Zara si mobile men de jagah tu

Zara si Mobile men de jagah tu

Zara sa Inbox le saja..

Zara sa Sent items me ja tu…

Zara sa Balance ko le ghata. Me bhejun $m$ tujh ko meri Jaan bepanah…..

Quotable quotes to be is to

Quotable Quotes

To be is to do. (by Socrates)

To do is to be.(by Plato)

To be or not to be.(by Shakespeare)

Do be do be do. (by Scooby do) 😉 :D…

Meri shadi ke mauqe per us ne

Meri Shadi Ke Mauqe Per Us Ne Mujh Se Kaha FARAZ…..

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Tenu Dullha Kinne Banaya BHOOTNI KAY . . . . . . . ;->/

A parody of zong song enjoy krte

A Parody Of Zong Song
Enjoy Krte Raho
Tv Dekhte Raho
Parhae Par Kabhe Tawajja Dena Nae
Me To Mayoos Tha Paper Dekh Ke
Pharra Bhej Dya Us Ne Paegam Me
To Cheatng Karte Raho
Pass Hote Raho
Result Per Kabhe Tawajja Dena Nae
Turu Run Ru Ru Run Ru Ru Ru Ru Run

Kuch hota hairemix exam pas aye

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai(Remix)

Exam Pas Aye Dil Gabhraye

UNIVERSITY Na Jane Kya Paper Banaye,

Abto Mera Pen Ruk Ruk K

Chalta He Kya Karu Haye

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai

Law of love derived from newtons laws

Law of Love? derived from newton?s laws

*Evry bad boy cntinues to do cherr charr unless a chapal or sandel with a force is impresed upon him by a lovely girl.This force is called bezti.

Bezti is that carachtristic due to wich any bagairat is compelled to chnge his state of bagairti into gairat mandi;-)u2…

Mintaan na krwa mobile noo utha

Mintaan Na Krwa,

Mobile Noo Utha,

Write Msg De Vich JA,

Hun BUhta Na TArpaa,

Ath Dus Msg Te Khrka,

Aj Sadi Farmaish Tay. . .;->

Tum paas aae yun muskurae apne

Tum Paas Aae,

Yun Muskurae,

Apne 32 Dant,

Mjhko Dikhae,

Yeh dekh K Mera

Dil,

Phoot Phoot K Rota Hai,

Yar Tumse Tou Ek Brush Bhi,

Theek Se Nahi

Hota He!

Yaar aik baat to batain yeh 24

Yaar aik baat to batain yeh 24 gante bijli ka kya maza. jaise garmi ka maza hi na le aur loudsheding bulkul nahi. Maza to ab ayega wapda ke saath, g han ab 24 gante mai 12 gante Loudsheeding woh b complete bill k saath aur electronic nuqsanaat bulkul muft?

Atif aslam live in an exam

Atif Aslam live in an Exam

Kuch is tarah…

Teri copy, meri copy se miladay,

Answer teray…saaray mujhay paper pe chapa day,

Tu her ghari her waqt sir k sath raha hai,

Han yeh jism bloody fool abhi kaanp raha hai,Jo solution hain ye teray.unhain tu mera pata dy!Kuch estrha tera paper mere paper c milade…

Remix of lambi judai from the movie

Remix of Lambi judai from the movie ‘Jannat’

4 dino ki chutiyan o raba

Lambi parhai

Parhny me dil mera laagy kaheen na

Parhny sy jaan meri jaey Hamysha

Kitny zamany baad o raba

Chutiyan ye Aaeyin

Chutiyan ye Aaeyin.

You know that old saying strike

You Know That Old Saying

“Strike While The Iron Is Hot ??”

Well That’s A Pretty Dumb Saying

Coz

“I’ll Betcha

A Cold Iron Will Hurt Like Hell Too” =P ;)…

Congratulation aamir khan ne apni film

Congratulation!

Aamir khan ne Apni Film k Second Part k liye Aap ko chun lia hay

Jis Mein Aap kaa Bohut main role Ha

Film ka Naam ha,

?Begarat Zameen Par?

Tum paas aae yun muskurae apne

Tum Paas Aae,

Yun Muskurae,

Apne 32 Dant,

Mjhko Dikhae,

Yeh dekh K Mera

Dil,

Phoot Phoot K Rota Hai,

Yar Tumse Tou Ek Brush Bhi,

Theek Se Nahi

Hota He!

1st line 2 be writeen in exams

1ST LINE 2 BE WRITEEN IN EXAMS:

?All the answers written below are imagnary and work of my creative mind. Any RESEMBLENCE to TEXT BOOK is UNINTENTIONAL and PURELY ACCIDENTAL??

Jaane tu ya jaane na class versi0n

“Jaane tu ya jaane na”

CLASS VERSI0N

Kabhi kabhi tou lage classr00m me rahi na khushi or na maza…Kabhi kabhi tou lage har class mushkil or har sum ek khata…Aise me koi kese apne teacher ko parhane se roke…0r kese koi soch ley Everyday’s gonna B sunday!!! :-D…

Zara 1 bat to batyn ye yad

Zara 1 bat to batyn ye yad kr k hi papr dena q zaruri hy ?

or is se hota hi kya hy,

Thora boht yad reh jata hy jaise wo bhi pura likh kr ajaengy,

Cheating hour sirf akhir ka 1 hour,

2 ghanty bethy rhen kya?

Maza to ab ayega pocket guide k sath,

ji han ab pury k pury notes k sath net weight srf 12 grm,

Itny me to ek pharra bh na mily

or cheating hour papr ka hr hour,

T0o poket guide rkh k le jaen aur saaAaAab likh den dhong k sath. . .

Acha batao raaton ko uthata hai

ACHA BATAO?

RAATON KO UTHATA HAI

-:->>

NEND URATA HAI

Bura bhala kehne ko DIL CHAHTA HAI

BOLO BOLO KON

KON

TUM?

ARAY NAHEE

HAMARA K.E.S.C.

Jadeed taleemi muhawre 1 science sy

JADEED TALEEMI MUHAWRE !!!

1-Science Sy Gira Arts Me Atka

2-Fail Hoty Ko Practicals Ka Sahara

3-Degree Ly K Choolhey Me Daal

4-3rd Division Paas Ghar Ka Na Ghat Ka

5-Dost Wo Jo Imtehan Me Chapai Kraye

7- Qadar Kho Deta Hy Raoz College Aana Jana

8-Likhna Na Jany Qalam Mera ;->…

I may walk slowly buti never

I May Walk Slowly..

But…I Never Walk Backwards…

-Abraham Lincon

I Don’t Need To Walk..Bcoz…

I Have Bike..

Malik . . . …

Kuch hota hairemix exam pas aye

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai(Remix)

Exam Pas Aye Dil Gabhraye

UNIVERSITY Na Jane Kya Paper Banaye,

Abto Mera Pen Ruk Ruk K

Chalta He Kya Karu Haye

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai

Ho mera kam in fakiron ko sms

Ho mera kam in fakiron ko sms karna,

In kanjoso garibon ka inbox bharna,

Mera ALLAH inhe bhi abshram ajay,

Ye sms parhte hi inka bhi sms ajae???.;->

Aslamabadon ai ay fax sohneyan

Aslamabadon ai ay FAX

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Sohneyan day utte lage kare ga TAX

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Tusi pareshan na hovo

sirf sohneya te TAX lagya ay??.

Preshani te mere waste ae?

Old song and remix me kya farq

Old SOng And Remix SOng Me KYa FArq HAi?

“Old Song”
DAncer 6 FuTt LAmbay KapRay PEhan KR NACHTI THi

“REmix SOng”

DAncer Ne 6 Inch K KApray PEhnay H0tay HAin…

Part if any fat girl

Part | |

If aNy fAt gIrL CrosS U…

But Come bacK 2 U At Listening Of Ur WhistLe. . .

Th