Skiing Quotes SMS Collection

Skiing the art of catching cold and

Skiing:  the art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk.  ~Author Unknown

Snow a form of precipitation that usually

Snow: a form of precipitation that usually occurs three weeks prior to and the morning of your departure from your ski vacation.  ~Author Unknown

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.  ~Dave Barry

Stretch pants the garment that made

Stretch pants – the garment that made skiing a spectator sport.  ~Author Unknown, in Time Magazine, 23 Feb 1961; CDC

The sport of skiing consists wearing three

The sport of skiing consists of wearing three thousand dollars’ worth of clothes and equipment and driving two hundred miles in the snow in

Kids today all they talk about is

Kids today, all they talk about is big air.  I say, stay on the mountain, that’s where the action is.  If you want big

All things are possible except for skiing

All things are possible, except for skiing through a revolving door.  ~Author Unknown

The ski bum trades security for face

The ski bum trades security for face shots, the future for the moment.  Considering how hollow the promise of a corporate career has become,

The sun is bright and the powders

The sun is bright and the powder’s bitchin’!  ~From How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000 movie), based on book by Dr. Seuss, screenplay by

If you are going to try cross country

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.  ~Author Unknown

When it comes to skiing theres a

When it comes to skiing, there’s a difference between what you think it’s going to be like, what it’s really like, and what you

Skiing is the only sport where you

Skiing is the only sport where you spend an arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg.  ~Author UnknownDMCD

Snowboarding is an activity that very popular

Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough…. I now realize that