Swimming Quotes SMS Collection

I always wanted to be peter pan

I always wanted to be Peter Pan, the boy who never grows up.  I can’t fly, but swimming is the next best thing.  It’s

No man drowns if he perseveres in

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim.  ~Russian Proverb

If one synchronized swimmer drowns do all

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?  ~Steven Wright

Swimming what real men do while

Swimming – what real men do while boys play football.  ~Author Unknown

Swimming from the outside looking in you

Swimming:  From the outside looking in, you can?t understand it.  From the inside looking out, you can?t explain it.  ~Author Unknown

Many politicians lay it down as a

Many politicians lay it down as a self-evident proposition, that no people ought to be free till they are fit to use their freedom. 

In my retirement i go for a

In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day.  It’s either that or buy a new golf

If you should rear a duck in

If you should rear a duck in the heart of the Sahara, no doubt it would swim if you brought it to the Nile. 

On matters of style swim with the

On matters of style, swim with the current, on matters of principle, stand like a rock.  ~Thomas Jefferson

Seventy five percent of our planet is water

Seventy-five percent of our planet is water – can you swim?  ~Author Unknown

If the world was flat id probably

If the world was flat I’d probably swim off it.  ~Author Unknown

Seven days of no swimming makes one

Seven days of no swimming makes one weak.  ~Author Unknown

If you go parachuting and your parachute

If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn’t open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be

The question of whether a computer can

The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.  ~Edsger Dijkstra

H2o two parts heart and one part

H2O:  two parts Heart and one part Obsession.  ~Author Unknown

Remember a dead fish can float downstream

Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.  ~Author Unknown

If i were dropped out of a

If I were dropped out of a plane into the ocean and told the nearest land was a thousand miles away, I’d still swim. 

We swim because we are too sexy

We swim because we are too sexy for a sport that requires clothes.  ~Author Unknown

Chlorine the breakfast of champions author unknown

Chlorine:  the breakfast of champions!  ~Author Unknown

When the earth floods from global warming

When the earth floods from global warming, the swimmers will rule the world.  ~Author Unknown