What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.  ~Phyllis Diller

Spring is nature’s way of saying, "Let’s party!"  ~Robin Williams

Never be the first to arrive at a party or the last to go home, and never, ever be both.  ~David Brown, quoted in Reader’s Digest "Quotable Quotes," April 2004

A holiday cocktail party is where some stranger will learn more about you in an hour than your spouse has learned in a lifetime.  ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com

[N]o party is any fun unless seasoned with folly.  ~Desiderius Erasmus

Like other parties of the kind, it was first silent, then talky, then argumentative, then disputatious, then unintelligible, then altogether, then inarticulate, and then drunk.  When we had reached the last step of this glorious ladder, it was difficult to get down again without stumbling.  ~George Gordon Byron

On with the dance! let joy be unconfined;
No sleep till morn, when Youth and Pleasure meet
To chase the glowing hours with flying feet.
~George Gordon Byron, Childe Harold?s Pilgrimage

The Life and Soul, the man who will never go home while there is one man, woman or glass of anything not yet drunk.  ~Katherine Whitehorn1926, Sunday Best, ‘Husband-Swapping’