Woman2woman Quotes SMS Collection

The average woman would rather have beauty

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.  ~Author Unknown

Sometimes i laugh so hard the tears

Sometimes I laugh so hard the tears run down my leg.  ~Author Unknown

Not tonight honey wait til im a

Not tonight honey, wait ’til I’m a size 6.  ~Susan Reinhardt, title of book

Dont cook clean no man will ever

Don’t cook.  Don’t clean.  No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum – "My God, the floor’s immaculate. 

Who ever thought up the word 34mammogram34

Who ever thought up the word "Mammogram?"  Every time I hear it, I think I’m supposed to put my breast in an envelope and

Anybody who believes that the way to

Anybody who believes that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach flunked geography.  ~Robert Byrne

Women deserve to have more than twelve

Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty-eight and forty.  ~James Thurber, Time, 15 August 1960PMB

Where do you go to get anorexia

Where do you go to get anorexia?  ~Shelley WintersETW

I try to take one day at

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.  ~Jennifer YaneWL

Three wise men are you serious

Three wise men – are you serious?  ~Author UnknownWRM

No one will ever win the battle

No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.  ~Henry Kissinger

Inside some of us is a thin

Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate

I am woman invincible pooped author unknown

I am woman!  I am invincible!  I am pooped!  ~Author Unknown

I prefer the word homemaker because housewife

I prefer the word homemaker, because housewife always implies that there may be a wife someplace else.  ~Bella AbzugWL

A period is just the beginning of

A period is just the beginning of a lifelong sentence.  ~Cathy CrimminsWL

Dont accept rides from strange men

Don’t accept rides from strange men – and remember that all men are as strange as hell.  ~Robin MorganWRM

Having a bottom is living with the

Having a bottom is living with the enemy.  Not only do they spend their lives slowly inflating, they flirt with men while we’re looking

Behind every successful woman is a substantial

Behind every successful woman… is a substantial amount of coffee.  ~Stephanie PiroWL

I refuse to think of them as

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs.  I think of them as stray eyebrows.  ~Janette Barber

The only time a woman really succeeds

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.  ~Natalie Woodquoted in The Joys of Having

The only way to lose weight is

The only way to lose weight is to check it as airline baggage.  ~Peggy RyanWL

Ive been on a constant diet for

I’ve been on a constant diet for the last two decades.  I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds.  By all accounts, I should be

Boys will be boys and so a

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.  ~Frank McKinney "Kin" Hubbard

A lot of guys think the larger

A lot of guys think the larger a woman’s breasts are, the less intelligent she is.  I don’t think it works like that.  I

The chief excitement in a womans life

The chief excitement in a woman’s life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.  ~Helen RowlandNEMYL

A woman needs a man like fish

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.  ~Irina Dunn, 1970, commonly misattributed to Gloria Steinem who had quoted Dunn

You have to the kind of body

You have to have the kind of body that doesn’t need a girdle in order to get to pose in one.  ~Carolyn KenmoreCUL

I would like it if men had

I would like it if men had to partake in the same hormonal cycles to which we’re subjected monthly.  Maybe that’s why men declare

Men get laid but women screwed quentin

Men get laid, but women get screwed.  ~Quentin Crisp

If i had been around when rubens

If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.  Kate Moss?  Well, she would have

You can take no credit for beauty

You can take no credit for beauty at sixteen.  But if you are beautiful at sixty, it will be your soul’s own doing.  ~Marie