Internet Quotes SMS Collection

Hooked on internet help is a just

Hooked on Internet?  Help is a just a click away.  ~Author Unknown

Every bit of software wants you to

Every bit of software wants you to be "social."  What ever happened to being grumpy and alone in your writer’s fugue?  ~Doug Greentwitter.com/douggreen/status/1994149106

I regularly read internet user groups filled

I regularly read Internet user groups filled with messages from people trying to solve software incompatibility problems that, in terms of complexity, make the

Youtube twitter and facebook are merging the

YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook, are merging.  The new program will be called YouTwitFace.  ~Author Unknown

The net treats censorship as a defect

The Net treats censorship as a defect and routes around it.  ~John Gilmore, 1993

Laying in bed this morning contemplating how

Laying in bed this morning contemplating how amazing it would be if somehow Oscar Wilde and Mae West could twitter from the grave.  ~Dita

A blogger is an average person who

A blogger is an average person who happens to have a need to count his friends every half hour.  ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com

The internet is clearly about more than

The Internet is clearly about more than sports scores and email now.  It’s a place where we can conduct our democracy and get very

I believe that social medias greatest gift

I believe that social media’s greatest gift is in providing every person the forum to be themselves, speak their heart & soul.  ~Jeb Dickerson,

We have technology finally that for the

We have technology, finally, that for the first time in human history allows people to really maintain rich connections with much larger numbers of

My favorite thing about the internet is

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. 

The internet is becoming the town square

google_ad_section_end The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow.  ~Bill Gates

If addiction is judged by how long

google_ad_section_start(weight=ignore) If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a "fix" of something, to its

If you have a web site it

google_ad_section_end If you have a web site, it makes your small business look big.  ~Natalie Sequera

A computer terminal is not some clunky

A computer terminal is not some clunky old television with a typewriter in front of it.  It is an interface where the mind and

The world is poised on the cusp

The world is poised on the cusp of an economic and cultural shift as dramatic as that of the Industrial Revolution.  (OK, it doesn’t

Television to brainwash us all and internet

Television to brainwash us all and Internet to eliminate any last resistance.  ~Paul Carvel

Five years ago we thought of the

Five years ago, we thought of the Web as a new medium, not a new economy.  ~Clement Mok

One of the internets strengths is its

One of the Internet’s strengths is its ability to help consumers find the right needle in a digital haystack of data.  ~Jared Sandberg

The internet is the most powerful magnifier

The Internet is the most powerful magnifier of slack ever invented.  ~Author Unknown

No matter how well you know the

No matter how well you know the rules of netiquette, you will eventually offend someone who doesn’t.  ~Don Rittner

The internet is just a world passing

The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom.  ~Jon Stewart

If al gore invented the internet i

If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.  ~Dan Quayle, attributed

The internet has been the most fundamental

The Internet has been the most fundamental change during my lifetime and for hundreds of years.  ~Rupert Murdoch

The big dispute between the government and

The big dispute between the government and Microsoft concerns the Internet "browser," which is the piece of software that puts a message on your

Blogs seem to have two magnetic poles

Blogs seem to have two magnetic poles, one attracting friends, the other repulsing relatives.  ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com

The internet isnt free it just has

The Internet isn’t free.  It just has an economy that makes no sense to capitalism.  ~Brad Shapcott

In cyberspace the first amendment is a

In cyberspace, the First Amendment is a local ordinance.  ~John Perry Barlow

I am at a loss to figure

I am at a loss to figure out how to rid my e-mail of those bottom-feeders of the electronic world, the generators of spam….

What exactly is the internet basically it

What, exactly, is the Internet?  Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is

The message for business people contemplating their

The message for business people contemplating their place in cyberspace is simple and direct:  get linked or get lost.  ~Vic Sussman and Kenan Pollack

There are three kinds of death in

There are three kinds of death in this world.  There’s heart death, there’s brain death, and there’s being off the network.  ~Guy Almes

Just as we could have rode into

Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC.  ~Andy Grove

Warning the internet may contain traces of

Warning: the Internet may contain traces of nuts.  ~Author Unknown

You cant take something off the internet

You can’t take something off the Internet – it’s like taking pee out of a pool.  ~Author Unknown, 1995

Looking at the proliferation of personal web

Looking at the proliferation of personal web pages on the Net, it looks like very soon everyone on Earth will have 15 megabytes of

When i took office only high energy

When I took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard of what is called the World Wide Web…. Now even my cat has

After all it was designed to withstand

After all, it was designed to withstand nuclear war, not just the puny huffs and puffs of politicians and religious fanatics.  ~Denise Caruso, about

First we thought the pc was a

First we thought the PC was a calculator.  Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII – and we thought

National borders arent even speed bumps on

National borders aren’t even speed bumps on the information superhighway.  ~Tim May

The internet is the first thing that

The Internet is the first thing that humanity has built that humanity doesn’t understand, the largest experiment in anarchy that we have ever had. 

A birds song is beautiful but if

A bird’s song is beautiful, but if it never stops you feel like shooting it.  ~Laura Ainsley, on over-zealous tweetingtwitter.com/ThinkEvenBigger/status/2205880228, 2011flickr mail png

The only social networking i did this

The only social networking I did this weekend was with my family. I actually let the battery on my laptop completely die. ~Betsy Cañas

The internet is so big powerful and

The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life.  ~Andrew Brown

The greatest thing about the internet is

The greatest thing about the internet is that you can quote something and just totally make up the source.  ~Benjamin Franklin

Chances are you now know that the

Chances are, you now know that the marriage of the computer and the telephone is one of the century’s seismic technical and economic developments. 

The internet is like alcohol in some

The Internet is like alcohol in some sense.  It accentuates what you would do anyway.  If you want to be a loner, you can