Jobs Quotes SMS Collection

A lot of fellows nowadays have a

A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D.  Unfortunately, they don’t have a J.O.B.  ~"Fats" Domino

Eventually the person who tries to fix

Eventually the person who tries to fix the problem will be blamed for causing it.  ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com

What is it that you like doing

What is it that you like doing?  If you don’t like it, get out of it, because you’ll be lousy at it.  ~Lee Iacocca

A mission statement is a dense slab

A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not

A life spent in constant labor is

A life spent in constant labor is a life wasted, save a man be such a fool as to regard a fulsome obituary notice

The best time to start thinking about

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.  ~Author Unknown

Time is an illusion lunchtime doubly so

Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.  ~Douglas AdamsCOCI

The difference between a job and career

The difference between a job and a career is the difference between forty and sixty hours a week.  ~Robert Frost

Wednesdays are like mondays in the middle

Wednesdays are like Mondays in the middle of the week!  ~Lee Fox Williams

A certificate does not make you certified

A certificate does not make you certified.  Attitude, performance, commitment to self and team – these and a certificate make you certified.  ~Author Unknown

Theres no business like show business but

There’s no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.  ~David Letterman

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play.  ~Arnold Toynbee

Thank you paper clips for being like

Thank you paper clips, for being like staples that can’t commit. ~Jimmy Fallon

What the world really needs is more

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.  ~Pearl Bailey

Oh you hate your job why didnt

Oh, you hate your job?  Why didn’t you say so?  There’s a support group for that.  It’s called everybody, and they meet at the

Every day i get up and look

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America.  If I’m not there, I go to

Corporations no longer try to fit square

Corporations no longer try to fit square pegs into round holes; they just fit them into square cubicles.  ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com

There are no menial jobs only attitudes

There are no menial jobs, only menial attitudes.  ~William J. Bennett, The Book of Virtues

Ive met a few people in my

I’ve met a few people in my time who were enthusiastic about hard work.  And it was just my luck that all of them

Law of the alibi if you tell

Law of the Alibi:  If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning

Dont waste time learning the 34tricks of

Don’t waste time learning the "tricks of the trade."  Instead, learn the trade.  ~Attributed to both James Charlton and H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Find a job you like and add

Find a job you like and you add five days to every week.  ~H. Jackson Brown

Researchers at harvard say that taking a

Researchers at Harvard say that taking a power nap for an hour in the afternoon can totally refresh you.  They say that by the

If you are the boss its wise

If you are the boss it’s wise to remember that there are lots of things you don’t know and lots of people who hope

Work expands so as to fill the

Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion.  ~C. Northcote Parkinson, 1958CTO

Statistics indicate that as a result of

Statistics indicate that, as a result of overwork, modern executives are dropping like flies on the nation’s golf courses.  ~Ira Wallach

If you dont like your job strike

If you don’t like your job you don’t strike.  You just go in every day and do it really half-assed.  That’s the American way. 

We pretend to work because they pay

We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us.  ~Author Unknown

When people go to work they shouldnt

When people go to work, they shouldn’t have to leave their hearts at home.  ~Betty Bender

As a job seeker remember this you

As a job seeker, remember this: You only lack experience if they want it done the same old way.  ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com