Anytime i see someone blocking the aisle

Anytime I see someone blocking the aisle in the supermarket while talking on a phone, I want to ram that person with my shopping cart. ~Richard Turner (1937-2011), The Grammar Curmudgeon, a.k.a. “The Mudge,” from “The Curmudgeon Sounds Off: Cell Phone-itis Revisited”grammarmudge.cityslide.com/articles/article/733270/30214.htm; tpv,uwp,qe2