Sex Quotes SMS Collection

What is commonly called love namely the

What is commonly called love, namely the desire of satisfying a voracious appetite with a certain quantity of delicate white human flesh.  ~Henry FieldingTom

Nature abhors a virgin frozen asset

Nature abhors a virgin – a frozen asset.  ~Clare Boothe LuceQS

When a man talks dirty to woman

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment.  When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 a minute.  ~Author

Life without sex might be safer but

Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull.  It is the sex instinct which makes women seem beautiful, which they

Never let the little head do thinking

Never let the little head do the thinking for the big head.  ~Author unknown, advice to teenage boys, quoted in Friendly Advice compiled by

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If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?  ~Author Unknown

Love aint nothing but sex misspelled harlan

Love ain’t nothing but sex misspelled.  ~Harlan Ellison

Men are those creatures with two legs

Men are those creatures with two legs and eight hands.  ~Jayne MansfieldLTC

Nothing risqu233 nothing gained alexander woollcott

Nothing risqué, nothing gained.  ~Alexander WoollcottPCR

Love is the answer but while you

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.  ~Woody Allen

Loves mysteries in souls do grow but

Love’s mysteries in souls do grow, But yet the body is his book. ~John Donne, Extasy

There is nothing wrong with going to

There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex.  People should be very free with sex, they should draw

The natural man has only two primal

The natural man has only two primal passions, to get and beget.  ~William OslerDCMOO

Dont knock masturbation its sex with

Don’t knock masturbation – it’s sex with someone I love.  ~Woody Allen

A million spermatozoa all of them alive

A million million spermatozoa, All of them alive: Out of their cataclysm but one poor Noah Dare hope to survive. ~Aldous Huxley

I think men talk to women so

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them.  ~Jay

A dirty book is rarely dusty author

A dirty book is rarely dusty.  ~Author Unknown

Sex is the great amateur art the

Sex is the great amateur art.  The professional, male or female, is frowned on:  he or she misses the point, and spoils the show. 

It is bad enough that people are

It is bad enough that people are dying of AIDS, but no one should die of ignorance.  ~Elizabeth Taylor

Be naughty save santa a trip

Be naughty – save Santa a trip.  ~Author Unknown

The difference between light and hard is

The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on.  ~Author Unknown

I thank god was raised catholic so

I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.  ~John Waters

Having sex is like playing bridge if

Having sex is like playing bridge.  If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.  ~Woody Allen

The reproduction of mankind is a great

The reproduction of mankind is a great marvel and mystery.  Had God consulted me in the matter, I should have advised him to continue

Pornography tells lies about women but pornography

Pornography tells lies about women.  But pornography tells the truth about men.  ~John Stoltenberg

Instruction in sex is as important instruction

Instruction in sex is as important as instruction in food; yet not only are our adolescents not taught the physiology of sex, but never

When a man goes on date he

When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky.  A woman already knows.  ~Frederike Ryder

The tragedy is when youve got sex

The tragedy is when you’ve got sex in the head instead of down where it belongs.  ~D.H. Lawrence

I once knew a woman who offered

I once knew a woman who offered her honor So I honored her offer And all night long I was on her and off

The common thread that binds nearly all

[T]he common thread that binds nearly all animal species seems to be that males are willing to abandon all sense and decorum, even to

Sex is not the answer question 34yes34

Sex is not the answer.  Sex is the question.  "Yes" is the answer.  ~Swami X

Sex at age ninety is like trying

Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.  ~George Burns

Pornography is supposed to arouse sexual desires

Pornography is supposed to arouse sexual desires.  If pornography is a crime, when will they arrest makers of perfume?  ~Richard FleischerCUL

The big difference between sex for money

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs less.  ~Brendan Francis, Playboy, 1985LCD

A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable

A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation.  ~Karl Kraus

My reaction to porn films is as

My reaction to porn films is as follows:  After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw.  After the first 20

Im not cheap but i am on

I’m not cheap, but I am on special this week.  ~Author Unknown

Whoever called it necking was a poor

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.  ~Groucho MarxCUL

There are three possible parts to a

There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered:  entertainment, food, and affection.  It is customary to

Dont do it behind the garden gate

Don’t do it behind the garden gate. Love is blind but the neighbors ain’t! ~Author Unknown

You know of course that the tasmanians

You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.  ~W. Somerset Maugham, The Bread-Winner

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What they love to yield they would often rather have stolen.  Rough seduction delights them, the boldness of near rape is a compliment.  ~Ovid,

The difference between pornography and erotica is

The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.  ~Gloria Leonard

When authorities warn you of the sinfulness

When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned.  Do not have sex with the authorities. 

Men wake up aroused in the morning

Men wake up aroused in the morning.  We can’t help it.  We just wake up and we want you.  And the women are thinking,

To hear many religious people talk one

To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals. 

Vanity revenge loneliness boredom all apply lust

Vanity, revenge, loneliness, boredom, all apply:  lust is one of the least of the reasons for promiscuity.  ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic’s Notebook, 1966CSN

Sex the pleasure is momentary position ridiculous

Sex:  the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.  ~Lord Chesterfield

I regret to say that we of

I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way

It is not economical to go bed

It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins.  ~Chinese Proverb

A student undergoing a word association test was

A student undergoing a word-association test was asked why a snowstorm put him in mind of sex.  He replied frankly:  "Because everything does."  ~Honor

Obscenity is whatever gives the judge an

Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection.  ~Author Unknown

Love is a matter of chemistry but

Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics.  ~Author Unknown

Flies spread disease keep yours zipped

Flies spread disease – keep yours zipped.  ~Author Unknown

Sex relieves tension love causes it

Sex relieves tension – love causes it.  ~Woody Allen

desire is in men a hunger

Desire is in men a hunger, in women only an appetite.  ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic’s Notebook, 1960CDN

Sudden acquaintance brings repentance thomas fuller

Sudden acquaintance brings repentance.  ~Thomas FullerMCTO

My wife is a sex object every

My wife is a sex object.  Every time I ask for sex, she objects.  ~Les Dawson

I know nothing about sex because was

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.  ~Zsa Zsa Gabor

My father told me all about the

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar – I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one. 

Nymphomaniac a woman as obsessed with sex

Nymphomaniac:  a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man.  ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic’s Notebook, 1960CDN

We have reason to believe that man

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.  ~Lily Tomlin

The tragedy of sexual intercourse is the

The tragedy of sexual intercourse is the perpetual virginity of the soul.  ~William B. YeatsCUL

Playboy exploits sex the way sports illustrated

Playboy exploits sex the way Sports Illustrated exploits sports.  ~Hugh Hefner

Out upon it i have lovd three

Out upon it, I have lov’d Three whole days together; And am like to love three more, If it prove fair weather. ~John Suckling

Sex without love is an empty experience

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it’s one of the best.  ~Woody Allen

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Tell him I’ve been too fucking busy – or vice versa.  ~Dorothy Parker