village? Santa- Oh Den,We Need A River Too!…

Santa and Banta in a football stadium..

Santa and Banta in a football stadium.. Santa : Paaji, yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain? Banta : goal kar rahe hain!!!

Santa and banta were walking suddenly

Santa And Banta Were Walking..! Suddenly Banta Said : Oh.. Look , A Dead Bird… Santa Lookd Up At The Sky & Said: Where…?

A lady asked santa lipton di chah

A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai? Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja…..

A question from santa to bill

A Question From Santa To Bill Gates: ?Sir, How Is It That Your Name Is Gates But U Are Selling WINDOWS …

Santa ek baraf ka tukra utha kar

Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Kar Usy Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha … Banta – Kya Dekh Rahe Ho … ?? Santa –

Raat paros wali larki mere dream main ayi thi

Santa: raat paros wali larki mere dream main ayi thi Jeeto: Acha? phir akeli he ayi ho gi Santa: (Hairan ho ke) haan akeli

Santa tum is office ma kub se

SaNtA tUM Is oFFiCe Ma kUb sE kAM kR rAhE hO ? BaNtA : JUb sE BoSs nE MuJhE nOkRi sE nIkALnE kI dHAMkI

Lady teacher make 1 sentence in vich

Lady Teacher: Make 1 sentence in vich all tenses past, present & future r included. Santa: Sau saaL phle mjhe tumse pyar tha Aaj

Two days of powercut in delhi had

Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck

Pappu while filling up a form what

Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.? Santa: Very long…!…

Lady doctor tum roz subah clinic ke

Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurto ko kyon ghurte ho? Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai

Santa was in shopping store salesman

Santa Was In Shopping Store. Salesman: Sir Would U Like To Use A Pocket Calculator? Santa:- No Thanx. I Know How Many Pockets I

Santa is so rich he has two

Santa is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty? It?s for people who can?t swim! …

Santa call frm delhi 2 wife in

Santa call frm delhi 2 wife in Chandigarh. Servant picked phone. Santa-memsab se baat karvao! Srvt-wo tho sahab ke saath kamre mein so rahi

Man i got a brand new

Man: I Got A Brand New Ford IKON 4 My Wife! Santa: Wow! Dats Unbelievable Exchange Offer! …

Gulab singh and mangal rented a boat

Gulab Singh and Mangal Singh rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day they had a huge haul of 30

Santa apni gf ko i love

Santa apni GF ko I love u kehta aur gir jata. Girl: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Santa : I am falling in love….

Just married santa with wife in movie

Just Married Santa With Wife In Movie Hall .. Jo Be Heroine Karegi , Tume Karna Hoga. Heroin Kissed A Puppy Wife:Tussi Ithe Aa

per andar se awaaz aai

Man: Sardarji Aapke pas MOBILE hai to phir apne LETTER kyon bheja..? Santa: oye mene tujhe Phone kiya tha per andar se awaaz aai

Santa do you know english banta yes

Santa: Do You Know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok!Then Tell What Is The Opposite Of Naag Panchami? Banta: So Simple Yar. Naag Do Not

Sardar ki beti hoi biwi suno ji

Sardar ki Beti hoi. Biwi: suno ji jb ye bari hogi tou Larke ise tung krn ge. Sardar: Me ne is problem ka solution

Santa do you know english banta

Santa: Do you know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI? Banta: So simple Yaar… NAAG DO

Yeh AIDS hoti kya hai?

Santa :-Yaar Banta Dr. ne kaha mujhe AIDS hai. Yeh AIDS hoti kya hai? Banta Singh:- A – Ab I – Iss D –

A small child wrote 2 santa claus

A small child wrote 2 SANTA CLAUS; Send me a brother. SANTA wrote back; Send me ur mother……

Santa falls in love with a nurse

Santa falls in love with a nurse… After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."…

Pappu while filling up a form what

Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.? Santa: Very long…!…

Santa asked banta the full form of

Santa asked Banta the full form of MATHS Banta said Mentally affected teachers harassing students….

Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped

Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped – paudhe thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudhon ko pani dal. Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.

Why cant banta dial 911 he

Why can’t Banta dial 911? He cannot find eleven on the phone…..

Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps the

Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track. Banta: Santa u"ll die. Santa: U"ll die bcoz haven

Santaquots wife dies he is calm but

Santa"s wife dies. He is calm, but his wife"s lover is crying furiously… Finally, santa consoles him: Don"t worry buddy, I will marry again….

After returning back from a foreign trip

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Sardar: In London a

An englishman and santa inside the toilet

An englishman and santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!…

Lecturer explain digestive system in one sentence

Lecturer: Explain Digestive System In One Sentence….!! Santa: It’s A Process That Starts Wid Right Hand & Ends Wid Left Hand…… ;-> …

Santa dials a number a girl receives

Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh

Girl will u marry me santa

Girl: Will u marry me? Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se

Santa itne kam marks do thappad marne

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai….

Santa among my 4 sons 3

Santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers Frnd:4th? Santa : Useles,Dnt Study, Becam A Barber Frnd:Y ,Dnt U Throw Him Out Santa

Masterji kal school kyu nahi aaya

Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya. Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi. Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi? Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur

Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower

Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower & red light glowing on the top, seeing this he said “India is developing fast, see there

Sntd0 u knw holisher k0 kehte he

S@nt@:d0 u kNw “HoLI”SheR k0 keHtE He? B@nt@:stoP JOkiNg yAR. S@nt@:dkh tHAkuR Ne kaha thA K H0Li “cuB”He. . .=P;-> …

Q a man asked santa quotakal badhi

Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? " A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."…

Santa looking at himself in the mirror

Santa looking at himself in the mirror, "I have seen this man somewhere". After half an hour, "Oh, its the same man, who married

Santa went to see a gal for

Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time santa asks: "behenji, tusin

Santa bhaisahab time kya hua man

Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua? Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain! Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe

Santa singh will this bus take me

Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar?? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Driver: Which part? Santa Singh: All of me,

Santa asked banta why manmohan singh goes

Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM….

Santayar tu itna bada ho gaya

Santa:Yar Tu Itna Bada Ho Gaya Aur Abi Tak Daadhi-Mooch Nahi Ayi? Banta:Yar Main Apni Maa Par Gaya Hu! …

Santa aaj mera beta first class me

Santa: Aaj Mera Beta First Class Me Aaya.. Master: Very Gud.. Kisme Aaya?? Santa: ?RAJDHANI EXPRESS TRAIN? Me Aaya.. …

Santa banta se tum ne mujhe subha

SAntA BAntA Se TuM Ne MuJhE SuBhA Se 2oo MiSs CA|Lz Di Ha KyOn ? BAntA Wo Is LyE MA TuJhE BhOAt MiSs Kr

Santa mujhe shadi me bmw mili he

Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He. Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He! Santa: Abye Ghadhe, BMW Ka Matlab Bahut Motti

Santa yaar a auratein sharab se

Santa- Yaar! A Auratein Sharab Se Nafrat Q Karati Hai? Banta- Islye Ki, Sharab Pine Ke Baad Chuhe Jaisa Pati Bhi Sher Ho Jata

Santai made my son fool bantahow

Santa:I made my son fool Banta:how? Santa:Last night,he stole all my money and spent it Banta:But how u fooled him? Santa: I was awoken

Frog tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well. Santa: Isme suicide

Santaquots shayari kutta marr gaya razai vich

Santa"s shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich, main pagal ho gaya teri judai vich, fernail te machchar beh nahi sakda, main tere bina hun

Why did santa keep the door open

Why did santa keep the door open while bathing? Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole….

Teacherbada ho k kya banoga santapilot

Teacher:Bada Ho K Kya Banoga Santa:Pilot Tcher:Q S:Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hota…

Banta singh was painting his living room

Banta Singh was painting his living room one hot day. "Why", his friend Santa Singh asked him, "are you wearing two jackets?"."Because," said Banta

Maths teacher 2 santaif u had 1000rs

Maths teacher 2 Santa,if u had 1000Rs in one pocket and 1000 Rs in other pocket, wat would u think? Santa : yar mai

Santa to pappu wherequots sukhna lake

Santa to Pappu: Where"s Sukhna Lake? Pappu: Pata nahi. Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo. Pappu: Who"s Banta? Santa: Pata nai. Pappu: Kabhi

Santadoctorthis medicine is not available at

Santa:Doctor,This Medicine Is Not Available At Any Medical Store.” Doctor:Oh Sorry, I Forgot To Write The Medicine. That Was My Signature. …

Santa yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift

Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan? Banta: Gold ring de de. Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar. Banta: Tan

Santa ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa

Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain. Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey? Santa: Nahin, pehchan

While walking in the highlands santa fell

While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole. Banta: R u ok? Santa: Yeah! Banta: Did u break anything? Santa: No,

After eating fish santa dont drink water

After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water Y Coz He Feared That Fish Will Start Swimming In His Stomach…

Santa found answer to the most difficult

Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever-What comes first – the chicken or the egg? O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo

Santa was caught for speeding and went

Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What"ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000. Santa: I think I"ll

Teacher now children if i saw a

Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? santa: Brotherly love….