Gas prices Quotes SMS Collection

Modern technology owes ecology an apology alan

Modern technology Owes ecology An apology. ~Alan M. Eddison

A pedestrian is someone who thought there

A pedestrian is someone who thought there were a couple of gallons left in the tank.  ~Author Unknown

Inflation is taxation without legislation milton friedman

Inflation is taxation without legislation.  ~Milton Friedman

The use of solar energy has not

The use of solar energy has not been opened up because the oil industry does not own the sun.  ~Ralph Nader

Thank god men cannot fly and lay

Thank God men cannot fly, and lay waste the sky as well as the earth.  ~Henry David Thoreau

In the old days a man who

In the old days a man who saved money was a miser; nowadays he’s a wonder.  ~Author Unknown

With laissez faire and price atomic ecologys uneconomic

With laissez-faire and price atomic, Ecology’s Uneconomic, But with another kind of logic Economy’s Unecologic. ~Kenneth E. Boulding

This morning prompted by increasing concerns about

This morning, prompted by increasing concerns about terrorism, oil prices reached a record high as the cost of a barrel of crude is a

Who recalls when folks got along without

Who recalls when folks got along without something if it cost too much?  ~Kin Hubbard

Car sickness is the feeling you get

Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due.  ~Author Unknown

We live by the golden rule those

We live by the Golden Rule.  Those who have the gold make the rules.  ~Buzzie Bavasi

We all know how the size of

We all know how the size of sums of money appears to vary in a remarkable way according as they are being paid in

The shortest distance between two points is

The shortest distance between two points is under construction.  ~Noelie Altito

It puzzles me how they know what

It puzzles me how they know what corners are good for filling stations.  Just how did they know gas and oil was under there? 

Kilometers are shorter than miles save gas

Kilometers are shorter than miles.  Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.  ~George Carlin

Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline

Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.  ~Edward Abbey

Man is the animal that intends to

Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having given up on the problem of an efficient way

Business is the art of extracting money

Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence.  ~Max Amsterdam

A vigorous five mile walk will do more

A vigorous five-mile walk will do more good for an unhappy but otherwise healthy adult than all the medicine and psychology in the world. 

A nickel aint worth a dime anymore

A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.  ~Yogi Berra

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.  ~Lewis Mumford

A city that outdistances mans walking powers

A city that outdistances man’s walking powers is a trap for man.  ~Arnold Toynbee

The civilized man has built a coach

The civilized man has built a coach, but has lost the use of his feet.  ~Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Self-Reliance," 1841

Its better to have beer in hand

It’s better to have beer in hand than gas in tank.  ~Author Unknown

The economy depends about as much on

The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on weather forecasters.  ~Jean-Paul Kauffmann

All in favor of conserving gasoline please

All in favor of conserving gasoline, please raise your right foot.  ~Author Unknown

The poor are because the rich rich

The poor are poor because the rich are rich.  ~Author Unknown

We never know the worth of water

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry.  ~Thomas Fuller

The only man who sticks closer to

The only man who sticks closer to you in adversity than a friend is a creditor.  ~Author Unknown