Housework Quotes SMS Collection

Thank god for dirty dishes they have

Thank God for dirty dishes, they have a tale to tell; while others may go hungry, we’re eating very well. ~Author Unknown

When it comes to housework the one

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin.  Or maybe I

The rose bowl is the only bowl

The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I’ve ever seen that I didn’t have to clean.  ~Erma BombeckDMCD

If the shelves are dusty and pots

If the shelves are dusty and the pots don’t shine, it’s because I have better things to do with my time. ~Author Unknown

Our house is clean enough to be

Our house is clean enough to be healthy, and dirty enough to be happy.  ~Author Unknown

The meals complete when the kitchens neat

The meal’s complete when the kitchen’s neat.  ~Author Unknown

Law of window cleaning its on the

Law of Window Cleaning:  It’s on the other side.  ~Author Unknown

Old houses mended cost little less than

Old houses mended, Cost little less than new before they’re ended. ~Colley CibberMCTO

I am thankful for a lawn that

I am thankful for a lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning and gutters that need fixing because it means I have a

Always keep your home presentable assuming you

Always keep your home presentable, assuming you keep a home for purposes of presentation.  ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com

My second favorite household chore is ironing

My second favorite household chore is ironing.  My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.  ~Erma BombeckWL

We labor to make a house home

We labor to make a house a home, then every time we’re expecting visitors, we rush to turn it back into a house.  ~Robert

Law of the workshop any tool when

Law of the Workshop:  Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.  ~Author Unknown

There is no daily chore so trivial

There is no daily chore so trivial that it cannot be made important by skipping it two days running.  ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com

The only really good place to buy

The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the

You dont get anything clean without getting

You don’t get anything clean without getting something else dirty.  ~Cecil Baxter

This is a honeydew day that when

This is a honeydew day.  That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that"

The fellow that owns his own home

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.  ~Kin HubbardCUL

One only needs two tools in life

One only needs two tools in life:  WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop.  ~G.M. Weilacher

A perfect summer day is when the

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. 

There was no need to do any

There was no need to do any housework at all.  After the first four years the dirt doesn’t get any worse.  ~Quentin Crisp, The

Im not going to vacuum until sears

I’m not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on.  ~Roseanne Barr

Three fourths of the earths surface is water

Three-fourths of the Earth’s surface is water, and one-fourth is land.  It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple

Please dont feed the dust bunnies author

Please don’t feed the dust bunnies.  ~Author Unknown

Cleaning your house while kids are still

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.  ~Phyllis Diller, Phyllis Diller’s Housekeeping Hints,

Few tasks are more like the torture

Few tasks are more like the torture of Sisyphus than housework, with its endless repetition:  the clean becomes soiled, the soiled is made clean,

I am never five minutes into stripping

I am never five minutes into stripping the clutter from my life before I start running into the clutter that is my life.  ~Robert

Vacuums dont clean houses people everybody loves

Vacuums don’t clean houses.  People clean houses.  ~Everybody Loves Raymond, "Humm Vac," written by Lew Schneider, original airdate 19 March 2001, spoken by the

I always thought a yard was three

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn.  ~C.E. Cowman