santa-
mere papa itne lambe the ki khade-khade chalta fan rok dete the…
banta-
yar…
papa ta mere bi lumbe the.
per unko ulte-pulte pange lene ki aadat nahi thi…
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- Santa what is the weather like
Santa: What is the weather like ? Banta: I do not know it is so......
- Santa singh will this bus take me
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- Santa tum is office ma kub se
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- Can i have your picture so santa
Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy......
- Santa looking at himself in the mirror
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- Santa raping a gal in car a
Santa raping a gal in car. A cop came & said: What are you doing?......
- Santa is so rich he has two
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- Santa i have swallowed a key
Santa: I have swallowed a key. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 months back! Doctor: What were......
- Santa v need a bridge in our
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- How did santa tried to kill a
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- Can i have your picture so santa
Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy......
- Can i have your picture so santa
Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy......
- Santa ek din rat ko 10 15 gulaab
Santa Ek Din Rat Ko 10-15 Gulaab Ke Phool Leke Ghar Aya Jaisi Hi Biwi......
- Can i have your picture so santa
Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy......
- Hue itne tukde ki unhe sametna bhi
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- Itne khuddar they hum k kabhi collage
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