Retirement Quotes SMS Collection

If you are going to throw a

If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you, down the fairway, so you don’t have

Rest is not idleness and to lie

Rest is not idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass under trees on a summer’s day, listening to the murmur of the water,

Middle age is when work a lot

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.  ~Author Unknown

The question isnt at what age i

The question isn’t at what age I want to retire, it’s at what income.  ~George Foreman

Golf is a day spent in round

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.  ~William Wordsworth

There are days in retirement that the

There are days in retirement that are the waking equivalent of a dreamless sleep, if you know what I mean.  ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com

Sometimes its important to work for that

Sometimes it’s important to work for that pot of gold.  But other times it’s essential to take time off and to make sure that

Im retired goodbye tension hello pension

I’m retired – goodbye tension, hello pension!  ~Author Unknown

Im not just retiring from the company

I’m not just retiring from the company, I’m also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron.  ~Hartman Jule

Dont play too much golf two rounds

Don’t play too much golf.  Two rounds a day are plenty.  ~Harry Vardon

In my retirement i go for a

In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day.  It’s either that or buy a new golf

Retirement is like a long vacation in

Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas.  The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run

Retirement at sixty five is ridiculous when i

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous.  When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.  ~George Burns

A retired husband is often a wifes

A retired husband is often a wife’s full-time job.  ~Ella Harris

When men reach their sixties and retire

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces.  Women go right on cooking.  ~Gail Sheehy

Retirement is having nothing to do and

Retirement is having nothing to do and someone always keeping you from it.  ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com

Retirement without the love of letters is

Retirement without the love of letters is a living burial.  ~Seneca

I enjoy waking up and not having

I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work.  So I do it three or four times a day.  ~Gene Perret

Dont simply retire from something have something

Don’t simply retire from something; have something to retire to.  ~Harry Emerson Fosdick

Retirement has been a discovery of beauty

Retirement has been a discovery of beauty for me.  I never had the time before to notice the beauty of my grandkids, my wife,

Ive been attending lots of seminars in

I’ve been attending lots of seminars in my retirement.  They’re called naps.  ~Merri Brownworth

Youth would be an ideal state if

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.  ~Herbert Asquith

The reason the pro tells you to

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing.  ~Phyllis Diller

A gold watch is the most appropriate

A gold watch is the most appropriate gift for retirement, as its recipients have given up so many of their golden hours in a

Retirement is wonderful its doing nothing without

Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.  ~Gene Perret

When a man retires and time is

When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.  ~R.C. Sherriff

The challenge of retirement is how to

The challenge of retirement is how to spend time without spending money.  ~Author Unknown