[T]o play golf is to spoil an otherwise enjoyable walk. ~Attributed to "the Allens," as quoted by H.S. Scrivener in Lawn Tennis at Home and Abroad, 1903, Arthur Wallis Myers, ed., commonly attributed to Mark Twain as "Golf is a good walk spoiled."quoteinvestigator.com/2010/05/28/golf-good-walk (Thanks, Garson O’Toole of quoteinvestigator.com!)
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