How true Quotes SMS Collection

I have never met anyone who wanted

I have never met anyone who wanted to save the world without my financial support.  ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com

How is it that our memory good

How is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to

How is it that one match can

How is it that one match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box of matches to start a campfire?  ~Christy

Amount of time it takes for a

Amount of time it takes for a dog to "do its business" is directly proportional to outside temperature + suitability of owner’s outerwear.  ~Betsy

What you discover about lifes shell game

What you discover about life’s shell game is that it’s hardest to follow the pea when you’re the pea.  ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com

If you wish to forget anything on

If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered.  ~Edgar Allan Poe

The easiest way to find something lost

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.  ~Author Unknown

Its my luck that every time i

It’s my luck that every time I feel I completely comprehend God’s plan, I don’t have a pencil with me.  ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com

Everything is funny as long it happening

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.  ~Will RogersPH

It is often easier to ask for

It is often easier to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission.  ~Grace Hopper

Tell a man there are 300 billion

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you.  Tell him a bench has wet paint on it

I tell you this and plain what

I tell you this, and I tell you plain: What you have done, you will do again; You will bite your tongue, careful or

A bargain is something you cant use

A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist.  ~Franklin P. Jones

No one is listening until you fart

No one is listening until you fart.  ~Author Unknown

Self checkout line the place where customers

Self-Checkout Line ? The place where customers of an establishment become unpaid employees of the establishment. ~Richard Turner (1937-2011), The Grammar Curmudgeon, a.k.a. “The

Warranty a notice telling the buyer

Warranty ? A notice telling the buyer when the product that was just purchased will no longer function. ~Richard Turner (1937-2011), The Grammar Curmudgeon,

Nothing is as frustrating arguing with someone

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he’s talking about.  ~Sam Ewing

Its annoying to be disapproved of by

It’s annoying to be disapproved of by people who know only half the story – especially when you’re not sure which half they know. 

Shin a device for finding furniture in

Shin:  a device for finding furniture in the dark.  ~Author Unknown

Its frustrating when you know all the

It’s frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.  ~Author Unknown

If you wonder where your child left

If you wonder where your child left his roller skates, try walking around the house in the dark.  ~Leopold FechtnerFCN