Imagine what will happen to this nation

Imagine what will happen to this nation if large numbers of American women start using the Wonderbra.  It will be catastrophic.  The male half of the population will be nothing but mindless drooling Zombies of Lust.  Granted, this is also true now, but it will be even worse.  ~Dave Barry

I like naked women im a bloke

I like naked women.  I’m a bloke.  I’m supposed to like them.  We’re born like that.  We like naked women as soon as we’re pulled out of one…. When man invented fire, he didn’t say, "Hey, let’s cook."  He said, "Great, now we can see naked bottoms in the dark"… The story of male achievement through the ages, feeble though it may have been, has been the story of our struggle to get a better look at your bottoms.  ~Coupling, "Inferno," 2 June 2000, written by Steven Moffat