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My old father used to have a

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My old father used to have a saying: If you make a bad bargain, hug it all the tighter. ~Abraham LincolnCUL

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars

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Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. ~Sam Ewing

If women didnt exist all the money

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If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. ~Aristotle OnassisCUL

Money may be the husk of many

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Money may be the husk of many things but not the kernel. It brings you food, but not appetite; medicine, but not health; acquaintance,

The waste of money cures itself for

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The waste of money cures itself, for soon there is no more to waste. ~M.W. HarrisonQSO

Im so poor i cant even pay

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I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention. ~Ron Kittle, 1987BQ

Every day i get up and look

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Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to

Waste your money and youre only out

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Waste your money and you’re only out of money, but waste your time and you’ve lost a part of your life. ~Michael Leboeuf

Its good to have money and the

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It’s good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it’s good, too, to check up once in a while and

He that wants money means and content

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He that wants money, means, and content is without three good friends. ~William ShakespeareQSO

Business is the art of extracting money

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Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence. ~Max Amsterdam

The only reason a great many american

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The only reason a great many American families don’t own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar

No matter how hard you hug your

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No matter how hard you hug your money, it never hugs back. ~Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

I hire tea by the bag martin

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I hire tea by the tea bag. ~Martin Amis, on renting the essentials of life after breaking up with a lover, Money: A Suicide

If money is your hope for independence

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If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man will have in this world

A dollar picked up in the road

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A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us than the 99 which we had to work for, and the money

The real measure of your wealth is

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The real measure of your wealth is how much you’d be worth if you lost all your money. ~Author Unknown

There are few sorrows however poignant in

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There are few sorrows, however poignant, in which a good income is of no avail. ~Logan Pearsall Smith, "Life and Human Nature," Afterthoughts, 1931MBT

By the time i have money to

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By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. ~Author Unknown

Money does not pay for anything never

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Money does not pay for anything, never has, never will. It is an economic axiom as old as the hills that goods and services

A nickel aint worth a dime anymore

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A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore. ~Yogi BerraCUL

My problem lies in reconciling my gross

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My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. ~Errol Flynn

If inflation continues to soar youre going

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If inflation continues to soar, you’re going to have to work like a dog just to live like one. ~George GobelCUL

When i was young thought that money

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When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it

Money often costs too much ralph waldo

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Money often costs too much. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

Always borrow money from a pessimist he

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Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn’t expect to be paid back. ~Author Unknown

Money and women theyre two of the

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Money and women. They’re two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn’t do for anything

Few are aware that they want any

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Few are aware that they want any thing, except pounds schillings and pence. ~Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by

If all the economists were laid end

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If all the economists were laid end to end, they’d never reach a conclusion. ~George Bernard Shaw

A rich man is nothing but a

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A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. ~W.C. Fields

But tell me how did gold get

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But tell me: how did gold get to be the highest value? Because it is uncommon and useless and gleaming and gentle in its

Do not value money for any more

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Do not value money for any more nor any less than its worth; it is a good servant but a bad master. ~Alexandre Dumas

Intaxication euphoria at getting a refund from

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Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. ~From a Washington

People are living longer than ever before

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People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage. ~Doug Larson

Theres no money in poetry but then

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There’s no money in poetry, but then there’s no poetry in money, either. ~Robert Graves

Money will buy you a pretty good

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Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won’t buy the wag of his tail. ~Henry Wheeler Shaw

It is an unfortunate human failing that

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It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocketbook often groans more loudly than an empty stomach. ~Franklin Delano Roosevelt

A bank book makes good reading

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A bank book makes good reading – better than some novels. ~Harry LauderQSO

There are a handful of people whom

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There are a handful of people whom money won’t spoil, and we count ourselves among them. ~Mignon McLaughlin

Money is human happiness in the abstract

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Money is human happiness in the abstract; and so the man who is no longer capable of enjoying such happiness in the concrete, sets

Inflation hasnt ruined everything a dime can

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Inflation hasn’t ruined everything. A dime can still be used as a screwdriver. ~Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown,

They who are of the opinion that

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They who are of the opinion that Money will do everything, may very well be suspected to do everything for Money. ~George Savile, Complete

Those who live by numbers can also

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[T]hose who live by numbers can also perish by them and it is a terrifying thing to have an adding machine write an epitaph,

The little money i have that

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The little money I have – that is my wealth, but the things I have for which I would not take money, that is

Inflation is taxation without legislation milton friedman

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Inflation is taxation without legislation. ~Milton Friedman

The only thing that can console one

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The only thing that can console one for being poor is extravagance. ~Oscar WildeCUL

Money is better than poverty if only

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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. ~Woody Allen

We may see the small value god

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We may see the small value God has for riches, by the people he gives them to. ~Alexander Pope, Thoughts on Various Subjects, 1727LOD

A mans soul may be buried and

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A man’s soul may be buried and perish under a dungheap or in a furrow of the field, just as well as under a

We have profoundly forgotten everywhere that cash payment

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We have profoundly forgotten everywhere that Cash-payment is not the sole relation of human beings. ~Thomas Carlyle, Past and PresentHHQ

It is the wretchedness of being rich

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It is the wretchedness of being rich that you have to live with rich people. ~Logan Pearsall Smith

Im tired of love still more rhyme

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I’m tired of Love: I’m still more tired of Rhyme. But Money gives me pleasure all the time. ~Hilaire Belloc, "Fatigued," Sonnets and Verse,

We can tell our values by looking

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We can tell our values by looking at our checkbook stubs. ~Gloria Steinem

Budget a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions

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Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions. ~A.A. Latimer

This planet has or rather had

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This planet has – or rather had – a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty

Lack of money is the root all

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Lack of money is the root of all evil. ~George Bernard Shaw

Money doesnt talk it swears bob dylan

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Money doesn’t talk, it swears. ~Bob Dylan, "It’s Alright, Ma (I’m Only Bleeding)"

Its a kind of spiritual snobbery that

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It’s a kind of spiritual snobbery that makes people think they can be happy without money. ~Albert Camus

It frees you from doing things dislike

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It frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. ~Groucho MarxCUL

Wealth any income that is at

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Wealth – any income that is at least one hundred dollars more a year than the income of one’s wife’s sister’s husband. ~H.L. Mencken

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