What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. ~Phyllis Diller
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- I dont like that man must get
I don’t like that man. I must get to know him better. ~Abraham Lincoln...
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I don’t want to get to the end of my life and find that I......
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I don’t wish to be everything to everyone, but I would like to be something......
- Dont let it be all in your
Don’t let it be all in your head, nor all in your body. ~Terri Guillemets...
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