Ignorant people think it is the noise

Ignorant people think it is the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain’t so; it is the sickening grammar that they use.  ~Mark Twain

Correct spelling indeed is one of the

Correct spelling, indeed, is one of the arts that are far more esteemed by schoolma’ams than by practical men, neck-deep in the heat and agony of the world.  ~Henry Louis Mencken, The American Language

Grammar checker a software program that

Grammar Checker ? A software program that is not needed by those who know grammar and virtually useless for those who don’t. ~Richard Turner (1937-2011), The Grammar Curmudgeon, a.k.a. “The Mudge,” from “The Curmudgeon’s Short Dictionary of Modern Phrases”grammarmudge.cityslide.com/articles/article/718614/128229.htm; tpv,uwp,qe2