Teenagers Quotes SMS Collection

Little children headache big heartache italian proverb

Little children, headache; big children, heartache.  ~Italian Proverb

I never expected to see the day

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.  ~Will Rogers

In the time it takes you to

In the time it takes you to understand a 14-year-old, he turns 15.  ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com

There is nothing wrong with todays teenager

There is nothing wrong with today’s teenager that twenty years won’t cure.  ~Author Unknown

When i was a boy of fourteen

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around.  But when

I have seen my kid struggle into

I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory:  an empty gin bottle.  ~Erma

The average teenager still has all the

The average teenager still has all the faults his parents outgrew.  ~Author Unknown

The best substitute for experience is being

The best substitute for experience is being sixteen.  ~Raymond Duncan

I tell my child if seem obsessed

I tell my child, if I seem obsessed to always know where you’ve been, it is because my DNA will be found at the

Never lend your car to anyone whom

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.  ~Erma Bombeck, quoted in Woman to Woman, Julia Gilden & Mark Riedman,

Adolescence a stage between infancy and adultery

Adolescence: A stage between infancy and adultery.  ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil’s Dictionary, 1911LCD

At fourteen you dont need sickness or

At fourteen you don’t need sickness or death for tragedy.  ~Jessamyn WestPIH

In order to know whether a human

In order to know whether a human being is young or old, offer it food of different kinds at short intervals.  If young, it

Too many of todays children have straight

Too many of today’s children have straight teeth and crooked morals.  ~Unknown high school principal

You can tell a child is growing

You can tell a child is growing up when he stops asking where he came from and starts refusing to tell where he is

Its difficult to decide whether growing pains

It’s difficult to decide whether growing pains are something teenagers have – or are.  ~Author Unknown

Theres nothing wrong with the younger generation

There’s nothing wrong with the younger generation that becoming taxpayers won’t cure.  ~Dan Bennett

Dont laugh at a youth for his

Don’t laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find a face of his own. 

Teenagers complain theres nothing to do then

Teenagers complain there’s nothing to do, then stay out all night doing it.  ~Bob PhillipsFCN

Telling a teenager the facts of life

Telling a teenager the facts of life is like giving a fish a bath.  ~Arnold H. Glasow

My adolescence progressed normally enough misery to

My adolescence progressed normally:  enough misery to keep the death wish my usual state, an occasional high to keep me from actually taking the

Snow and adolescence are the only problems

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.  ~Earl Wilson

When buying a used car punch the

When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the radio.  If all the stations are rock and roll, there’s a good chance the

The teenager seems to have replaced the

The teenager seems to have replaced the Communist as the appropriate target for public controversy and foreboding.  ~Edgar Friedenberg, The Vanishing Adolescent

Adolescents are not monsters they just people

Adolescents are not monsters.  They are just people trying to learn how to make it among the adults in the world, who are probably