Swimming Quotes SMS Collection

If you should rear a duck in

If you should rear a duck in the heart of the Sahara, no doubt it would swim if you brought it to the Nile. 

H2o two parts heart and one part

H2O:  two parts Heart and one part Obsession.  ~Author Unknown

If you go parachuting and your parachute

If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn’t open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be

When the earth floods from global warming

When the earth floods from global warming, the swimmers will rule the world.  ~Author Unknown

No man drowns if he perseveres in

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim.  ~Russian Proverb

I always wanted to be peter pan

I always wanted to be Peter Pan, the boy who never grows up.  I can’t fly, but swimming is the next best thing.  It’s

If one synchronized swimmer drowns do all

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?  ~Steven Wright

Swimming what real men do while

Swimming – what real men do while boys play football.  ~Author Unknown

Swimming from the outside looking in you

Swimming:  From the outside looking in, you can?t understand it.  From the inside looking out, you can?t explain it.  ~Author Unknown

Many politicians lay it down as a

Many politicians lay it down as a self-evident proposition, that no people ought to be free till they are fit to use their freedom. 

In my retirement i go for a

In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day.  It’s either that or buy a new golf

On matters of style swim with the

On matters of style, swim with the current, on matters of principle, stand like a rock.  ~Thomas Jefferson

Seventy five percent of our planet is water

Seventy-five percent of our planet is water – can you swim?  ~Author Unknown

If the world was flat id probably

If the world was flat I’d probably swim off it.  ~Author Unknown

Seven days of no swimming makes one

Seven days of no swimming makes one weak.  ~Author Unknown

The question of whether a computer can

The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.  ~Edsger Dijkstra

Remember a dead fish can float downstream

Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.  ~Author Unknown

If i were dropped out of a

If I were dropped out of a plane into the ocean and told the nearest land was a thousand miles away, I’d still swim. 

We swim because we are too sexy

We swim because we are too sexy for a sport that requires clothes.  ~Author Unknown

Chlorine the breakfast of champions author unknown

Chlorine:  the breakfast of champions!  ~Author Unknown