Television Quotes SMS Collection

Sex on television cant hurt you unless

Sex on television can’t hurt you unless you fall off.  ~Author Unknown

What compels you to stare night after

What compels you to stare, night after night, at all the glittering hokum that has been deliberately put together for you?  ~J.B. Priestley, about

Tv if kids are entertained by two

TV.  If kids are entertained by two letters, imagine the fun they’ll have with twenty-six.  Open your child’s imagination.  Open a book.  ~Author Unknown

Television is the first truly democratic culture

Television is the first truly democratic culture – the first culture available to everybody and entirely governed by what the people want.  The most

Ninety eight percent of american homes have tv

Ninety-eight percent of American homes have TV sets, which means the people in the other 2% have to generate their own sex and violence. 

I believe television is going to be

I believe television is going to be the test of the modern world, and that in this new opportunity to see beyond the range

The television that insidious beast medusa which

The television, that insidious beast, that Medusa which freezes a billion people to stone every night, staring fixedly, that Siren which called and sang

If it werent for philo t farnsworth

If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating frozen radio dinners.  ~Johnny Carson

Mtv is the lava lamp of 1980s

MTV is the lava lamp of the 1980s.  ~Doug Ferrari

I find television to be very educating

I find television to be very educating.  Every time somebody turns on the set, I go in the other room and read a book. 

Television keeps the masses occupied what if

Television keeps the masses occupied.  What if everyone decided they wanted to make something of their lives?  Television keeps the competition down and keeps

Life doesnt imitate art it imitates bad

Life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television.  ~Woody Allen

Television hangs on the questionable theory that

Television hangs on the questionable theory that whatever happens anywhere should be sensed everywhere.  If everyone is going to be able to see everything,

My father hated radio and could not

My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.  ~Peter De Vries

Television a medium so called because

Television:  A medium – so called because it is neither rare nor well done.  ~Ernie Kovacsin conversationLCD

The same media people that claim violence

The same media people that claim violence on TV doesn’t influence people, are perfectly willing to sell you advertising time.  ~Author Unknown

Philo began laying out his vision for

Later in the ride, Philo began laying out his vision for what television could become.  Above all else, he told Pem,… television would become

Your cable television is experiencing difficulties please

Your cable television is experiencing difficulties.  Please do not panic.  Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones.  Do not attempt sexual

Television should be the last mass communication

Television should be the last mass communication medium to be naively designed and put into the world without a surgeon-general’s warning.  ~Alan Kay

If you read a lot of books

If you read a lot of books, you’re considered well-read.  But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well-viewed.  ~Lily Tomlin

Television is an invention that permits you

[Television is] an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn’t have in your home.  ~David Frost

Television is a gold goose that lays

Television is a gold goose that lays scramble eggs; and it is futile and probably fatal to beat it for not laying caviar.  ~Lee

Back again new and improved we return

Back again, new and improved We return to our irregularly programmed schedule hidden cleverly between heavy breasted beer and car commercials… ~The Disposable Heroes

We cannot blame the schools alone for

We cannot blame the schools alone for the dismal decline in SAT verbal scores.  When our kids come home from school do they pick

The human race is faced with a

The human race is faced with a cruel choice:  work or daytime television.  ~Author Unknown

Television is an anesthetic for the pain

Television is an anesthetic for the pain of the modern world.  ~Astrid Alauda

I have come to the feeling about

I have come to the feeling about television the way I do about hamburgers:  I eat a lot of hamburgers and I don’t remember

If you surveyed a hundred typical middle aged

If you surveyed a hundred typical middle-aged Americans, I bet you’d find that only two of them could tell you their blood types, but

Time has convinced me of one thing

Time has convinced me of one thing.  Television is for appearing on, not looking at.  ~Noel Coward, attributed

I wish there was a knob on

I wish there was a knob on the TV so you could turn up the intelligence.  They got one marked "brightness" but it don’t

Television was not intended to make human

Television was not intended to make human beings vacuous, but it is an emanation of their vacuity.  ~Malcolm MuggeridgeCUL

On cable tv they have a weather

On cable TV they have a weather channel – 24 hours of weather.  We had something like that where I grew up.  We called

What is being lost the magic of

What is being lost is the magic of the word.  I am not an image person.  Imagery belongs to another civilization:  the caveman.  Caveman

Televisions perfect you turn a few knobs

Television is really what we’ve been looking for all our lives…. It took a certain amount of effort to go to the movies…. Radio

The one function tv news performs very

The one function TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis

Do you realize if it werent for

Do you realize if it weren’t for Edison we’d be watching TV by candlelight?  ~Al Boliska

I have had my television aerials removed

I have had my television aerials removed.  It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation.  ~Malcolm Muggeridge

The publishers and others should quit worrying

The publishers and others should quit worrying about losing customers to TV.  The guy who can sit through a trio of deodorant commercials to

Theatre is life cinema art television furniture

Theatre is life.  Cinema is art.  Television is furniture.  ~Author Unknown

Imagine what it would be like if

Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good.  It would be the end of everything we know.  ~Marvin Minksy

Television the drug of nation breeding

Television – the drug of the nation Breeding ignorance and feeding radiation… ~The Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy, "Television, the Drug of the Nation" (song)

Television is simply automated day dreaming lee lovinger

Television is simply automated day-dreaming.  ~Lee LovingerQuote, 30 July 1967

I hate television it as much peanuts

I hate television.  I hate it as much as peanuts.  But I can’t stop eating peanuts.  ~Orson WellesCOCI

Television has raised writing to a new

Television has raised writing to a new low.  ~Samuel Goldwyn