Every day i get up and look

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America.  If I’m not there, I go to work.  ~Robert Orben

Ive met a few people in my

I’ve met a few people in my time who were enthusiastic about hard work.  And it was just my luck that all of them happened to be men I was working for at the time.  ~Bill Gold

Researchers at harvard say that taking a

Researchers at Harvard say that taking a power nap for an hour in the afternoon can totally refresh you.  They say that by the time you wake up you’ll feel so good, you’ll be able to start looking for a new job.  ~Jay Leno

If you dont like your job strike

If you don’t like your job you don’t strike.  You just go in every day and do it really half-assed.  That’s the American way.  ~Homer Simpson, The Simpsons

What is it that you like doing

What is it that you like doing?  If you don’t like it, get out of it, because you’ll be lousy at it.  ~Lee Iacocca

Oh you hate your job why didnt

Oh, you hate your job?  Why didn’t you say so?  There’s a support group for that.  It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.  ~Drew Carey

A life spent in constant labor is

A life spent in constant labor is a life wasted, save a man be such a fool as to regard a fulsome obituary notice as ample reward.  ~George Jean Nathan

A mission statement is a dense slab

A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn.  ~Dave Barry

Law of the alibi if you tell

Law of the Alibi:  If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.  ~Author Unknown

A certificate does not make you certified

A certificate does not make you certified.  Attitude, performance, commitment to self and team – these and a certificate make you certified.  ~Author Unknown