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Vegetarians taste better. ~Author Unknown...
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Indecision becomes decision with time. ~Author Unknown...
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Dieting is wishful shrinking. ~Author Unknown...
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Hate is misguided love. ~Author Unknown...
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Homecoming means tradition. ~Author Unknown...
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Memories are stitched with love. ~Author Unknown...
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Fear: False Evidence Appearing Real. ~Author Unknown...
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Fear: False Evidence Appearing Real. ~Author Unknown...
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Bigger snacks mean bigger slacks. ~Author Unknown...
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All mothers are working mothers. ~Author Unknown...
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All mothers are working mothers. ~Author Unknown...
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Better dead sure than sure dead. ~Author Unknown...
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At least my pencil never crashes! ~Author Unknown...
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Microsoft, where quality is job 1.1. ~Author Unknown...
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Windows is just DOS in drag. ~Author Unknown...
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Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. ~Author Unknown...
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Nature never goes out of style. ~Author Unknown...
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May your bobbin always be full! ~Author Unknown...
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You can’t fall off the floor. ~Author Unknown...
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If you mess up, ‘fess up. ~Author Unknown...
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If you mess up, ‘fess up. ~Author Unknown...
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Everyone smiles in the same language. ~Author Unknown...
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Jumping for joy is good exercise. ~Author UnknownFELI...
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You’re only as sick as your secrets. ~Author Unknown...
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A horse is poetry in motion. ~Author Unknown...
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A sister is a forever friend. ~Author Unknown...
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The speedway ends at the cemetery. ~Author UnknownQSO...
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Caffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin! ~Author Unknown...
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Swallow your pride occasionally, it’s non-fattening! ~Author Unknown...
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Words have meaning and names have power. ~Author Unknown...
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A dirty book is rarely dusty. ~Author Unknown...
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Consciousness: that annoying time between naps. ~Author Unknown...
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Sleep: a poor substitute for caffeine. ~Author Unknown...
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A smile confuses an approaching frown. ~Author Unknown...
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Wedding rings: the world’s smallest handcuffs. ~Author Unknown...
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Leave sooner, drive slower, live longer. ~Author Unknown...
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No Man Woman Is Worth Your Tears And The Only One Who Is, Will Never......
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Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right – instantly. ~Sam......
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