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Women are afraid of mice and murder

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Women are afraid of mice and of murder, and of very little in between. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic’s Notebook, 1966CSN

A woman who cannot be ugly is

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A woman who cannot be ugly is not beautiful. ~Karl KrausCUL

When i glimpse the backs of womens

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When I glimpse the backs of women’s knees I seem to hear the first movement of Beethoven’s Pastoral Symphony. ~Author UnknownLTC

Let us leave the beautiful women to

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Let us leave the beautiful women to men with no imagination. ~Marcel Proust, Albertine disparue, 1925LCD

The two women exchanged the kind of

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The two women exchanged the kind of glance women use when no knife is handy. ~Ellery Queen

br / Breasts and bosoms I have knownbr / Of varied shapes an

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Breasts and bosoms I have known Of varied shapes and sizes From poignant disappointments To jubilant surprises. ~Waldo Pierce

If you are ever in doubt as

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If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt. ~Thomas Carlyle

Women do not find it difficult nowadays

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Women do not find it difficult nowadays to behave like men, but they often find it extremely difficult to behave like gentlemen. ~Compton Mackenzie,

Through sources we have obtained the following

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Through sources, we have obtained the following alien assessment of the human species: The male wants to be valued for what he pretends to

I would rather trust a womans instinct

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I would rather trust a woman’s instinct than a man’s reason. ~Stanley Baldwin

women always worry about the things

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Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember. ~Author Unknown

The girls that are always easy on

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The girls that are always easy on the eyes are never easy on the heart. ~Author Unknown

A man gives many question marks however

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A man gives many question marks, however, a woman is a whole mystery. ~Diana Stürm

br / If the good Lord had not intended for man to eat pussy he

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If the good Lord had not intended for man to eat pussy he wouldn’t have made it look so much like a taco. ~Author

The mans desire is for the woman

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The man’s desire is for the woman; but the woman’s desire is rarely other than for the desire of the man. ~Samuel Taylor ColeridgeDCMOO

If a girl looks swell when she

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If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she’s late? Nobody. ~J.D. Salinger, Catcher in the Rye

Once a woman has given you her

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Once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her. ~John Vanbrugh, The Relapse, 1696

If a woman has to choose between

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If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant’s life, she will choose to save the infant’s life

Being a woman is of special interest

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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play

Men will always delight in a woman

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Men will always delight in a woman whose voice is lined with velvet. ~Brendan FrancisCUL

Woman begins by resisting a mans advances

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Woman begins by resisting a man’s advances and ends by blocking his retreat. ~Oscar WildeCUL

Women are most fascinating between the ages

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Women are most fascinating between the ages of thirty-five and forty, after they have won a few races and know how to pace themselves.

Women who make men talk better than

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Women who make men talk better than they are accustomed to are always popular. ~E.V. LucasCUL

The average woman would rather have beauty

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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. ~Author Unknown

A man sometimes wins an argument but

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A man sometimes wins an argument, but a woman always wins a silence. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.comtwitter.com/RobertBrault1/status/203076397516849154, 17may2012 tweet

The supply of good women far exceeds

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The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them. ~Robert GravesCUL

A mans face is his autobiography womans

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A man’s face is his autobiography. A woman’s face is her work of fiction. ~Oscar Wilde

I prefer the word homemaker because housewife

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I prefer the word homemaker, because housewife always implies that there may be a wife someplace else. ~Bella AbzugWL

When a man talks dirty to woman

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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 a minute. ~Author

The most popular image of the female

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The most popular image of the female despite the exigencies of the clothing trade is all boobs and buttocks, a hallucinating sequence of parabolae

Nature has given women so much power

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Nature has given women so much power that the law has very wisely given them little. ~Samuel Johnson

Dramatic art in her opinion is knowing

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Dramatic art in her opinion is knowing how to fill a sweater. ~Bette Davis, about Jayne MansfieldLTC

A woman can look both moral and

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A woman can look both moral and exciting… if she also looks as if it was quite a struggle. ~Edna Ferber

Sure god created man before woman but

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Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece. ~Author Unknown

Whatever women do they must twice as

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Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. ~Charlotte WhittonWRM1896-1975,

Women are never stronger than when they

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Women are never stronger than when they arm themselves with their weakness. ~Marie de Vichy-Chamrond, Marquise du Deffand, Letters to VoltairePMB

Every woman is wrong until she cries

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Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right – instantly. ~Sam Slick (Thomas Chandler Haliburton)PMB

Behind every great woman is a guy

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Behind every great woman is a guy looking at her ass. ~Author Unknown

The torment that so many young women

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The torment that so many young women know, bound hand and foot by love and motherhood, without having forgotten their former dreams. ~Simone de

Women really do rule the world they

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Women really do rule the world. They just haven’t figured it out yet. When they do, and they will, we’re all in big big

Men enjoy being thought of as hunters

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Men enjoy being thought of as hunters, but are generally too lazy to hunt. Women, on the other hand, love to hunt, but would

Variability is one of the virtues a

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Variability is one of the virtues of a woman. It avoids the crude requirement of polygamy. So long as you have one good wife

I have an idea that the phrase

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I have an idea that the phrase "weaker sex" was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm. ~Ogden

Theres just something about letting a girl

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There’s just something about letting a girl have her way with you. ~A.C. Van Cherub

There are women who do not like

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There are women who do not like to cause suffering to many men at a time, and who prefer to concentrate on one man:

Its the good girls who keep diaries

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It’s the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time. ~Tallulah Bankhead

Women keep a special corner of their

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Women keep a special corner of their hearts for sins they have never committed. ~Cornelia Otis SkinnerMBT, p119

Women are wiser than men because they

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Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. ~James Thurber

If your husband expects you to laugh

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If your husband expects you to laugh, do so; if he expects you to cry, don’t; if you don’t know what he expects, what

A man is as good he has

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A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares. ~Elbert Hubbard

There are three things men can do

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There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature. ~Stephen Stills

I expect woman will be the last

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I expect Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man. ~George Meredith

You see dear it is not true

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You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man’s rib; she was really made from his funny bone. ~J.M. Barrie,

The people im furious with are the

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The people I’m furious with are the women’s liberationists. They keep getting up on soapboxes and proclaiming women are brighter than men. That’s true,

Women cannot complain about men anymore until

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Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them. ~Bill Maher

Id rather have two girls at seventeen

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I’d rather have two girls at seventeen than one at thirty-four. ~Fred AllenCUL

Women are in league with each other

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Women are in league with each other, a secret conspiracy of hearts and pheromones. ~Camille PagliaPIH

Women are never landlocked theyre always mere

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Women are never landlocked: they’re always mere minutes away from the briny deep of tears. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic’s Notebook, 1966CSN

Be to her virtues very kind faults

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Be to her virtues very kind, Be to her faults a little blind. ~Matthew Prior

I should like to know what is

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I should like to know what is the proper function of women, if it is not to make reasons for husbands to stay at

Howiver im not denyin the women are

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"Like enough," said Mrs. Poyser, "for the men are mostly so slow, their thoughts overrun ’em, an’ they can only catch ’em by the

God did it on purpose so that

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God did it on purpose so that we may love you men instead of laughing at you. ~Mrs Patrick Campbell, in reply to a

All women are basically in competition with

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All women are basically in competition with each other for a handful of eligible men. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic’s Notebook, 1966CSN

Women go to beauty parlors for the

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Women go to beauty parlors for the unmussed look men hate. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic’s Notebook, 1960CDN

You have to the kind of body

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You have to have the kind of body that doesn’t need a girdle in order to get to pose in one. ~Carolyn KenmoreCUL

Can you imagine a world without men

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Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women. ~Nicole Hollander

Women are like dogs really they love

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Women are like dogs really. They love like dogs, a little insistently. And they like to fetch and carry and come back wistfully after

You start out happy that you have

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You start out happy that you have no hips or boobs. All of a sudden you get them, and it feels sloppy. Then just

She wore a short skirt and tight

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She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a

The rarest thing in the world is

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The rarest thing in the world is a woman who is pleased with photographs of herself. ~Elizabeth MetcalfCUL

A highbrow is a man who has

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A highbrow is a man who has found something more interesting than women. ~Edgar WallaceCUL

Next to the wound what women make

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Next to the wound, what women make best is the bandage. ~Jules Barbey d’AurevillyFD

A woman asks little of love only

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A woman asks little of love: only that she be able to feel like a heroine. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic’s Notebook, 1966CSN

Good looking girls break hearts and goodhearted mend

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Good-looking girls break hearts, and goodhearted girls mend them. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic’s Notebook, 1966CSN

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