Telephones Quotes SMS Collection

As a teenager you are at the

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for

The telephone is a good way to

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.  ~Fran Lebowitz

I like my new telephone computer works

I like my new telephone, my computer works just fine, my calculator is perfect, but Lord, I miss my mind!  ~Author UnknownDCQ

Telephone n an invention of the devil

Telephone, n.  An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.  ~Ambrose BiercePCR

If you were going to die soon

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you

Id play every day if i could

I’d play every day if I could.  It’s cheaper than a shrink and there are no telephones on my golf cart.  ~Brent MusburgerCG

Anytime i see someone blocking the aisle

Anytime I see someone blocking the aisle in the supermarket while talking on a phone, I want to ram that person with my shopping

Some one invented the telephone and interrupted

Some one invented the telephone, And interrupted a nation’s slumbers, Ringing wrong but similar numbers. ~Ogden Nash, Look What You Did, ChristopherBMC

If the phone doesnt ring its me

If The Phone Doesn’t Ring, It’s Me.  ~Song title by Jimmy Buffet

Words from the past 34its a clever

Words from the past: "It’s a clever idea, Mr. Bell, but don’t wire us, we’ll wire you."  ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com