Money Quotes SMS Collection

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.  ~Sam Ewing

If women didnt exist all the money

If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.  ~Aristotle OnassisCUL

Money may be the husk of many

Money may be the husk of many things but not the kernel.  It brings you food, but not appetite; medicine, but not health; acquaintance,

The waste of money cures itself for

The waste of money cures itself, for soon there is no more to waste.  ~M.W. HarrisonQSO

Im so poor i cant even pay

I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention.  ~Ron Kittle, 1987BQ

Every day i get up and look

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America.  If I’m not there, I go to

Waste your money and youre only out

Waste your money and you’re only out of money, but waste your time and you’ve lost a part of your life.  ~Michael Leboeuf

Its good to have money and the

It’s good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it’s good, too, to check up once in a while and

He that wants money means and content

He that wants money, means, and content is without three good friends.  ~William ShakespeareQSO

Business is the art of extracting money

Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence.  ~Max Amsterdam

The only reason a great many american

The only reason a great many American families don’t own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar

My old father used to have a

My old father used to have a saying:  If you make a bad bargain, hug it all the tighter.  ~Abraham LincolnCUL

No matter how hard you hug your

No matter how hard you hug your money, it never hugs back.  ~Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

I hire tea by the bag martin

I hire tea by the tea bag.  ~Martin Amis, on renting the essentials of life after breaking up with a lover, Money: A Suicide

If money is your hope for independence

If money is your hope for independence you will never have it.  The only real security that a man will have in this world

A dollar picked up in the road

A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us than the 99 which we had to work for, and the money

The real measure of your wealth is

The real measure of your wealth is how much you’d be worth if you lost all your money.  ~Author Unknown

There are few sorrows however poignant in

There are few sorrows, however poignant, in which a good income is of no avail.  ~Logan Pearsall Smith, "Life and Human Nature," Afterthoughts, 1931MBT

By the time i have money to

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out.  ~Author Unknown

Money does not pay for anything never

Money does not pay for anything, never has, never will.  It is an economic axiom as old as the hills that goods and services

A nickel aint worth a dime anymore

A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.  ~Yogi BerraCUL

My problem lies in reconciling my gross

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.  ~Errol Flynn

If inflation continues to soar youre going

If inflation continues to soar, you’re going to have to work like a dog just to live like one.  ~George GobelCUL

When i was young thought that money

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it

Money often costs too much ralph waldo

Money often costs too much.  ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

Always borrow money from a pessimist he

Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn’t expect to be paid back.  ~Author Unknown

Money and women theyre two of the

Money and women.  They’re two of the strongest things in the world.  The things you do for a woman you wouldn’t do for anything

Few are aware that they want any

Few are aware that they want any thing, except pounds schillings and pence.  ~Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by

If all the economists were laid end

If all the economists were laid end to end, they’d never reach a conclusion.  ~George Bernard Shaw

A rich man is nothing but a

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.  ~W.C. Fields

But tell me how did gold get

But tell me:  how did gold get to be the highest value?  Because it is uncommon and useless and gleaming and gentle in its

Do not value money for any more

Do not value money for any more nor any less than its worth; it is a good servant but a bad master.  ~Alexandre Dumas

Intaxication euphoria at getting a refund from

Intaxication:  Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.  ~From a Washington

People are living longer than ever before

People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage.  ~Doug Larson

Theres no money in poetry but then

There’s no money in poetry, but then there’s no poetry in money, either.  ~Robert Graves

Money will buy you a pretty good

Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won’t buy the wag of his tail.  ~Henry Wheeler Shaw

It is an unfortunate human failing that

It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocketbook often groans more loudly than an empty stomach.  ~Franklin Delano Roosevelt

A bank book makes good reading

A bank book makes good reading – better than some novels.  ~Harry LauderQSO

There are a handful of people whom

There are a handful of people whom money won’t spoil, and we count ourselves among them.  ~Mignon McLaughlin

Money is human happiness in the abstract

Money is human happiness in the abstract; and so the man who is no longer capable of enjoying such happiness in the concrete, sets

Inflation hasnt ruined everything a dime can

Inflation hasn’t ruined everything.  A dime can still be used as a screwdriver.  ~Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown,

They who are of the opinion that

They who are of the opinion that Money will do everything, may very well be suspected to do everything for Money.  ~George Savile, Complete

Those who live by numbers can also

[T]hose who live by numbers can also perish by them and it is a terrifying thing to have an adding machine write an epitaph,

The little money i have that

The little money I have – that is my wealth, but the things I have for which I would not take money, that is

Inflation is taxation without legislation milton friedman

Inflation is taxation without legislation.  ~Milton Friedman

The only thing that can console one

The only thing that can console one for being poor is extravagance.  ~Oscar WildeCUL

Money is better than poverty if only

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.  ~Woody Allen

We may see the small value god

We may see the small value God has for riches, by the people he gives them to.  ~Alexander Pope, Thoughts on Various Subjects, 1727LOD

A mans soul may be buried and

A man’s soul may be buried and perish under a dungheap or in a furrow of the field, just as well as under a

We have profoundly forgotten everywhere that cash payment

We have profoundly forgotten everywhere that Cash-payment is not the sole relation of human beings.  ~Thomas Carlyle, Past and PresentHHQ

It is the wretchedness of being rich

It is the wretchedness of being rich that you have to live with rich people.  ~Logan Pearsall Smith

Im tired of love still more rhyme

I’m tired of Love: I’m still more tired of Rhyme. But Money gives me pleasure all the time. ~Hilaire Belloc, "Fatigued," Sonnets and Verse,

We can tell our values by looking

We can tell our values by looking at our checkbook stubs.  ~Gloria Steinem

Budget a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions

Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions.  ~A.A. Latimer

This planet has or rather had

This planet has – or rather had – a problem, which was this:  most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty

Lack of money is the root all

Lack of money is the root of all evil.  ~George Bernard Shaw

Money doesnt talk it swears bob dylan

Money doesn’t talk, it swears.  ~Bob Dylan, "It’s Alright, Ma (I’m Only Bleeding)"

Its a kind of spiritual snobbery that

It’s a kind of spiritual snobbery that makes people think they can be happy without money.  ~Albert Camus

It frees you from doing things dislike

It frees you from doing things you dislike.  Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.  ~Groucho MarxCUL

Wealth any income that is at

Wealth – any income that is at least one hundred dollars more a year than the income of one’s wife’s sister’s husband.  ~H.L. Mencken