Smoking Quotes SMS Collection

Forcing smoke down my lungs is pulmonary

Forcing smoke down my lungs is pulmonary rape.  It invades my body against my will, and it’s not fair.  ~Patty Youngsee jul2008 email

Remember if you smoke after sex youre

Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast.  ~Woody Allen

I want all hellions to quit puffing

I want all hellions to quit puffing that hell fume in God’s clean air.  ~Carrie Nationsmoking, Carry A. Nation

Coffee and tobacco are complete repose turkish

Coffee and tobacco are complete repose.  ~Turkish ProverbCOCI

Smoking is one of the leading causes

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.  ~Author Unknown

Tobacco is a dirty weed i like

Tobacco is a dirty weed.  I like it. It satisfies no normal need.  I like it. It makes you thin, it makes you lean,

If you must smoke take your butt

If you must smoke, take your butt outside.  ~Author Unknown

He who doth not smoke hath either

He who doth not smoke hath either known no great griefs, or refuseth himself the softest consolation, next to that which comes from heaven. 

Watching the smoke dance out of a

Watching the smoke dance out of a cigarette is like watching a girl dance out of her dress.  ~Terri Guillemets

Now the only thing i miss about

Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward.  Next to the first one in the morning, it’s the best one

The believing we do something when nothing

The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco.  ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

Id rather kiss a mad cow on

I’d rather kiss a mad cow on the muzzle than a smoker on the mouth.  ~Paul Carvel

Much smoking kills live men and cures

Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.  ~George D. PrenticeQNFQ

Tobacco tumor causing teeth staining smelly puking

Tobacco.  Tumor causing, teeth staining, smelly, puking habit.  ~Arizona Department of Health Services Tobacco Education and Prevention Program ad campaign, created by Riester-Robb Advertising

What a weird thing smoking is and

What a weird thing smoking is and I can’t stop it.  I feel cosy, have a sense of well-being when I’m smoking, poisoning myself,

Little tube of mighty powr charmer an

Little tube of mighty pow’r, Charmer of an idle hour, Object of my warm desire. ~Isaac Hawkins Browne, "A Pipe of Tobacco"MCTO, parody in

Tobacco and alcohol delicious fathers of abiding

Tobacco and alcohol, delicious fathers of abiding friendships and fertile reveries.  ~Luis Bu?uel

One thousand americans stop smoking every day

One thousand Americans stop smoking every day – by dying.  ~Author Unknown

The public health authorities never mention the

The public health authorities never mention the main reason many Americans have for smoking heavily, which is that smoking is a fairly sure, fairly

A cigarette is a pipe with fire

A cigarette is a pipe with a fire at one end and a fool at the other.  ~Author Unknown

The cigarette does the smoking youre

The cigarette does the smoking – you’re just the sucker.  ~Author Unknown

The best way to stop smoking is

The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.  ~Author Unknown

Ods me i marle what pleasure or

Ods me I marle what pleasure or felicity they have in taking their roguish tobacco.  It is good for nothing but to choke a

To cease smoking is the easiest thing

To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did.  I ought to know because I’ve done it a thousand times.  ~Mark Twain, attributed

Divine in hookas glorious a pipe when

Divine in hookas, glorious in a pipe When tipp’d with amber, mellow, rich, and ripe;… Yet thy true lovers more admire by far Thy

On cbs radio the news of ed

On CBS Radio the news of [Ed Murrow’s] death, reportedly from lung cancer, was followed by a cigarette commercial.  ~Alexander Kendrick

If we see you smoking will assume

If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.  ~Douglas Adams

To smoke or not to smoke i

To smoke or not to smoke:  I can make of either a life-work.  ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic’s Notebook, 1960CDN

Your clothes smell heavily of clothing den

Your clothes smell heavily of clothing.  Your den is filled with low-hanging palls of fresh air.  The only rattle in your car is the