Laughter Quotes SMS Collection

Dad always thought laughter was the best

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. ~Jack Handey, “Deep Thoughts,” Saturday

A laugh is a smile that bursts

A laugh is a smile that bursts.  ~Mary H. Waldrip

There is little success where there laughter

There is little success where there is little laughter. ~Andrew Carnegie

Laughter is an instant vacation milton berle

Laughter is an instant vacation. ~Milton Berle

Watching a childs laughter teach candles flame

Watching a child’s laughter teach a candle’s flame how to dance.  ~Dr. SunWolf, professorsunwolf.comtwitter.com/WordWhispers/status/75251055155363840

A good laugh and a long sleep

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor’s book. ~Irish Proverb

Ive always thought that a big laugh

I’ve always thought that a big laugh is a really loud noise from the soul saying, "Ain’t that the truth."  ~Quincy Jones, quoted in

Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which

Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.  ~Kurt Vonnegut

No man who has once heartily and

No man who has once heartily and wholly laughed can be altogether irreclaimably bad.  ~Thomas Carlyle, Sartor Resartus, Book I, chapter 4BMC

Carry laughter with you wherever go hugh

Carry laughter with you wherever you go.  ~Hugh SideySG

When people are laughing theyre generally not

When people are laughing, they’re generally not killing each other. ~Alan Aldasg

A hearty laugh gives one a dry

A hearty laugh gives one a dry cleaning, while a good cry is a wet wash.  ~Puzant Kevork Thomajan

Laughter on ones lips is a sign

[L]aughter on one’s lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life.  ~Hugh SideySG

Laughter is an orgasm triggered by the

Laughter is an orgasm triggered by the intercourse of sense and nonsense.  ~Author Unknown

So many tangles in life are ultimately

So many tangles in life are ultimately hopeless that we have no appropriate sword other than laughter. ~Gordon W. Allport

A good time to laugh is any

A good time to laugh is any time you can.  ~Linda Ellerbee

It is bad to suppress laughter goes

It is bad to suppress laughter.  It goes back down to your hips.  ~Author Unknown

Dogs laugh but they laugh with their

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.  What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh

At the height of laughter universe is

At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities.  ~Jean Houston

Sometimes i laugh so hard the tears

Sometimes I laugh so hard the tears run down my leg.  ~Author Unknown

If you are too busy to laugh

If you are too busy to laugh, you are too busy.  ~Proverb

A good real unrestrained hearty laugh is

A good, real, unrestrained, hearty laugh is a sort of glorified internal massage, performed rapidly and automatically.  It manipulates and revitalizes corners and unexplored