Procrastination Quotes SMS Collection

Work expands so as to fill the

Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion.  ~C. Northcote Parkinson, 1958CTO

Procrastination is like masturbation at first it

Procrastination is like masturbation.  At first it feels good, but in the end you’re only screwing yourself.  ~Author unknown, possibly from Monty Python?

You may delay but time will not

You may delay, but time will not.  ~Benjamin Franklin

If you want to make an easy

If you want to make an easy job seem mighty hard, just keep putting off doing it.  ~Olin Miller

There are a million ways to lose

There are a million ways to lose a work day, but not even a single way to get one back.  ~Tom DeMarco and Timothy

Eventually time takes care of everything the

Eventually, time takes care of everything.  The trouble with procrastination is that people give up on it too soon.  ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com

If it werent for the last minute

If it weren’t for the last minute, I wouldn’t get anything done.  ~Author Unknown

Procrastination is the art of keeping up

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.  ~Don MarquisCUL

Tomorrow is the day when idlers work

Tomorrow is the day when idlers work, and fools reform.  ~Edward Young

You know you are getting old when

You know you are getting old when it takes too much effort to procrastinate.  ~Author Unknown

Tomorrow is often the busiest day of

Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week.  ~Spanish ProverbCUL

Every duty which is bidden to wait

Every duty which is bidden to wait returns with seven fresh duties at its back.  ~Charles KingsleyCUL

Tomorrow is the only day in year

Tomorrow is the only day in the year that appeals to a lazy man.  ~Jimmy Lyons

The two rules of procrastination 1do it

The two rules of procrastination:  1) Do it today.  2) Tomorrow will be today tomorrow.  ~Author Unknown

Theres nothing to match curling up with

There’s nothing to match curling up with a good book when there’s a repair job to be done around the house.  ~Joe Ryan

Ive been looking over the list of

I’ve been looking over the list of spring chores I made up last fall, and darned if they aren’t fall chores, after all.  ~Robert

To think too long about doing a

To think too long about doing a thing often becomes its undoing.  ~Eva Young