If you were going to die soon

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say?  And why are you waiting?  ~Stephen Levine

Telephone n an invention of the devil

Telephone, n.  An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.  ~Ambrose BiercePCR

Id play every day if i could

I’d play every day if I could.  It’s cheaper than a shrink and there are no telephones on my golf cart.  ~Brent MusburgerCG

Anytime i see someone blocking the aisle

Anytime I see someone blocking the aisle in the supermarket while talking on a phone, I want to ram that person with my shopping cart. ~Richard Turner (1937-2011), The Grammar Curmudgeon, a.k.a. “The Mudge,” from “The Curmudgeon Sounds Off: Cell Phone-itis Revisited”grammarmudge.cityslide.com/articles/article/733270/30214.htm; tpv,uwp,qe2

As a teenager you are at the

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.  ~Fran Lebowitz, Social Studies