Gambling Quotes SMS Collection

A dollar picked up in the road

A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us than the 99 which we had to work for, and the money

I met with an accident on the

I met with an accident on the way to the track; I arrived safely.  ~Joe E. LewisCDC

One of the healthiest ways to gamble

One of the healthiest ways to gamble is with a spade and a package of garden seeds.  ~Dan Bennett

The typical gambler might not really understand

The typical gambler might not really understand the probabilistic nuances of the wheel or the dice, but such things seem a bit more tractable

You know horses are smarter than people

You know horses are smarter than people.  You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.  ~Will RogersDMCD

In most betting shops you will see

In most betting shops you will see three windows marked "Bet Here," but only one window with the legend "Pay Out."  ~Jeffrey BernardCDC

The safest way to double your money

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.  ~Kin Hubbard

If you aint just a little scared

If you ain’t just a little scared when you enter a casino, you are either very rich or you haven’t studied the games enough. 

There is but one good throw upon

There is but one good throw upon the dice, which is, to throw them away.  ~Author Unknown

Betting is the manure to which enormous

Betting is the manure to which the enormous crop of horse-races and racehorse breeding in this and other countries is to a large extent

The urge to gamble is so universal

The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice is so pleasurable, that I assume it must be evil.  ~Heywood BrounDCD

A race track is a place where

A race track is a place where windows clean people.  ~Danny ThomasCUL

Horse racing is animated roulette roger kahn

Horse racing is animated roulette.  ~Roger KahnCUL

The better the gambler worse man publilius

The better the gambler, the worse the man.  ~Publilius SyrusDCD

Luck never gives it only lends swedish

Luck never gives; it only lends.  ~Swedish ProverbPMB

The race is not always to the

The race is not always to the swift nor the battle to the strong, but that’s the way to bet.  ~Damon Runyon, "More Than

At the gambling table there are no

At the gambling table, there are no fathers and sons.  ~Chinese Proverb

Gambling the sure way of getting nothing

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing from something.  ~Wilson Mizner

There is a very easy way to

There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune:  go there with a large one.  ~Jack Yelton

Man is a gaming animal he must

Man is a gaming animal.  He must always be trying to get the better in something or other.  ~Charles Lamb, Essays of Elia, 1823,